"Is this silver and gold enough to eat?" Wan Feixu looked sideways at Wu Yan with a playful tone. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Combined, not even 10,000 taels of silver! too little, too little!"

Wu Yan still shook his head!

Wan Feixu was furious and shouted loudly: "More than five thousand taels of silver, it's not enough? You greedy for money, it can't be fake, you can't even eat a tael of silver?!"

The audience is an old acquaintance with Wan Feixu, and when they saw Wu Yan's cowardice, they were unhappy, and they urged one after another:

"That's right, you don't want to eat thousands of taels of silver, you can't be weak-hearted, right?"

"If you can't do it, leave quickly! If you can eat, then hurry up and perform, don't waste your uncle's time!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, I'm still rushing upstairs to eat pork knuckle after reading it!"

“......”

Listening to the bomber-like shouting, Wu Yan felt that the heat was almost over, so he said: "Since everyone has said so, then I will persuade this greedy man to let him be wronged and give everyone a show!"

Before the audience's faces turned cloudy and clear, Wu Yan immediately said with a look of embarrassment: "But my money-greedy hands and teeth are so powerful that once the gold and silver enter my stomach, I can't spit it out! Are you sure you want to feed him all the real money and silver? Wouldn't it be a pity?"

Ate the money?

Aren't you performing tricks, and you can really eat silver?

You're too good at it, aren't you?

Wu Yan pretended to be forced to do this, and the audience was also very convinced, and they opened their mouths one by one and laughed: "It's not in the way, it's not in the way, you can eat as much as you want, we don't mind!"

Wan Feixu jumped out even more, slapped his chest violently, and shouted loudly: "Everyone, please rest assured! I borrowed all this gold and silver from you, and if there is any loss, I will bear it alone! Please also ask this little brother, hurry up and perform!"

As soon as Wan Feixu said this, the audience became even more heckling, urging Wu Yan to hurry up and eat the silver.

"Well, since everyone is so enthusiastic, you have to invite my money-grubbing hand to eat the silver, then I will reluctantly eat it! However, the gold and silver are gone, you must not look for me, if you want to find the master of ten thousand operas!"

"If you can save it, if you can save it, you can eat it quickly!" Wu Yan was so grinding that Wan Feixu was about to cry.

"Okay......" Wu Yan coughed a few times, kicked twice, and crackled a few punches before he finally stood still, walked in front of the pile of gold and silver, pulled his two sleeves to his elbow joint, and stretched out his hand to get ready to start.

Just as everyone was holding their breath, their eyes wide, staring at Wu Yan tightly, and getting ready to look good, Wu Yan suddenly put his hand down again, and sighed, "I forgot, today is the taboo day for my money-grubbing hand, and I can't eat gold and silver!"

Go!

Fool us?

Just as the audience was furious and wanted to go crazy, Wan Feixu got carried away and wanted to speak, Wu Yan continued: "However, although my money-grubbing hand can't eat it, but it can help others eat it!

This, which is it?

Wu Yan's words twisted and turned, and the nerves of the audience were almost tormented, and they were all there for a while, and no one spoke.

Only Wan Feixu, who was awake, hurriedly answered when he heard the words: "I'll come! I'll come! You transfer the ability to eat silver to me, I'll eat!"

After speaking, Wan Feixu rushed to Wu Yan, secretly proud in his heart, wanting to find a trust? Sorry, Dong Qing is not online!

Wu Yan was waiting for Wan Feixu, and when he saw that he really jumped out, he was secretly happy in his heart, but his face was unhappy, and he hesitated for a while before he stomped his feet and sighed: "Okay, since you are not afraid of gold and silver, then let it be given to you to eat!"

After speaking, Wu Yan stuffed the "magic wand" in his hand and the "magic cloth" into Wan Feixu's hand, and said, "I also want to ask the master of Wan Opera to borrow your robe!"

Before Wan Feixu could figure it out, Wu Yan lifted the hem of Wan Feixu's robe and pulled it forward, pressing Wan Feixu's robes onto the pile of gold and silver.

At the moment when it was pressed, Wu Yan quietly deposited the gold and silver in Taobao, and bought a bunch of dark coins from Taobao and put them in their place.

After Wan Feixu pressed it, he was pushed by the sharp corners of the dark coin, and the feeling of hard bang Bangbang thought that it was pressed to the edges and corners of gold and silver, but he didn't expect that the gold and silver had already been stolen by Wu Yan.

"Master Wanxi, don't move, if you move, my concession will not be successful! Okay, everyone, now it's time to transition to the ability to eat gold and silver!" Wu Yan clenched his fists with both hands, sold a bow, took a few steps forward, walked to the open area, and sold a martial art with punches and kicks, and then, pressed down with both hands, put on a posture of finishing work, and closed his eyes and concentrated.

After a while, the audience was almost impatient to wait, Wu Yan opened his eyes, took a long breath, and gasped: "This greedy man's skill is really too tiring to give up! Now it has languished, and it will take at least ten or eight days to return to normal!"

After speaking, Wu Yan turned his head to look at Wan Feixu who was lying on the table, and stopped making a sound.

After waiting for a while, seeing that Wu Yan still didn't move, some anxious listeners were not happy, "You should hurry up and eat the silver! I'm still waiting to go upstairs and eat pork knuckle!"

"Shhhhhh

What the?

Are you concentrating on eating silver?

Thou hast eaten the silver.

Wan Feixu was inexplicable when he heard it, but he wanted to see Wu Yan make a fool of himself, so he endured it, didn't say anything, and continued to wait to see Wu Yan's performance.

The audience was silent for a moment, and someone was impatient and began to urge, but this time the object of urging was changed to Wan Feixu: "Master Wanxi, have you finished eating?" Can you hurry up, I still have to rush home to wash my daughter-in-law's underwear!"

Everyone urged, and Wan Feixu was even more unhappy, but in order to make Wu Yan ugly, he decided to endure it, squinted at Wu Yan, gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "Okay, okay, I'll eat quickly!"

There was silence for a few more moments.

This time, it was Wan Feixu's turn to be impatient, and asked, "Little brother, how long am I going to eat?

Wu Yan closed his eyes and recuperated, motionless, as if he hadn't heard.

After urging a few times, seeing that Wu Yan ignored it, Wan Feixu couldn't hold back any longer, so he stood up on the table and said angrily: "You young man, could it be that you are deliberately entertaining me? If you can't eat, you can't eat, you have to make my old waist lie on the table for a long time!"

As soon as he got up, he revealed the pile of dark papers under his robes.

"Wow!" The audience's eyes were about to fall out, two thousand three hundred taels of silver, three hundred taels of gold, why was it gone!

Following the audience's line of sight, Wan Feixu looked down and was stupid!