Chapter 836: A Woman Who Redefined Her Acting Skills
At this time, Zhana exudes an aura called "miserable" all over her body, even if it is Wang Xu, at this time, he is not willing to look at Zhana, he is afraid of being infected by Zana's aura of the word "miserable", and he can't help crying. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
I saw that Zana was wearing a dirty gray wig on her head, this wig was quite long, it had grown past Zana's waist, and this wig had obviously not been washed for a long time, and it was bonded into locks of hair oil, just like the kind of hairstyle that Africans often comb - dirty braids.
In addition, there was an intriguing stench on the wig, so it looked very realistic, as if it really grew on the top of Zana's head.
In addition to the wig that can show tragic words, Zana's skin was also painted quite miserably by herself, originally her snow-white and tender face, she used unknown black oil, sipped everywhere black, even her exposed neck and the back of her hands, also covered with black oil, looking at it, she has turned into a black little girl.
Zana's upper body was covered with a linen kaftan with a hem mopping the floor, because this kaftan was so old, the original color had almost faded, if it weren't for the red marks at the neckline, I really couldn't see that this gray kaftan used to be red.
The best indication of how old this kaftan is is that all the buttons on the front of the kaftan have been lost, and at this moment, it is open to both sides like a trench coat, revealing the gray sweater full of black oil spots inside.
In addition to the black oil dots, the sweater is also covered with scar-like interfaces, from which it can be seen that this sweater must have been damaged countless times in history, but it has been sewn up again and again and used again, it is simply the sweater version of the immortal Xiaoqiang.
It is precisely because of the peerless and miserable appearance of this sweater that it reflects the peerless and miserable status of its owner, like this sweater that should have been eliminated countless times, but it is still being worn, which shows how depressed the person who wears this sweater can be, to the extent that he does not even have a decent sweater.
Zhana's lower body was the same as the one Wang Xu was wearing, it was also a cheap black bearskin trousers covered with miscellaneous hair, the difference was that her bearskin trousers were also studded with patches, and what was worse was that those patches were not a kind of material, there were red snake skins, gray wolf skins, and even white salamander skins.
Anyone who looks at the leather pants can immediately know that the patches on them are definitely not put on at the same time, and those patches, like the medals hanging on the chests of heroes, perfectly tell the "great military exploits" of these leather pants!
Under the leather pants, there is also a pair of straw sandals that are about to fall apart, in the straw sandals, there is a pair of small feet full of black mud that Zhana deliberately made, and what is more exaggerated is that the black mud sandwiched between the toes of the little feet is full of grass, and there is a small flower blooming in the "grass", all signs show that these feet have basically not been washed in their lives, they have been completely integrated with the earth, and they are completely natural and pollution-free.
If from the perspective of dress, Zana's ability to pretend to be miserable can be said to have reached the level of perfection, then at this time, Zana's demeanor and expression have interpreted the word "miserable" to the pinnacle.
At this time, Zhana, with a weak posture, weakly supported Wang Xu's right arm, her eyes were slightly open, silently drooping her eyelids, her eyes were very empty, not even a little gaze, the information leaked out of those eyes was to tell everyone: this woman has been tortured by a miserable life to death, her brain is as empty as a coconut shell, and there is nothing in it except paste.
In addition, Zana also opened her mouth slightly, leaking out a mouthful of yellow teeth, this yellow tooth was just dyed by Zhana chewing a fruit in front of Wang Xu, and the effect of the fruit's tooth dyeing was extremely realistic, just like the real thing.
What's more serious than that yellow tooth is that under Zana's right nostril, there is still a trail of shiny snot flowing through, and the left nostril is still bubbling with circles of snot bubbles from time to time, which looks extremely pitiful.
On the whole, Zhana at this time has perfectly interpreted the standard image of a mentally handicapped woman, and her acting skills are realistic and strong, which is simply breathtaking, so that Wang Xu, who has always prided himself as the actor, also has an urge to kneel down and worship, and Zhana at this moment is the god of acting!
"Tsk, tsk......" secretly looked up and down at the leader of the goblin caravan dressed up by Wang Xu and Zana, and he didn't know whether he felt pitiful for the two people in front of him, or disliked these two people for being dirty, anyway, in front of others, the corners of his mouth made an unpleasant noise.
However, after hearing the sound from the corners of the old goblin's mouth in front of him, Wang Xu secretly smiled in his heart, because he knew that he could make this shrewd old goblin make such a contemptuous sound, which showed that he and Zhana's disguise and acting skills were successful, and the two of them had been recognized by the small caravan of the goblin clan as a combination of a half-elf down-and-out bard and a terran idiot girl.
Just as the old goblin continued to secretly observe Wang Xu and Zhana, Wang Xu was also scanning the small goblin caravan around him with his peripheral vision.
Twenty seconds later, almost everything around him was seen clearly by Wang Xu, and he found that there were a total of forty-nine people in this small caravan, all of whom were goblins, and from their similar, mouse-like appearances, it could be analyzed that these forty-nine people should be members of a family.
At this moment, this large group of goblin merchants was camping and resting, and they used wooden strips as thin as Wang Xu's fingers to erect a circle of wooden fences around the camp that were not as high as Wang Xu's, and they did not know who this kind of fence could prevent.
However, it is estimated that this group of goblins also knows that the defense of this fence is not good, so they placed a lot of bed crossbows on the inside of the fence that are one size smaller, although those bed crossbows are one size smaller than the bed crossbows of normal size, but the number is very large, about fifty or sixty, it is estimated that one person, and its power can probably pierce the beasts that can't open their eyes into hedgehogs.
The camp of the small goblin caravan is about five or six hundred square meters, and at the bottom of the camp is the mount of this group of goblins, which is a group of capybaras that are not as tall as Wang Xu's calf, and at this moment, the group of capybaras are humming and chirping and grazing in the camp.
Looking at the group of capybara mounts, Wang Xuxin said: It is estimated that in the entire Loren world, only the goblin clan will use the capybara as a mount, even if the dwarf clan and the dwarf clan ride on them, they may be crushed to death.
In addition to a group of capybaras on the inside of the camp, in the middle of the camp, there are also small round tables, countless rat-faced goblins sit around the round table to smoke hookah, brag and fart, from time to time, there will be one or two little goblins to look at Wang Xu, that look, with all kinds of contempt, obviously, they are also blinded by Wang Xu and Zhana's acting skills, thinking that the two people are "poor" people.
"That ......" After noticing Wang Xu's gaze and glancing around, the old goblin said with dissatisfaction......