has been pestered by two apprentices, explaining the so-called way of pickling girls, and the father and brother are auditors, forcing Zhou Yan to give full play to his talents in his previous life, frantically pouring chicken soup and talking about licking dogs.

"You must not be humble, for humility is an abyss that has no end. ”

Zhou Yan looked at everyone and said solemnly, "Do you know what the humblest thing is?"

Zhou Yuanxiong and the others glanced at each other and slowly shook their heads.

Zhou Yan said word by word: "His child, you are not worthy of raising." ”

As soon as these words came out, the four people stood up at the same time, and their faces turned pale with fright.

Pang Chong was shocked: "God, if this kind of thing happens, I'd rather die." ”

Zhuge Tiezhu thought so, nodded and said, "I think I will never encounter this kind of thing, and I am not a licking dog." ”

Zhou Yuanxiong said: "Speaking of licking dogs, I know!"

"I know that too. ”

Pang Chong hurriedly added, and several people looked at each other at the same time.

Uncle Kang was stunned, shook his head frantically, waved his hand and said, "No, I'm not licking a dog, Xiaocui and I really love each other." ”

Pang Chong scratched his head and said, "But Uncle Kang, my aunt is already married, and even her grandson is two years old." ”

Uncle Kang sighed and said, "So what, she is doing well, I should bless her, supporting her silently behind her back is the best way to love her." ”

Zhou Yan interjected appropriately: "This is typical... Licking dogs is really awesome. ”

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone around looked at each other and laughed wildly, Uncle Kang jumped to his feet in anger, seemed to be ashamed and angry, turned his head and ran out of the room.

After laughing for a long afternoon, Zhou Wen and the others left satisfied, they said that they had learned a lot of essence, and they should practice it quickly while it was getting dark.

Zhou Yan lay on the chair, often breathing a sigh of relief, but the smile on his face was still the same.

was dissected by Chen Sanye and sarcastic, and he was so angry in his heart, but fortunately, with Uncle Kang and them, he was in a much better mood.

Only then did he look at the bright moon in the north, only to see that she also had a smile on her face, and she sat on the edge of the bed and did not speak.

She seemed to sit like this for a long time, all afternoon, quietly and patiently.

The delicate face, snow-white skin, deep and clear eyes, the green silk fluttered slightly, and the goose-yellow dress also scattered streamers.

She's so beautiful.

Zhou Yan sighed in his heart, for some reason, when he saw the bright moon shaking in the north, he would always feel a lot more peaceful.

He couldn't help but laugh and said, "Let you see the laughter, our family is too indecent." ”

Bei Shake Mingyue Dan's lips were like Zhu, and his hands couldn't help but support his cheeks, and said softly: "It's so good." ”

Zhou Yan said: "This is okay?"

"Well, good. ”

Bei Shao Mingyue nodded heavily and said: "Our family has never had such an atmosphere, a group of people sit in the luxurious dining room, they all eat their own food, talk about business, talk about interests, talk about the distribution of money in each department. ”

"It seems that in my memory, there has never been such a harmonious scene, and everyone laughed happily when they said the most meaningless words. ”

Zhou Yan was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly said: "You also said that the Zhou family is your home." ”

Bei Shao Mingyue said: "So I sit here, looking at you, but I feel that it is not boring at all, full of participation." ”

Zhou Yan smiled: "Next time, you can come down and talk about it, we will listen to you." ”

"Is that okay?"

Bei Shake Mingyue's eyes were shining, and she shook her head and said, "But I'm not good at words, and I don't know what to say." ”

Zhou Yan said: "You can talk about your experience, such as what kind of cultivator you met on which day, the battle with him, or the past of slaying demons?"

"The past of slaying demons?"

Bei Shao Mingyue was slightly stunned, and then nodded and said, "I should know how to say this to me." ”

Zhou Yan laughed and said, "Haha! Then I expect you to tell us." ”

"Hmm..."

Bei Shao Mingyue nodded lightly, talked to Zhou Yan for a while, and then reluctantly left.

Zhou Yan found that she seemed to have something on her mind, so she asked casually, but she just said that she was restless and afraid that something would happen.

Zhou Yan knows this, the awakening day of Yinyuejing is coming, and there will be great changes in Qingzhou.

However, with the attention of Qixia Palace, Wanjian Palace, Taixue Palace, and Nightmare Demon Cave, the monsters in the Yinyue Well will either be suppressed or taken away, and there will not be too many accidents.

So Zhou Yan didn't elaborate, when the matter was over, Mingyue would naturally be relieved.

"Young master, come on, eat and drink. ”

Uncle Kang came in with a large bag of things, and when he opened it, he saw that it was all roasted meat, and it was exuding an intoxicating fragrance.

opened a pot of wine and poured it for the two, and he said excitedly: "If you don't come again, I'll eat alone!"

Zhou Yan glanced at Uncle Kang and couldn't help laughing: "You old thing, you can enjoy it, but what about Xiaowen, this is his dormitory." ”

Uncle Kang said: "Go to class at night, live in the dormitory of your classmates at night, and tomorrow the Taixue Palace will arrange a new one for him, and it will be fine if you pay some money." ”

Zhou Yan smiled: "Okay, have a drink first." ”

They laughed at the same time, and the two of them feasted.

The moon hung high, and the outside of the house was hazy.

The lights in the house were warm, and I drank happily, and soon I had three rounds of drinking.

"Hiccup!"

Uncle Kang burped, lay comfortably on the chair, touched his bulging belly, and said with a smile: "It's so cool!"

"Young master, I'm going out tomorrow, my lord spent money to find a miracle doctor to treat my skin, and by the way, I transplanted my hair to restore my original handsome appearance. ”

Zhou Yan was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said: "You said that you will be eighty soon, and you still care about the image of a fart, isn't it better if the gray hair is gone?"

Uncle Kang waved his hand and said: "What do you know, women are emotional animals, in addition to appreciating talent, the first thing is to appreciate your appearance." I'm like this, how can I pick up girls?"

Zhou Yan smiled and said, "Uncle Kang, you are really lustful." ”

Uncle Kang said: "This is not called the immortality of the color heart, this is called the beauty of life, and it is also my life criterion." Eat and wait for death, happy every day, you know a fart. ”

Zhou Yan couldn't laugh, he was also a little drunk, and waved his hand and said: "There is still a fart criterion for eating and waiting for death." ”

"Who said there is no rule for eating and waiting for death?"

Uncle Kang looked at him and said with a smile: "Sixty years ago, I decided to eat and wait for death and live a happy life...... Over the years, I have traveled all over our Shaking Light Divine Kingdom, and I have also been to the Tianshu Divine Kingdom and the Yuheng Divine Kingdom. Even Ziwei Heavenly Kingdom and Beidou Heavenly Kingdom have been there. ”

"I've lived in the Valley of Creation for three years, I've lived in the Borderlands for two years, and I've been to the Dark Demon Kingdom on the other side of the canyon. ”

"No matter what civilization I am in, no matter what difficulties I am in, no matter what situation I am in, my will to eat and wait for death has never wavered. ”

The smile on Zhou Yan's face became reluctant, and he took a sip of wine and didn't speak.

Uncle Kang continued: "More than 20 years ago, I came to Qingzhou City and met your father, at that time, your father had just reached the age of 30, he was a scholar, he was so poor, and he was an orphan. ”

So I depended on him for my life, slept under the roof, and had dinner on the street, and at that time, your father said a word, which I still remember vividly. ”

Zhou Yan said: "What words?"

Uncle Kang's eyes seemed to have a light in his eyes, and he smiled: "Your father said-'I don't want to live this kind of poor life again'." ”

So he gave up his studies and began to travel everywhere, working, working, doing business, and rising step by step. ”

"Of course, it's not a rise, after all, it's just a little better than ordinary people, and it's not worrying about basic food and drink. ”

"But soon, you were born. ”

"The four primeval battle swords in the sky above the sword domain trembled, and they did not come out on the third day of the two moons, which is called a shock to the world!"

Uncle Kang seemed to remember the old days, and laughed: "Your father finally has a business to do, and he has worked hard day and night to finally get this huge Zhou family." ”

"Although the family has a big business, he still does not enjoy it like me, but has been working hard in business, and for many years, he has never slackened until today. ”

"Do you know why he was in a hurry to leave just now? In the evening, I made an appointment with the steward of the Zhuge family to discuss business. ”

Speaking of this, Uncle Kang said slowly: "Everyone in the world says that he is mediocre, maybe you think so too, but... What you think is mediocre may be stronger in will than you. ”

"Look what the hell you are!"

Uncle Kang stood up and slapped Zhou Yan in the face, making a loud noise.