The Long Night's Watch Chapter 6: The Simple Task of an Astronomical Professor
At this time, Hao Song came to a huge tempered glass isolation curtain wall. He used his pupils to activate the identity black/card, which is the night card, and after swiping through the card slot in front of the electronic door, the electronic door opened with a bang.
Hao Song suddenly felt a wave of dry air rushing to his face, with the scorching smell peculiar to sand. He looked at the tropical gravel wasteland that appeared in front of him, and suddenly felt that it was more comfortable with the tropical rainforest just now. And he muttered, "Isn't the naturist the best place to stay in the naturist baths? ”
Entering this isolation room called Barren Prairie A, Hao Song immediately saw the two people who were confronting each other. One is naturally a slender Edward Mierro, while the other is a middle-aged man with gray hair and a slight bow, about 40 years old.
At this moment, Professor Cesar was wearing a wrinkled white lab coat, but the shaggy thick calves and yellowish bare feet that appeared underneath seemed to suggest something.
When Hao Song came in, the two people facing him saw him, but they only glanced at each other and continued to look at each other with a slightly cold gaze, judging from the red light flashing in Edward's eyes, the two seemed to be looking at each other affectionately. However, after a while, Professor Cesar was defeated, and he moved his gaze to Hao Song, and shouted dislikely, "Where are you staring at this stinky boy!"
Hao Song was staring at Professor Cesar's calves with a meaningful gaze at the moment, as if the hairy thick calves were Su Rui's breasts. Hearing Professor Cesar's question, Hao Song retracted his gaze for a long time, and said with some amazement: "If I'm not mistaken, Professor Professor, there is a complete vacuum in your coat, right?"
"Fart!, and a pair of hemp rope U-pants!" Professor Cesar said dismissively.
Hao Song suddenly felt that his face was dark, and even Edward, who was originally looking at each other victoriously and was a little arrogant, twisted his face with the corners of his mouth twitching......
Even the crowd in front of the large screen in the laboratory were collectively speechless, because after all, it was the first time they had come into contact with Professor Cesar in a private environment so closely. Usually in class, people also look like dogs in suits and leather shoes.
However, undisciplined people always react quickly, some jokingly shouting "take off one and take one off", and some whistle, completely ignoring the embarrassed and contemptuous expressions of the women around them.
Unexpectedly, Professor Cesar, who was in the isolation room, actually took out a headset and scolded into the microphone: "The people in the laboratory building should be quiet!
Then he looked at the two people in front of him who seemed to be looking at the scenery, and said into the microphone: "The ideal of the naturists is to be close to nature, not exhibitionism!
The hecklers who were still shouting just now were silent at the moment, but the expression on their faces was still ambiguous, but unfortunately Professor Cesar couldn't see it.
Hao Song said in his heart, this old man is estimated to be naked in the simulated natural environment of the isolation room, right? If we hadn't come today, he wouldn't even be able to find this wrinkled experimental coat that he couldn't understand! He didn't even care about wearing a coat and pants! If you want to learn from Wang Gen's sentence, take the sky as the quilt and the earth as the clothes, what are you doing in my crotch?
After Professor Cesar finished explaining, he didn't care whether others understood it or not, and said directly: "You came to me because Professor Gu Ding confessed, otherwise my laboratory would be so easy to enter...... Alright, put away your stinking eyes!Now I'm going to announce your gambling mission!Keep up with me, it's easy......" he said, striding toward a small rocky hill in the gravel steppe.
Naturally, the two followed closely. Edward walked forward with his head held high with an expressionless face, not squinting. And Hao Song looked around at the man-made gravel wasteland.
The ground was full of sand and small rocks, the plants were only a few low bushes and sparse grass, and the only source of water was a large clear puddle with tiny hoof-shaped animal tracks around the puddle. The whole environment is relatively dry, and Hao Song has difficulty finding out where this water source comes from.
Turning your gaze to the rocky mountain, which is about 4 stories high and is made up of rocks that are not recognizable. In the crevices between the rocks, Hao Song felt a wild, vigilant gaze.
At this point, Professor Cesar stood still, pointed to the rocky mountain, and said, "This rocky mountain is inhabited by the raxravelup that we brought back from the wasteland south of the Sahara Desert. A few months ago, I performed genetic modification surgery on these little creatures, and some of the genes of the Schering hyrax were transplanted into these modern hyraxes, and now these little ones are different from the original ones except for their habits. Genetic rejection makes these little ones irritable and difficult to control......"
"So you need both of us to help you take out these annoying bunnies?" interrupted Edward, taking it for granted.
Professor Cesar rolled his eyes and said in a sharp voice: "You kid always fail biology, it's really not that I deliberately make things difficult, you don't even know the purpose of our research!
Hao Song continued: "That is, the meaning of biology to human beings is not senseless killing..."
Professor Cesar listened with a look of satisfaction and admiration, and waited expectantly for Hao Song to make a statement.
Then I heard Hao Song swallow his saliva and continue: "It's about telling us which creatures can eat and how to eat them!"
“...... Eat you crunchy, you think you're surviving in the wilderness!If this were a class, you'd both be kicked out by me!Shut up!Otherwise, you'll all lose!" The naturist professor gritted his teeth in anger.
The two biological idiots immediately kept silent. Professor Cesar breathed a sigh of relief, turned to look at the rock mountain, and said: "These hyrax are difficult to approach and catch now, and they hide in the rock crevices when they move, so your task is to catch these hyrax and clean them up, these guys are dirty and smelly during the genetic modification period, and they must be cleaned before they can be sent to the laboratory." ”
He looked at Edward, who was eager to try with a fierce look, and added: "I want to live! It's better not to have any injuries at all! Your gambling task depends on who meets my requirements first to get a hyrax, but the rest of the rabbits must also be taken care of for me!"
Edward was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily, "It doesn't take a little violence to ask me to catch these modified creatures that are equivalent to half a pregenital? Are you kidding me? Are you going to bathe the rabbit? Are you sure this is not a job for you, but a serious gamble?"
Cesar snorted, waved his hand, and said, "Since Professor Gu Ingot gave me the title of the gambling fight, the title I set is unchangeable! You can use violent means, as long as you don't hurt my hyrax, you can come as you like, and if you want some props, you can go to the hut on the edge of the quarantine area to find them." Now I declare ......"
Then he changed his lewd expression and shouted: "The first rabbit contest begins!"
Hao Song and Edward both showed sad expressions when they heard this, especially Edward, whose face was simply green. The crowd in front of the big screen also laughed, only some brainless fans and serious parties questioned where the seriousness and fairness of the gambling were located.
Mo Yudao prevaricated these doubts with "absolute fairness, college regulations", and then looked at the big screen with a smile. The Lori Taoist priest on the side was even more smiling, leaning forward and leaning back, and the flowers and branches trembled.
Hao Song is still the one who recovers the fastest, after all, his lower limit is only low and not high. After glancing at the rocky mountain, the coward turned around and left directly.
Edward glared at Professor Cesar for a few minutes before he began to prepare to catch the rabbit.
Professor Vacuum, ah no, it's Professor U pants (shouldn't Youku give me some advertising money?) held the microphone at the moment and said in the tone of a pedagogist: "The hyrax, the mammalian hyrax, is an arboreal or terrestrial animal, and the biggest difference from other rabbits is that they have hoof-shaped toenails and share a common ancestor with elephants. The genes we added to these rockhyrax this time come from the carbon-level Schering Hyrax, or also known as the Wind Beast, which is good at escape and speed, and it is not easy to catch these little guys. ”
After speaking, he frowned and looked at Edward, who was standing in front of the rock mountain, with his eyes closed and solemn. After a few moments, Edward opened his eyes, which were now completely red, and a wave of intense mental fluctuations spread out from his tall figure, and the air around Edward seemed to be a little distorted, as if there was a fire beating nearby.
Professor Cesar looked at his distorted back in the air, and whispered, "Mind special effects, excited!" ......
On the other side, Hao Song had already arrived at the experimental hut at the edge of the isolation room, and after rummaging, Hao Song found a rifle with only one tranquilizer syringe in the rifle. He rummaged through the trash can and found the box of the tranquilizer, which confirmed that the tranquilizer could only be used against small animals, and had little effect on large animals. Hao Song didn't know if the genetically modified hyrax ate this set, but it was much better than catching the rabbit himself anyway.
Then he found a high-strength nylon rope nearly 10 meters long, a short-handled hunting knife, and the instructions for the use of this rifle, and turned out a lighter. After the sweep, Hao Song left satisfied, and returned to the direction of Yanshan.
In front of the big screen at this moment, Mo Yanling bit his lower lip and looked at the picture a little anxiously, not knowing whether he was anxious about Hao Song or his credits. And the crowd was cheering for Edward.
"The tyrant deserves to be a tyrant! He actually used the mental awakening state of 'excited' and the increased reaction speed to catch rabbits!"
"This speed is already reaching the limit of the human being's own carbon-level physical fitness!
"Impossible! The silicon level can only be achieved by the idealistic idea of the Creation Realm! Unless he uses the method of materialistic transformation!"
"Haha, our most cutting-edge materialistic transformation technology is still at the level of transplanting ancestral spirit genes, how is it possible? The 'exuberant' special effect of the Emperor's furious idealistic thoughts, our 'Reverse Sword' knows the best about ......."
"Don't worry, I'll tell you, the so-called nervous arousal state in the special effect of 'Euphoria' is equivalent to the best physical state he can play without self-injury! In other words, as long as he is angry enough, he is Superman!"
"Really, it's the same as Hulk......"
"Unlike that anime character, Edward can't continue to strengthen in this personal strongest state, unless his physical fitness is further improved, or some price is paid to strengthen ......"
"That freshman still has to go get the props!Haha! By the time you bring the props, Emperor Edward has already caught all the rabbits!"
“......”
["Powerful people are often accustomed to taking a direct approach, not because they are stupid, but because they are strong enough!"]
– Edward Miero