Chapter 74: Grow your hair and keep your head
Cang Shilan stopped, and raised her hands cooperatively for the guards to check. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Cang Xiaofeng watched her father's movements, and also spread her wings and raised them high.
Several hands touched Cang Shilan at the same time.
After touching it for a while, a guard who touched Cangshi's blue breasts asked strangely, "Are you a man or a woman, why don't you have breasts?"
Cang Shilan smiled: "I am naturally a man. If the chest is high, isn't it a shemale?"
Several spears and broadswords were pointed at him at once.
Cang Shilan touched his cheek and wondered, wasn't he smiling sincerely enough? It seems that smile training must be strengthened in the future to avoid misunderstandings again.
A man who looked like an officer shouted: "Since you are a man, why don't you shave your hair and keep your braids?" You refused to shave your hair, and you ran to Changchun City, I think you are alive to the end. ”
Cang Shilan suddenly understood that it was not his smile that was wrong, but his hairstyle.
It is no wonder that the elves gave up their long hair with chic and flowing shawls and replaced them with strange and ugly pigtail long braids, which turned out to be the ruthlessness of the law, not the aesthetic distortion of the elves.
In this way, the Rindanhu and the robes and coats are not voluntary by the elves, but are compulsory by the law.
There is no way to avoid the robe and the coat, because no matter who you are, you must always wear clothes. But the elves fought against it by not growing a beard.
As for why the women's robes are generous and decent, I am afraid that the law does not restrict them, and the elven women retain the traditional clothing of the elven empire.
Because of the law, this has caused the strange phenomenon of men and women dressing in different countries.
And the reason why the women deliberately smeared their faces, Cang Shilan also experienced it firsthand.
Those dirty hands that touched randomly were the crux of the problem.
Looking at the guards' lewd eyes again, Cang Shilan understood that if a beautiful woman didn't dress herself up ugly and disgusting, in addition to being rubbed with oil and eating some tofu, I am afraid that something more tragic would happen.
Cang Shilan was thinking about it, and several guards rushed up, wiped their shoulders, and put their backs together, and they were going to escort him away.
At this moment, Cang Shilan felt that Cang Xiaofeng's feet and claws on his shoulders were tight, and it seemed that he was about to attack.
Cang Shilan hurriedly shouted: "Wait, I have a love in return." ”
Officer Pige thought that these two sentences were shouted to him, but in fact, the previous sentence was shouted to Cang Xiaofeng, Cang Yulang, Lilith, Overlord Bean, and Rex, reminding them that things were not out of control yet, and they were holding off.
Although Cang Shi Lan has infinite strength, he can carry or even defeat the third-order red dragon equivalent to a ninth-order demonic beast head-on, if the whole family works together, it will not be a problem to take down this small city gate guard, but this does not mean that he has the strength to fight against the state machine.
Once they do it, it means that their family will become fugitives from the Pige Empire, not to mention a comfortable life, even if they save their lives, it will be a problem.
Hearing Cang Shilan's shout, Officer Pige said coldly, "It's late, everyone is equal before the law." Since you chose to keep your hair, you chose not to keep your head. The Pieg Empire respects the will of the individual and does not force it. ”
What does this mean by respecting one's wishes? Cang Shilan was happy.
Officer Pige was about to wave his hand for the guards to push Cang Shilan to the center of the street and behead the public, but Cang Shilan finally took the time to shout the key sentence: "Stop, I'm a foreigner!"
When the guards heard this, they all stopped.
Cang Shilan's heart was relieved, and he said in his heart, the Pige Empire is really very similar to a certain country in the East, and it treats foreigners quite favorably.
He never imagined that the "super-national treatment" that he couldn't ask for would actually enjoy it in the other world.
Officer Pigg was silent for a moment, then asked, "How do you prove that you are a foreigner? ”
Cang Shilan pointed to his ears and said, "Look at my ears, this is an authentic human ear." The Pigs Empire only has elves and Pigs, and there are no Terrans. Isn't this a testament to foreigners? My name is Shi Lan, and I have come here to play because I admire the scenery of the Pige Empire, so please don't misunderstand your country. Well, it's not just me, even my son Yulang Cang is also a human race. ”
Officer Pigs corrected earnestly, "It's the Pigs and the Elves. Remember, always put the Pigs in front when you speak. You are a foreigner, I won't bother with you this time, if you commit it again next time, I will be punished by the emperor desperately, and I will also settle accounts with you. ”
As he spoke, Officer Pige waved his hand and asked the guards to inspect Pale Shilan's ears.
The guards rudely tossed Cang Shilan's head aside, carefully examined his ears, and pulled them to see if they were fake ears.
One of the guards reported loudly: "Report to the captain, this man has no knife in his ear, and it is indeed a Terran." ”
Cang Shilan's ears were trimmed with the Token Treasure Knife, cutting off the vitality, and the wound healed naturally, and even the knife edge could not be seen, just like the natural one.
Cang Shilan asked cautiously, "Since it has been determined that I am a foreigner, can I enter the city?"
"Wait," said Officer Pig, holding out a thick copy of the code from a small room in the cave of the city gate, "I will check the Law of Pig, and see if there is any provision in it that foreigners may not shave their heads. If not, you'll have to be taken to a shaver to shave your head. ”
Cangshi Lan had a bad cold, and the laws of various countries ruled the heavens and the earth, but they didn't care about foreigners.
How could the Pic Law write that foreigners could not shave their heads?
Is this Pig Officer looking for trouble?
Cang Shilan doesn't like to cause trouble, but it doesn't mean that anyone can jump on his head and step on him a few times.
Seeing a group of Pig soldiers in front of him who were like the natives of the barbarian era, Cangshi Lan secretly clenched his fists. If Officer Pigg said another half-word, Cang Shilan was ready to throw him down with a punch.
It's a big deal, when the time comes, Cang Shilan will lead his family to go to a foreign country, anyway, there is more than one country on this continent, and other countries may not have such a changed (bian) law.
"Good!" In the blue sea of knowledge, there was a person who praised him.
Needless to say, this man is the old magician Platini from 7,000 years ago.
Platini has been going crazy lately, sleeping and waking up. More time to sleep and less time to wake up. Most of the time I am asleep, occasionally awake for a moment, often unable to say half a sentence, and then fall back into a deep sleep.
Now it is the same, I say a good word, and I fall into a deep sleep again.
At this time, the crowd behind Cang Shilan was in chaos, and Rex stepped forward with Lilith, Cang Yulang, and Ba Yudou.
It turned out that Lilith looked down on those elven traitors who cut their noses and enemies, and was not happy to deal with them, and secretly reminded Rex to let it fall behind.
The gate was already small, and the elves were crowded, so Cang Shilan and Lilith were separated by the crowd.
Now that it's hard to see Cangshilan, how can Lilith not advance and retreat with him?
So Lilith urged Rex, separated the crowd, and walked to Cang Shilan's side.
The guards were stunned and blurted out, "Fire ...... Flame Demon Pig!"
Officer Pig's face sank, and he muttered softly, "I was already planning to let you go, but I was guilty of riding the Flame Demon Pig out to be scary?" I just wanted to embarrass you and make you remember me as a very handsome city gate official. ”
Cang Shilan suddenly knew that this was another problem caused by his appearance.
Officer Pige closed the Law of Pige with a flattering smile on his face, and said, "Foreign guests, please come inside!"
Don't blame Officer Pig's condescension.
The Flame Demon Pig is a high-level magical beast, and its number is scarce, and not everyone is qualified to ride it, unless they have the title of earl or above.
Raising a Flame Demon Pig is a symbol of status and status in the Pigg Empire.
Cang Shilan nodded slightly, and led Rex into the city.
When she came to the city, to a place where there were few people, Lilith blew like an orchid behind her blue ears, and said, "See? The mountains depend on the green trees, and the people rely on the horses." No matter how great a character is, without the foil of the car, he will encounter a lot of trouble. ”
Cang Shilan nodded sympathetically.
Suddenly, his gaze fell on the body of the flame demon pig Rex who was approaching him, and he seemed to feel a wave of heat rushing towards him, and he couldn't help but scream and take a sharp step forward.
Lilith knew that Cang Shilan was fine, but she was just afraid of fire, and when she saw him embarrassed, she couldn't help but laugh coquettishly.
When Cang Xiaofeng saw her father's panicked expression for the first time, she was very amused, and she smiled so much that she shrunk into a ball on her father's shoulder.
However, Cang Yulang was a little more mature, and when he saw that it was almost dusk, he asked, "Dad, are we staying in the hotel, or are we ...... Flutter ...... Hahaha......"
Cang Yulang finally couldn't help laughing.