In the early morning, the shouting of the stall downstairs woke Long Yuan up. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Sister, it's called a hammer early in the morning, disturbing Lao Tzu's sweet dream, remembering the girl in the dream just now, she wants to have a chest, she wants her ass to have an ass, and she is going to hehehe. Long Yuan got up in a daze, scratching his butt and yelling.

"Long Yuan!I know you're inside, you have the ability to owe rent, you have the ability to open the door!!" An arrogant cry sounded outside the door, Long Yuan yawned after hearing it, completely ignored it, squinted his eyes and walked into the toilet to wash up amid the noise downstairs and the clamor outside the door...

"LITTLE CREAM, HOLD ON, USE THIS TIME, I PROMISE TO FREE YOU, AND THEN SQUEEZE OUT SOME GOODS!" "SMALL BRUSH, YOU CAN HOLD IT TOO, YOU STILL HAVE HALF OF YOUR HAIR, YOU CAN STILL HOLD ON!!"

Long Yuan woke up, said goodbye to the beautiful girls in his dream, and had to face the skinny reality.

The reality is: Long Yuan, male, 19 years old, grew up in an orphanage, and is now a student of a third-rate university, because he just entered the school and ate the tofu of the school flower, he was regarded as a public enemy by all the boys in the school, and was "hunted down" by the school bully.

There is no doubt that Long Yuan is very poor! so poor that he doesn't have a single piece of clothing without holes, but he doesn't care at all, "A few more holes, it's fashion!" often comforts himself like this, however, this makes him often considered a peer by beggars.

After washing up and walking out of the bathroom, the door was still ringing: "You have the ability to owe rent, you have the ability to open the door!"

"Eh, no, it seems that this has been repeated" Long Yuan's eyes lit up, walked to the door, looked out from the cat's eye, and found that no one was outside, and the body of the charter woman of more than 200 catties was nowhere to be seen.

Long Yuan smiled, opened the door cautiously, and found that an electric horn was placed in front of the door, and the people who kept shouting inside, "You have the ability to owe rent, you have the ability to open the door...... I saw that the electric horn in Long Yuan's eyes suddenly turned into two gold coins.

Moments later......

"Little rabbit cub, dare to steal the old lady's electric horn, damn, don't be caught by me!" came the sound of killing pigs from the dilapidated building. At this time, Long Yuan had already bought a pot helmet with the money from selling electric speakers on the way to school.

"It's a good day today, someone brought breakfast early in the morning, it seems that the charter wife is also a good person, it seems that you can't throw garbage in the corner next time, so wait for the next time and throw it together." Thinking about it, Long Yuan showed a sloppy smile on his face.

XX Academy, for most people, is a bastard, with a diploma. But for Longyuan, it is a big market for his own survival, Longyuan usually relies on helping to get express delivery or food delivery, with an income of several hundred yuan a month, although there is a certain risk, but in order to eat, Longyuan still has to return here on time to work, but today, across the old Longyuan found that in the place where the express delivery and takeaway were taken before, there were four or five men with big shoulders and thick necks, waiting for something with a fierce face.

Long Yuan muttered in his heart, "No, the yellow joke that I sent to the school flower yesterday was seen by the second fool." The second fool is the school bully, and he is also the boyfriend of the school flower, although his name is the second fool, but no one in the school dares to laugh at him except for Long Yuan. "I heard that the second stupid brother is on the road, those few can't be his horses" Long Yuan saw the physique of those people, and his heart was also empty.

"Damn, it's him, catch it! Beat him to death! Dare to give me a little sweet yellow joke, brothers, give it to me!" The second fool pointed at Long Yuan and yelled as soon as he saw it.

"Damn, it's really a stupid thing, run!" I saw Long Yuan turn around in a dashing manner, and as soon as he pouted his buttocks, he began to run towards the teaching building. After a while, there were four or five big men on the campus chasing a young man in tattered clothes, and people kept saying "It's really not human, even beggars are beaten, this group of people is too arrogant, bastard!!"

Long Yuanmao ran with his life, he didn't have time to choose a route, and after a while, he was forced to the top of the building, and a few big men in the back directly blocked the door downstairs, and the second fool came out panting: "Run! Keep running!, is it true that my second fool doesn't have a little majesty? Molesting my wife, you are lighting a lamp in the toilet, looking for death ()!"

A cold sweat crossed Long Yuan's face, looked at the back, the seventh floor, there was no way back at all, and shouted loudly: "What's the matter, two fools, don't force me, be careful that if I jump down, you will be killed by him, and you will also go to jail!"

"Haha, you jump, who are you scaring about, when I'm a second stupid kid, you jump, I'll help you collect the body, haha!" The second fool laughed directly, it seemed that Long Yuan was forced into a dead end at the moment, and he only had the life of being played.

"Damn, don't force me, I'm really jumping!" Long Yuan said as he stepped back, unaware that there was a drainage pipe under his feet...

“duang”

Long Yuan leaned back in a dashing manner and fell from the seventh floor. I only heard "grass~~~" in the air

Just when Long Yuan was about to fall to the ground, a purple blackened lightning suddenly slashed at Long Yuan's body, directly blasting Long Yuan into slag...

At the same time, by a small pool, several aunts were washing their clothes when they suddenly heard a thunderclap in the air. An aunt raised her head and looked at the sky and said, "It seems that there are people in our barren grassland again!" The other aunts just wanted to say something, but they heard "grass~~~~" from the air.

There was a thud, the water splashed, and the aunt who was washing clothes on the shore was instantly wet, and at this time Long Yuan got up from the water, only to see that his face was pale and his lips were black, obviously he was frightened.

Long Yuanmu looked forward, looked up, a few pairs of bare feet, up, thin clothes clinging to a few pairs of thighs, and then up, the wet clothes were half-transparent on the twin peaks, and then up..."Mom." Auntie, you are so old that you are still playing with your wet body," Long Yuan's face turned from white to green directly.

"Didn't I jump off the building, eh, I didn't die, the school doesn't have such a big pool, and my aunt has never seen it......" Long Yuan reflected at this time that he almost died.

When several aunts saw Long Yuan rushing out of the water, they directly hugged their chests with both hands, as if Long Yuan was going to eat them, and let out a scream that can only be found in kung fu with the roar of a lion.

"Environmental Detection~"

"Currently in the Xuanwu Continent~"

"Reading character information~"

"Activating the Phantom Weapon System~"

There were bursts of mechanical sounds in his head, which made Long Yuan look confused at the moment, but in the eyes of several aunts, Long Yuan was already attracted by their appearance to the point of dementia.

Long Yuan only kept repeating "Xuanwu Continent? Xuanwu Continent... Xuanwu Continent!"

"Damn,Lao Tzu didn't die.,Crossing?Can you really cross after being struck by lightning?I like it! I actually crossed.,That must be able to bubble a lot of girls.,Lori,Royal sister,Queen... Hey, hey, hey."

Long Yuan said a bunch of inexplicable words at once, and several aunts only heard the three words "I like" clearly, and were so frightened that they fled directly into the grass next to the small pool, leaving Long Yuan to keep lustful on the shore.

"The system is started" A female voice interrupted Long Yuan's obscenity, but Long Yuan's face was even more confused than just now.....