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"When I had cleaned up all the food on the table, I noticed that an old woman looked at me in surprise and asked me some questions about my physical condition with a smile. I said fine, but I was still a little hungry. So, she brought me some more, and kept nagging. Then she explained to me how she found me lying in the desert, how she pulled me back with a car, and so on。。。。。 Then, laughing, I ate all of her family's meals for tonight, and I quickly apologized to her, sent a lot of words of gratitude, and asked her if she had anything else to eat。。。。。。。

So, I stayed at her house for three days, and at last she politely begged me to leave quickly, and said that I had eaten half a month's ration of her family。。。。。。 So, I took some food, left her house, and fended for myself。。。。。。 ”

Speaking of this, Amu rolled on the ground with laughter, and said, "If it were me, I would have kicked you out of the house a long time ago, and your whale-like food 。。。。。。。 ”

Silly Xingxing bit his index finger and said, "Your amount of food is so amazing, you should be able to eat all the whales!" It's just that I don't understand, since you can hold so many things in your stomach, the things you pull out should be the size of a mountain, right。。。。。。。。 ”

Silly stars don't joke about it, it's really scary to death when they joke!

Everyone laughed and rolled on the ground!

The iron bucket didn't answer positively, his face was red and blue, I don't know if he was embarrassed or angry!

"That's a good question!" Amu said with tears of laughter, "In this way, all the toilets in the world will be scrapped。。。。。。。 ”

The crowd burst into laughter again.

Tao Xiaozhi couldn't help laughing, handed the iron bucket a skewer of barbecue, and said, "That's great, the way of expression has changed a lot。。。。。。 Treat you to a skewer of barbecue!。。。。。。 ”

Tao Xiaozhi also burst into laughter, and almost fell off his front teeth with a bang!

Ignoring them, the bucket nibbled on the barbecue, and continued: "So, I continued to wander, and it was not easy to find a place to live and have something to eat。。。。。。 Of course, the main thing is that I don't have any money in my pocket。。。。。 I wanted to go back to the old lady who saved me, but I didn't know the way back。。。。。。。 I wandered around like this, starved for several days, and lost an unknown number of laps。。。。。 ”

Amu said: "I've always heard that you only have a few laps of fat, why did you use the wrong word。。。。。。。。 ”

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "Don't be jealous of other people's 'pig's back and elephant waist', okay?"

Amu smiled: "What's more, even the elephant feels dwarfed in front of him。。。。。。。 ”

"Everyone, be serious!" Silly Star said angrily, "I don't think it's funny, keep listening to the story!"

The iron bucket sighed and said: "I don't think I can go hungry like this, even if I want to die, I will be a full ghost! So, I swaggered into a big inn, asked for a few tables of wine and food, and ate and drank to my heart's content, regardless of whether he would die or live tomorrow! However, when the shopkeeper saw that the amount of food I ate was so amazing, and also saw that I was so shabby, he thought that I might be eating the overlord's meal, so he told me to pay for the food before continuing to serve it! I just wanted to shoot a picture of the butt flash, but a large group of thugs blocked the way, so I knocked them over one by one!"

Amu smiled: "It seems that those who eat the overlord's meal are all amazingly eaten and have superb martial arts, so that they can escape safely。。。。。 ”

"I thought I could escape!" said the iron bucket, "who knew that the owner of this inn was actually an official! At that time, a large group of officers and soldiers surrounded the inn, and I could not beat them, so I was captured。。。。。。。 I thought that eating half a table of food, at most, would be a single punch and kick or half a month to wash the dishes, so I resigned myself to my fate, but the boss was going to kill me with a kitchen knife! The situation was really urgent - I was tied to a pillar, and I had no power to resist!"

Silly Star said, "Then how did you escape from the knife?"

"I didn't run away, I just 。。。。。。。 The iron bucket smiled bitterly, "It's just that when the official boss looked at me with a kitchen knife, he accidentally stepped on a piece of mushroom slippery chicken, slipped and fell, and stuck the knife into his heart。。。。。。。 ”

This person is too unlucky, which makes everyone embarrassed!

Silly Xingxing bit his index finger and said, "Is the mushroom slippery chicken really slippery?"

The iron bucket sighed again, snatched the barbecue meat from Tao Xiaozhi's hand, stuffed it into his mouth, and then said: "In this way, I was charged with killing a government official, and I was sent to the starvation prison in Tongmo Town, and began a starvation life in hunger prison for several days。。。。。。。。 ”

Amu sighed and smiled: "Your story, if you want to add a title after brushing, it can be like this: it's all caused by hunger。。。。。。。 ”

The crowd laughed in unison again.

Tao Xiaozhi said to the iron bucket: "The story is over, you can let go of your belly and go to sleep, no one will seduce you with barbecue - because you have eaten so much that there is not even a bone left。。。。。。 ”

"You just want to be beautiful!" said Iron Bucket angrily, "I won't sleep so easily!"

Amu said: "Then what do you want?"

"Of course I'm going to listen to the story!"

Amu said, "Who do you want to hear?"

"Anyone's!" Iron Bucket pointed at Tao Xiaozhi and said, "Especially yours, if you don't say it happily, I will never spare you!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Don't be so excited, as if I am your prisoner。。。。。。 ”

"I don't want to listen to liars!" Silly Star found a place to sleep.

Brother Xiaohu said with a puzzled face: "Do I want to tell a story?"

At this time, Shaking the Chin, the One-Eared Dragon, and the Little Tiger Brother were injured and very tired, so they also went to rest, leaving the three of them behind.

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Do you still want to listen?"

Amu smiled: "Not only do we have to listen to the story, but we also have to sleep with you!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Don't, your body odor and his snoring are famous all over the world, it's best not to trap me in the middle!"

Iron Bucket said: "Since my brothers separated, we haven't talked together for a long time, we must have a hard chat tonight!"

"Okay, okay!" Tao Xiaozhi said, "Can I tell the story, I will sleep when I finish speaking, I will already be sleepy。。。。。。。 ”

"Then let's cut to the chase!"

"Even if your story is not much better。。。。。。。 ”

"I guess there must be a lot of sex in it。。。。。。。 ”

"Or, by a few sows*。。。。。。 ”

"My story。。。。。。。 ”

“。。。。。。。。 ”

“。。。。。。。。 ”

The next day, early in the morning.

When a ray of sunlight shone into the cave, Tao Xiaozhi's wound was hot, and he woke up with sleepy eyes.

Tao Xiaozhi's first sight was that he was shaking his chin, and he was touching his chin, looking thoughtful.

Everyone else slept very excitedly and coolly: the bucket snored loudly, its belly rose and fell rhythmically, and saliva flowed all over the floor, the one-eared dragon hung upside down on the cave wall, sleeping in the same position as a bat, and Amu squealed from time to time with the toes of the bucket in his mouth, and it seemed that he was having a pretty good hunger dream.

What about Silly Star, Fire Star and Little Tiger Brother?

"They're gone。。。。。。 He shook his chin and sighed, shook his head, and said.

"Where did you go?"

"I don't know. ”

"When did you leave?"

"I don't know. ”

"And how did you know they were gone?"

"See. ”

"Where?"

"Right on top of the cave wall!"

There are rows of large characters written on the left and right sides of the cave wall.

On the left wall of the cave is written: "Liar Tao puppy, my cousin and I left, went home, the reason why I left, I don't explain, you know! Fat Sheep Mountain is not far from here, it is easy to find, if you don't understand, you can ask Grandpa Huang." In addition, I have left you some wound medicine, which I made last night. Goodbye, lovely guys!" of course this was left by the silly star.

On the right is Brother Xiaohu's "wall strip": Forgive me for saying goodbye, I want to apologize again for what I did wrong, I know that even if I kneel and kowtow a thousand times and say a thousand words of "I'm sorry", you will not forgive me, and, more importantly, I can't forgive myself! So, I have decided to leave you and embark on my path of atonement! Goodbye, friends! Goodbye, little silly girl! I hope you don't miss me in the lonely night, just as I miss you!

Tao Xiaozhi was of course taken aback, and was speechless for a while.

It can be inferred from the "note" on the wall that the three of them should not have left at the same time, and it should be Brother Xiaohu who went first.

Tao Xiaozhi looked at the bright sunshine outside, inhaled the fresh air, and said with a wry smile: "Today, it's a good day to go out~~~"

Shaking his chin and laughing: "Otherwise, we wouldn't have lost three people at once~~~"

"No matter what," Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile, "Life still has to be lived, breakfast still has to be eaten! I'll take a look outside and see if I can get something back!"

Tao Xiaozhi picked up the red tassel gun and walked towards the entrance of the cave, just took half a step, there was a commotion outside, and then "swished" arrows shot like rain!