562 You seem to be deliberately trying to make me laugh

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Gensokyo is not a large area, even if you count the uninhabitable frontier lands on the periphery, you can travel through it in a day or so by flying continuously. The distance from the pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info Hakurei Shrine to the monster mountain is naturally a rugged adventure, and the demons, monsters, beasts, and ghosts on the way are all obstacles to the future, but there is a big monster spirit dove Irin to open the way, and the journey is naturally smooth sailing, and it is easy to come to the sphere of influence of the monster mountain.

"Welcome to the arrival of the Great Tengu!" "The Great Tengu slowly landed from the blue sky, followed by the Crow Tengu Shooting Pill Wen, and the moment he landed, the Monster Mountain sounded a thunderous welcome.

The tidal wave of cries and the chorus of tengu kappa who had come to greet him startled Qin En, and the ghost step flashed before landing steadily, and it took a while to arrive at the monster mountain, which was even slower than Ming Luo.

After the customary welcome ceremony, the spirit dove Irin dispersed the rest of the onlookers Tengu and Kappa, and this scene became a habitual part of Yokai Mountain, and the demons dispersed in an orderly manner according to their status.

Shooting Pill Wen looked at his words, and said to Ming Luo with a smile: "You just came to Youkai Mountain not long ago, and you are also a guest, I will take you to visit." ”

Anyway, ignoring Ming Luo's complicated and strange complexion, the warrior who pulled the soul of the ruler of the ancient Youkai Mountain of the sojourner wandered around the Youkai Mountain, Qin En couldn't stop laughing, this is probably the weirdest way to revisit the old place, right?

Akira is gone, Shotimaru is gone, and no superfluous characters dare to look around on the big tengu and her most honored guest.

Under the tacit understanding of the demons in the Monster Mountain, an open area was naturally cleared around Qin En and Lingju Irin, and even Shotmaru Wen didn't dare to take the initiative to inquire into the arrangement of peachy news, but left them a lot of free space.

After the divine sense detected that no one was peeping around, the silver-haired girl said gracefully, "Are you satisfied with the order of the Monster Mountain?"

"Uh, haha, it's pretty powerful......" The boring words that popped out of his mouth made Qin En want to slap himself.

The rapid progress of Lingdoe Irin's cultivation has brought about the advantage of gradually becoming stronger in appearance and figure, and the ridiculous geta shoes in the past have disappeared, and the height has unconsciously increased by a few levels, and the change in aura brought by it is also quite amazing. The hidden mystery of her euphemistic and subtle words weakened his IQ, Qin En couldn't say it with bitterness in his heart, although his strength was not weak, but the difference in work (status) made him always unconsciously in a weak position.

Qin En was afraid that the spirit dove Irin would suddenly come over, and then casually made a terrifying scenery and said, "See, this is the country I laid for you." ”

Made, I'm super scared, okay! If he really said these words, Qin En was really confused, and he didn't know what lines to use to deal with it.

Rin didn't know what was confirmed on Qin En's face, and smiled, the change in his breath and body and the light makeup on his face outlined a trace of amazing taste, this great tengu who controlled the monster mountain, probably, also mastered Qin En's mind.

"Come with me, Qin En, let's do what the monster sage explained first. ”

Fortunately, Rin didn't do that, and the silver-haired girl still gave Qin En a lot of face, didn't embarrass him, and started talking about the topic instead.

...... I have to say that Qin En breathed a sigh of relief, but as a human being who is an expert in death, sometimes he will make mistakes, and he suddenly feels empty in his heart, and he suffers from gains and losses.

Qin En sighed and said, "The next step is to follow the plan of the monster sage, [modify] the [time ratio] of Gensokyo, right?"

Without waiting for Spirit Dove Irin to speak, Qin En shrugged his shoulders: "Seriously, I can't do this." ”

"We need your superpowers to reverse our ill-prepared situation. ”】

["How do I do it?"]

["Use your time ability to modify the proportion of time"]

["Make a mental time house or something like that?"]

["No, I want you to modify the time flow of the entire Gensokyo. ”】

When he first heard Yakumo's request, Qin En even mistakenly thought that the monster sage couldn't bear the pressure and began to think cranky.

Tamper with Gensokyo's law of time and modify the ratio of time to allow Gensokyo to maintain an advantage over time in comparison with the outside world, and buy more time to prepare for aggression before the war is coming, and even maintain this advantage during the invasion......

This is one of the plans of the monster sage - Yakumo Zi's words seem to still stay in his ears, although Qin En, who has been stripped of his little secret, is a little panicked, but the main source of his uneasiness is the feeling of lack of confidence and confidence.

He had tried to modify the time ratio, but the space was limited to a narrow, closed area, but it was not easy to change the time ratio of the entire Gensokyo-or, in other words, the current Qin En could not do this at all.

"Really?"

"Of course not, it's even more difficult to tamper with the law of time and make it run normally than time stops, if you make a slight mistake, the whole Gensokyo will become a mess, the time is not yet ripe (the ability cannot be controlled), I dare not bet on it!"

Lingdoe Irin asked tentatively, "Why don't you give it a try?"

"I definitely can't try, I can't even practice in the small dark room, I have to use my superpowers frequently in the normal passage of time to have the possibility of growth, I have to wait for the time. ”

"That'...... How do you judge timing?"

Qin En smiled bitterly and shook his head: "It's definitely not okay for you to ask me to say complex concepts, this thing is actually like a person drinking water, knowing its own warmth and coldness." ”

The experience imparted from Penglai Mountain Kaguya only told Qin En how to feel the progress and how to enhance the process.

Qin En looked down at his weak wrist and said, "If I don't do it well, my body will collapse due to the chaos of time, and this fragile human body can't withstand much change." ”

It's not that the human body really collapses and it's over, Qin En is confident that he will continue to renew his life in the case of the collapse of his body's genes, but he feels tired at the thought of three hundred and sixty-five days a year without stopping the whole process and starting the time reverse current to maintain the immortality of the body.

What's the point of living like that?

["Please, Qin En, your ability will be the key to our victory"]

Qin En knew the limits of his body, Yakumo Zi also knew this, and the monster sage opened his mouth with a very deadly sentence.

Oh my God, I'm working hard to get enough food and a good night's sleep in the future, not to be a martyr!

Isn't it just to eliminate threats, resist foreign humiliation, and fight against invaders in order to live a good life in the future!?

"Rin, is it true that the monster sage said that something you have developed in the monster mountain can increase my time ability?" the man asked worriedly

On the way, Qin En had already asked Lingjiu Irin more than once or twice...... The preparation on the Youkai Mountain that Yakumo Zi mentioned at the meeting was one of the important reasons why Qin En mustered up the courage to come here and take risks.

Props that can amplify time abilities, Qin En is very interested.

Spirit Dove Irin couldn't help but speak again and comforted, "Trust me, we've got things ready. ”

"Really?" and then Qin En replied with a half-convinced.

...... The Great Tengu didn't know how many times he had dispelled Qin En's doubts.

In short, it was boring to continue to stay where he was, and Qin En, who knew that he couldn't escape, simply gave up his excess reserve, and chose to put his hope on the results of Youkai Mountain, and climbed the mountain peak with the spirit dove Irin to find that thing.

Qin En followed the spirit dove Irin to the top of Youkai Mountain, and the area that was once the supreme ruler of Youkai Mountain has long been subverted. The buildings in the room are all wasteland style (mainly practical), and I don't know what the function of the plumbing facilities is spread all over the floor and walls......

Say that science is not scientific, say magic is not magic, and say that the end of the world is not the end of the spicy chicken pairing. The green waters and green mountains of the past memories are gone, like the building of a second-rate American disaster science film standing on the mountain peak, giving people a feeling of unconsciousness but useless, if a black scientist with a high IQ and polite quality comes out of the room, it is very in line with the second-rate science fiction movie structure of American political correctness.

Unfortunately, this is not an American film after all, neither the Chinese nor the Japanese owe anything to the blacks, naturally it will not be overkill like the Yankees, and all the kappas who come and go are the kappa who are responsible for the IQ of the monster mountain.

"Why did this come to be? This image design is too ...... It's ugly. ”

"The planning is Kawashiro Nitori. The silver-haired tengu shirked his responsibilities faintly.

These multi-functional style buildings are not easy to have a good image of Monster Mountain, although when he called Qin En over, he had already prepared to be embarrassed on behalf of the people of Monster Mountain, but after he made an evaluation with a confused face, Linggu Irin also felt the embarrassment from the screen.

It's another hacking planning series, and the aesthetic sense of Hecheng Natori is really hopeless, compared with Hecheng Hatori, Qin En suddenly feels that his bad and vulgar aesthetics may be regarded as an art.

Reluctantly, Rin didn't ignore the big thing and conveyed the order to the other kappa, and Kawashiro walked out wearing round glasses thick enough to cover a third of his face and a face covered in oil.

"How's the equipment going?"

"Very good, everything went very smoothly. ”

Hecheng Hatori took out the cucumber and chewed it very much, and said vaguely: "I only owe the east wind!"

锵~~~――

Thick glasses couldn't hide the glint from the eyes.

Linggu Irin looked at Qin En meaningfully and said, "The east wind you want has come. ”

"Wait, wait, what the hell are you talking about? What kind of equipment? At this point, you should explain it to me!"

"Let me explain. ”

Suddenly, the voice of a slightly unfamiliar fourth woman suddenly sounded, and the moment she spoke, the expressions of everyone present (mainly Rin and Kawashiro Nitori) changed.

The fourth person who spoke out was a woman Qin En felt extremely familiar. Her expression was a little haggard, as if she hadn't slept well for several days, her long brown hair was no longer bright, and her color became dull, neither in terms of clothing nor temperament, she didn't look like the kind of girl who would stay up late, with a slightly tired and gloomy atmosphere because of hard work, her black eyes looked at Qin En quietly, and the strange colors lingered and flickered from her eyes, her spirit was lifted, and her gloomy tiredness was swept away.

"You're finally here, I've been waiting for you for a long time, Qin En. The girl read out Qin En's name in a deliberately low voice.

Qin En looked at this woman who had been in contact with her several times incredulously, and when he saw her, he was inexplicably - a sense of familiarity that he had never felt before came to his heart, and he felt that she was extremely kind, but this haggard appearance made Qin En's chest feel a heart-rending pain, and in an instant, Qin En had an urge to go up and hug her and cry loudly, just like those hard-working sons who left their hometown to work returned to their hometown to see their mother's silver hair growing year by year.

"I remember, you are...... Qin Yu?"

The strange feeling was fleeting, and Qin En's somewhat stubborn personality made it not succumb to the absurd (real) premonition, and pronounced her name as calmly as possible.

Qin En didn't understand why she was here, an outsider with less qualifications than him could easily blend into the monster mountain, Qin En was a little unconvinced.

Spirit Dove Yi Rin pursed her lips, hesitated for a moment and then said, "Qin En, she is actually ......"

“...... I was sent by the Yokai Sage. Qin Yu interrupted Lingjiu Irin and said.

The eyes of the spirit dove Irin flickered, and unconsciously bypassed Qin En and the eyes of Qin Ir standing behind him, and the woman with long brown hair shook her head and conveyed her meaning with her mouth: 'Don't tell him'

Why hide it? Qin Irin is Qin En's mother, this, Lingjiu Irin and Yakumo Zi both know that the unique identity is naturally the reason why Lingjiu Irin respects her, Rin is a monster, but she is not as selfish and domineering as other monsters, she has been loving and taking care of her sweetheart in her own way, learning ethics and morality in human beings, and respecting Qin Que in a way that conforms to her identity. It's not a big deal to say the identity! Although Qin Yu, as a human being, as a mother of a young man in her twenties, is a little young and not human, but with the rapid development of science and technology in the outside world, it is not uncommon for some hot mothers or anything to appear, and appearance will definitely not become an obstacle to the recognition of mother and son between the two!

"Hey, Rin, why haven't you said a word for a long time, do you two have some secret deals?"

Qin En looked at the spirit dove Irin with some surprise, Rin is the leader of the Monster Mountain, and it is really rare to be interrupted by such a topic and still have a calm face.

"Nope. Spirit Dove Irin quickly regained her composure, and lied without blinking her eyes: "She is indeed a technician sent by the Yokai Sage to guide our Yokai Mountain in the planned follow-up. ”

Linggu Yirin finally chose to remain silent, she vaguely sensed that Qin Yu deliberately concealed his identity, as if he was scrupling about something. It seems that it is not only a series of changes after the mother and son recognize each other, but also worries about something deeper...... Say, the enemy.

Rin didn't tell Qin Eun his true identity, Rin respected Qin En's little man's self-esteem at some times, and in the same way, she would respect this 'mother-in-law' who had become so young and beautiful that she felt pressure because of the influence of her superpowers connected by blood

"Oh-?" Qin En looked meaningfully at the spirit dove Irin and Qin Tuo, looking back and forth between the two, and he felt a little strange tacit understanding between the two women

However, Qin En didn't choose to expose it, as for why he didn't expose it, Qin En himself couldn't describe it clearly, he always felt that if he forcibly figured it out, his outlook on life, three views and even sexual orientation would be greatly distorted.

The unspeakable malice gave Qin En a wise prediction - they must have a secret, but there must be an unsavory reason for a secret to be called a secret, and it is best to hide this secret until the time is right.

"It's still very good to mix in Gensokyo, you've been promoted faster than I thought, and you've become a technician, amazing!" Qin En pretended to be rough and didn't know anything.

Admiration is heartfelt, emotion is inevitable, the secrets are put aside, this short period of time can be mixed into the level of ambassadors, Qin Yu's ability is also a cow.

"This Miss Qin is very powerful!" Kawashiro Natsutori, who was dressed as a short-sighted ophthalmic engineering student, gave a thumbs up: it was not him, but a mechanical hand popping out of the big backpack behind her back, giving her a thumbs up.

...... Qin En suddenly had the idea of stripping the river city of Hecheng - and then forcibly opened the rucksack to see what was inside.

Forcibly suppressing his impulse, Qin En pretended to be indifferent and asked, "What did she do?"

After saying that, Qin En regretted it, because Hecheng Natori chattered a lot of complex concepts and knowledge that Qin En couldn't understand, mixed with a lot of wonderful words such as science and non-science, magic and witchcraft, and Qin En was dizzy and tinnitus when he listened.

"It's just a few ideas, in terms of technical accumulation, I haven't done much, and it's these kappa who are really responsible for solving the problem" Compared with Hecheng He's excited personality, Qin Yu's indifferent and calm appearance is more like a humble scientific researcher.

"Don't talk about this kind of detail that I don't understand, show me the actual results!"

Qin Yu's conversation gave Qin En the opportunity to interrupt the great reason of Hecheng Hecheng and stop the topic, and Hecheng Hatori and Qin Yu began to lead the way, taking Qin En and Lingjiu Yirin into the deepest part - a relatively normal room.

...... It's just relatively normal, but in fact, the height and footprint of this thing is the largest, like a palace castle.

In the course of the meeting, Qin En had already learned from Yakumo Zi that something prepared by Youkai Mountain was related to himself, and the action to Youkai Mountain was also related to the plan discussed at the meeting.

The realm demon will definitely not be untargeted.

Rin confidently assured Qin En of the power of [that thing].

Said that that thing could assist Qin En and enhance his control over the power of the time system.

...... Anyway, there was such a thing, and Qin En had to admit that he was a little moved at that moment.

Qin Enhuai entered the room with a heavy focus (and expectation) - through an elevator to the underground, and when the elevators opened again, what appeared in the field of vision was a huge room that was so empty that it was uneasy, in which, there were no high-tech instruments or civilian-style gadgets, and the whole room was clean, with no beds and feet, no tables and chairs and other props. The only conspicuous thing was the thick black greatsword in a state of gravityless floating in the strange instrument in the center of the empty room.

The black greatsword, about twenty-seven feet long and flattened by a tombstone, floats gravityless on one of the most important sci-fi instruments.

"You seem to be making me laugh. Qin En turned his head expressionlessly and said to the three of them.

What the hell is this thing!?