The next day. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Before dawn, Wu Yan came to the martial arts arena early.

After a night of hard work and pleasure, oh no, after a night of cultivation, Wu Yan consciously improved his speed, his strength was strong, and he was full of self-confidence, ready to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, and stage a cock silk counterattack soap opera, so that the opponent didn't even know his own grandfather and grandmother, and he wanted to make Wu Yong and other bad guys bleed!

There were more and more people in the martial arts arena, and Wu Yan hurriedly raised his face, tried to turn his nostrils up to the sky, and put on a master's dusty posture.

When others saw it, they thought that Wu Yan had a nosebleed at first, but after waiting for a while, they didn't feel like it, and suddenly remembered the mystery of Wu Yan in yesterday's martial arts competition, and thought, could it be that there are immortals in the sky, or some secret of becoming a god, so that Wu Yan is reluctant to put his head down after looking at it for so long?

Human beings are a very strange race, they like to blindly follow the trend when they have nothing to do, and there are the first ones who take the lead, and there are the second ones who follow the trend. Soon, around Wu Yan, a large number of people were clustered, looking up at the sky one by one.

After watching it for a long time, I was stunned that no one could see the fame, but I was embarrassed to say that I couldn't see it, so it was too faceless, right?

One of them was impatient, and after looking at it for a while, he really couldn't see anything, and couldn't help but look around. When you look at it and find that it is not right, how can others look at it with relish? Is it because you have poor eyesight? No, you must not let others know that you are not good!

So, he also pretended to be relished, looked at the white clouds in the sky, and even began to sigh in admiration: "Ah!

The people next to him were also wondering why they couldn't see anything? When they heard him say this, they wondered in their hearts, "It's broken! If they don't make a sound, won't they prove that they haven't seen clearly? No, if they lose the battle, they can't lose people, and they must not be overwhelmed by others in terms of momentum! So, they all shook their heads and exclaimed endlessly:

"Wow! What a spectacular scene, so imposing, so admirable!"

"Ahh

"Wow! It's spectacular! It's so exciting, it's so exciting, I think I'm going to faint with so much happiness!"

"Oh my God, such a wonderful picture is really the only time I have ever seen it in my life! I have lived for fifteen years, and I have never seen such a wonderful thing!"

“......”

The sudden sound around him startled Wu Yan, and he woke up from his invincible state, looking around, they were all looking up at the sky, could it be that there was something amazing on it?

When it comes to gossip, who can compare with Wu Yan? You must know that on Earth, see you on Monday, but Wu Yan's first preference! So, Wu Yan also hurriedly looked up at the sky!

However, Wu Yan found that his eyesight was too poor and he didn't see anything...... Now Wu Yan is not calm, he is secretly afraid in his heart, it seems that he, a first-order martial artist, is only a crash course graduate after all, and his foundation is not solid! Don't look at those third-order and fourth-order little warriors, they are really trained, and their eyesight is stronger than their own, and they can even see what they can't see as a martial artist!

However, if you lose the battle, you can't lose people, and you must not be overwhelmed by others in terms of momentum! So, Wu Yan also shook his head and exclaimed:

"Good boy! The emperor's new clothes are so beautiful! How beautiful the back skirt under his blouse is! What beautiful patterns! What beautiful colors! These clothes are as soft as spider webs, and those who wear them will feel as if there is nothing on them, and they really fit the emperor's figure!"

......

In a room next to the martial arts arena, the patriarch and the elders were chatting with a guest, waiting for the time for the opening of the martial arts competition.

This guest has a bit of a background, his name is Tongtianyan, he has excellent eyesight since he was a child, whether it is the techniques in the martial arts, or the thousands of tricks in the casino, he can see through it at a glance, so there is a name on the rivers and lakes called "Tongtianyan".

Recently, Tong Tianyan happened to travel to Taiyang City, and the martial arts family invited him over to deal with Wu Yan. If Wu Yan does any tricks in today's competition, ask him to take action and arrest Wu Yan.

Just as they were chatting happily, there was a commotion in the martial arts arena, which ruined their good mood of chatting. Wu Zhi saw that Tong Tianyan even frowned, obviously a little unhappy. So Wu Zhi coughed a few times, ready to explain, but before he could speak, the sound on the martial arts arena became louder and louder, so loud that it seemed to tear down the roof.

Can you still let us have a good chat?" Wu Zhi was furious, feeling that he had lost face in front of the guests, so he hurriedly made a loss to Tongtianyan. Then he wanted to get up and go to the martial arts arena and stopped the noise. However, Tongtianyan was also aroused by the noise aroused curiosity. So everyone simply got up in advance and went to the martial arts arena to see what was going on.

When I arrived at the martial arts arena, I saw how spectacular the scene was!

It's almost time to start, and everyone is almost here, and Nuo's big martial arts arena is packed with thousands of pairs of nostrils—why thousands of pairs of nostrils instead of thousands? Oh, because everyone is looking up at the sky, and they can only see his nostrils......

And that's not all! Everyone was shaking their heads and exclaiming endlessly, and the content of the exclamation became more and more consistent: "Good boy! The emperor's new clothes are really beautiful! How beautiful the back skirt under his blouse is! What beautiful patterns! What beautiful colors! These clothes are as soft as spider webs, and those who wear them will feel as if there is nothing on them, which really fits the emperor's figure!"

The scene of thousands of people looking up at the starry sky suppressed Wu Zhi and the others, and hurriedly looked at the sky as well.

Wu Zhi looked at it for a long time, as if there was nothing on it? He glanced at Tong Tianyan with his peripheral vision, and found that Tong Tianyan looked very intoxicated and intoxicated, could it be that he saw it?

So, Wu Zhi also quickly turned his head to look at the sky, shook his head, and exclaimed endlessly: "Good boy! The emperor's new clothes are really beautiful......

As soon as Wu Zhi opened his mouth, Wu Yong, Wu Kang, and Tongtianyan all shook their heads and shook their heads, and they exclaimed endlessly......

At this time, the initiator of the entire exclamation incident, our Comrade Wu Yan, was the first to come back to his senses - why did the people around him say the same thing as themselves, as if they were completely based on their own words, and they would say whatever they said?

"Dare to love them, they haven't seen anything, I'll go!" Wu Yan suddenly realized, and finally couldn't help laughing, forget it, don't compete with them, let's find your own position, where is the player area? Oh, over there, hurry up.

There were only thirty-two people who participated in the semi-finals, one of them was called Wu Meng, who was a hardcore dog leg of Wu Santong, and he was also a vicious person to Wu Yan. At this time, Wu Meng shook his head and was tired, so he stopped to rest, and suddenly saw Wu Yan, and found that Wu Yan didn't look at the sky?

Haha, it's no wonder that Wu Yan is a lowly martial artist, and he must not see anything!

Wu Meng was excited now, and hurriedly reminded the people around him, so that everyone could watch Wu Yan's joke together: "Wu Yan, can't you see anything? No wonder, you are just a small martial artist, your strength is limited, unlike us, we are all sixth-order and seventh-order warriors." So, you can only blame yourself for not being angry, so you will miss such a good karma!"

Wu Yan was really speechless, thinking that this Wu Meng was too thick-skinned, he couldn't see anything at all, and he still had to taunt himself?

"Haha, you waste wood, you really can't see anything!" Wu Meng became even more proud, and continued to taunt, "Let me tell you, that's an emperor! The emperor is wearing new clothes, extremely beautiful! How beautiful is the back skirt under his shirt! What a beautiful pattern! What a beautiful color! These clothes are as soft as a spider's web, and people who wear them will feel as if there is nothing on their body, which really fits the emperor's figure!"

Wu Yan died laughing, these words were the first thing Wu Yan said! Holding back his laughter, Wu Yan pretended to be modest and asked, "So, what color is that emperor's new clothes?"

This stupid Wu Meng really thought that others could see it, but only he couldn't see it, and he felt that Wu Yan had exposed his scars, so he was a little annoyed and angry, and shouted: "Why should I tell you, you are just a waste material!"

Then, pretending to be very dragged, he continued to look up at the emperor's new clothes in the sky, which did not exist at all......

His ancestor, who pretended to be slapped in the face, was actually slapped in the face by the newcomer? Wu Yan couldn't cry or laugh, completely speechless......

(The old man has a poem to say: This chapter is purely a spoof, just to make you laugh, if you have the same experience, be sure to sit down!)