334 I'll tell you a joke

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Mei Hong didn't kick Qin En's lifeline in the end, she knew that her unreliable disciple was just a funny character with a thief's heart and no guts, and she was the kind of funny male number two who specializes in hilarious attacks on the heroine in a text adventure game but never has a girlfriend.

Although some of his romantic stories have reached Mei Hong's ears, Qin En has never died in front of Mei Hong, his attacks are all very symptomatic, it is not so much that he really wants to take advantage, but that he is purely funny.

Thirty seconds can be stopped twice, and Qin En can do some obscene things in a minute: it is still possible to strip a woman naked and throw her on the street or molest her whole body, but he has always adhered to the bottom line. And Mei Hong simply can't see it: before she violates the bottom line, she doesn't go to Mei Hong's side to engage in the people around Mei Hong anyway, so Fujiwara Mei Hong often ignores Qin En's romantic stories, so she let go of Qin En, who was pressed under her, and gently kicked him in the knee and pulled him up.

"Alright, I'll pay attention to it next time. ”

Qin En said with a cheap smile, and he was also full of emotion in his heart: Master Meihong is really powerful, I originally thought that I could have some physical advantages now, but I didn't expect to be overturned in a photo at close range.

Thirty seconds of time stopped, and despite the power of the time stop at the last minute, it was still discovered...... This reflex ability proves the huge gap between Qin En and Fujiwara Meihong.

"I thought it was enough to be unaware, but I didn't expect you to knock me down just by looking at me......"

It hurts his self-esteem too much! Qin En's death attack on Mei Hong also has the intention of testing his strength, if it is to attack the living, it will cause misunderstanding, but the acquaintance Mei Hong is sure

"I found you earlier, but I didn't expect it was you, a white-eyed wolf, who attacked me, and I thought it was some kind of gangster with bad intentions, so I brought this place to solve it cleanly. ”

Qin En's back was cold, it was so dangerous...... I almost got killed as a bento trick!

After confirming their identities, Qin En and Fujiwara Meihong walked out of the alley and returned to the street, among a group of people, Qin En and Meihong's figures were not very conspicuous.

"Didn't you stay so good in Youkai Mountain, why did you suddenly go back to the human realm?"

"No matter how comfortable Monster Mountain is, it's not my own home, and now that I've got a new mission from Lord Lan, I can't continue to stay...... You can't let Rin keep me in Youkai Mountain, right?"

"I think it's a good choice, it's a good fit for you......" Fujiwara Meihong didn't know what kind of mood she was based on, and she couldn't tell if she was serious or joking.

"Master, are you serious?"

"Of course not, I just think that then you might be quieter instead of harassing girls around. ”

"Hahahahaha, Master, what you said is so funny, where are there any girls, all of them are a group of BBAs, Master Meihong, listen to me tell a joke: there are girls in Gensokyo, hahahahahaha!

Qin En's loud laughter did not attract too much attention, his strength alone was fragile in front of the group, and now the lively sound in the whole person could completely cover Qin En's noisy voice.

Fujiwara Meihong didn't take this stubble, she didn't care much about her age, unlike other normal women who heard others say about their age, but this shows the BBA nature of Master Meihong.

And Qin En couldn't hold back for too long when no one was supporting, so he simply watched Heixue with his sister Hong, looking at Heixue who was welcomed by the road and the expressions of the people around him, and said in a ghostly manner: "I think Teacher Huiyin is more suitable for that position." ”

Qin En doesn't have a real sense of Hei Xue's credits, those achievements are the data of watching other people's games in Qin En's eyes, he doesn't know Hei Xue, and he doesn't have enough trust, so even if he sees her being recognized by everyone, he doesn't feel it

"It's not a good thing to sit on the leader. ”

Fujiwara Meihong's tone made Qin En a little unreadable, whether it was teasing or sarcastic, he couldn't understand it, but he felt that the tone was a little strange.

"Isn't that a good thing?"

Qin En didn't quite understand Mei Hong's thoughts, could it be that Master Mei Hong thought that this position was too small and wronged Teacher Huiyin?

"Look at it. ”

Fujiwara Meihong didn't continue to explain anything, but motioned for Qin En to look at it, and although Qin En was puzzled and couldn't ask anything, he just looked at it as the master said, and looked at the triumphant black snow with cold eyes.

Hei Xue was a little fluttering under the eyes of everyone, although he still maintained a mask of indifference on his face, but his heart was already moaning comfortably.

It's done, it's really successful...... Respect, obedience, admiration, and love, these emotions are all the eyes that Hei Xue has been longing for for a long time, and she has done so much just for today.

No one is competing with Black Snow for that position, and the leader of the human race, the leader of the human race, is beckoning to Black Snow!

What should we do after sitting in that position? First, we must develop the people's livelihood and accumulate some foundations, and then wait for the opportunity...... When the time comes, seize the opportunity to expand your territory, and finally sit on an equal footing with other youkai leaders as the leader of the humans!

If possible, it's best to get the qualification to talk to the Monster Sage...... Once this goal is achieved, Kuroyuki has no regrets.

Lead these people, who will become vulnerable without protection, to the pinnacle of power!

"Oooo

But suddenly, something very wrong came from a certain direction, a shrill roar that woke up Black Snow from his world, and everyone let out an exclamation as they looked at a figure standing on the roof not far away.

It was a very strong, strong human being who didn't look like a human at all, every muscle in his body was well-defined, a two-meter-tall giant, his yellow skin shining like a bodybuilding champion covered in olive oil, naked in this cold weather, except for a rose briefs that could only cover his crotch, there was hardly a strand of it, and this strong and disgusting giant man stood high with an oiled bag with the word "sin" on his head, yelling at everyone.

Hei Xue suddenly broke out in a cold sweat when he saw him, this is not because of his image, the voice of everyone exclaiming is definitely not the exaggerated costume, but the thing in the hands of the giant man with the sin bag: I don't know where to get the giant ding!

"What the hell is this. ”

Qin En looked at the sin bag that was stronger than Africans and asked incredulously.

"Cheap cannon fodder made by the monster sage Yakumo Murasaki: the sin bag. ”

Fujiwara Meihong replied without looking at the monster.

"Huh, Purple-sama made it, does Purple-sama like this type of guy............"

That monster sage Yakumo Purple can't be some kind of lustful woman, right? How it must be to make such a thing!

"Kill him!" The guards around Hei Xue were not vegetarians, and there were many soldiers with weapons who came out of the ranks of the honor guard, aiming at the sin bags standing on the tall buildings and shooting.

But the bullets had no effect, those bullets hit the giant man and all fell to the ground, those bullets seemed to be not bullets but beans, isolated by the giant man's muscles, Qin En happened to be holding a bullet in his hand, and the bullet head had completely deflated.

"What a powerful defense? These guys aren't even afraid of bullets......" Qin En stared at the deflated bullets in surprise, Qin En also knew what the level of Gensokyo was like after being in Gensokyo for so long.

There are many people who can dodge bullets, some people can ignore the attacks of most hot weapons by special means, and there are not many people who can destroy chariots with cold weapons, but there are not many people like that giant man who are not ready to block the attack of hot weapons by relying on their bodies.

The warriors around Heixue are all personal guards, and the equipment is naturally needless to say, but there is nothing to do in the face of the sin bag that is completely physically immune.

"It's not physical immunity, you take a good look at the body of that sin bag......"

Under Mei Hong's reminder, Qin En took a few glances and found that there were already some small holes on the body of the sin bag, which seemed to be not physically immune, but extremely resistant to physical attacks.

The guards of the black snow must have seen it, the bullets were all very accurate, hitting the same place, as long as it took a long time, it would naturally penetrate the body of the sin bag and kill it.

"Oh oh oh

However, the sin bag didn't give them a chance, he let out a roar and threw the big ding, the action was not clumsy at all, the ding fell directly behind Hei Xue, and smashed the guards who gave Hei Xue an umbrella directly into meat sauce!

Juding didn't hit Heixue, but just smashed behind Heixue and landed where there were the most people...... The lethality of such a large giant dome when thrown in the air is unimaginably high, and it is not at all like a normal catapult.

It was like a cannonball, smashing more than a dozen people into meat sauce, and the long red minced meat was dragged to the ground several meters away.

The smoke, dust, and the panicked sound of the crowd once again made the scene out of control, only Qin En and Fujiwara Meihong picked a good place, and the two watched the commotion without their own business, Qin En watched expressionlessly, but Fujiwara Meihong's face was full of mockery.

Qin En knew what Mei Hong was mocking...... However, he did not want to discuss this with his master, he looked in the direction of the guilty bag and saw that he was gone, and after the blow was completed, the guilty bag jumped from the roof of the building and fled.

But the others don't know, those people and the Black Snow gang don't know at all, and the people blindly follow ...... A few wise men can't wake up the crowd at all, and the restless neighing of the horse under Kuroyuki's crotch is very difficult for Kuroyuki to control himself from falling off his horse.

"That's just a trick...... Qin En, did you see that person?"

Fujiwara Meihong's eyes were not on Heixue's body from beginning to end, she stared at the crowd and found a figure, pointed out the direction to Qin En, and when she looked in the direction guided by her master, she saw a white figure.

It's too conspicuous...... The crowd was running in that direction, but the man was going against the current, which was particularly eye-catching...... He was dressed in a white robe, and he couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman, but his ill intentions were certain, and he kept pushing away the crowd and running towards the black snow.

"He's going to kill her. The intention was too obvious, Qin En stood up in shock, but then a hand stopped Qin En, and when he turned his head to look, he found that it was Fujiwara Meihong who was holding Qin En's hand.

Before Qin En could say anything, Fujiwara Meihong glared at her angrily and shouted: "What are you going to do? Do you want to be a hero? Or do you want to be a messenger of justice?

"Well, I'm not ............"

"Don't think about it, you're the one who holds the thighs of the monster sage Yakumo Purple, don't forget why you're living so smoothly in Gensokyo!"

Fujiwara Meihong's angry rebuke made Qin En silent, but then there was a helpless wry smile: "Master, I don't have any intention of interfering at all, I'm just taken aback." ”

"I see, I thought you were going to rush up and save someone. Fujiwara Meihong looked at Qin En's eyes, and then let go of Qin En's hand, but Qin En really didn't rush over, just moved his position slightly, and followed Meihong to watch coldly.

He watched as the assassin got closer and closer to Kuroyuki, and Kuroyuki couldn't see the surrounding situation at all, and the assassin jumped up and 'hugged' Kuroyuki off his horse, and then Kuroyuki's body was spasmed.

Qin En knew that Heixue was dead...... He was already dead when he was touched by the assassin, and the whole process seemed very tedious to describe, but the whole time was not even five seconds when the sin bag was thrown out of the big ding.

However, for Kuroyuki, time seemed to have stopped, and she just stared at the assassin who suddenly rushed over, and then looked down to find that a sharp weapon had pierced her heart and throat.

Death is imminent...... It's just that when she sees these wounds, Hei Xue thinks of death, but she can't figure out why she didn't die directly when she was injured in these places?

The panic of the people, the frightened looks of the soldiers behind them who could no longer rush to the rescue, and the silver-white long-haired girl and man who were watching from afar, all saw clearly, but the person who assassinated him could not see his face clearly.

"Why?" was clearly spoken through his throat, and Kuroyuki had no idea what was going on now.

"There is no place for any leader on earth. The Assassin replied in a genderless voice, "It's just the rules............ You've gone overboard!"

The Assassin pulled away and quickly disappeared into the streets, and Kurokyuki felt that time was beginning to fly by again and that she could no longer make a sound, knowing that her life was coming to an end.

Snow fell on her, red blood gushing out of her throat and chest, and the gorgeous clothes on her red and black snow stained the snow-colored ground red, like a blooming flower.

Qin En looked deeply at Hei Xue's corpse, looking at the group of ignorant people and incompetent guards who knew what was happening, and an indescribable chill crept all over his body.

"See, Qin En?" Fujiwara Meihong's voice couldn't hear the slightest pity, and such a cold tone made Qin En a little uncomfortable.

Let's make some jokes or jokes...... Thinking like this, he found that he couldn't say any jokes to ease his current state, and said in an almost mournful tone: "Master, don't you have a little bit of sadness about the death of a rabbit and a fox?"

"I used to have it, but I don't have it now, it's good to see more......" Fujiwara Meihong's hand was on Qin En's shoulder, and he waved Qin En's head to make him look at the dead black snow, and said meaningfully: "What do you think?"

Qin En had never felt so terrible...... As soon as he thought of almost doing something similar unintentionally, Qin En's heart immediately hung in the air, and at the same time, Qin En's orders that Yakumo Lan gave him understood, Lord Lan didn't want Qin En to go to a crowded place, and it was almost the same, right?

"Taught...... Master Meihong, this class has benefited the students a lot. ”

Originally, the last bit of persistence in his heart was all gone, and the trace of fantasy he had made Qin En no longer think nonsense, and Qin En also understood why he had been getting close to monsters intentionally or unintentionally, it turned out that it was not a good thing to get closer to humans...... It's easy to lose your life.

Maybe it's because of the instinct that he senses the danger that he doesn't have any resistance to going to Youkai Mountain, right? Although there are many people who don't like him, he won't see such a thing happen in front of everyone, and it's much easier to mix up with Youkai Mountain than in the human world!

"Now, you see her end, right? You know what to do."

"I know, I know...... I'm determined never to be in this place again, and I'm not going to live here again!"

When you think that all of you are assassins, you will be killed if you do something out of the ordinary...... A little chilling, Qin En made up his mind that he didn't plan to come back in his life, so he just lived in the Lake of Mist, it was good there...... At least there is no need to worry about being assassinated.