"Ah!! Wu Yan, I'm going to kill you!!" Early in the morning, Wu Yan was woken up by a scream. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

It turned out that after Lin Xiaoqian woke up, she went to wash and dress up, but when she looked in the mirror, she found that she had a black turtle painted on her face!

Wu Yan picked up the walkie-talkie, covered his mouth, and said with a smug smile: "What, am I not good enough to draw? I'm sorry, next time I will work harder to draw the turtle more beautifully and match you better!"

Wu Yan had already turned up the volume of the walkie-talkie very high, so although he didn't say it too loudly, it was not small when it came out from the other end of the walkie-talkie.

How could Lin Xiaoqian have thought that Wuyan had such high-tech products?

She didn't suspect that there was a fake, rushed to the door of the practice room, and kicked and beat the stone door.

Wu Yan secretly opened a crack in the door, through the small gap in the furniture, and took this scene into his eyes, he couldn't help but laugh, and said: "Why are you so angry? No matter how bad my painting skills are, the charm of the turtle is still drawn, it is a perfect match for you!"

Lin Xiaoqian said hatefully: "Who told you to lift my veil? Do you know that no one has ever seen it!"

Wu Yan said in horror: "You don't want to tell me that whoever sees your face, you will marry someone, right? I'm sorry, according to the law of Jinyang Kingdom, you are already my daughter-in-law, so you don't have to do anything more!"

Lin Xiaoqian said angrily: "Who is your daughter-in-law? Don't dream! Even if I marry a pig and a dog, I won't marry you! If you come out for me, I'm going to castrate you, a thief!"

Wu Yan said helplessly: "My little aunt and grandmother, you keep saying that you are going to castrate me, if I go out in this way, won't I be the stupidest fool in the world? Please, find a better excuse! Why don't you call me a few times grandpa, make grandpa happy, and open the door?"

Lin Xiaoqian also calmed down at this time, snorted, and ran to the bathroom again, washed off the ink on her face, and then immediately ran back to the practice room and sat down on the cotton mat, "Hmph, if you have a kind, you will never come out!"

"I'm not going out, let's see what you can do with me?" Wu Yan pretended to shout, and couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh wildly!

Lin Xiaoqian's ears are good, and when she heard Wu Yan's laughter, she snorted coldly: "You laugh, if you want to laugh, laugh enough! After being careful, there will be no chance to laugh again!"

"yes, then I'll have to have a good laugh!"

Wu Yan snorted, and then opened his mouth to sing:

"Life is a play

Why care too much about grievances and grievances

Fame and fortune, something

Life does not bring death, and death does not take away

The world is unpredictable, and the joys and sorrows of the world are unpredictable

There is no chance to reunite in this life and the next

Love and hate, whatever

The boat goes to the bridgehead and travels naturally

And wave your sleeves and don't look back

It's time to drink and have fun

That daughter is good

It's hard to find happiness, and I walk all the roads in a chic way

I smirked

Smirked again

Laugh at the fact that Hongchen people are not old

Think of wine as a pure mirror

I smirked

Smirked again

Seek a lifetime of happiness ......"

This song is a song that was once very popular on the earth, called "Smug Laughter".

Wu Yan changed the lyrics in this song to the language of Huiyang Continent and sang it, but it had a different taste.

The Huiyang Continent respects martial arts, and they are all studying the kung fu of fighting, killing, and killing, who wants to care about what art and literature are singing and dancing?

Therefore, the art industry here is not very developed.

Wu Yan's singing style can be regarded as unique and shocking.

Lin Xiaoqian is also a person who loves to sing, and when she heard Wu Yan singing, she scolded disdainfully at first: "Strange tone, I don't know how to pretend to understand, it's hard to hear!"

After listening for a while, Lin Xiaoqian slowly became fascinated.

Wu Yan sang one song after another, all of which were puns and sarcastic about Lin Xiaoqian.

But Lin Xiaoqian listened to it with relish, and was secretly shocked in her heart: "This little rascal should not be underestimated, not only has a bad stomach, but even singing is so talented......"

Unfortunately, Wu Yan's performance was quickly interrupted.

Because, someone shouted outside: "Young Master Wu, are you there? The little one was ordered by the city lord to invite Master Wu to go to the New Drunken Fragrance Building, today is the opening day of the New Drunken Fragrance Building, please be sure to be there in person!"

Wu Yan then remembered, it seems that Li Gang said yesterday that the new Zuixiang Building can be renovated today.

Wu Yan just wanted to answer, but Lin Xiaoqian preemptively said loudly: "You call Li Gang don't have to wait, just say that Wu Yan is dead!

Wu Yan couldn't cry or laugh, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't listen to her nonsense, I'll be fine, I'll go in a while!"

As soon as Wu Yan shouted, he immediately covered his mouth.

In such a hurry, he forgot that he was outside, and shouted a little loudly.

When Lin Xiaoqian heard this, she felt that something was wrong, as if she heard an echo outside?

Wu Yan hurriedly spoke up and said some flirtatious words, which angered Lin Xiaoqian and refocused his attention on the practice room.

Wu Yan opened the crack in the door, secretly observed, and quietly left while Lin Xiaoqian was turning his back.

Wu Yan came to the door and saw that the person sent by Li Gang had already left, but he left an invitation.

Wu Yan looked at it, threw it aside again, and ran towards the pond in a hurry.

When I arrived at the pond, sure enough, it was a pond full of plants!

It turned out that the third army of plant elves had also arrived, and as a result, they were also attracted to the pond by the medicinal power!

Of course, the fate of this group of troops, like their predecessors, entered Wu Yan's Five Organs Mansion, and also fed the villain in Wu Yan's mind.

Wu Yan, who was satisfied, touched his belly, Shi Shiran came to Taiyang City, hid in a place where no one put on makeup, and rented a small deserted courtyard. Then I went to the bazaar and bought a dozen wooden barrels, bought a lot of wine from Taobao, and poured all the wine into the barrels. I bought some more mineral water to dilute it, and then I was satisfied.

Wu Yan went to Taobao again, bought some chicken essence, diluted it with water, and filled several buckets.

When everything was done, Wu Yan changed his makeup again, rented a house again, and then rented a few carriages for them to move the barrels to this new house.

After all this, Wu Yan felt that it was difficult for others to find anything from it, so he took off his makeup, called a few carriages again, and asked them to carry the barrels onto the car and pull them to the new drunken spirit building.

At this time, there were already many people in the new drunken spirit building.

Mr. Bai, the president of the Taiyang City Chamber of Commerce, was directing his subordinates inside, busy arranging.

Seeing Wu Yan coming, an old flower suddenly bloomed on Chairman Bai's face, and he welcomed Wu Yan in with great enthusiasm.

In this new drunken spirit building, although Wu Yan is nominally the boss, he has already given up ninety percent of the shares.

President Bai has taken a large share of it, and he already regards this restaurant as his own.

After tasting the wine and chicken essence soup brought by Wu Yan, his eyes lit up, as if he saw countless gold and silver treasures, which were rushing towards him, and he became even more enthusiastic about Wu Yan, holding Wu Yan's hand tightly.

Wu Yan struggled desperately before he broke free, and goosebumps all over his body: "My nationality on the earth is not Thailand!"

Chairman Bai didn't mind, and smiled happily: "Member Wu really brews a good wine! Chef Guo will definitely die of joy?"

"Chef Guo, I haven't asked President Bai yet, which master are you talking about?" Wu Yanqi said.

"Haha, you don't know yet, Guo Mang Guo Daxianren, who admires your wine-making skills, has already joined our new Drunken Spirit Building! He is now in the secret room of the wine cellar, studying the wine you made last time, do you want to go over and have a look?"

Hearing that the famous Guo Daxian was actually impressed by himself, Wu Yan also felt that he had a lot of face, so he asked President Bai to take him there.

The two of them came to the door of the secret room of the wine cellar, and they were just about to go in, but there was one person, looking for President Bai to have something to do, so Wu Yan went in first.

This wine cellar secret room is specially designed for winemaking, which is airtight and airtight, so you don't have to worry about the wine leaking a point.

Wu Yan walked through the barrels of wine filled inside, but did not find Guo Mang.

Wu Yan was surprised, but he heard a scream of "ah" next to him!

Wu Yan pinched the spiritual shield in the palm of his hand and rushed over, only to find that Guo Mang had a sword stuck in his throat, his eyes widened, and he fell in a pool of blood, already dead!

At this time, President Bai and the others outside also rushed in when they heard the shouting.

Seeing Guo Mang on the ground, Chairman Bai pointed at Wu Yan and wondered, "Wu Yan, why did you kill him!"