Baldness is generally taboo with words such as bald, light, and bright, but seeing that the coachman takes care of his bald head so carefully, he must be more special and quite satisfied with the bald head, so Cang Shilan uses these words indifferently. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Sure enough, when he heard Cang Shilan praise his bald head for being very bright, the coachman was not angry but happy, and said, "Really? Oh, it seems that the great shaman Patrick's elixir is really very spiritual."

"You don't know, our Pig's hair is really hard to take care of. Braids are good, but they are beautiful with a smooth and bright scalp. It's a pity that the body of the elf clan is really low, and the hair will always grow, as long as it is not shaved for two or three days, it will grow a thick and short hair, just like a caterpillar, not to mention how ugly it is. Before, I would love to catch a shaver and keep it at home. But the shavers are all Pigs, and they have life and death in their hands, so how can they be controlled by me?"

"Thanks to Master Patrick. The coachman showed an admiring look on his face and said, "The medicine he invented to dispense is so good that as long as you wipe it on your head, you can ensure that no grass grows within a month." Even after a month, the effect of the medicine has passed, and the growth rate of hair will slow down a lot. ”

"Who is Master Patrick, a magician, or a pharmacist?" Cang Shilan doesn't know anything about the celebrities of the Pigg Empire.

"Phew, don't confuse the great, bright, and right Master Patrick with the lowly, indecent, shameless magician. "Magic, magic, the magic of demons, are now spurned by justice-loving people all over the continent. What kind of person is Master Patrick, how can he practice such a thing? Master Patrick is the chief great shaman of the empire, with the blessing of shaman gods, and the shamanic magic is the best in the world. ”

Cang Shilan was very suspicious of the coachman's words, because the coachman's identity and Patrick's identity were very similar, how could they intersect.

Cang Shilan asked, "How did you meet Patrick?"

"Call Master Patrick. The coachman corrected earnestly, "Don't look at me today, three years ago, I was a loyal and mighty soldier of the Empire. In the counterinsurgency war, I competed with my comrades to kill the enemy, causing a sensation throughout the country. As a result, I single-handedly slew one hundred and nine 'Hairy Thieves', one more than my comrades, and I was rewarded by the Empire and received by Master Patrick. Unfortunately, when I killed the last 'long-haired thief', she sneaked up on my thigh with an awl, and my career in the army was ruined. ”

There was a "bang" in the carriage, and I don't know who recklessly knocked over a cup. Fortunately, most of the Pige Empire is made of gold, silver and wooden cups, and there is no danger of breaking them.

At first, Cang Shilan thought that this coachman was brave, but the more he listened, the more wrong he became. When I heard that the driver was injured, I couldn't help but be surprised.

This is not to sympathize with this "imperial warrior", but to be injured strangely.

The first is weapons. The awl was used more as a household tool than as a weapon. Who this "Imperial Warrior" killed, I don't know.

The second is the injured area. Only a young child can sneak up on the thigh, and the young child's strength is limited and it is impossible to seriously injure a strong coachman.

It is clear, then, that this "Imperial Warrior" should have forcibly performed unspeakable things on someone, and the victim struggled to resist, leading to his injuries and mutilation.

One hundred and nine!

Fortunately, Cang Shilan is not an elf clansman, and he analyzed the inside story of the incident, but he was not sad at all. Anyway, "Suicide Yi family, what's the matter?"

Cang Shilan had to flatter a few words, which made the coachman laugh.

When he was extremely proud, the coachman stood up with one leg lame, and his hands were clenched weakly, as if he were holding a steel knife, and then he slashed down with great force, saying: "This is how I cut off the head of the 'hairy thief'!"

Maybe God didn't allow him to be too complacent, and a stone flew out of nowhere and smashed a big bag out of his head.

The driver looked around, found nothing unusual, and spat hatefully under the car.

Cang Shilan comforted: "Brother coachman, don't worry, maybe the wheel pressed to the edge of a stone, the stone flew up, and it hit you by chance." If a person eats grains and grains, he will have three plagues and six diseases. If you encounter such a small calamity today, he will be spared a great calamity one day. I'm going to congratulate you here. ”

The coachman snorted and accepted Cang Shilan's comfort.

Cang Shilan asked a lot about the political arena of Pig, but the coachman was honest, and he said what he knew, and he didn't cover it up if he didn't know.

After chatting for almost an hour, Cang Shilan pretended to ask casually: "Although magic is a demonic law, it is not forbidden by the Pig's Law, and the Pig Continent was known as the Magic Plains before, so is there a magic academy now?"

This is the purpose of Cang Shilan's conversation today.

Every man has a magical dream in his heart, and Cangshi Blue is no exception. Although he rejected the teachings of the star magician Platini, it was not that he did not want to practice magic, but he was worried that Platini was harboring evil intentions.

As for the reason why he asked the coachman, not the city lord of Changchun City, it was also very simple. Because the lord of Changchun City belongs to the official, and the coachman belongs to the people.

From the experience of the Sacred Word Bookstore, it can be seen that the Pigs official has a hostile attitude towards magic, and Cang Shilan can't find himself unhappy.

The so-called broken county order, destroying the door order Yin, offending the officials, having a lot of trouble, offending the people, what kind of thing are they?

Of course, when Cang Shilan first entered the Pigg Empire, he only had one night of reading, and he was still reading Xiaohuangwen, so it was naturally impossible to read the boring "Pig's Law".

However, in the time of the sage, Cang Shilan judged that although the Pige Empire intended to destroy the magical civilization, it did not dare to say it in the law.

Because the continent of Pige is known as the "Enchanted Plains", the imperial capital of Piglia, formerly known as Brando, is known as the Magic Capital. The blatant ban on magic may cause public outrage in countries around the world.

The magical civilization is the main civilization on this planet, and to ban magic is to be the enemy of the whole world.

No matter how good Emperor Pige is, he can only use water to grind the people's efforts to make the people forget and abandon magic.

Therefore, Cang Shilan said with certainty that there is no prohibition of demons in the Pig Law.

Even if he says something wrong, it doesn't matter. He is a foreigner, and he has a gold medal for avoiding death - super-national treatment.

But Cang Shilan didn't expect that a seemingly inconsequential sentence he sandwiched in a lot of nonsense still caused a fierce reaction from the coachman.

I saw that the coachman suddenly jumped up, and scolded angrily: "Straight lady thief, you foreign devil, it turns out that you came to the Pige Empire to make trouble." , you're not welcome in the Pigg Empire!"

Cangshi Lanqu flattered a coachman, but was scolded by the coachman pointing at his nose. This situation, no matter how good Cang Shilan's cultivation is, he can't bear it at the moment.

Cang Shilan's face turned cold, and he shouted sharply: "Shut up! Your Emperor His Majesty kindly invited me to go to Piglia, the imperial capital, but you didn't welcome it, did you want to seek a plan to usurp the throne? It is disloyal to disobey the emperor's order, it is unfilial piety to cut your nose and hurt your body, it is rude to commit the following crimes, and it is unwise to insult the distinguished guests. What face do you have to live between heaven and earth, you who are disloyal, unfilial, and unwise?"

Cang Shilan scolded every word, and the flat-nosed pigger driver heard it in a cold sweat - it was just a cold sweat. The coachman was not scolded to the point of being so angry that he died on the spot, nor did he draw his sword and kill himself.

It's no wonder that Flatnose Pigs are not ordinary people, so there is no loophole that ordinary people should have - a sense of shame.

His cold sweat was only shed for infidelity. Disloyalty, that's a felony of raiding a family.

Although Cang Shilan scolded happily, he immediately regretted it.

It is important to know that the restaurant does not scold the cook, and the hospital does not scold the doctor, this is an iron law of life and must not be violated. If you scold the cook, I don't know if there will be unknown objects in your dish. Scolding the doctor, I don't know if there will be anything in your medicine that shouldn't be added.

In the same way, you can't scold the driver when you ride in a car. In case the driver gets angry and drives the car into a ditch, who do you go to cry to?

However, what was said cannot be taken back. Besides, even if you take it back, people will forgive you and say it again.

Cang Shilan had no choice but to hurriedly drop a sentence: "Don't talk nonsense, catch the car well!"

Then Cang Shilan fled in the wilderness.

When she returned to the carriage, she saw that Lilith's face was pale, and there was a small indentation in her gold cup.

Unexpectedly, it was not the reckless Cang Xiaofeng, nor the cute Cang Yulang, but the dignified Lilith.