Chapter 5 First Mission
After chatting until midnight, Yan Kunjiu also woke up a lot, and then the sleepiness came up again, I persuaded him to deal with me here to stay [xiǔ] Forget it, he looked at my house like a bird's nest that had been dug up, "Forget it, it's better for me to go home and sleep, it's good to sleep with a big man." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
You said that you have become a god, why is it so ugly to speak, why is it good to say that the two old men sleep together, I didn't stop him, I love it, I went out and shouted at him on the third floor: "Why don't you even have a penny on you?"
He pointed to his head: "Don't you know how to use your head?"
No wonder they all say that the current hooligans are all educated, don't look at his appearance of Wen Zou Zou, the hooligans are more terrible than me, it seems that I will have to make up for books in the future, I have to keep up with the trend, and be a cultured, knowledgeable, learned, and talented four hooligans, ah no, it is the four gods.
The next day, just after dawn, before I got up, someone knocked on the door, I scolded and got up from the bed to open the door, "You don't want to give me a reasonable reason, see if I don't kill you."
I didn't expect a long thin man standing outside the door, in his early twenties, I looked a little familiar, and I couldn't remember for a while, there were two people beside him, one was Si Liang carrying a bag, and the other was an old dog.
Seeing me open the door, the old dog smiled and said to me: "Crazy brother, morning, I brought you someone, how to deal with it yourself, you scared my brother last night, I still have to leave in advance, there is something to call me", after speaking, he stroked and left.
After the old dog left, the little one knelt down, I looked at him and guessed a rough idea, "What's the matter, it's not the New Year yet, kowtow early in the morning, come to the house first, what's the matter with kneeling at the door, I don't know and think I received a godson early in the morning."
Si Liang picked up the little one and pushed it into the house, I went into the bathroom to rinse it, and when the little one came out, he was still kneeling on the ground, and I didn't pay attention to him, this kind of person won't be afraid of you if he doesn't give him some color. I found a cigarette and lit one and sat on the couch, "Tell me, who made you dare to steal my nest."
The little stammered didn't say anything, Si Liang went over and gave him a big mouth, "You are a dead thing, you dare to steal things to your grandfather's house, Bai followed me to mix, how can I teach you", Si Liang's mouth is not light, the corners of the little man's mouth are bloody, but he still doesn't dare to squeak when he kneels there.
After Si Liang told me what happened, the little one is called Er Biao, who was originally Si Liang's newly accepted younger brother, and he is also a partner in his hometown who has played since he was a child, and he came to Si Liang when he had nothing to do, and he followed Si Liang to my house for a few days, and he was familiar with my family, so I said that it looks a little familiar.
After learning that I had an accident, Si Liang decided to leave here and find a decent job in his hometown, Er Biao didn't want to go back to his hometown to do those hard jobs, he was also familiar with my family, and knew that there was no one in the family except me, and occasionally he would only bring a female companion back to relieve his boredom, so he wanted to make some money, and that happened to the scene I saw after I came back.
But they are all people in the circle, you can escape this little thing, the old dog was frightened and immediately called someone to investigate the matter, but I didn't expect to find out about him as soon as I checked it, the old dog is also particular about doing things, since Er Biao was brought by Si Liang, Si Liang is with me, simply do a favor, just call Si Liang to bring Er Biao to me as soon as the morning dawns.
I looked at Er Biao who was kneeling on the ground and was a little funny, to say that this person is bold enough, if he wants to change to a person like this before, his hands are light without interrupting, I spit out the smoke ring and asked, "What are the rules of the club?"
"Steal your brother's belongings and chop your hands, steal your brother's daughter-in-law and chop your hands and feet to cut JJ", Si Liang replied on the side, and walked into the kitchen to find a fruit knife after speaking, that is the guy I used to use when I used to do things, and I bought it for more than 500 yuan, and I made a lot of meritorious contributions with it.
Er Biao was already scared at this time, after all, a child from the countryside, usually eats and drinks with the people in the group, fights and evens things, he also knows how strict the group rules are, and he is not afraid of the punishment of the people in the group, but he is still very afraid of his head.
It's easy to do without anyone to instruct me, it's just that I want to be cheap, I waved my hand, scare and scare, I can really do the people brought by Si Liang, and Si Liang has made a lot of meritorious contributions with me, as the saying goes, don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha.
"You Jia Ye and I are in a good mood today, for the sake of Liang's face, let you go this time, send the things back and go back to your hometown, don't let me see you again in this city, otherwise I won't be so easy to talk to."
The little one was still kneeling there in a daze, probably a little scared and stupid, Si Liang kicked him again on the side, "Thank you Jia Ye yet", the little one reacted and kowtowed repeatedly, "Thank you Jia Ye, thank you Jia Ye."
Si Liang kicked him twice more and scolded: "Get out, don't mention me when you go back, save me embarrassment", the little one nodded and thanked him and got up and left the house. Si Liang put the backpack in front of me, "Thank you, crazy brother, thank you for Erbiao, everything is here, except for a little cash, I will make up for you for him."
"It's all brothers, what's polite, I'll give you a long note*** People should be careful, you don't need to make up for the less money, that little money brother can still afford to lose."
I sorted out the things in the backpack, bank cards, chain jewelry, etc., and the cash was less than half, but I didn't expect the little man to toss out tens of thousands of dollars in just one day.
I asked Si Liang to stay for a while, got up and went to take a shower and wash up, I just finished rinsing and turned around, there was a person sitting on the toilet in the bathroom, still dressed in Arab white clothes, long pink and tender, from hair to beard, shoes were white, which scared me a lot, and I almost didn't shout.
"Damn, you old god, you have this hobby in addition to watching people die, what is there to look good about the big man with a bare ass", I asked him while quickly wiping my body, it was really uncomfortable to be looked at like this by an old man in a shower.
I didn't expect him to sit there so calmly like a little widow beckoning a man into the door, "I'm here to remind you that there is a new guest to pick up today, don't be snatched away, you think I'm willing to look at your dirty ass, what's so good-looking", and deliberately glanced at it again.
I suspect that this old god stick has a serious sexual orientation problem, and I don't know if I don't let these god sticks marry and find a partner or something in the heavenly realm, if not, they will have to suffocate to death.
I hurriedly wrapped up the bath towel, "Why do the gods also do the work of pimping? What kind of guests still have to pick up, and there are also big night ladies in the god realm to grab customers?"
He scolded me seriously: "You calf, can you be serious, let me tell you, this is your first customer, whether you can turn positive as soon as possible depends on the performance of this time", and at the end of speaking, he said to himself: "Alas, mom, I'm used to staying in Nagada in your east and northeast, and I am floating when I speak."
I was happy when I heard it, and I just wanted to scold him again, but when I looked up, the person was gone, this is really like a ghost, just let's go, "You haven't told me where the person is? Where am I going to pick it up?".
A sentence came from the air: "There is a hint in your internship manual, oh my god, I have to go back quickly, or I won't be able to catch the plane......", and then the voice became quieter and disappeared.
I was pondering what he said, when the bathroom door was suddenly pushed open, and Si Liang poked his head into it and asked me, "Crazy brother, what's wrong? What are you shouting, who is there?"
I threw the towel over the bath towel I had just wrapped: "You all graduated from the same school, and you all like to drill into the bathroom without making a sound."
Quickly put it on, I took out the little internship booklet from my pocket, this thing is really not afraid of losing it, no matter what clothes you change, as long as you stretch out your hand and pocket, you will be able to touch it.
On one of the pages in the middle of the booklet are several small gold characters: "Time: 08:15; Location: TJ Building, Xicheng District; Gender: Male; Cause of Death: Suicide".
As soon as I looked at my watch, it was half past seven, and I loaded something haphazardly and walked out, Si Liang asked me in the back a little inexplicably: "Crazy brother, what are the arrangements for today? Where is this going?"
"Rob people, it's too late, it's gone, you are busy with your going, I'll look for you when you're done."
"Crazy brother, let's not do the work of abducting and selling women from good families, this mother said that this job is lacking in morality, and it will be impossible to give birth to a son", Si Liang shouted in the back.