Chapter 67: Even the dung is stolen

Hearing Rex screaming, Cang Shilan looked back and saw that it had narrowly avoided the collision of a hellish nightmare beast, and immediately understood that it did not have the pain of feces to protect its body. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Cang Shilan secretly calculated, should he sit on it with a big dung in his hand and be a wild boar knight?

Rex has been doused with the otherworldly drink, and not only the black (se) demon fire has been extinguished, but even his own body protection divine fire is gone.

Therefore, Cang Shilan wants to be a boar knight and is not afraid of the trouble of flames at all, and there are no outsiders here, and he is not afraid of being ridiculed when he spreads out.

After thinking for a while, Cang Shilan still gave up this plan.

The reason is simple, Rex is too big, and he can only keep its pig's head with the artifact in his hand. If you stand in the middle, let alone the tail, I'm afraid you won't even be able to keep your head.

What to do?

Cang Silan fell into deep thought, habitually wanting to touch her chin with her right hand.

Fortunately, he suddenly remembered that he still had the beast feces of the super-level demonic beast in his hand, so he stopped his hand at the last moment, avoiding the tragedy of being covered with dung.

Cang Shilan suddenly thought that it might be a good idea to paint Rex with dung.

Warcraft rely on their sense of smell to identify natural enemies, and they don't care what posture they use to pick up feces.

That is to say, it is placed on the foot board, held in the palm of the hand, or even on the head, pasted on the face, and the effect is the same.

"Rex, get down. Cang Shilan ordered.

"What are you doing? It's hard for me to dodge these flaming horses now, and lie down, isn't that dead?"

Although Rex's mouth was opposed, his body honestly lay down.

There is no way, there is a Warcraft contract, even if the master's brain-dead orders have to be obeyed.

Only when the spiritual power reaches a certain level can you resist this order, but the Warcraft contract still has a backhand, which is the spiritual power punishment - it is silent and colorless on the surface, but in fact it hurts the heart and lungs.

Although Rex's spiritual power was strong when he was in the state of the giant beast candle, after the seal, only the spiritual power of the little pig was left, so he naturally couldn't resist Cang Shilan's order.

"It won't hurt you. ”

Cang Shilan comforted it while slapping the feces of the super-level demonic beast on Rex's face.

"Phew, something, disgusting. ”

"Don't pretend to be clean for me, it's for your good. ”

"What, although I am a pig, I am also a dignified pig. Who says pigs don't love cleanliness?"

"Stop bragging. I've raised pigs before, and I still know a lot about the habits of pigs. Pigs love to be clean, but pigs are not afraid of dirty, that is to say, pigs are a kind of animals that are at ease with encounters, and they can live very comfortably in any environment. ”

Cang Shilan said as she smeared feces on Rex's head and face.

The amount of "dung" of the super-level demonic beast is full, but Rex's body is also very large, and a lump of dung is quickly used up.

Cang Shilan stretched out his hand to another time and space, summoning another lump.

The otherworldly drink has an owner, and the feces of super-level demonic beasts should have no owner.

The Pig Continent is very vast, and not every place is as chaotic as here.

For example, on the top of a certain mountain, there is a child about six or seven years old, wiping the sweat from his forehead, while looking at the flat land, with a satisfied smile on his face.

"Grandpa is right, labor is indeed the happiest thing. If you plant so many Wind Rabbits, you will definitely grow a lot of small trees in a few days, and the trees will be full of Wind Rabbits. There are so many wind rabbits, one person can't eat them all, so give some to grandpa, dad and mom, and some to whom?"

He drooled at the thought of his smugness, and a jagged tail stretched out from behind him, wagging around.

Yes, he's not human, he's a dragon, but he's a little more special than any other dragon.

While other dragons usually take on the form of a human until they reach adulthood, he can transform at a young age.

The reason is very simple, he is a rare cultivation genius in the dragon clan, but he is only a young dragon, but he has already reached the level of a third-order green dragon.

The strength of the dragon clan from weak to strong is the green dragon, the red dragon, the golden dragon, the black dragon, and the holy dragon, each dragon has three orders, this little guy is already standing at the top of the green dragon, and he can be promoted to the red dragon after cultivating for a while.

He was a clever boy who saw farmers at the bottom of the hill scattering seeds into the fields so that they could harvest piles of grain in the fall.

He couldn't help but feel moved in his heart, and wanted to use this method to solve the problem of famine on Longshan.

I don't know why, in recent years, there have been fewer and fewer demonic beasts on the mountain, and adult dragons can only get a meager harvest when they go far away.

Many dragons in the dragon clan had to be forced to change to vegetarian food, and their eyes turned green after eating.

If you sow something, you can reap it, and the problem of famine on Longshan will be solved.

So yesterday he went out and hunted a large bunch of wind rabbits, planted them in the soil, and waited for the harvest day.

He carefully observed the movements of the farmers and knew that the land should be leveled before planting and fertilized after planting.

He took over the task of emptying the toilet for the Dragon King without hesitation.

The elders thought he had grown up to be sensible, but in fact he was just collecting the dragon king's dung.

He found that the better the fertilizer the farmers applied, the more they harvested.

Who has the best feces among the dragons?

The Dragon King is a thirteenth-order holy dragon, and he is a well-deserved number one powerhouse among the dragon clan. Although he fell into a deep sleep 2,000 years ago, his position remains untouched.

It's a pity that the dragon king's feces are too small, and the little guy has no choice but to collect some dragon elder feces instead.

Although the fertilized land stinks, the little one is very satisfied.

However, when he rested for a while and then inspected the land, he found that there seemed to be less dung, and the less was the dung of the dragon king, which was of very good quality.

The little guy is very angry, even the dung has been stolen these years, how can people be shameless to such a point?

He swore to catch the dung thief and teach him a hard lesson, so he stood by the edge of the field and stared at the dung of the holy dragon.

Sure enough, after guarding for a while, there was a feeling of spatial fluctuations, and a big hand stretched out from the spatial crack that suddenly appeared, grabbing a piece of holy dragon feces.

The little one jumped up and shouted, "Well, it's finally you, dung thief!"

He inhaled sharply, trying to spit out the flames, but he was about to blow out his lungs, but not even a trace of spark.

The little guy touched his head, smiled embarrassedly, and said to himself: "Forget, forget, the dragon can't use magic until level ten, and now it is only level three, and it can't spit out flames." ”

Although there is no magic, the dragon's fighting ability is not covered.

He flapped his wings and flew up and rushed towards the giant hand.

Unexpectedly, when the giant hand got the dragon dung, it quickly disappeared into the spatial crack, and the little guy pounced.

"Don't think you can run away, screech thief, I already remember your taste. You'd better pray God, don't let you touch me, or I'll let you know why the flowers are so red!" the little one shouted into the closed space.

The owner of the giant hand is naturally Cangshi Blue.

He didn't know that there were already people on the Pigg continent who were already thinking about him, and they were still ignorantly smearing dragon dung on Rex's body.

Cang Shilan took a total of nine dragon dung before he smeared Rex's body all over the body.

Of course, the little guy chased him a total of nine times, but unfortunately he couldn't catch up with each other, and he jumped to his feet in anger.

After wiping the dragon dung, Cang Shilan originally wanted to follow Rex out of the range of influence of the Warcraft Frenzy, but after taking a few steps, he couldn't stand it.

When he started holding a lump of dragon dung, the stench was unbearable, although it smelled bad, but now Rex turned into a dung heap, which was simply unbearable.

So he told Rex that he was going to get into Rex's stomach and hide for the time being.