Chapter Twenty-Three: I'm Afraid I Can't Get Off the Ground
It is true that the current Mao Chongde has mixed feelings, but Jiang Wang, why not?
Thinking back to more than a month ago, he was still relying on collecting protection fees to take advantage of some small profits, and looking back, now, he has his own power! Before, he only needed to give an explanation to his stomach, but as the team snowballed and got bigger and bigger, now, he needs to explain to too many people!
The previous plan was very detailed, how to start, how to break off, how to trade, Jiang Forget had a clear deployment, after all, Bar Lang had figured out all the old bottoms, and it would be strange if they wanted to lose. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The two groups of people went down the mountain for less than half a day, and the first meat ticket was tied up by Mao Chongde, and in the 'Zunyi Hall', the meat ticket was already tied like a zongzi at this time, wearing a black hood and begging for mercy, and shouting that he had no money.
Seeing that the man on the ground was fat like a pig, Jiang Wang's playful nature was hooked again, and he motioned for the surrounding minions to withdraw from the hall.
The moment the hood was just taken off, the meat ticket was so frightened that he was frightened, only to see him busy with his head tilted to the side, his eyes closed and begged for mercy: "Don't pick it off, don't pick it up, a good man spares his life, I know the rules, you can't see the kidnappers with the meat ticket, and you will definitely die if you see it." ”
Jiang Forget snorted: "Why are you scared like this?"
The meat ticket was still begging for mercy, but when he heard the voice of the other party was a child, he instantly felt that something was wrong, and after a while, he found that there was no other movement around, so he dared to quietly open his eyelids and peek into the side, but when he saw it, there was really only one child in front of him!
"Oh, this ...... Why are you alone here, what about your family......" When the meat ticket found that there was no one in the house, he dared to open his eyes and look at the scene in the house.
"They all went out to run errands, and there was no one at home. Jiang Forget grinned, and opened his mouth to talk nonsense.
After hearing this, the meat ticket finally let out a long breath: "Alas, it scared me to death, huh! What are you doing here, a little kid?"
Seeing that the man mistakenly thought that he was just a child, Jiang Forget was also childlike: "What else can you do, play, by the way, why are you tied up like this?"
The meat ticket's face changed as soon as he heard it, yes, he is now kidnapped, how can he escape from here?
After thinking for a long time, the meat ticket suddenly lit up, isn't there a kidnapper's child in front of him? If you can catch this child, won't you have a bargaining chip if you want to escape?
After making up his mind, the meat ticket immediately piled up a smile: "The reason why my uncle was tied up like this is actually to play tricks." ”
Look at this stupid in front of you. B thinks it's funny to treat himself as an idiot Jiang Wang, but it's boring anyway, so he passes the time with him: "Trick! What have you become, meat dumplings?"
"How can you become a meat dumpling...... Uncle, make a bet that I can untie me up if you tie me up. ”
Jiang forgot to pretend to be innocent: "Oh, what about the result?"
"Didn't you lose it......
Looking at the draft of this meat ticket to lie, this person should be used to deceiving people, Jiang Forget is also playing with him, so he continued: "No, you kept shouting that you had no money before? Does this have anything to do with betting?"
The meat ticket had a straight face: "Why doesn't it matter, doesn't my uncle want to repay the debt......"
This person is really funny, seeing that he is full of fat, how treacherous and treacherous he is, and his mouth full of nonsense amuses Jiang Wang: "Oh, then what do you do now?"
"What else can I do, you do your uncle a favor and untie this rope. ”
Jiang forgot to pretend to be curious: "Untie it, why do you untie it?"
Looking at the meat ticket in front of him, the kid has been digging into the bottom of the matter, and his heart is also on fire, why does this robber's child have so many questions......
But he didn't dare to get mad, for fear of scaring Jiang Forget away: "If you can solve your uncle, I'll give you a trick to play." ”
"What kind of trick are you going to do? tie yourself up again!"
Jiang forgot to ask this and almost vomited blood in the flesh ticket, and the kid was too annoyed: "No, uncle will show you a monkey ......."
"Monkey in the sky, can you still become a cannonball?"
The meat ticket is so angry in his heart, why can't this kid ask so many questions......
"It's not...... Uncle said that the sky monkey is not the same thing as your sky monkey, and the sky monkey I am talking about refers to the sky beam on the beam......"
"Then I won't look at it, I can still run up, what's so nice about this, I just want to eat. ”
As soon as I heard the meat ticket, I felt that there was a play, such a big child was delicious, and it was right to lure him with this: "If you want to eat, you can, you can untie it for your uncle, and your uncle will buy it for you if you want to eat." ”
Jiang Forget shook his head like a rattle: "You lied to people, you just said that you have no money." ”
"Uncle, isn't that trying to repay the debt? Uncle will definitely be willing to give the money for the candy. The meat ticket kept pouting at his clothes: "Look, this dress my uncle is wearing, look at this texture, how beautiful it is! Can I buy you candy without money?"
"Oh, you're really beautiful, no one in our family wears that. Jiang Forget is not talking nonsense, who of the bandits wears this: "Then you are so rich, why do you still want to repay the debt?"
Jiang Forget pulled the topic back again, that meat ticket head hurts, why is there such a hundred thousand today......
sighed, and the meat ticket was speechless: "The richer the person, the more he picks the door......"
"Then I also want to be as rich as you, and I don't have to worry about asking for money at home to buy food in the future, you teach me, if you want to teach me, I'll untie it for you." ”
As soon as he heard that the child in front of him was willing to untie himself, the meat ticket immediately lit up, and he also felt that such a big child was easy to deceive, so he opened his mouth and began to talk nonsense: "That's okay, I'll teach you the fastest way to get money, if you want to be rich, it's very simple, you go and get their money bags when you sleep at night......"
This grandson actually taught children to steal money!
Jiang Forgot held back a smile: "That's not good, my dad will beat me up if he catches him, he said that children can't steal money." ”
"How can he catch you? You won't steal his clothes first......"
"Why did you steal clothes in the first place?"
"Because you steal their clothes in the winter, they can't freeze even if they know about it......"
This grandson is really a bad seed......
Jiang Forget couldn't help but laugh out loud, seeing Jiang Wang's appearance suddenly change, the meat ticket was also confused: "What are you laughing at?"
"Hehe, you, you really deserve to be tied here. ”
When Jiang Forget spoke, the door of the 'Zunyi Hall' was pushed open again, and at the door, Yuan Jinghong was carrying another meat ticket wearing a black hood and walking inside.
"Big brother, the person is tied back, how can we get it now?" Yuan Jinghong asked Jiang Forget when he entered the door, and when the previous meat ticket heard this title, he was so frightened that the two eyes almost didn't fall: "Dada...... Big brother, this ...... This, this, this...... It's Big Brother!"
Yuan Jinghong didn't pay attention to him, pushed the meat ticket in his hand in front of Jiang Wang, and shouted, "Kneel." ”
Looking at Yuan Jinghong's attitude, the meat ticket almost didn't cry before, it seems that the person who he thought he could fool and untie himself has been teasing himself: "Big ...... Eldest brother...... We just talked for a long time, and we can be regarded as a little friendship, you ...... Don't kill me......"
Jiang Forget was on the Taishi's chair: "Don't call me so cruel, I'm not a murderer." ”
Sure enough, after a pause, the child spoke again: "Come, Lao Yuan, cut off one of the ears you brought with the meat ticket, what about this fat man, cut off two ears, by the way, chop off his hand for him, and send them to their house in a while." ”
When the meat ticket heard it, it was called a soul flying: "For...... Why are you just chopping me......"
Jiang Forget smiled evilly: "I'm afraid that I will get up in the middle of the night in winter and freeze so much that I can't get off the ground......"
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