"Xuzhu" saw that he was smiling quite secretly, and asked according to the original plot: "Why are you laughing?"

Su Xinghe was solemn, bowed respectfully and said: "Little brother doesn't dare to laugh, if you are disrespectful, please forgive the head of the house." "Xuzhu" was anxious to treat everyone's injuries, so he stopped asking, and said, "Let's go outside and take a look!" Su Xinghe said: "Yes!" followed "Xuzhu" and walked outside the house.

I saw that all the wounded were sitting cross-legged on the ground, closing their eyes and resting. Murong Fu submerged the internal force, and relieved the pain of different and turbulent things. Wang Yuyan is wrapping up Gongye's wounds. Xue Muhua was sweating profusely, coming and going, and when he saw that someone was in danger, he rushed over for treatment, but this person calmed down a little, and someone on the other side screamed. When he saw Su Xinghe come out, he was relieved, rushed over, and said, "Master, your old man should think of something quickly." ”

Li Shuchong first transmitted the message to Wang Yuyan, so that she didn't have to worry about herself. Then he walked in front of Xuan Nan, and saw that he was doing the gong with his eyes closed, so he stood aside with his hands down. Xuan Yan slowly opened his eyes, sighed softly, and said: "Your master and ancestor are incompetent, and you were poisoned by Ding Chunqiu, and you have lost the prestige of your sect, and you are really ashamed. Go back and report to the abbot, and say I'...... said that I and your uncle and ancestor had no shame to return to the temple. ”

Li Shuchong saw that his expression was gloomy, and he looked bleak at the end of a hero, he said this, and even more self-defeating, and hurriedly said: "Shi Bozu, you old man don't have to be sad. Those of us who practice martial arts must have no anger, no competition, no victory and defeat, and no gain or loss......" came out smoothly, and actually said the words that the master warned him in Xuzhu's memory on weekdays.

Xuan Nan smiled slightly and sighed: "The words are good, but your master and ancestor's internal strength have been lost, and the power of meditation is gone." ”

"Xuzhu" said: "Yes, yes." The disciples don't know the importance and talk nonsense. ”

Xuangan: "You report to the abbot that this temple will be in great trouble in the future, so you must be vigilant." Be careful along the way, you have a pure nature, keep the precepts and meditate, then you don't have to worry, in the future, you should work more on the word "Hui", and the four volumes of the "Ranga Sutra" should be studied carefully. Alas, it's a pity that your master can't guide you well. ”

"Xuzhu" said: "Yes, yes." Hearing that he was very concerned about himself, he was grateful, and said: "Master Bozu, this temple is in great trouble, and you need to take care of your old man, go back to the temple to assist the abbot, and resist the enemy together." Xuan Nan smiled bitterly and said, "I...... I have fallen into Ding Chunqiu's 'Transformation Gong Dafa' and have become a wasted person, where can I still assist the abbot and fight the enemy together?" "Xuzhu" said: "Shi Bozu, Mr. Cong Wei taught his disciple a set of healing methods, and the disciple is not self-sufficient, and wants to try it for Master Huifang, please ask Shi Bozu for permission." ”

Xuan Nan was slightly surprised, thinking that the deaf and dumb old man was the master of Doctor Xue, and the medical treatment passed on certainly made some sense, but I don't know why he didn't take action himself, and he didn't ask Xue Muhua to treat, so he said: "What Mr. Cong Dialect taught is naturally very clever." As he spoke, he glanced at Su Xinghe and said to "Xuzhu": "Then you can just try." ”

"Xuzhu" walked in front of Hui Fang, bowed down and said: "Uncle Shi, the disciple is under the edict of Uncle Shi and heals Uncle Shi's injuries, so it's no wonder that he is offended." Hui Fang smiled and nodded. "Xuzhu" followed the method taught by Su Xinghe, carefully touched the part under Hui Fang's left flank, and struck out with his right hand backpalm, hitting him under his left flank.

Hui Fang "hum", his body shook, only to feel that there seemed to be a hole under the flank, and the blood and essence of the whole body flowed out of this hole endlessly, and in an instant, the whole body only felt empty, and it seemed that there was nothing to rely on, but the itching and soreness caused by You Tan's cold methamphetamine palm had been eliminated in an instant. The healing method of "Void Bamboo" was not to help him expel the cold poison with internal force, but to use the "Northern Darkness True Qi" that had been cultivated for more than 70 years to strike at him and open an opening to vent the cold poison. If someone is bitten by a poisonous snake, it will cut the wound and squeeze out the venom. If the internal force of the true qi is insufficient, and the force of a blow cannot penetrate the meridians, then the poisonous gas will not only not be able to vent, but will force into the viscera, and the patient will die immediately.

"Xuzhu" struck out with a palm, and his heart was uncertain, seeing that Hui Fang's body was shaking and stable, and the painful expression on his face with his eyes closed and frowning gradually became comfortable and relaxed, in fact, it was only a moment, but it seemed like several hours had passed in him.

After another moment, Hui Fang breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Good master and nephew, the strength of this palm is not small." ”

"Xuzhu" was overjoyed and said, "Don't dare." Turning back to Xuan, "Shi Bozu, the rest of the uncles, and the disciples will also go to treat it, okay?"

Xuan Nan's face was also full of joy at this time, but he shook his head and said, "No! You treat other seniors first, and then treat your own people." ”

"Xuzhu" was in his heart, and hurriedly said: "Yes!" pondered: "Putting others before oneself is the original heart of my Buddha's great compassion and saving sentient beings." Seeing that Bao San's body was fighting, his teeth were striking each other, and he immediately walked up to him and said: "Mr. Bao San, Mr. Cong Bian taught the little monk a method of treating cold poison, and the little monk is a beginner today, and it is difficult to be proficient, so this will treat Mr. Bao San." I beg your pardon for the disrespect. As he spoke, he touched the different chests of the bag.

Bao Wei smiled: "What are you doing?" "Xuzhu" raised his right palm and slammed it into his chest.

Bao Wei was furious and scolded: "Stinky and ......" The word "Shang" has not yet been spoken, and he suddenly felt that the cold poison that had been entangled in him for many days quickly and abnormally poured out from the place where he was hit in the chest, and the word "Shang" was swallowed in his stomach and never scolded out again.

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Since Wanhualou had already stockpiled a large amount of cash, the preparations for the construction of the Loose Sect in the Wa Kingdom were progressing rapidly.

Qin Wen led all the members of the cultivation team to conduct a comprehensive investigation of the current Japanese slaves and maids, and established a talent classification and filing mechanism. Qin Wen deliberately selected some talents who are good at finance, administrative management, laws and regulations, logistics services and other majors to support the preparation of the Xiaoyao faction. Others continue to seize the time to advance the "pro-slave and ten thousand puppet" plan.

Although Wu Yazi is the head of the Loose Sect, he is still the commander of the light pole, and even Xuzhu has not officially worshiped his subordinates. Fortunately, he still has two maids by his side, and he has taken the "Life Extension and Hundred Elimination Pills", which has a second spring, so he lives freely, and it is not in vain to be the title of the free faction.

The hard-pressed Xuzhu learns medical skills all day long, and he is busy with dizziness and brain swelling, how can he have a half-hearted appearance?

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In the world of bookworms, after "Xuzhu" leaked the cold poison of You Tanzhi's ice silkworm for everyone, he went to cure Ding Chunqiu's poisonous hands.

Some of those people were depleted by the "Dafa of Transformation Gong", and the "Void Bamboo" struck a palm on the "Baihui Acupoint" of their Heavenly Spirit Gai or the "Lingtai Acupoint" in their hearts to consolidate the foundation of Peiyuan; some of them were injured by internal force, and the "Void Bamboo" pierced the acupoints with their fingers to dissolve the internal force of the Star Constellation School. Li Shuchong's divine sense is extraordinary, although Su Xinghe taught all kinds of different medical methods, but he remembers it clearly, and according to the person, only one meal, all the pain felt by each person is relieved. Although the person who was treated was grateful, and the bystanders also admired the deaf and dumb old man's magic skills, they were not surprised to think that he was the master of Divine Doctor Xue.

In the end, "Xuzhu" walked in front of Xuan Nan, bowed down and said: "Shi Bozu, the disciple is brave, and he wants to slap his palm on Shi Bozu's 'Baihui Acupoint'." ”

Xuan Nan smiled and said: "You have to be smart and gentleman with blue eyes, you have actually learned such a clever healing ability, the fortune is really not small, you can just slap on my 'Baihui acupoint'." ”

"Xuzhu" bowed down and said: "Such a disciple is presumptuous!" This time he asked him to slap Shi Bozu's Tianling Gai, although it was to heal his wounds, he was worried in his heart, and saw that he was smiling quite peculiarly, I don't know what the intention is, I fixed my mind, and said: "The disciple is offended, please forgive Shi Bozu!" Only then did he take a step forward, raised his palm to aim at the "Baihui Acupoint" of the mystery, not light or heavy, not slow or sick, and waved his palm and slapped it.

As soon as the palm of "Xuzhu" touched Xuan Nan's head, a strange smile suddenly appeared on Xuan Nan's face, followed by a long cry of "ah", and suddenly his body was paralyzed, writhed a few times, and fell to the ground, not moving.

The onlookers exclaimed in unison, and the "Xuzhu" was even more frightened, and hurriedly rushed forward to help up the mystery. Hui Fang and other monks also arrived. When I looked at the mystery, I saw a smile on his face, but his breathing had stopped, and he had died. "Xuzhu" exclaimed: "Shi Bozu, Shi Bozu, what's wrong with you?"

Suddenly, Su Xinghe shouted: "Who is it? Stop!" rushed from the southeast corner, and said: "Someone is plotting in the back, but this person's body method is so fast, he can't see who it is!" grabbed the hand vein of Xuan Xuan, frowned, and said: "Master Xuan's skill has been lost, and under the plotting of others, he has no power to resist, and he has passed away." Suddenly, he smiled slightly, and looked strange.

"Xuzhu" was in a mess in his mind, and he just cried: "Shi Bozu, Shi Bozu, you...... How could you ......" suddenly remembered Su Xinghe's mysterious smile in the wooden house, and said angrily: "Mr. Congwen, you tell the truth, how did my master and uncle die?

Su Xinghe knelt on his knees and said, "Qi Qi head, Su Xinghe will never dare to trap the head of the house in injustice." Master Xuan Xuan died suddenly, and it was indeed someone who secretly harmed him. Xu Zhu said: "You are weird and funny in that wooden house, what is the reason for that?" Su Xinghe exclaimed: "Did I laugh? Am I laughing? Master, you have to be very careful, someone ......" Before he finished speaking, he suddenly stopped, and a mysterious smile appeared on his face.

Xue Muhua shouted, "Master!" hurriedly took out a bottle of antidote pills from his arms, quickly uncorked the bottle, poured three pills in his hand, and stuffed them into Su Xinghe's mouth. But Su Xinghe was already out of breath, and the antidote pill stopped in his mouth, and it was difficult to swallow it anymore. Xue Muhua cried loudly and said, "Master poisoned Ding Chunqiu to death, Ding Chunqiu, the evil thief, ......" Speaking of this, he couldn't cry anymore.

Kang Guangling pounced on Su Xinghe, Xue Muhua hurriedly grabbed his heart, struggled to pull it away, and cried: "Master's body is poisonous. Fan Bailing, Gou Yu, Wu Lingjun, Feng Asan, Li Puppet, and Shi Qinglu gathered around Su Xinghe, all sad and angry.

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Seeing Su Xinghe and Master Xuan Yan dying one after another under his nose, Li Shuchong felt very uncomfortable.

He knew the name of Sanxiao Yaosan, so he was mentally prepared. But he didn't expect that getting along with two respected old men for a short time would have a strong sense of reluctance. This story of three laughs and a loose laugh is actually a tragic story, and it is not funny at all.

In his impression, "Three Smiles" is a movie: in the Ming Dynasty, Tang Bohu, a genius from the south of the Yangtze River, traveled to the Yunyan Temple in Tiger Hill, Suzhou, and met Qiuxiang, a maid in Washington. Qiu Xiang behaved decently and looked like a celestial person, which not only made the suave Tang Yin also fascinated and ugly. He followed all the way, like a shadow, and Zhang Huangzhong did many embarrassing things, but he also caused Qiu Xiang to smile three times. In order to get the beauty back, Tang Yin did not hesitate to depreciate his own value, disguised himself as a poor person and mixed into the Taishi Mansion. Although Tang Yin, who changed his name to Hua'an, was in the middle of it and had more opportunities to contact Qiu Xiang, the creation made people, and the repeated misunderstandings made Qiu Xiang misunderstand him. On the other hand, Hua Taishi's two unsuccessful sons, Hua Wen and Hua Wu, have long been on this beauty. A generation of romantic and talented people, and finally got what they wanted to win the hearts of beauties.

Of course, later Zhou Xingchi and Gong Li interpreted the story of Sanxiao into another classic comedy blockbuster, called "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance".

So, after Li Shuchong turned into a virtual bamboo, can he interpret the tragic version of the story of "Three Laughs and Scattered" into a comedy?

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Kang Guangling has followed Su Xinghe for a long time, and is well aware of the rules of this sect, and at the beginning he saw the master kneeling down to the "Xuzhu", calling him the "head of the house", and he had guessed eighty or ninety, and then looked at his fingers, and saw that he was wearing a jewel ring, so he said: "Brothers, follow me to see the new head of this sect." As he spoke, he knelt down in front of the "virtual bamboo" and kowtowed.

Fan Bailing and the others were stunned, and they all realized it, and they also kowtowed one by one.

"Xuzhu" said: "Ding Chunqiu, that traitor, killed my master and uncle, and killed your master. ”

Kang Guangling said: "Revenge and adulteration are all up to the head of the family to preside over the plan." ”

"Xuzhu" is no longer the little monk who has never seen the world, but an immortal cultivator who is happy to take revenge, and he said loudly: "This Ding Chunqiu...... I'm going to kill it. ”

Kang Guangling kowtowed his head again and said, "The master uncle promised to punish the adulterer and avenge the master for us and others, and the teachers and nephews deeply felt the great kindness of the master and uncle. Fan Bailing, Xue Muhua and others also kowtowed together. "Xuzhu" hurriedly said: "Don't dare, don't dare, everyone, please get up." Kang Guangling said: "Uncle, the little nephew has something to tell you, there are many people here and it is inconvenient, please come to the house and let the little nephew face it." "Xuzhu" said, "Okay!" and everyone stood up.

"Xuzhu" followed Kang Guangling and was about to walk into the wooden house, Fan Bailing said: "Wait! Master has been poisoned by the old thief Ding in this house, it is better for the uncle and senior brother not to go in again, this old thief is scheming, and it is impossible to prevent it." Kang Guangling nodded and said: "This is very true! The body of the head of the family, Uncle Wanjin, can no longer take this risk." Xue Muhua said: "The two of you will talk here." Let's look at it on all sides. In case the old thief does any tricks. Saying that, he walked away first, and the rest of Feng Asan and Wu Lingjun also walked more than ten zhang away. In fact, except for Xue Muhua, these people either dissipated their skills or were seriously injured, if Ding Chunqiu came to attack, except for shouting a warning, they really had no defense.

Murong Fu, Deng Baichuan and the others saw that their own juniors and disciples were far away, and they all walked aside. Although Gu Mozhi, Duan Yanqing and others saw that things were strange, they didn't do anything for themselves, and left separately.

Kang Guangling said: "Uncle ......" and "Xuzhu" said: "I am not your uncle, nor is I your head, I am a monk of Shaolin Temple, and I have nothing to do with you" Carefree School ". Kang Guangling said: "Uncle Shi, why don't you recognize it? If the name of the 'Easy Sect' is not from this sect, outsiders will never hear it." If others listen intentionally or unintentionally, the rule of this sect is to kill without mercy, even if they chase to the ends of the earth, they must be killed. Li Shu said in his heart: "This rule is too evil. So, if I don't agree to join their sect, they're going to kill me?"

Kang Guangling also said: "Uncle Shicai's method of treating everyone's injuries is exactly the internal strength of this faction. How Uncle Shi joined this sect, and when he got Master Tai's heart, the little nephew didn't dare to ask more. Perhaps because Uncle Tai cracked Master Tai's Zhenlong chess game, my master accepted apprentices on behalf of Master Tai according to Master Tai's will, and passed on the position of head from generation to generation, which is unknown. All in all, the 'Easy Immortal Ring' of this school is worn on the finger of the uncle, and the master kowtows to you when he is dying, and calls you the 'head of the house', and the uncle does not have to shirk it. It's useless to push and push, and to push and support. ”

"Xuzhu" glanced left and right a few times, and saw that Hui Fang and the others were about to carry the body of Xuan Yan, he had a plan, and said loudly: "Everyone, please stop! I heard that this poison is extremely poisonous, and the residual poison on the body of Uncle Shi has not been cleared, so you must not touch it." Since Uncle Shi has passed away, it is better to bury it on the spot and put it into the ground as soon as possible. The monks of Shaolin Temple felt that the "virtual bamboo" was reasonable, so they dug a deep pit next to the master of Xuannan, and did not dare to touch it, pushed the body into the pit with a wooden plank, and hastily buried the matter.

"Xuzhu" walked to the side, and saw that Su Xinghe's body was still kneeling straight on the ground, with a mysterious smile on his face, his heart was sour, and he said: "These things, I can't say it clearly for a while, now that my master and ancestor are dead, I really don't know what to do." But the old-timers ......"

Kang Guangling hurriedly knelt down and said, "Uncle Shi must not be called like that, he will also kill the little nephew!" "Xuzhu" frowned and said, "Okay, please get up quickly." Only then did Kang Guangling stand up. "Xuzhu" said: "Senior......" As soon as he said these three words, Kang Guangling fell to his knees with a pop.

"Xuzhu" said: "I forgot, I can't call you that." Get up, please. He took out the scroll that the old man had given him, unfolded it, and said, "Your master told me to use this scroll to try to learn martial arts." It is used to punish the donor. ”

Kang Guangling looked at the palace beauties in the painting, shook his head and said: "The little nephew doesn't know the reason, but the uncle still collects it properly, don't show it to outsiders." Since my master said this before his death, please ask my uncle to do what he says for my master's sake. What the little nephew wants to tell his uncle is that the poison in the family teacher is called 'Three Smiles and Loose Scattering'. At the beginning of the poisoning, a strange smile appeared on the face, but the poisoner himself did not know it, and when he laughed for the third time, he died of anger. ”

"Xuzhu" bowed his head and said: "It's also ashamed to say, at the beginning of the poisoning of the teacher, a strange smile appeared on his face, I took the heart of a villain, and guessed, and returned the Taoist master with no good intentions, if I asked him honestly at that time, and respected the teacher and immediately treated, I would not have come to this step." ”

Kang Guangling shook his head and said: "If these 'three smiles are scattered' on the body, it will be difficult to rescue." Ding Lao Thief can run rampant, and this 'three smiles are scattered' is also one of the reasons. Everyone knows the name of 'Huagong Dafa', but even though they lost their ability to transform Gonggong Dafa, they were still able to leave a life to spread widely. ”

"Xuzhu" nodded and said: "This is really vicious! At that time, I stood beside the Venerable Master, and I didn't notice how Ding Chunqiu poisoned me, my martial arts are mediocre, and my knowledge is shallow, that's it, but why didn't Ding Chunqiu attack me and spare my life?"

Kang Guangling said: "I think he thinks you have low ability and disdain to poison you, right? Uncle Master, let's bury Master's body on the spot first." "There are many people and great strength, and soon the disciples of the Xiaoyao Sect buried Su Xinghe's on the spot. Kang Guangling suddenly thought that he was not very polite when he spoke just now, and hurriedly said: "Uncle Master, if I say this, you may be surprised, but even if you want to be strange, I still think that your martial arts are probably not very good." ”

"Xuzhu" said: "You are right, my martial arts are extremely low, Ding Lao thief...... Sins and sins, the little monk speaks evil words, commits the 'evil mouth precept', and is not like a Buddhist disciple...... Nading Chunqiu Ding Shi did not disdain to kill me. ”

Xuzhu is sincere and simple-hearted, Kang Guangling doesn't know about world affairs, so he didn't expect it, but Li Shuchong has a strong sense of consciousness, and he has long noticed that Ding Chunqiu sneaked into the wooden house and secretly plotted when Su Xinghe taught the method of healing injuries and poisons. Ding Chunqiu was in the wooden house, and he used internal force to bomb the "Three Smiles and Scattered" to Su Xinghe and "Xuzhu", and later used this to cause harm. After Su Xinghe's vicious battle, he was exhausted, lost all his internal strength, and was poisoned one after another.

And "Xuzhu" not only has more than 70 years of miraculous skills, but also has immortal aura to protect the body, so it is naturally safe and sound. Ding Chunqiu's poison had not yet reached his body, and it had been brought out by the backlash, and all of it was added to Su Xinghe's body, but the "Void Bamboo" was not stained at all......

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