This is a dense jungle, where large trees can be seen everywhere in tens of meters, hundreds of meters or even thousands of meters high, and there are constantly winged birdmen flying around on the trees, as if this is the legendary paradise. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Treehouses grow on trees, and if it weren't for the wings of the people here, they would think that this place is in the elven country.

"Beauty, can you bring me a bucket of water, I haven't washed it for days. Li Longxuan looked at the beauty of the Heavenly Clan who came to deliver food, and couldn't help but say: "Even if it's eating, you have to let me brush my teeth and wash my face, and wash my hands before eating? I don't know if it's easy to get sick if you don't wash your hands and eat? Wash your hands before and after using the toilet, this is the most basic hygiene common sense." ”

"Poor!" the Heavenly Clan Guardian snorted coldly and said, "Humans are so stinky and beautiful!"

A day ago, Li Longxuan was caught in Luo Ao City, which is the royal city of the Celestial Clan, and it is said that it is the place where the Celestial Gods once lived. At the same time, it is also the largest gathering place of the Celestial Clan.

The Celestials, in fact, are winged birdmen, which is a branch of the birdmen among the orcs, but this race prefers to be called the Celestials, probably because they all live in tall trees.

Li Longxuan was not killed by the little princess of the Celestial Clan, but he was sent to Luo Ao City and locked up in the prison of Luo Ao City. And Shrek was locked up here with him, but he was pulled out early in the morning, and it was said that he was going to hold a criticism conference, Shrek was a famous ***, although these Celestials would not kill him directly, but criticism was inevitable.

"Quickly call Tian Luo Xiao Fang! Call Tian Luo Mia! I want to see them! I want to see them!" Li Longxuan said angrily: "You are abusing the prisoners, it is a violation of the International Prisoner Law, I ask for preferential treatment of the prisoners, I want to live in a big house, I want the little girl to wait, I want to take a bath every day, change clothes every day!"

"Hmph, you look ugly, but you think it's beautiful!" A lark-like voice sounded, and a figure quickly appeared outside the cell, looking at Li Longxuan with disdain.

"What do you see, you haven't been a beautiful big girl?" said Tian Luo Xiaofang with a cold snort.

"Big, so small, I'm embarrassed to say big! You can shake it with one hand, I'm not interested in it at all!"

"Who said small, look, look, it's obviously big!"

"It's too small, little steamed bun!" Li Longxuan swallowed his saliva secretly and said, this woman is beautiful, and the little steamed bun is also quite well developed.

"Look again, look at me stabbing you blindly!"

"As a princess, can you be more brutal than this? Be careful not to get married!"

“......”

Tian Luo Xiao Fang is still too tender, there is Li Longxuan's opponent, and after talking for a while, the little princess of the Celestial Clan was angry and her face was red Dandan, and this combat power was simply weak.

"Hey, there's no sense of accomplishment at all arguing with you little girl. Li Longxuan looked at the little princess of the Heavenly Clan with a look of disdain: "When did your father and mother meet Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu has been here for a day, no matter how Lao Tzu is the emperor of the famous Holy Empire." ”

"Hmph, wait!" the little girl turned and walked outside, puffing out.

"Hey, even if you don't see Lao Tzu, let Lao Tzu take a shower and change into clean clothes, even if you are a prisoner, can you make people dress up clean? What about Shrek? You won't kill him, right?" Li Longxuan said.

"Don't worry, that *** can't die!" The little girl walked outside, and said as she walked: "You said that as a man, you wash your body every day, and you are more diligent than us women, it's really stinky and beautiful!"

"Little girl, you don't understand, a man can be a bad and a scoundrel, but he can't be handsome! The head can be broken, the hairstyle can't be messy, tears can flow, the hair can't be oiled, the clothes must be dressed properly, and the face must be washed handsome, this is a man's capital, you are still young, you can't understand......" Li Longxuan gushed endlessly.

Ten minutes later, several men from the Celestial Clan came to Li Longxuan's cell with a few buckets of water, there are still men in the Celestial Clan, but the status of the men of the Celestial Clan in the Celestial Clan is very low, it seems that the Celestial Clan is still in a matriarchal society.

"Finally there is water, it's so cool!" Li Longxuan hurriedly stripped naked, and then washed it, although there was no soap, shower gel or anything like that, but it was already quite good.

"Hee, hee, hee...... 1 2 3 4 No, cold, cold, cold, painful, hum, hum, my heart, wait, wait, wait, dream, dream, crazy, please take mine and send it back to me......" Li Longxuan washed it happily.

Li Longxuan is really not in a hurry, his hands are rubbed on his body, and he can rub off a layer of skin.

At this time, Shrek was tied up to a high platform, surrounded by orcs. There are the Celestials, the Cats, the Rats, and other races.

A large group of people waited early, and when they saw Shrek's appearance, they let out an angry roar one by one.

"It's this orc girl, the shame of our orc clan!"

"Traitor, you traitor to the orcs!"

"Kill him, kill him!"

“......”

Several orc children ran to Shrek's side, and some rotten eggs, rotten fruits, and the like all greeted Shrek, this custom is probably learned from the human world, and in less than a few seconds, Shrek's body was full of rotten eggs, lazy fruits, and the like.

Shrek is really helpless, extremely wronged, but he doesn't dare to scold people, at this time, he is simply looking for death, he doesn't want to be stabbed into a hedgehog by a group of orcs with a sword.

"Everyone, this is Shrek, the Holy Empire, known as the Beastmaster, the monster of the legendary Donkey Clan, he is an orc, but he betrayed our orcs, and he is a shame for our orc clan!" A woman from the Celestial Clan snorted coldly and said, "Today, we are going to judge him! The Sacred Orc Clan, today we will judge this traitor!"

"Fellow fathers and fellow villagers, in fact, I am in the Holy Empire and my heart is in the Orc Empire. I'm not a traitor, I'm really not a traitor. Shrek said helplessly.

"Do you believe what he says?"

"I don't believe it, he betrayed us orcs and wants to be judged by the Holy Fire!"

"Burn him, burn him!"

"Burn him with holy fire!"

“......”

The surrounding orcs roared indignantly, and the roars continued to sound, and many orcs were holding torches, and Shrek had the heart to cry. Damn the orcs, damn the orc kingdom! Actually, I just want to be a quiet and beautiful donkey.