Chapter 187: How to deal with drunkards
Will is obviously not the kind of person who can hide his thoughts, and after finding that Lu Li's expression was a little weird, he immediately came to the side of the car and chatted with the little guy sitting in the co-pilot. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
When he turned around and came back, his whole face became wonderful, one moment blue, one moment red, one moment black, and finally he couldn't help but ask, "Lisa really blew up the magic power of eternity?"
"Yes, I've seen with my own eyes, the gates, the windows, and the walls all collapse with a bang, and if she weren't wearing a strange piece of fully enclosed armor, it would have been a question of whether she would have survived. Lu replied with a sigh of relief.
After all, he was more than twenty meters away from the center of the explosion, but he was still swept away by the terrifying shock wave and air waves, and he also spit out a mouthful of blood, which shows how violent the impact of the little guy is.
"Alas, that armor was made by Granny Saila more than half a year ago, but I was afraid that Lisa would secretly conduct those dangerous researches, but I didn't expect it to come in handy so soon. Where are you going to send her? Don't say I didn't warn you, she's not a child in the ordinary sense of the word, but a dangerous unstable factor. Since the age of four, she has been obsessed with the reaction of crystal fusion, which can cause horrific damage if she is not careful. ”
When he said this, Will's tone was half a kind reminder, and the other half was a naked warning.
As a child who grew up watching Lisa, he knows too well what amazing abilities are hidden under the harmless appearance of little Lori.
The corners of Lu Li's mouth twitched slightly, and he shrugged his shoulders with a wry smile: "What else can I do, take her to the hotel first, I can't let a little girl live on the streets, right?" As for the destruction you mentioned, I will try my best to be careful not to give her any chance to come into contact with dangerous objects." ”
"Hehe, hey, for some advice, don't let Lisa come into contact with any monster crystals, as an enchanter's apprentice, she can disassemble and refine monster crystals into the materials she needs. Finally, remember to buy two more bottles of healing potions, trust me, you'll be using them soon. ”
With that, Will gave him a self-contained look, picked up a few unloaded guns on the table, and burrowed into the back room.
Just over half an hour later, the inner walls of the barrels of two M500 revolvers and an OSV-96 sniper rifle were plated with a thin layer of blood-red crystals.
Considering the kinetic energy, penetration, and frequency of use, Lu Li only chose the three most powerful guns, and assault rifles and shotguns were not worth using this expensive method to increase their power due to their frequent use.
Putting away his weapon, he quickly left the blacksmith shop and drove the car to the door of Meow Lori's mother's inn, and before he could step inside, he heard a burst of cheerful music and the thud of stepping on a wooden plank.
Lu Li quickly turned off the engine, pulled out the car keys, and walked in with Lisa through the main entrance.
As soon as he crossed the threshold, he saw the dwarf standing on a wooden table, holding a wine glass in one hand and a shield in the other, and his two little short legs followed the music and stepped quickly, as if he was doing some strange dance, and a large group of people were around him, and when the music was over, he poured a large glass of rum into his stomach in one go, laughing and shouting, "Hahahaha!
"Stop, Engil, you've drunk a whole bottle today, and you're going to start drinking again!" Agnes reminded with a look of disgust.
She was fed up with the drunken dwarves crying and fussing, so she tried to prevent something like this from happening.
However, Engil, who was a heavy drinker, obviously didn't eat this, and Tian shamelessly defended himself: "Nonsense! How can I get drunk! It's just a bottle! And now it's not an adventure in a dungeon, I can drink as much as I want!"
Seeing that the other party began to mess around again, Agnes instantly showed a helpless look, and planned to ask her brother Diodorus for help, but when she turned around, she suddenly found Lu Li coming over, with a hint of surprise on her face, and immediately wanted to stand up and say hello.
But Lu Li stopped the girl's behavior, stretched out a finger to make a silent motion, quietly came behind the dwarf, and poured a bottle of white vinegar for seasoning into the wine glass.
Aerolyzed by alcohol, Engil's sense of smell and reflexes became dull, and he didn't notice the sour smell in the air, laughed and said thank you, and threw his head up.
Goo knock!
Burst!
There was no accident, after two bites, he directly squirted out the remaining white vinegar in his mouth, followed by a large amount of snot and tears, especially the taste of sour and choking mixed together, which is simply not something ordinary people can bear.
"Ahem, ahem, bastard, who? who's messing with me?"
After coughing for a long time, the dwarf finally took a breath, and his eyes widened to teach his self-trickster a lesson.
Before he could find the culprit, Lu Li laughed and teased, "Engil, how does the vinegar taste? I think you should be a lot more sober now, right?"
"Damn, Captain, you're going to make fun of me as soon as you're back? ”
"Haha, Captain, well done! You don't know how much this guy has been going too far lately, not only getting drunk all day, but also bragging about beating the Goblin King to his own credit......"
Agnes visibly accumulated a belly of resentment, and counted the dwarves' bad deeds as soon as she spoke.
Diodorus and Apollonius, who were a few tables away, spotted Lu Li's figure and hurriedly came over to say hello, and then Meow Lori and her mother also came to the table and sat down, everyone talked and laughed, scrambling to tell what had happened to Kempera since that day.
After more than half an hour, Lu Li nodded with a smile: "I probably know almost everything about the situation, it seems that during my absence, the city is really lively enough." Diodorus, have you ever found out what I asked you to look into?Who was the robber who tried to rob us last time?"
"Got it checked!
Half a month ago, Captain Rudolph of the Giant's Hand told me that on the day of the incident, there was only one squad among the rebels that had no alibi, and its name was the Crow.
According to my investigation, there are a total of fourteen members of the Crow Squad, each of whom is an elite adventurer wearing a silver badge, and the captain is called Gavi, who is a guy who is good at moving at high speeds.
These men were suspected of robbing merchants several times, but eventually they were dismissed due to lack of evidence.
To be honest, the strength of the other side is very strong, and with our current strength, I am afraid it will be difficult to defeat them. ”
Diodorus has always had a mature and steady personality, and has never been in the habit of boasting and exaggerating, he said that if he can't beat the other party, then he will definitely not be able to beat the other party.
But this comparison of combat power is obviously calculated according to the fact that he is not equipped with a full set of thermal weapons, so a cold light flashed in Lu Li's eyes, and he immediately spoke: "Send a message to Gavi, the captain of the Crow Squad, for me, and limit him to come to the door within twelve hours to apologize, otherwise wait to receive my duel invitation......" (To be continued.) )