Chapter 148: Cesar's Bait
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It's midday, but the rainforest of Kaidao is still dark and gloomy, with unsettling cobwebs and faint rustling sounds, and the smell of rotting and fishy smells in the air. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info While the three of Zad were searching in this gloomy environment with an enterprising and unrelenting spirit, the situation on the other side became a little strange.
“...... Anyway, let's start a pleasant autumn outing and camping!" Hao Song, who had found a small glade, gave orders with an excited face.
"It's summer, but it's autumn......" Although Edward spat on his mouth, his body was still very honest and began to collect firewood and look for water.
Without saying a word, Ice Queen Snow also took out a roll of cold-colored tablecloth and tin foil from her backpack and began to set up it.
Hao Song sprayed a circle of insect repellent nearby. Taking advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention, he threw an inconspicuous stone from the pocket of his trench coat and threw it on the ground at random.
Then he took out the latest camera "Zongrui no Shot" (an enhanced version of "Guanxi no Zhizhi") that he borrowed from Bai Yanjian, and while photographing landscapes, flora and fauna, he directed Edward and Sino to pose for photos. The tyrant Edward was quite cooperative and sent a "six consecutive shots of hugging trees", and even the ice queen Sino-Julius put a few poses with a blank face for shooting.
After the preparation and photo shooting, the three guys who didn't seem nervous actually took out snacks from their backpacks! Hao Song took out a pack of spicy noodles, Edward took out a whole fried chicken, and Sino-Julius took out a bottle of red chili sauce!
Seeing this, Hao Song's face was full of black lines, and he exclaimed: "Didn't you say snacks? What the hell is this?
"The world-famous Tabasco chili sauce, Scoville has a spicy index of 5,000 units, my snack. Snow explained calmly, then took out a silver spoon and ate it to herself.
"Can't you just choose a normal snack? This thing is five times more spicy than dried chili peppers!" Hao Song covered his nose and complained, and then watched with a dislocated jaw as the iceberg beauty ate a whole bottle of dazzlingly red and spicy chili sauce at a very terrifying speed, but without losing grace.
"Don't be so surprised, this is also one of the ways to 'calm' your mind. After killing a bottle of hot sauce, the ice queen Snow, whose face was only slightly red, still explained calmly.
"Cultivating in a situation where it is difficult to be calm! Then according to this logic, next time you can consider practicing by holding your urine, right?" Hao Song's complaining mouth was unscrupulous.
"Huh?" Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Snow lowered his head slightly and thought for a while, and then nodded seriously, "It's a good idea not to consider the dignity of the nobility." ”
"Don't think about it so seriously! That's a joke!"
"Jokes, that's vulgar...... The water is boiling. After saying that, Snow picked up the teacup made of tin foil and began to make tea.
"Didn't you just say it was a good idea......
While Hao Song and Snow were harmoniously discussing the issue of snacks and spiritual practice, Edward Miero looked at the fried chicken in front of him in a daze, muttering, "What kind of food...... It seems that Miss Diego's words have had some indescribable impact on his view of eating.
After eating the snack, the three men intensified their efforts, drinking hot tea, while taking out a deck of playing cards and starting to play "Draw a Turtle...... This simple way of playing cards is probably one of the childhood memories of many people. Although among ordinary people, this game has a lot of luck component, but for mind cultivators, this can be regarded as a game of gambling and confrontation!
Ever expressionless and very calm, Snow-Julius made it almost impossible to guess which turtle card she had in her hand based on her look, while Hao Song, who had a rich expression and a pompous expression, was more adept at misleading and cajoling others.
So, after being a turtle 28 times in a row, the tyrant Edward Miero declared that he no longer wanted to play turtle smoking with these two guys. He changed the subject: "Speaking of which, is it really good that we give up on ourselves and don't do anything serious? You haven't told us the reason for this?"
"Hey, hey......" Hao Song explained while drawing a turtle on Edward's face with a strange smile, "Didn't you say it before? ”
"Be sure to explain in detail. Sino-Julius said coldly, holding up a small, silver-rimmed mirror in front of Edward's eyes.
"Put the mirror away. I don't need you to remind me that I already have 28 turtles drawn on my head and neck. Edward waved his hand awkwardly.
After painting the turtle's head, he nodded with satisfaction before picking up the teacup of tin foil and continuing: "We definitely can't beat them in terms of active search, so we need to think differently." We don't go to the spirits, we want them to come to us!"
"Huh?"
"Do you remember? Professor Cesar spent a month searching for nothing, and was surrounded by snakes several times. As a Creation Sage who wields the power of instinct, his abilities are unquestionable. I think there is only one reason why I have not been able to make meritorious contributions: in this rainforest, the spirit of the Ancestors has a very strong anti-reconnaissance ability, and it may even be stronger than a Creation Realm sage!"
Ice Queen Snowy nodded thoughtfully when she heard this, then frowned slightly and asked, "In that case, why does the professor want me to wait for the search?"
"Search?...... Hao Song squinted and shook his head, "I also thought of it when I saw Miss 'Dead Dog''s reconnaissance ability, and then recalled Professor Cesar's words." He had warned at the beginning that the purpose of calling us here was not just to search. But we all think very highly of ourselves and only focus on the most active searches. ”
"What are we doing then, playing with him in the naturist's favorite wilderness?" said Edward, with a turtle on his face, talking serious nonsense.
"He said that our task was to search for ......" The coward ignored him, but put down the teacup, put his hands in front of his mouth, and concluded in a deep posture and tone, "and lure the enemy!"
Hearing this, Sino suddenly became enlightened, and said in his heart: I see, Professor Cesar said at the beginning that he would use us to scare the snake and lure out the spirits. Hao Song, who figured this out, asked us to camp in the autumn, and did these inexplicable and unharmonious things for an afternoon, all in order to play a good bait!
At this time, Edward Miero suddenly took out a pair of brand-new chicken pitch-shaped claw sleeves, and said excitedly: "I didn't expect to use the newly baked 'sauce pig's trotters' so soon." "It's a claw sleeve made from the claws of the crusty pig spirit "Tanuki Li" that he killed in the Rocky Mountains last time!
"How much you love to eat! It's too frustrating to call it 'sauce pig's trotters'! Although it is indeed pig's trotters...... But you also save a little face for the 'raccoon power' under Jiuquan, and take a handsome name......! Senior, don't rush to pull out your weapons first! I'm not sure, who knows how long I'll have to wait here. ”
Edward Miero put on his brand new claw sleeve and then looked back and smiled naturally, "Oh, don't worry, your analysis is accurate." Because, we are already surrounded. As he spoke, he pointed to the dense rainforest not far away.
"Ah~ I've been surrounded, so I'm relieved......" Hao Song breathed a sigh of relief, and smelled a fishy wind in his nose, and then he suddenly exclaimed with a hideous face, "Don't worry!
"Haha! What are you in a hurry~ The nearest group of snakes is still a hundred meters away!" Edward Mierro said with a smile as he put his backpack on his back.
"Break through?" asked Sino-Julius, calmly packing up the tablecloth and tea.
Hao Song was affected by the Ice Queen Snow's movements and mental fluctuations, quickly calmed down, gritted his teeth and said, "No...... Snow informs Professor Cesar, and we'll stay put!" He looked at an inconspicuous stone at his feet and cursed in his mind, "Dead cat, your vomit is too good to attract monsters, isn't it!?"
"Although it is the rest of the king's eating, but after all, this is also high-energy nuclear fuel meow~" Spirit King Pixiu's lazy voice echoed in his mind.
Listening to the rustling sound of the surrounding area getting louder and louder, like a surging tide, and watching the plants around him flip like waves, Hao Song said with a bitter face: "Oops, this effect is a little unexpected!" But he quickly turned grim and shouted: "Go up the tree as soon as possible!" Then he leaned over to untie his shoelaces, intending to repeat the old trick and use the friction of his shoelaces to climb the tree.
"Huh?" Then he saw Edward Miero cradling the nearest tree, climbing up with agility and speed like an ape, "Well, that's nothing strange......" Thinking this, he turned his gaze to the Ice Queen Snow, only to see her reach out and shoot a hook at the branch, and then "Boom" was pulled up!
The cowardly exclaimed: "I wipe the class! It's actually a T-type hook that can pull 80 kilograms of heavy objects! One is 5 credits and 50,000 US dollars, and it can only be used seven times! The local tyrant is equipped!"
"If you have time to explain and envy, you might as well climb the tree quickly!"
"That's fine!" said the coward, tying the laces of the two shoes together, and stuffed the silicon-based meow "vomit" at his feet into his pocket, and then he got up and jumped up on the trunk of the tree, and climbed up rhythmically like a caterpillar!
However, just as Hao Song climbed to the first branch of the tree 6 or 7 meters high, a seeping spitting sound was accompanied by a foul smell of fishy wind!
"Oops! I'm climbing a tree and can't make a move!" Hao Song's thoughts turned sharply, his mental energy level was violently consumed, and the speed of the red snake mouth in front of him suddenly slowed down, "The snake's attack from curling up to stretching takes about 0.3 seconds, and under normal circumstances, the time is enough for me to dodge." But the trouble is, the snake is attacking my center of gravity, which is the position of the waist, which is probably the instinct of a predator. If I'm climbing a tree, I can't dodge it, and if I dodge it, I'll just fall down the tree. Then now I can only carry it hard!" Hao Song, who made the best decision, hugged the trunk with all his strength, twisted his head slightly, and waited for the expected attack from the waist.
However, there was a gust of wind in his ears, and a hook and rope accurately smashed the head of the Burmese python! Hao Song watched the unrecognizable python twist and fall in pain, and then looked up, and said at the same time: "Thank you! I thought that this time the little man's waist was not guaranteed~"
Snow, who retracted the hook, paused, and then replied calmly: "The preferential price is seven thousand US dollars, so you're welcome." ”
Hao Song was stunned for a moment, and then asked awkwardly, "Eh, do you want cash?" or invite you to drink?"
"......" Ice Queen Snow, who was silent for a moment, replied, "Glutinous rice wine is fine." ”
["Why, my joking words are always taken seriously......" - Sino-Julius]