Text Volume 2_Chapter 110 Fishing (1)

Maybe you'll find the game getting more and more interesting. However, the game was quite a headache for both sides: one side tried to do everything in their power to win, and the other team did everything possible to lose seamlessly.

It's all their business, we just watch the game. For this reason, Tao Xiaozhi took a four-hour pause in order to discuss the next game strategy with Wu Liang, and also to get a better rest for the iron bucket.

It's not just about strategizing, it's also about escaping – if you lose the ring, you'll have to find a way out.

At the same time, it is also to delay time, so that it is more conducive to thinking about escaping. The strategy of the game was discussed intensely, but the escape strategy was not at all clueless, because whether it was the time of the game or the time of the pause to eat, drink and lazar, they were under strict surveillance, and even went to the toilet with a group of people.

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Due to the Amu fart cannon, the scene was out of control for a while, many people were stunned, everyone ran outside the field, and there was a serious phenomenon of trampling, causing 29 people to have respiratory problems and go to the doctor, and 19 people were trampled and injured, so the next game was delayed, plus the time of suspension, the organizer decided to play the game the next day (maybe the organizer also wanted to let the poor pig emperor get a good adjustment and rest).

Therefore, Tao Xiaozhi and others also got a full rest. In addition to this, the strategy for tomorrow's game is also studied. So, Tao Xiaozhi asked the Pig Emperor if he could invite the military advisor of the Rose and the Skull over, and the Pig Emperor readily agreed. The competition is not only a competition of skills and skills, but also a competition of intelligence.

"Tomorrow is the Pig Fighter, and if the time is still in time, there will be a decisive battle between the Pig Dance, the Pig Cooing and the Pig. Wu Liang said, "As far as I know, every Pig King Ring Challenge is almost these rounds, and the name has not changed, but the content and patterns in it are changing every year, as for what content, it is not so easy to know like a girl's private parts, and even the Pig Emperor does not need to know。。。。。。。 ”

Amu said impatiently: "Even if you don't know!"

"It's not nonsense," Wu Liang stroked his beard and smiled mysteriously, "But I happen to know what tomorrow's game will beβ€”"

Amu patted Wu Liang's shoulder and smiled: "It turns out that you are the one who peeked at the girl taking a bath~~"

Wu Liang also joked: "I just happened to pass by, I just happened to pass by~~"

The iron bucket scratched his head and said, "Is there a connection between peeking at the girls taking a shower and tomorrow's game?"

Amu patted the iron bucket on the shoulder and smiled: "You can try it and you will understand!"

The iron bucket said: "I won't fall for you and do something morally corrupt!"

Amu smiled: "How can a person grow and mature without doing things that are morally corrupt?"

The iron bucket said: "This 。。。。。。 Is this related?" he looked at Wu Liang, and then at Tao Xiaozhi, as if he wanted to get affirmation from someone more trustworthy.

Tao Xiaozhi nodded and said, "Maybe." ”

The iron bucket said: "Then I may also do something morally degraded in the future, but I still don't dare to peek at the girl taking a bath。。。。。。。 ”

The crowd laughed.

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Let's talk about the game." ”

Wu Liang said: "As far as I know, tomorrow will be held with the pig fighter and the Wen pig dance. The pig fighter consists of three parts, namely hip banging, hip pressure all-round dragon egg and pig pounce, and the pig dance also has three links, including poetry, jokes, and pig dance. ”

"What is this? The name sounds weird. ”

"It's all weird island characteristics!" Wu Liang said, "The name doesn't matter, the important thing is that I know what to compete in! Let's talk about pig fighters first: hip bumping is hitting the buttocks, and the competition is the skill of the buttocks; the hip pressure all-round dragon egg is also a butt competition; pig puff is a kind of wrestling event about pigs; I also know a general idea, but I don't know the specifics of the game." And when it comes to the Pig Dance, it's about culture and art, and if you think about some poems and jokes about pigs tonight, or create them, they need to be novel and weird, and at the same time they need to be quite funny, and if you are competing in the Pig Dance, follow me to learn the dance now!"

"Wait-" Tao Xiaozhi said, "I want to ask you a question: Who told you this?"

"Of course it's the Pig Emperor!"

"Didn't you say that it was impossible for the Pig Emperor to know this?"

"If it was in the past, he wouldn't have wanted to know about it, but this time it's differentβ€”"

"What's the difference?"

"Because he wants you to win!"

"So he secretly sent someone to inquire?"

"Yes, no matter where the officials are, most of them like money, and the officials who host them are no exception。。。。。。 ”

It seems that the Pig Emperor really took great pains to let them win!

Well, it's finally the second day of the competition.

What is going to happen is the first leg of the pig fighter's buttocks - let the pig's fat buttocks move!

Of course, what Tao Xiaozhi sent here was the iron bucket with the most stable center of gravity in his butt - fortunately, after a night's rest, his diarrhea problem had already been solved.

The hip match is like this: a large circle is drawn in the center of the gladiatorial arena, and the contestants can only bump their buttocks into each other, and the first opponent to knock out of the circle is the winner, and the match is played in a total of three sets, and the best of three sets are played.

The butt of the iron bucket is at most a big water tank, and Zhu Sheng's ass is simply a big mountain, the so-called "wind and rain do not move like a mountain", how can such a huge disparity win! Even if Zhu Sheng wants him to win, but this is in front of 10,000 people, it can't be so obvious if he wants to cheat! Therefore, after two sets, the iron bucket was killed twice in seconds and crashed into the audience!

The next battle of hip pressure all-round dragon eggs, which was also sent out with an iron bucket, also ended in failure. The competition is like this, that is, to crush the all-round dragon egg with the buttocks, and whoever crushes a hundred almighty dragon eggs with the butt the fastest wins! The all-round dragon eggs weigh about ten catties, as hard as stones, and they are not so easy to crush, but under Zhu Sheng's huge buttocks, it is simply effortless, and it is almost the same as tofu! The iron bucket crushed the buttocks into two large pieces, one green and one black, and I almost didn't even dare to sit!

Zhu Sheng won two links, and the pig pounce in the third link did not have to be carried out. But by the way, pig wrestling is a wrestling sport, similar to sumo wrestling in Japan, but in the form of a pig. Therefore, Zhu Sheng won the round of the pig fighter. The total number of rounds was tied to one.

Maybe you'll find the game getting more and more interesting. However, the game was quite a headache for both sides: one side tried to do everything in their power to win, and the other team did everything possible to lose seamlessly. It's all their business, we just watch the game. For this reason, Tao Xiaozhi took a four-hour pause in order to discuss the next game strategy with Wu Liang, and also to get a better rest for the iron bucket. It's not just about strategizing, it's also about escaping – if you lose the ring, you'll have to find a way out. At the same time, it is also to delay time, so that it is more conducive to thinking about escaping. The strategy of the game was discussed intensely, but the escape strategy was not at all clueless, because whether it was the time of the game or the time of the pause to eat, drink and lazar, they were under strict surveillance, and even went to the toilet with a group of people.

Although the escape strategy was not found, the game was still going on. After a four-hour break, it was already nighttime, and most of the spectators returned to their seats to watch the exciting game.

The pig danced.

The first plate is about the poems about pigs, the poetry is not limited, the important thing is that it is novel (there are too many poems about pigs on the strange island), strange enough, can resonate, it must be my own work, plagiarism is prohibited, otherwise you will be disqualified. The time of the game is when a sow that is going to give birth today gives birth to her second baby. Nothing else matters, the important thing is that the referee of this round is the spectator! No matter what game is either a little shady or a little home whistle, it is not uncommon to see something like this. In short, since the first 98 ring challenges always ended with the Pig Emperor winning, this one should be no exception, even if the Pig Emperor is unwilling, it is difficult to stop the audience's will.

Soon the sow in production was lifted to the center of the gladiatorial arena and became the "timekeeper" of the competition.

Actually, there is no need to go through such a bother, because Tao Xiaozhi had already thought about the poem last night, and the Pig Emperor had also thought about it. So, before the sow gave birth, they had already handed in the answers.

Tao Xiaozhi handed over the blank answer sheet.

There is nothing to explain.

Similarly, in the Pig Joke contest, he chose to abstain from ending the fight. For this reason, he also received a warning from 49 judges: if he does not play with all his strength, he will be disqualified!

Whether you agree with Tao Xiaozhi's ideas and practices, the result is the same anyway.

Therefore, the result is that the Wen Pig Dance Pig Emperor wins!

"What kind of sow are you doing?!" the Pig Emperor scolded Tao Xiaozhi, and then whispered in his ear, "You know that I will let you in the game, why did you let me instead?"

Tao Xiaozhi just smiled bitterly.

Actually, that's the strategy they worked out last night.

If this round is just perfunctory, then they must have made the most adequate preparations for the fourth round, because now the total score has come to 2-1, as long as the pig emperor wins one more round, then he will continue his winning streak, while Tao Xiaozhi and others are waiting for their heads to land.

What happens in the next life-and-death battle? We'll see.