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Generally speaking, it is rare for people to forget their own birthday, and it is not very easy to remember someone else's birthday, especially a stranger's birthday.

"Uh-uh。。。。。。 Well。。。。。。 Tao Xiaozhi pretended to be deep in thought, and said, "God is also forgetful sometimes。。。。。。 ”

"Aren't you an all-knowing, omnipotent God? Why don't you even know your birthday。。。。。。 The villagers were so emotional that they said what the fire star wanted to say, and they were preparing to soak the pig cage.

Just when Tao Xiaozhi was stuck in the quagmire of thought and his life was dying, a spiritual light flashed through his mind like lightning, and a life-saving straw fell from the sky!

Tao Xiaozhi smiled and said, "The widow's birthday is today!!"

"Today?" said Firestar laughed, "That's funny! she said it's today!haha。。。。。。 ”

"Bastard, dare you play with us!" When the villagers were about to rush to the altar with the big pig cage, Tao Xiaozhi smiled again, such a smile was enough to scare the villagers a lot!

"Yes, today is my birthday!" Tao Xiaozhi read out loud, "Today is the day of my rebirth!!

God Abba is possessed by Tao Xiaozhi, it is a rebirth, of course, it is a birthday! Sometimes, you really have to admire Tao Xiaozhi's cleverness, these "little cleverness" sometimes makes people laugh and cry, but sometimes they play a big role in times of danger, just like this time!

Under the altar, applause was all over, everyone was admiring the wisdom and cleverness of God Aba, and some people were even moved to tears on the spot, and when everyone talked about God Abba in the future, they could add some modifiers such as "smart", "clever" and "wise".

The villagers cheered, thrust one hand into their nostrils (needless to say, they knew which finger and which nostril), and raised their arms with the other and shouted in unison, "Long live Shen Aba! Long live Shen Aba。。。。。。 ”

Tao Xiaozhi also made a "god's action" (needless to say, he knows what it looks like), which can be regarded as a return gift, and his mouth smiled so much that he almost formed a "0" shape!

The square of the gods suddenly became a sea of joy, everyone wore a "Tao Xiaozhi-style" smile, and only one person was the exception, he was the fire star. Not only did Huoxing not laugh, but he was so angry that he soared three thousand feet, turning the entire square into a sea of fire, and the waves of fire crashed into the square wave after wave, colliding with Tao Xiaozhi!

Huo Xing couldn't control his anger anymore, pulled out the fly swatter, pointed at Tao Xiaozhi and scolded angrily: "Damn yellow people, your mouth is powerful! But, no matter how powerful it is, it can't be my fly swatter! I'm going to beat you all over the ground and find your teeth and your mouth is swollen like Zhu Bajie's ass!!"

The fire star flew up, danced wildly with a fly swatter, and used his special move to "slap and slap !!" one by one

Tao Xiaozhi had long expected that Huoxing would come to this hand (no matter where the fly swatter hits, hitting the face is the most aggressive, and it can also humiliate the enemy fiercely, which is not only a physical attack, but also a psychological aggression), so he also flashed quickly, so that Huoxing's tricks failed.

When Huoxing wanted to attack again, the villagers reacted from their surprise and quickly caught Huoxing and pinned him to the ground.

A villager said: "Little Mars, you don't know how to respect God too much, you dare to do something to God!"

Huo Xing said angrily: "He is not a god at all, he is the birdman Tao Xiaozhi! Don't be blinded by his lies, he is indeed the scoundrel Tao Xiaozhi。。。。。。 ”

The villagers said angrily: "Didn't you say that Tao Xiaozhi is dead? Tao Xiaozhi is dead, this is an indisputable fact! Moreover, the results of your trial just now show that standing in front of you is our great, kind, beautiful, benevolent, wise, and virtuous god Aba!"

Another villager said, "Little Mars, do you know that you have violated the village rules。。。。。。? It's a heinous crime and unforgivable!"

Huoxing said angrily: "I didn't blaspheme God Aba, I didn't! I am defending the dignity of God Aba, and I am fighting Tao Xiaozhi who blasphemed God Aba!"

The villager said, "It seems that you don't even have the slightest repentance, and we don't have to intercede with God Abba for you!"

The villagers brought a small pig cage and stuffed the fire star into it, and were about to carry it to the river, when "Shen Aba" stood up!

The man's version of the god Abba said: "Where are you going to take the widow who loves the people?"

One of the villagers said, "Tell God Aba, we will soak him in the pig cage, which is stipulated in the village law: If the blasphemy is serious, it is not a matter of immersing him in the pig cage!\ If you kill him, have you not ruined the reputation of the widow and blackened the widow's face? Therefore, in the name of love and forgiveness, the widow begs you: Let him go!"

The villager said: "How dare we let you 'request' us, we will do what you say." If everybody takes pleasure in blaspheming God in the future, then what will be your majesty and face? Therefore, we ask of you to give him a small punishment, so that he will never dare to blaspheme God's dignity again!"

That's right, it's in Tao Xiaozhi's hands, but what kind of punishment is given to him?

Tao Xiaozhi thought for a long time, and then said with a smile: "Then punish him to drink the footwashing water of Tao Xiaozhi, which is the widow's current possession!, so as to teach him how to respect the dignity of the dead!"

"Abba the god of wisdom and love~" The villager raised his hands and cheered.

"Abba the wise and benevolent god~" The villagers in the audience also shouted in unison.

"Damn yellow people, I won't let you go!" Flaming Star struggled in the pig cage.

Tao Xiaozhi sat back on the chair comfortably, and then the two beauties in Luoyan Village pinched their noses and took off their boots and socks for him, his feet were simply stinky, those socks must have not been happy for half a year, they were full of holes and tattered, and the white socks had been dyed black, and the stinking smell was enough to suffocate the rats in the deep hole. So, the neighboring villagers hid a few feet away, but a swarm of flies soon flew over and circled around his feet!

"You don't do it one by one, is it Tao Xiaozhi who has athlete's foot?!Why is it so stinky!! A villager's face was like a bitter melon, very painful, and he quickly threw Tao Xiaozhi's socks a few miles away!

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "This person knows ('she' is an omniscient and omnipotent god), because his socks have been worn for almost half a year, but they have never been washed once!"

Two poor beauties washed his feet, but they didn't know what to do, and avoided them from a distance. So, two more bold women were called, and their noses were wrapped in a thick face towel, and Tao Xiaozhi's feet were barely washed.

So, a basin of black, smelly and sediment-rich footwashing water was finally born, and it was placed heavily in front of the fire star!

The fire star pinched his nose, and his whole body trembled with fear (he was not afraid of heaven and earth, and when he faced a spider, he didn't look like this), and almost vomited!

It took a lot of effort for a few strong men to pull the fire star out, then opened his mouth and forcibly poured the basin of foot-washing water into his stomach!

After drinking the basin of footwashing water, Vulcan foamed at the mouth and nose, then rolled his eyes and fainted.

Tao Xiaozhi ate and drank enough, and he also made the villagers dizzy, and even made the fire star almost dead, he had enough fun, and now he wants to do another thing.

Tao Xiaozhi said to the villagers: "Everyone loves the people, the widow is leaving, and there are still many things waiting for the widow to deal with." ”

"Dear god Aba, don't leave us, we need you to protect our village!" the villagers knelt down in unison, pleading bitterly and weeping tears.

Tao Xiaozhi said: "The widow must go, there are still many suffering people in the world waiting for me to rescue." The widow cannot ignore them in misery for the sake of the comfort of the world!

"Abba the wise and loving god~" The villagers sang again, with tears in their eyes, and kept singing.

"Then I'm really leaving。。。。。 Tao Xiaozhi smiled slightly, "Before I leave, the widow still has one more thing to do, and that is to save one person one by one."

Who is "God Abba trying to save"?