Chapter 11: The Witch's Name
South Pacific, Marshall Islands.
At this time, the Southern Hemisphere is in the monsoon period, and a tropical cyclone forms in the Pacific Ocean from near the hot and high-pressure Tropic of Cancer to the low-pressure and colder south, gathering strength on the way. Before arriving in the Marshall Islands, the strongest hurricane in the Southern Hemisphere this year, rolling up waves tens of meters high, such a hurricane would surely make headlines in major countries and regions if it occurred in the Northern Hemisphere.
But this hurricane was nothing more than a little rain for the real headquarters of Night's Watch University. The high walls of the volcano keep the hurricane out of the crater, and the rains brought by the hurricane breathe new life into the swamps inside the crater, which is nourished by the fertile soil and abundant geothermal energy, and is home to a large number of ferns and tropical shrubs, as well as various animals that are stocked by the University of the Night Watch.
Wild boars are just one of the most common, but there are also a variety of birds nesting in the sparse jungles, hares burrowing in the mountainsides, rock sheep living on the mountain walls, and cattle living on snow-covered peaks higher up. Here, these herbivores have no natural predators except for the students and professors of the Night's Watch, and their populations have remained largely stable under the close observation of the materialist biology professor, whose main method of control is to send students and professors who want to hunt for game to picnics, which the professor believes embodies the harmony between man and nature.
"Isn't the harmony of farts the relationship between the shepherd and his sheep? there's a cucumber harmony?" a tall and slender blond man in a white padded jacket burst into foul mouths that were not at all in keeping with his appearance.
"Brother, you're talking bad about the professors in school again, you must know that in addition to using scientific equipment, the people in the Ministry of Supervision have recently started to use idealism," persuaded a girl with the same blonde hair and a height of less than a man's shoulders, this girl had a young face, and was wearing a white cotton jacket like a young man, with some baby fat, and she looked so cute that people couldn't help but want to pinch her little face.
"Avril Lavigne, you're almost 17 years old, you're not a little girl anymore, don't you know that no matter how well our careerist offspring behave, the Night's Watch Council will spy on us and suppress us?
"Edward, I don't allow you to say that, Sister Su! She brings us gifts every time she goes out, and how much money does she use up the headmaster gives her when she comes back with a bunch of things from outside?
Although the tall and thin young man was knocked on the head, and knew that his sister directly called him by her name, which meant that she was already extremely angry, he still looked disdainful and did not take back the meaning of this. At this time, the little girl stopped, looked fixedly at the young man who ran away a few meters away, the image of the young man in her blue eyes began to distort, and then a tear flowed, covering her face and crying
The tall and thin young man was obviously panicked, and hurriedly ran back to comfort his sister, said words of apology, rolled up the sleeves of the padded jacket, and wiped his sister's tears with a clean lining
Ten minutes later, the little girl was comforted by the young man and repeatedly promised not to talk nonsense about her favorite sister Su, her tears slowly stopped, and she blamed again: "In the future, you are not allowed to speak ill of the night watchman council and professors who don't like us in the school!
"That bullshit professor dares to send us to this snowy peak to have a cattle picnic, can't I say anything about him? Okay, okay, I'll mumble to myself in the future, don't say it, okay?" The young man said helplessly as he looked at his sister's eyes that began to turn red again.
Although Avril didn't get the assurance she wanted, she felt that it was too wronged for her brother not to vent on his lips, so he nodded obediently. So the two went back and continued to clean up the carcass of the cattle.
After a while, Avril suddenly heard the sound of a large, penetrating bell from the largest bell tower in the center of the Night's Watch Fortress, which could almost cover half of the crater. She looked at the bell tower towering over the deep clouds and muttered, "The Council of the Night's Watch has begun its regular meeting."
The young man's eyes also looked at the bell tower deep into the fog not far away, and sneered: "I heard that this time Mary Sue rarely has the right to act independently, it seems that it is to bring back another potential so-called careerist's heir, the Night Watch Council is really unscrupulous just in case, I hope Principal Wang can withstand it, otherwise hum"
Avril Avril looked worried, didn't pay attention to her brother's rebellious words, turned her head to look at the side of the backer of the Night's Watch University Fortress, where there were tunnels and gates leading to the outside world, and prayed in her heart: "With my spirit, implement the principles of heaven, and bless Sister Su and another companion safely!"
At this time, Su Rui, who was prayed by the little girl to be blessed by heaven, was doing something that Hao Song thought was intolerable. After Hao Song unintentionally saw Su Rui take off her stockings, and even stared at the bottom of her skirt after being knocked down. The furious Su Rui finally showed her true colors as a witch: Hao Song, who was dizzy from being smashed by the hair dryer, was dragged to the bed and lay on her stomach, her knees pressed on Hao Song's lower back so that she couldn't get up, and one arm stuck on the back of Hao Song's neck made him unable to rotate flexibly. Then he rolled out a tip with the stockings he had taken off, and gently and slowly circled around Hao Song's ears and face, occasionally poking Hao Song's ear piercings. While teasing, he also said fiercely: "Hmph! Dead pervert! Don't you like to see me take off my stockings? Look at it again? Say it? Like it or not? Hmph!"
Hao Song was simply played to death, and at first he couldn't help but chuckle and struggled desperately. Helplessly, the physical fitness was too poor, and the physical fulcrum was completely suppressed by Su Rui. This feeling is like a man who has been abstinent for 3 years with his hands tied and playing him an uncut version of the meat futon in front of him, like a male dog in estrus seeing a female dog locked in a dense cage, and like Wang Feng seeing all kinds of nude photos of Hollywood stars in the headlines. It's really who itches who knows.
After using all his strength, Hao Song felt like a rag doll that had been played with, and like the little white rabbit that had been used by a bear to rub his ass. Muscle twitching, general weakness, sweating profusely, and bloodshot face. In fact, if it weren't for Su Rui's remaining some measure, Hao Song might not even be able to tighten the sphincter and bladder at this time, and the result would be incontinence
Twenty minutes later, Su Rui stepped on a pair of boots in front of the sentry at the door of the small building, and walked leisurely and elegantly, followed by Hao Song, whose legs were weak and walked slowly, with an abnormally red complexion. The sentry first saw Su Rui, who was slim, beautiful, smiling, and in good spirits, and then saw Hao Song, who looked like a scumbag who had been squeezed dry, and patted Hao Song's shoulder sympathetically and with envy
On the way to the information building, Su Rui, who had vented her frustration for a day, hummed an unknown tune, walked in front, and stopped from time to time to wait for Hao Song, who was walking slowly. After a few times, the girl finally got impatient and stepped forward to carry Hao Song away, but she saw him with a panicked face and broke free from Su Rui's hand. The girl couldn't help but apologize on her face, and said softly: "I was not good at being impulsive just now, and I figured it out afterwards, how dare you run out to see me change stockings with such a coward, there should be some misunderstanding."
Hao Song raised his reddened dead fish eyes and glanced at her with a wince, looking like he wanted to say something but couldn't say anything. Su Rui looked at him like this, and his face was even more apologetic, gently shaking his hand, and said in a soft voice: "I'm sorry, I often can't help but have seizures in college, they all call me a little witch in private, but every time I vent, my mood immediately recovers to the best! I'm sorry to vent on you this time, don't look like this, I won't eat you again, forgive me, right?"
Hao Song lowered his head in thought, secretly clenched his fist that was a little weak, and shouted in his heart yes! Yes! I have passed! I am the actor! Oh haha! This trick is really pitiful and old-fashioned! This is a successful example of 18 years of soap opera education! Long live my great Chinese literary and artistic youth!
Yes, Hao Song's situation is actually not that serious, how serious do you think? If you dare to write this plot, I will have to pick up the courier tomorrow and Su Rui used to be in college, and the relationship is not good. Hao Song is the first person of the same age and the opposite sex to be so close to her (Edward 21 and they actually don't like each other very much, not just Edward's one-sided, don't worry) plus she is an orphan of the Lijiao incident who is sympathetic, Su Rui is much lighter than she thought.
At that time, although it was impossible for Hao Song's head to move up and down, it was still possible to move left and right, so as to avoid a lot of itching. You can try, as long as you can avoid it, the itching sensation can be avoided a large part. What really makes Hao Song look like a scumbag is that the struggle is actually very laborious, he is a weak chicken, and he didn't eat enough for dinner, and after strenuous bed exercise, "You! It's you! The one who is laughing secretly! Face the wall for me!" That is, after tickling exercise, his physical strength is exhausted. It looks like it's been squeezed dry.
Hao Song shouted in his heart, but there was no trace on his face, and it seemed that his acting skills had improved greatly when he mixed up with Su Rui recently. I saw him say with a bitter face: "How could I not forgive you, hey, I didn't finish my meal and came to apologize to you and send a headset, but I ended up like this, first I was knocked unconscious and had a nosebleed, and then because I washed my nose with cold water again, I didn't hear you say that you wanted me not to come out, and when I heard you call me, I thought you wanted me to help pull a zipper and hand a towel or something, but hey, don't mention such a tragic thing." After speaking, he turned his face at a 45-degree angle to the faint moon, his eyes were blurred, his face was sad, and he looked like a poet who had been wronged by his sweetheart, and said: "There is a poem to the moon, and the ink is ruthlessly dyed with tea." Who knows my heart when the moon is clear?
Su Rui also had a look of pain and hatred on her face when she heard this, as if she was hating her own character, grabbed Hao Song's right hand with both hands, and said in a loud voice: "I'm sorry, it's my fault that it's all my fault, how can you forgive me 55." "I was already a little choked up when I said that.
Hao Song was overjoyed when he heard it, and felt that the time had come, and it would not be good to pass it again. So he slowly lowered his head, looked at Su Rui, who had a watery light in the corners of his eyes, a pleading look in his eyes, and a slight bite of his lower lip, his heart fluttered, and his voice trembled slightly with excitement: "In order to express your apologies, give me one." Then I saw Su Rui's face turned red, looked around, lowered her head and said softly: "I am shy when you close your eyes."
"Okay" Hao Song couldn't help himself with excitement, closed his eyes, felt the girl's breath getting closer and closer, and heard the girl's shy voice: "You lower your head a little." Hurriedly did so, only to feel the warm, moist and sweet snort on his face, itchy, and shouted in his heart: The first kiss I have kept for 18 years is about to be groaned Accompanied by a sharp pain in the ears being pulled, Hao Song opened his eyes and saw Su Rui with a familiar evil smile, and wailed in his heart: Keep it
Su Rui looked proud at this time, and grinned and held Hao Song's ear: "You are still far from Miss Ben's acting skills~ You are quite bold this time~"
Hao Song looked frustrated, and asked while protecting his ears: "When did you find out about Grandma Qing'er?"
"Hmph, of course it's when you say the classic vulgar lines of 'how could I not forgive you' like 'how could I not forgive you'~" Su Rui had a teaching tone, "If you watch too much of that kind of thing, copying it will only make your performance too fake~"
Hao Song had nothing to say at this time, and deeply despised his 18 years of soap opera experience. At the same time, I felt that I was going to die this time.
However, Su Rui let go of her fingers, and Hao Song looked over suspiciously while rubbing her lost ears.
I saw Su Rui smile gracefully and said, "But my apology is true~ I'm sorry!"
Hao Song looked at her smile a little fascinated, and just wanted to say something, Su Rui interrupted: "It's impossible to pop a thing or something! I haven't eaten dinner yet~ You're tired after tossing for a long time, aren't you?Let's sneak to the cafeteria to get something to eat~ It's almost class~" After speaking, he pulled Hao Song and ran towards the information building
"People who have been suppressing their pain and showing optimism will inevitably have times when they can't be suppressed and lose control. โMary R. Sue