Chapter 143
As soon as Ma Duo started scolding, Sui Xiong understood why his friends would say that he had a poisonous mouth and offended people. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Friends are still friends after all, and they speak more politely. In Sui Xiong's opinion, where can this be described as "poisonous mouth", it is simply the scolding in the funny movie "Jiupin Sesame Official"!
I only heard him crackling and talking, and scolded at least two or three hundred words in one breath, and there was no repetition of a sentence. Not only that, but he scolded in one go, and the middle-aged man just wanted to fight back, but he took a breath and continued to scold, and he muttered about two or three hundred words without repetition...... Circling like this two or three times is really a miracle and admirable.
And the words he scolded were really tricky and vicious, all kinds of greetings to each other's limbs, all kinds of relatives, all kinds of concerns, all kinds of curiosity, all kinds of questions, all kinds of inferences...... only scolded the middle-aged man's face turned pale and he was short of breath, and finally his body staggered and sat on the stone steps, if it wasn't for the help of his peers or subordinates to take care of him, he was afraid that he would be scolded until he fainted.
Seeing him being scolded so badly, Sui Xiong couldn't help but think of a funny video he had seen on the Internet - Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death. That video is based on the clips in the TV series "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", interspersed with many scolding scenes from various film and television animation works, and finally synthesized into a hodgepodge. In the video, Zhuge Liang incarnated in various appearances, scolding Wang Lang over and over again with various languages and tricks, Wang Lang was interrupted several times when he wanted to fight back, and he reluctantly replied but attracted even more inhumane scolding, and finally was scolded so much that he spurted blood like a fountain, and died of anger on the spot.
If this street scolding king Mado Sora crosses over to Earth, even if he has no magic, the knowledge he has learned here will be useless, and his mouth alone will be enough to make a name for himself, and even become a generation of celebrities - maybe he can really curse people to death......
Thinking of this, Sui Xiong couldn't help but laugh.
He's laughing here, but Mado can't laugh at it. The middle-aged man who was scolded by him until he fainted was not an ordinary person, but also powerful. There was a contradiction between the two sides, so the other party came to dismantle his platform. If it was just arguing with each other and scolding each other, it would have been fine, but the person was scolded by him until he fainted, and the bodyguards naturally took action. While they hurriedly sent their boss to the doctor, they rushed up with all hands and feet, trying to catch Mado.
These bodyguards didn't intend to hurt anyone, but they just wanted to catch Mado for the time being and wait for their boss's diagnosis to come out.
According to the practice of Gray Tower City, as long as this middle-aged man is okay, this matter will be over, and it is nothing more than adding another stroke to the brilliant record of "scolding the street king". But if the situation of this middle-aged man is worse, or even scolded to death, then Ma Duoke will inevitably be in big trouble.
Of course, wherever the good camp has the upper hand, there must always be a reason in doing things, and it is impossible to rely on power to do misdeeds. But "reasoning" is also to a degree, scolding the street and dying is purely due to his weakness and indifference, this is an explanation, the two people scold the street like a fight, and scolding people to death is like beating people to death, which is also an explanation.
If the former explanation is adopted, Mado is nothing more than losing money, and the confinement of several months is nothing to him who is young and strong and has a considerable net worth - after all, it is also a human life lawsuit, and it is already light to be able to solve it at this price. But if it is the latter explanation, I am afraid that he will have to pay for his life.
Naturally, Mado and his friends understood this, and immediately judged that if the middle-aged man died, the latter situation would be more likely. So of course, they will not be caught honestly, but immediately move and try to rush out.
As long as people can escape, whether they are "seriously injured in the conflict" or "go out to do scientific research and do not come back for a while", they can be regarded as ways to fool the problem over. Not to mention that the middle-aged man may not die, even if he dies, he can't be convicted of the crime of "seriously injured" Mado, as for "going out for scientific research", if he goes out for ten or eight years, things may take a turn for the better, even if there is no turnaround, with Maduo's talent, maybe he can just change places to live......
Murder and absconding are not uncommon in any world. Guan Yu, a famous general of the Three Kingdoms who is regarded by the Chinese as a symbol of loyalty and righteousness, was murderous and absconded back then, and after he became famous, he did not see anyone take this matter with him.
The legal system in this world is not much better than that of the Three Kingdoms era, even if it is a felony of murder, as long as you can escape and never come back for the rest of your life, then most of them will be fine - when Gerald killed a viscount, there is nothing that can be done to get him except for a wanted warrant afterwards.
If things go on like this, Mado will probably really die and start a life of ups and downs. It's just that since Sui Xiong saw it, he couldn't help but take care of it, and with a wave of his tentacle, an invisible divine power fell into the middle-aged man who was being carried by the bodyguards and wanted to be sent to the temple for treatment. So the middle-aged man, who had already fainted in anger, and was even about to die, let out a long moan and woke up.
"Boss! Boss is awake!"
"How are you?"
The bodyguards and helpers hurriedly came up to ask what was going on, and the middle-aged man opened his eyes, looked at the chaotic scene around him, shook his head, and sighed.
"Mado Sora, you stinky like dung, you will die in your mouth sooner or later!" He saw Mado, who was being protected by his friends and confronting the two bodyguards, and couldn't help but curse weakly, then waved his hand and said to the bodyguards, "Don't pay attention to this bastard, let's go!" I don't feel very comfortable, I want to go home and rest. ”
Naturally, the bodyguards would not disobey their boss's wishes, and hurriedly carried him away. So a conflict was dissolved, but Mado's speech was disrupted, and it was almost a mess.
Mado seemed frustrated, and even persuasion from his friends was to no avail. He refused the invitation of his friends and went home alone, intending to sort out the information again and continue to do some analysis and comparison.
But before he had taken a few steps, he heard a voice sound from the bottom of his heart.
"Your research is interesting, would you be interested in doing some more in-depth research?"
Mado stopped, looking left and right in confusion, but saw nothing special.
"Who are you?" he asked in a low voice.
"It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is that I'm interested in your research. Sui Xiong replied, "However, your research is too biased. I think you should look into how to eat healthy and how to adjust your diet to suit a variety of different people...... Are you interested in looking into this?"
"It requires a lot of volunteers, a lot of research around the world, and a lot of ingredients and manpower...... I don't have that condition. Mado replied.
"These are not the problems, I can provide them. But would you be interested in doing this kind of research?"
"Of course!" said Madow, laughing, "that kind of research is much more valuable than a petty fight like mine!"
Sui Xiong nodded and laughed too.
A few days later, Ma Duo, who had arranged his own family affairs, came to the largest restaurant in Void City through a fixed-point teleportation with the help of Sui Xiong.
He will be the assistant of the "gourmet" Milomon, assisting the legendary powerhouse in his research on food and health. (To be continued.) )