Chapter Ninety-Eight: Laughing and Scolding
Just when everyone looked at the old pig with extremely admiring eyes and was full of admiration, suddenly Sha Wujing shouted, and said with a panicked face: "Master, it's not good, Tianshu she fainted, hurry, rescue it." ”
Tang Sanzang was shocked, and said in amazement: "What's the matter, it wasn't okay just now, how can you say that you are dizzy?"
Wujing supported the crumbling Wen Tianshu and said with an innocent face: "I don't know, she vomited several times just now, and this time she really couldn't stand it, so she fainted directly, and she was troubled by that stinky fart." ”
Sanzang nodded, and shrugged his shoulders speechlessly: "Yes, Xiao Nizi has always been pampered, how can she resist such a stench? ”
Before Sanzang finished speaking, Wujing shouted there again: "Master, it's terrible, Ao Bai is foaming at the mouth and his limbs are twitching, and he is about to die." ”
As soon as the words came out, Tang Sanzang was furious, scolded and said: "Damn, why don't you take off the saddle bridle on his body and carry it to the Linglong Pavilion, your grandfather's is all caused by those stinky farts in Lu Liguo, if Ao Bai and they have three long and two short, Lao Tzu will not finish with them." ”
Wujing was slightly stunned when he heard this, and said with a shy face: "Master, Che Chiguo is so stinky, do you want to go back?"
Sanzang was angry for a while, choked and couldn't speak for a long time, so he waved his hand impatiently and said: "Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense, let's go into the building to rest, maybe it'll be fine overnight." ”
In the early morning of the next day, Ao Bai and Tianshu came over to greet the master in high spirits, so that Tang Sanzang's hanging heart slowly let go, it seems that this mage is expected to think well, although this stinky fart is fierce, it is excrement after all, and when the momentum is over, it will be fine, now we can go on the road with peace of mind.
Along the way, Sun Wukong walked up and down, occasionally snickering, full of commotion, Tang Sanzang didn't feel funny, and said: "This dead monkey, but I don't know what great joy there is, look at this wave, even the bones are crispy to the horizon." ”
Sun Wukong was triumphant, and said shyly: "Master, there is really a great happy event for my old grandson to bump into, I am the wind roar of the Tiger Power Immortal, and the Lingji Bodhisattva borrowed the wind bead to use, I thought about fighting with the three monsters, I was afraid that the bead would fall and I couldn't explain it, so I put it in my mouth." At that time, the fight was extremely fierce, and I didn't prevent the tiger power immortal from suddenly sacrificing the seal of the sky, and my old grandson was hit by a blow carelessly, and Dingfeng Zhu'er rolled down his throat. The war is urgent, I can't take care of so much, and when the three demons are destroyed, I only remembered to return the pearl to Lingji Bodhisattva, but I took a lot of pains, picking out my voice, beating my stomach, erecting dragonflies, and using any method, the pearl is like growing in the belly of my grandson, and I can't get it. Seeing that I really can't, Lingji Bodhisattva is indifferent, and said with a smile, this pearl was originally used by the Buddha to see the Yellow Wind Monster, and now the Yellow Wind Monster has taken refuge in Buddhism, planting trees on the Huangfeng Ridge for eight hundred miles, doing a conscientious and impressive job, the Bodhisattva no longer needs to use the baby to deter him, since my grandson can't spit it out, he simply gave it to me. ”
As soon as the words came out, Bajie was taken aback, looked at the monkey's stomach and said, "Brother Monkey, won't it hurt if such a big bead falls in your stomach, will it give birth to a gallstone?"
Wu Jing listened with a look of disdain, and said disdainfully: "Second senior brother, you also look down on senior brother, he is a copper-headed iron arm, King Kong is not bad, just a bead, how can you help him? It's a pity that this wind bead, there will be a strong wind in the future, but how can we be good?"
Sun Wukong smiled and said triumphantly: "Wujing, although you didn't underestimate me, you really underestimated this jewel, and now this pearl is in my belly, guarding me as before." There is no doubt that Lingji Bodhisattva has already tested it with the oil lamp of the Yellow Wind Monster, blowing out thirty-six Yellow Salon Scrolls that swept the universe, and still can't move half of my hair, and my old grandson has already merged with the Dingfeng Bead, and is no longer afraid of the wind blowing. ”
Bajie listened to it amazingly, suddenly covered his stomach, and laughed loudly: "Brother Monkey, in this way, there is no Dingfeng Bead in this world, but there is one more Dingfeng Monkey, Dingfeng Monkey, hahaha, I really laughed at my old pig." ”
As soon as the words came out, everyone burst into laughter, laughing through the sky, shaking the heavens and the earth, Sun Wukong's face was red, his ears were red, his fists were clenched, and he wanted to beat the old pig violently. Sanzang saw that the situation was not good, so he quickly stopped laughing, and said loudly: "Wukong, in comparison, I am still more concerned about the fate of the corpses of the three demons, I didn't see them yesterday when the people gathered, and they have been burned and scorched, but how to deal with them?"
Seeing the master ask, the monkey had to restrain his anger, as if he remembered something, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, and said seriously: "Master, don't ask, my old grandson is really going to forget to report, I led the group of guards of the Huli country into the inner hall of the imperial city of the Yangli country, and saw the three corpses covered in black, after inspecting the big wind knife that has already turned into a piece of residual iron, it is determined that it is the body of the three demons, and the guards are happy and sad, and the joy is that the three demons have finally been extinguished, and since then the people have turned over and become masters, and there is no need to be frightened. The life is precarious, and the worry is that the three demons have died, and the revenge has been avenged, but they don't know how to place their bodies, which is indeed a big problem. ”
The leader of the guards really had a way, he smiled at the moment, ordered everyone to bring firewood and grass, moved the charred corpses of the three demons to the firewood and grass and calcined them, and burned them into black ashes before stopping, and then swept those ashes into the small altar. Guess how he placed the ashes, my grandson now thinks it's funny, he asked the guards to put those small altars in the thatched pit in the backyard of the Sanqing Taoist Temple, so that everyone who passes by can enter the thatched pit conveniently, so as to achieve the purpose of humiliating the three demons who have died. ”
Sha Wujing's eyes straightened when he heard this, and he blurted out: "Damn, the three demons are already dead, and it's too perverted to insult their ashes like this, right?"
Bajie snorted coldly, squinted his eyes and said: "Wujing, you only saw the revenge side of the people afterwards, but you don't know that when the three demons were on the throne, they acted perversely and ruled brutally, and they didn't know how many innocent lives were killed. According to my old pig's words, this way to relieve hatred, is to relieve hatred, I look at the entrance hall of the Sanqing Taoist Temple, afraid that it will be trampled by the people who came to the thatched house. ”
Seeing that everyone nodded in agreement, Tang Sanzang smiled and added: "So don't just try to be happy for a while, don't be benevolent, and end up with such a sad end as the three demons." However, the three demons are also to blame, forced by the situation, they will unite as one, jointly resist the enemy, a little benefit, then a steep dispute, disaster Xiao Wall, attack each other and die, when it is really a mediocre fight for geese, laughing and generous, you should take this as a warning. ”
As soon as the words came out, Sun Wukong couldn't help nodding, glanced at the old pig coldly, and clasped his hands and said: "Thank you Master for the light, if it weren't for Master's words, my old grandson would definitely make this pig's head look good today." ”
The old pig was shocked when he heard this, cold sweat was dripping, and he arched his hand again and again: "Accept the feelings, thank you Master, thank you Brother Monkey for letting me go." ”
Seeing him so cowardly, Sanzang smiled and shrugged his shoulders and reminded: "This pig's head, in the future, you need to know the truth from the mouth of the disaster, so as not to save you in vain." ”