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"Haha!" Although Uncle Cheng didn't have many big teeth, he was still smiling very happily, "The thunder and lightning generated by so many 'ivory thunderbolt sticks' will not bloom in the head, and it will be similar to roast duck。。。。。。 ”

Ivory thunderbolt stick.

This rod is shaped like ivory, is an absolute insulator, built-in yin and yang two "thunder stones", as long as the two lightning stones touch can produce high-voltage lightning, this combination process is controlled by a switch on the handle of the rod. The lightning produced by this lightning stone works very well when combined with a metal body, and the fall of the fire star is the best example, but the premise is that the lightning must hit the metal body, so that the charged metal can attract other lightning bolts! If it is struck by a lightning bolt, the power is not so powerful.

Uncle Cheng was still laughing: "I wanted to cut a few more fucking knives, out of the bird's breath, it seems that there is no need for them to die miserably one by one! Let's go back!"

"It's not so easy to go one by one!!"

A fly swatter was lifted high from the pile of fallen people!

Although the fire star did not stand tall, because he was not "high" in the first place, his anger burned as high as 108,000 zhang, and the burning momentum (although it was full of scorching ingredients) was enough to frighten everyone!

Huoxing's four-cornered eyes were already rounder and bigger than the sun, and he glared at the frightened Uncle Cheng and said angrily: "I want to leave after taking a little advantage?!" Even if I want to let you go, my 'invincible gold steel racket' will not let you go!!

Uncle Cheng lost his voice and said, "You。。。。。。 Why aren't you dead yet?!"

"It's not dead yet, it's still us!" Tao Xiaozhi touched the "explosive head" and stood up and said with a smile, "Just with your ivory bullshit thunder stick, in addition to helping us electrocute an explosive head, what other bird effect does it have。。。。。。! ”

The soldiers wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, because the "exploding head" really looked like it made people laugh and cry!

Silly Star and Dou Ji also woke up and helped Dou Ye and Dou Guan.

In fact, the moment the lightning came over, Tao Xiaozhi pushed the stupid stars away, so they didn't receive much damage. As for the fire star, others say that he has eaten the Demon Gu worm, and his body is not ordinarily strong!

Tao Xiaozhi shook his head at Huoxing and said: "If you don't squeak, no one treats you as a dumb person, we play 'death' so well, they are also planning to leave, you just want to cause destruction。。。。。。 Not only has they destroyed what little vanity they have had in victory, but they have also put the problem of 'how to deal with them' on our heads。。。。。。 ”

Huoxing said angrily: "If it is a man, he should stand up bravely and fight bravely!

Tao Xiaozhi said angrily: "If you are a man, you should be like a turtle, you can shrink and stretch, this is the real standard for testing manhood!"

"The shrunken turtle also deserves to be called a 'man?!'" Vulcan said angrily, "Does that cowardly rat also have a 'brave heart'?!"

"That's right!" Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile, "The rat has gone through many difficulties, through the threat of the secret weapon mechanism laid by the human and the cat patrol, to steal the supper tonight, no 'brave heart' can do it?"

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"Don't you quarrel, born enemies!" said Silly Star angrily, "didn't you see that they all pointed their ivory lightning rods at us?"

Saying this, several people retreated a few steps away from the fire star, because he was holding the "invincible gold steel racket" in his hand!

"Damn 'little kid'!" Tao Xiaozhi said angrily in the tone of Huoxing, "Hurry up and throw away your fly swatter, you don't want to live or die for our sake!"

Huoxing said angrily: "As an upright man and an indomitable fighter, how can you casually lay down your beloved weapon? Isn't this a sign of cowardice and surrender?!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled bitterly: "But this is the lowest level of stupidity!"

"Click! click。。。。。。 ”

The tip of the ivory is condensing a dazzling ball of light, bigger and stronger!

"311" Uncle Cheng smiled and raised three fingers, and began to have an interesting countdown again!

It seems that it is indeed a bit difficult to get Huoxing to put down his "man's weapon", and he is not as agile as he is to rob it, so Tao Xiaozhi has to find another way.

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Silly star, go and take care of Dou Ye! Douguan and Dou Ji are obedient!"

"Yes!" the Dou brothers said in unison.

Tao Xiaozhi grabbed the wooden chair in the hall and said, "We must knock down all the soldiers before that fat man counts to 'one', do you have confidence?"

"Yes!" the Dou brothers immediately raised their chairs and smashed people!

"Launch!" Uncle Cheng is not a fool, so he won't read aloud one by one (although the electricity gathered by the ivory thunder and lightning rod is not enough, but so many rods are enough together), and without a little cleverness, he will not sit in the second place in the field of tax collection in Evil Flower County.

In an instant, thousands of lightning bolts shot towards the fire star like rain!!

Don't forget, the fire star has ghostly skills and lightning-like skills!

Therefore, he dodged quickly, but with so many lightning bolts, and a fly swatter in his hand, he would inevitably be struck by the rain-like dense lightning, and if one lightning bolt struck, the charged fly swatter would attract other lightning bolts!!

And that's what happened.

The stubborn fire star fell on his insistence again, full of anxiety, his hair stood on end, his mouth foamed, his eyes rolled, and the only thing that remained the same: his hand still held the fly swatter tightly!!

This is probably what people call "faith"! It is more neutral to say "stubborn", and to be more ugly, it is "bullishness"!

Tao Xiaozhi, Dou Ji and Dou Guan took chairs to smash the soldiers, and also made a little result, because the soldiers only had ivory sticks in their hands, so the fallen soldiers only had to roll, and they couldn't stand up, and there were ivory thunder and lightning sticks all over the ground!

Tao Xiaozhi and the three of them each picked up a few sticks, and they all aimed at the triumphant Uncle Cheng!

All the guards also aimed their sticks at them!

Uncle Cheng smiled: "Do you know how to use it? Do you want me to teach you? Don't pretend here!"

"Well, fools will use it!" Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile, "Isn't there a small yellow switch on the handle?!"

Tao Xiaozhi pressed the switch, and the tip of the ivory really "clicked" a small ball of light, which was extinguished when it was relaxed.

Uncle Cheng put a stiff smile on his face again and said, "But ah, it's a pity, how do you not know how to launch thunder and lightning!"

By the way, how do you emit this electricity? The switch will store electricity as soon as it is pressed, and it will go out as soon as it is released.

Tao Xiaozhi grimaced at Uncle Cheng and said with a smile: "Of course I know, this kind of gadget can be used by a three-year-old child!"

"Will you?" Uncle Cheng smiled, "Don't be funny! Even if you do, so what?! With just a few sticks of yours, how can you deal with my thunderbolt with thousands of rods!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Then try it, one by one, we will deal with you one by one, it is enough!"

Several guards immediately approached Dou Ye, guarding from front to back, left and right, it seems that Tao Xiaozhi's smile has really achieved some results!

Douguan leaned into Tao Xiaozhi's ear and whispered, "Do you really know how to release these electricity?"

"I don't know!" Tao Xiaozhi said, "but we can see how they use it first!"

"Isn't that dangerous?" said Douji.

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Of course the adventure is dangerous! But we don't have any metal on us, the effect is the same as just now, electricity can't kill us!"

Although the lightning was not hit in the head just now, judging from his smoking explosion head, this danger is still dangerous!

Tao Xiaozhi continued to whisper: "You listen to me: wait a minute, you must listen to my orders, only in this way can you defeat them!"

The Beans brothers nodded.

A blitzkrieg is about to begin!

The people who fought all pressed the yellow switch key of the ivory thunderbolt rod!

Dazzling balls of light continued to condense and expand! The air seemed to burn, full of the smell of gunpowder!

The whole hall is bright and dazzling, making people's eyes sting and tears!

The battle is on the verge of breaking out!

The familiar countdown report of "311" sounded again.

"Two-one-one"