Chapter 15: Jokes
Ten days later, the story of "Journey to the West" was finished by Xue Hao. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Talking like this every day during this time, he was a little tired and decided to take a break for a few days and think about what story to tell next.
Even if Xue Hao doesn't tell stories, there are still many guests in the teahouse every day. The Tingfeng Yin Tea House has become famous, and guests will come to drink a bowl of tea when they have free time.
In the afternoon, Xu Zhi came again. The other restaurants in Tianqin City are now secretly paying attention to the Drunken Immortal Building, and once there are any new tricks in the Drunken Immortal Building, they can all find out in time and start imitating them.
After more than ten days, Xu Zhi's Zuixian Mansion is no different from other restaurants, and the number of customers is decreasing.
"Childe, I'm here again. This time, it's time to tell me about your method that won't be imitated. ”
Xue Hao casually handed Xu Zhi a few pieces of rice paper, on which everything he had thought of recently.
Xu Zhi took the rice paper and began to look. It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, this look, Xu Zhi seems to have discovered something big. The more Xu Zhi looked at it, the more frightened he became, and his hands trembled excitedly.
"This, this, can this really be done?" Xu Zhi doubted on his lips, but he already believed it in his heart, but the content on those few pieces of rice paper was too amazing.
If Xue Hao's whimsical ideas in the past were still at the level of cleverness, then the things on paper are already at the level of macro strategy.
Xue Hao naturally knew why Xu Zhi was excited, because what he wrote on that piece of paper was the concept of a chain store.
The above details the idea of opening Zuixianlou in every big city on the mainland, with the current advanced restaurant concept of Zuixianlou, no matter which big city it is, it can quickly occupy the restaurant market and become the largest restaurant in the local area.
It also writes about the concept of membership cards, which is the key to making Drunken Immortal Lou not easy to imitate. Because once you have a membership card and taste the privileges of the membership card, those people will not go to other restaurants.
Xue Hao: "How is it?"
For a moment, the idea of "cheating" appeared in Xu Zhi's mind. After all, he had already seen things, and he could walk away.
This thought only appeared for a moment, and Xu Zhi gave up. Because this person is Xue Hao, a ten-year-old boy, an omniscient genius, Mr. Xue!
Xu Zhi: "This thing is too valuable, I really don't know how to put it up." With this thing, it is completely possible to realize the glory of my ancestors, and even surpass it. ”
"Your ancestors?"
"Don't hide it from the son, our Xu family used to be a big family, a well-known wealthy businessman in the country, and then there were several heirs of a loser, and in my generation, there is only one drunken immortal building left in Tianqin City......" Xu Zhi said while seeing the concept of membership cards proposed by Xue Hao, and thought of something.
Xu Zhi took out a black waist card from his waist: "Childe, I'll give this to you." ”
Xue Hao took it in his hand and watched it carefully, this waist card was the size of a palm, the whole body was pitch black, one side was printed with the three words "Drunken Immortal Building", and the other side was a single word: "Xu".
Xue Hao couldn't see the material of this token: "What kind of material is this, is it very valuable?"
Hearing Xue Hao ask if his family heirloom token was worth anything, Xu Zhi was embarrassed: "This is a brand handed down by my ancestors, and it is rumored that it was caused by a meteorite outside the sky." This is the membership card I gave you, the only one in the world. In the future, you come to our Zuixian Building for dinner, half price. ”
"Half price? Hearing that he could go to the restaurant to eat at half price in the future, Xue Hao put away the token with satisfaction, "By the way, this is for you." ”
Xue Hao took out a few more pieces of rice paper and handed them to Xu Zhi. This is a careful eye for him to prevent Xu Zhi from playing tricks.
"And?" Xu Zhi took the rice paper suspiciously, looking at the contents on it.
"Haha, it is estimated that when I am alive, I will be able to see the scene of the Drunken Immortal Tower all over the world. Twenty years, no, ten years, our Xu family, Xu family......" Xu Zhi was speechless with excitement.
The rice paper that Xue Hao gave to Xu Zhi for the first time was just an idea, and now, Xue Hao gave him a solution. Financing, shares, union, real estate, Xue Hao wrote a lot of modern enterprise concepts, these things are enough to make Zuixianlou become a world-famous chain restaurant in the shortest possible time.
After Xu Zhi left the teahouse, he immediately went to make the membership card that Xue Hao said. This time his actions were very secretive, and even if other restaurants noticed his actions, they did not know what he was doing.
The owners of other restaurants are not worried, no matter what measures Xu Zhi takes, they will be applied to the Drunken Immortal Building, and it will not be too late for them to imitate it, just like before. However, this time, they didn't expect that they would forever lose their qualification to compete with the Drunken Immortal Building.
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Su Ruoxuan, the young lady of the Su family, and Su Xiangnan's twin sister. Originally, Su Ruoxuan wanted to go to Xiaoyao Pavilion to practice piano skills, but when she walked to the door of Xiaoyao Pavilion, she inadvertently saw the Tingfeng Yin Teahouse opposite.
She remembered that her brother had mentioned the teahouse and that there was a ten-year-old storyteller in it. At first, she didn't believe it, thinking that Su Xiangnan was joking, but Su Xiangnan was very serious and had a high opinion of the storyteller.
Su Ruoxuan became curious about this teahouse for a while, and said to the maid: "Xiaocui, let's go, go to that teahouse and have a look." ”
In the teahouse, Xue Hao was bored and teasing Xiaobai. Xue Ling'er greeted the guests and poured tea for them.
"Mr. Xue, when will we tell a new story? ”
"yes, we'll be waiting for you to tell you the story. ”
“......”
Xue Hao thought for a while: "I haven't thought about the new story yet, so let's tell you a joke first." ”
"What's a joke?"
"You'll know what I've heard. At this moment, Xue Hao saw a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl coming outside the door. This girl is gorgeously dressed and beautifully dressed, and there is a maid behind her, who is a rich lady at first glance.
This is the first time such a rich lady has come to the teahouse.
Seeing the rich lady sitting down, Xue Hao began to tell his jokes: "It is said that there is a rich businessman who went out on errands and came home very late. The rich merchant was walking alone on the road when he was targeted by two little thieves and followed him all the way. The rich merchant knew that the little thief was eyeing his money, so he began to run, and the little thief chased after him. ”
When the rich merchant was about to catch up, he suddenly saw a mass grave next to him. So he ran to the mass grave, turned around and said a word to the two little thieves, and immediately scared them away, and guess what he said?"
The guests speculated: "The rich merchant said that I know the prefect?"
Xue Hao shook his head.
Su Ruoxuan said: "Of course, the rich businessman reported his own family, so that the little thief knew that it was difficult to retreat. "Su Ruoxuan is the young lady of a big family, this is her habitual thinking.
Xue Hao shook his head: "No, what the rich businessman said is: What are you still chasing? I'm home." ”
After being stunned for a few seconds, the crowd burst into laughter. Everyone now understood what Xue Hao's joke meant.
Su Ruoxuan couldn't help but laugh out loud, and couldn't hold back it at all. However, she was not convinced: "You don't count, I didn't expect such a question just now, if you ask one more, I will definitely be able to guess it." ”
Xue Hao said that in this world, no one can play him.
"Okay, the next thing is a brain teaser, everyone, please listen to the question: what is yours, but you don't use it often, and others use it often?"
The guests discussed, but the discussion was inconclusive.
Xue Hao: "It's very simple, it's your name. Next question: What gets dirtier the more you wash it?"
The guests began to discuss, but there was no correct answer, and just when Xue Hao was about to announce the answer, Su Ruoxuan had an idea: "I thought of it, it's water!"
Xue Hao glanced at Su Ruoxuan in surprise: "The answer is correct, I didn't expect this young lady to be so smart." ”
Su Ruoxuan, who heard the praise, smiled, showed a few white teeth, and hurriedly blocked them with her hands. Smiling without showing teeth is the basic etiquette of being a young lady from a big family.