Although the South China Sea crocodile god Yue Laosan looks like a fierce god, he is actually an outstanding prophet. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Li Shuchong likes the role of the crocodile god of the South China Sea very much. Although from the moment he appears, all his words and deeds seem extremely funny, and people often can't help but think of him as a villain, an idiot, and a stupid. However, the crazy and stupid things he often utters are often proven to be true, in one sentence. He is like the child who first said "But he didn't wear any clothes" in "The Emperor's New Clothes", not only has a superior vision, but more importantly, his character is simple and innocent, and he has no scheming, so he has become the greatest prophet in "Dragon Babu".

But at this moment, the South China Sea Crocodile God was furious, and he wanted to avenge his dead apprentice Sun Sanba.

Duan Yu hurriedly said, "Second Master Yue, you said that you wouldn't hurt her life. Besides, your apprentice can't learn a hundred percent of your martial arts, but it's better to die, so as not to live in the world and teach you to lose face. The South China Sea Crocodile God nodded and said, "This is also reasonable. Yue Lao'er's face must not be lost. Asked Mu Wanqing: "Did I see your face?" Mu Wanqing gritted his teeth and said, "No!" The South China Sea Crocodile God said: "Okay! Sanba, this kid is dead, let me take a look at your appearance." See if you're an ugly monster or a fairy-like beauty. ”

Mu Wanqing's surprise was really extraordinary, she had made a poisonous oath before her master, if the South China Sea Crocodile God reached out to force the curtain to unveil it, she would naturally not be able to kill him, could she marry this person?

The South China Sea Crocodile God sneered: "I am a great villain who is too evil to be evil, and the more evil I do, the better." There is only one rule in Lao Tzu's life, that is, not to kill people who are powerless to fight back. In addition, it is to do everything, to do all evil. You obediently remove the curtain by yourself, and you don't have to trouble Lao Tzu to do it. Mu Wanqing said in a trembling voice: "Do you really have to see it?" The South China Sea crocodile god said angrily: "If you instigate Luo Li Luo, not only will you get rid of your face, but even your whole body will be stripped of your mother's fine clothes." Lao Tzu doesn't break your neck, but he breaks your two hands and two feet, is this always okay?"

Mu Wan said in her heart: "I can't kill him, but I can only kill myself." He gave Duan Yu a look and told him to escape quickly. Duan Yu shook his head, only to see the South China Sea crocodile Shengang's hair trembling, "hey", stretched out his five fingers like chicken claws, and went to grab her face.

Mu Wanqing lifted his sleeves and flipped the machine, poof, and three short arrows shot out like lightning, and shot into the lower abdomen of the South China Sea Crocodile God in one volley. Unexpectedly, following the three pats, the three arrows fell to the ground, as if he was wearing some kind of protective leather armor under his clothes. Mu Wanqing's body trembled, and three poisonous arrows shot out, two of which ran towards his chest, and the third shot straight at the door. The two poisoned arrows that shot at his chest were still hard and fell to the ground. The third arrow was about to reach the front door, and the South China Sea crocodile god stretched out his middle finger and flicked it lightly on the shaft of the arrow, and the arrow flew away without a trace.

Mu Wanqing took out the long sword and wiped it from his neck, but after he was seriously injured, he didn't shoot quickly, the South China Sea Crocodile God snatched it and threw it on the ground, hehe sneered twice, and said: "My rule, just don't kill people who can't fight back, you shoot me six arrows, that's to me first." I'm going to look at your face before I take your life. You did it yourself, so it's no wonder I broke the rules. ”

Duan Yu hurriedly shouted, "No!" The South China Sea Crocodile God turned his head and said, "What?" Duan Yu said: "You are a hero, you can't bully a seriously injured woman." The South China Sea crocodile god said: "Didn't you see that she shot six poisonous arrows at me in a row? It was a seriously injured woman bullying a hero, not a heroic man bullying a seriously injured woman." ”

Duan Yu had an idea and said loudly: "This is still not right. Li Shuchong was secretly amused, it seems that Duan Yu is about to start digging a pit, this is his best sophistry, he can take a good look at it, and it is best to use the "power of character" to absorb this advantage.

The South China Sea Crocodile God said angrily: "Why is it still wrong? Fart!" Duan Yu said: "Your rule is the eight words 'don't kill people who are powerless to fight back', isn't it?" The South China Sea Crocodile God opened his eyes and said, "Not bad!" Duan Yu said: "Can these eight words be changed?" The South China Sea Crocodile God said angrily: "Lao Tzu's rules are set, and naturally they can't be changed." Duan Yu said: "Can't change a word?" The South China Sea crocodile said: "You can't change half a word." Duan Yu said: "If it changes, what is it?" The South China Sea Crocodile God said angrily: "That's the turtle's son Wang Bastard!" Li Shuchong admired the short sophistry very much, and while talking and laughing, a bottomless and dark pit had been dug, just waiting for the South China Sea Crocodile God to jump down.

Duan Yu said: "Very good, very good! You didn't hit the wooden girl, but the wooden girl shot you with arrows, this is not 'fighting back', this is called 'striking first to be strong'." If you hit her, she will be seriously injured, and she will never be able to fight back. Therefore, she is a powerful sneak attack, and she is powerless to fight back. If you kill her, then you have changed your rules, and if you have changed your rules, you will be a turtle son bastard. He read the Confucian scriptures and Buddhist scriptures when he was a child, and he was very good at distinguishing and analyzing the few differences in the meaning of the text, what "is not for it, not for it", what "white horses are not horses, solid stones are not stones", and what "there is no sex, very non-broken", and he studied it clearly.

The South China Sea Crocodile God roared wildly, grabbed his arms, and shouted, "You dare to call me a turtle son bastard!"

Duan Yu said: "If you change the rules, you will be a bastard of the turtle's son." If the rules don't change, he won't be a son of a turtle. Whether you like to be a turtle son and a bastard, it all depends on whether you change the rules. ”

Mu Wanqing saw that his life and death were on the line, and in such a dangerous situation, he was still scolding the "turtle son bastard", thinking that the South China Sea crocodile god must be crazy and broke his neck, and his heart was sad for a while, tears came out of his eyes, and he turned his head, and couldn't bear to look at it again.

Unexpectedly, the crocodile god of the South China Sea froze when he gave him these words, thinking that if I broke his neck, I would kill a person who was powerless to fight back, wouldn't I become a bastard of the turtle's son? A pair of small eyes glared at him, and his left hand gradually strengthened. Duan Yu's arm bones rattled, almost broken, and almost fainted in pain, and said loudly: "I can't fight back, you kill me quickly!" The South China Sea crocodile god said: "I don't fall for you, you want to call me a turtle son bastard, don't you?" Duan Yu only fell so that his eyes were dark, and it seemed that all his internal organs were shattered.

The South China Sea crocodile god muttered, "I'm not fooled! I won't kill you two little ghosts." Seeing this, a children's song suddenly sounded in Li Shuchong's mind:

I can't go up,

I won't fall for you.

There is nothing to talk about between us,

I can't go up,

I won't fall for you.

I suspect you are the legendary Big Bad Wolf......

Before the song was over, I saw that the South China Sea Crocodile God stretched out his hand, grabbed the green satin cloak on Mu Wanqing's body, hissed, and pulled it down. Mu Wanqing exclaimed in surprise and shrank back. The crocodile god of the South China Sea raised his hand and waved it, and the cloak flew up, floating in the wind, like a huge lotus leaf, floating out of the cliff, falling on the Lancang River, and flying downstream. The South China Sea crocodile god smiled and said, "If you don't take off the curtain, Lao Tzu will strip your clothes again!"

Mu Wanqing beckoned to Duan Yu and said, "You come here." Duan Yu limped up to her and shook his head sadly. Mu Wanqing turned her head to him, her back to the South China Sea Crocodile God, and whispered, "You are the first man in the world to see my face!"

Duan Yudeng's whole body was shocked, what he saw in front of him, like a crescent moon and clear light, like flowers and trees piling up snow, a face is beautiful and vulgar, but it is too pale, there is no blood, I think it is because she has covered her face for a long time, two thin lips, and the blood is also very light, Duan Yu feels that she is pitiful, delicate and tactful, where is a female devil who kills people without blinking?

Mu Wanqing put down the curtain and said to the South China Sea crocodile god: "If you want to see my face, you have to ask my husband first." ”

The South China Sea crocodile said magically: "Are you married, who is your husband?"

Mu Wanqing pointed at Duan Yu and said, "I once made a poisonous oath that if any man sees my face, if I don't kill him, I will marry him." This man has seen my face, and I do not want to kill him, but I have to marry him. ”

Duan Yu was taken aback and said, "This ...... This ......"

The South China Sea crocodile god was stunned and turned his head. Duan Yu saw that his pair of small eyes like broad beans looked at him from top to bottom and from bottom to top, only to make his heart furious, and his back was cold, but he was afraid that under his rage, he would pounce on him and twist his neck.

Suddenly, he heard the praise of the South China Sea crocodile god "tsk" a few times, his face was happy, and he said: "Wonderful, wonderful! Turn around quickly!" Duan Yu didn't dare to disobey and turned around. The crocodile god of the South China Sea said again: "Wonderful, wonderful! You are very similar to me, you are very similar to me!"

No matter what he said, it was not as surprising as the four words "you are very similar to me", and both of them thought: "These words are inexplicable, you are strong in martial arts, and your appearance is ugly, what is like you? How did they know that this was the "debut" of the great prophet South China Sea Crocodile God was about to start.

I saw the South China Sea Crocodile God jump, jumped to Duan Yu's side, touched the back of his head, pinched his hands and feet, and squeezed him hard a few times in his waist and eyes, grinned openly, laughed, and said, "You are really like me, really like me!" grabbed his arm and said, "Come with me!" Duan Yu was at a loss for the slightest bit and asked, "Where did you tell me to go?" The South China Sea Crocodile God said: "Follow me." Quickly prostrate, and I beg you to take you as a disciple. As soon as you ask, I will immediately answer. ”

This time it was really unexpected by Duan Yu, and he snorted: "This ...... This ......"

The South China Sea crocodile god danced with his hands, as if he had picked up the most precious treasure in the world, and said: "You have long hands and long feet, a convex skull, a soft waist, smart and smart, not very old, and a man, you are really a martial arts wonder." Look, isn't the back of my skull just like you?" he said, turning around. Duan Yu touched the back of his head, and felt that the back of his skull seemed to be similar to him, but he didn't expect him to say "You are very similar to me", but the two of them had the same skull.

In the eyes of the South China Sea Crocodile God, it seems that this skull is extremely important to the talent of martial arts students, and it is not something that ordinary people can see, even if his martial arts are world-renowned. This is like in the technique of looking at the physiognomy, there is an extremely clever technique of touching the bones, and ordinary physiognomy masters can't learn it at all.

The South China Sea Crocodile God turned around with a smile and said, "Our South China Sea faction has always had a rule, each generation is a single transmission, and only one apprentice can be accepted. My dead apprentice 'Little Evil God' Sun Sanba, the back of his skull is far from being as good as yours, he can't learn me a thing, he died well, and he is completely clean, lest I kill him with my own hands, so as to accept you as an apprentice. ”

This is the first performance of the "great prophet" South China Sea Crocodile God, which proved to be extremely visionary, and Duan Yu eventually became one of the top masters. His simple sentence "blue is better than blue" has successfully interpreted Duan Yu's martial arts talent. It's a pity that Duan Yu has invested most of his energy in picking up girls, otherwise his future in martial arts is really limitless. Li Shuchong decided to persuade him to change his mind at the right time and in an appropriate way.

Duan Yu himself was kept in the dark, and he couldn't help but shudder, thinking that this South China Sea crocodile god was so cruel and vicious, he only saw someone with good qualifications, so he wanted to kill his apprentice in order to change his disciple, not to mention that he didn't want to learn martial arts, even if he wanted to learn martial arts, he would never want to worship such people as teachers. But if he refuses, a catastrophe will come, just when there is nothing to be done, the crocodile god of the South China Sea suddenly shouted: "What are you doing sneakily?

I saw more than a dozen people coming out of the bushes, and Granny Rui, Granny Ping, and the sword man were all among them. It turned out that as soon as the South China Sea crocodile god reached the top of the cliff, Duan Yu could no longer throw stones to block the enemy, so this cadre took the opportunity to climb up.

These people crouched in the bushes, and although they were all holding their breath, they could escape the ears of the crocodile god of the South China Sea? He was so happy that he didn't lose his temper for a while, and he glanced at Granny Rui with a smile, and shouted, "What are you doing here?" Are you here to congratulate my old man on taking in a good apprentice?"

Granny Rui pointed at Mu Wanqing and said, "We are here to arrest this little slut and avenge our partners." ”

The South China Sea crocodile god said angrily: "This little girl is my apprentice's wife, who dares to take her? fuck, get out of here!"

Everyone looked at each other and was surprised.

Duan Yu said boldly: "I can't worship you as a teacher. I've already had a Master. ”

The South China Sea Crocodile God was furious and shouted, "Who is your master?

Duan Yu said: "My master's kung fu, I don't think you can do it at all." Do you understand the 'hexagrams' and 'dictionaries' in "Zhou Yi"? The South China Sea crocodile god scratched his scalp, what "hexagram", "diction", what "Mingyi", "Weiji", really I haven't even heard of it, but I don't know what magical martial arts are.

Duan Yu saw that he was embarrassed, and said, "It seems that you can't do these advanced skills." Therefore, the kindness of the old hero, I only have the heart, next time I will invite the master to compete with you, and see who has the greatest ability. If you overcome my master, it will not be too late for me to worship you as my teacher. ”

The South China Sea Crocodile God said angrily: "Who is your master? I'm still afraid that he won't succeed? When will I compete?"

Duan Yu was originally a temporary delaying strategy, but he didn't expect that he would really contract a competition, and when he was hesitating, he suddenly heard a sharp and long iron whistle in the distance, crossing several mountain peaks, breaking through the sky. The whistle was so long that the breath in the chest of the whistleblower seemed to be endless, and it would never need to be breathed. When everyone on the cliff first heard it, they only felt that the whistle was terrible and piercing people's ears, but the more they listened, the more surprised they became, and they were stunned.

The South China Sea Crocodile God patted the back of his head and shouted, "The boss is calling me, I don't have time to talk to you more." When is your master going to compete with me? Where is it? Say it quickly, say it quickly!"

Duan Yu said hesitantly: "This ...... It's not convenient for me to book any appointments on my Master's behalf. As soon as you leave, these people will kill us both, how can I ...... How can you tell my master?" he said, gesturing to Granny Rui and the others.

The South China Sea crocodile god did not look back, his left hand was stretched out, he had grabbed the chest of the sword man, turned to the left, and the five fingers of his right hand grabbed his skull, turned right with his left hand, turned left with his right hand, crossed his hands and twisted, and with a click, the man's neck was broken.

The man's face was facing the vest, his head was limp down, and he had drawn half of his sword in his right hand, and he was very fast, but before the sword was unsheathed, he was dead.

This man had fought with Mu Wanqing before, and his body was agile, and he once swung his sword to shoot down her poisoned arrows at close range, but under the twist of the South China Sea crocodile god, there was no room for exertion, and everyone in the audience was frightened. The South China Sea Crocodile God shook his hand casually and threw his body aside. The three big men under Granny Rui roared in unison and pounced. The crocodile god of the South China Sea kicked three times with his right foot. The three men flew high and fell into the valley. The miserable screams came up from the valley, the mountains echoed, and Duan Yu could only hear the cold hairs on his body. Granny Rui and the others were all frightened and retreated. The crocodile god of the South China Sea smiled: "There was a click, and the neck was broken, fun, fun." It's not enough for Lao Tzu to twist one neck, but also to twist the second. Whoever escaped slowly, Lao Tzu broke his neck. ”

Granny Rui, Granny Ping, and others were so frightened that they ran to the edge of the cliff and climbed down one after another.

The South China Sea Crocodile God laughed and said to Duan Yu: "Does your master have this ability? You worship me as a teacher, and I will teach you this skill immediately." Your wife's martial arts skills are good, if she doesn't listen to you, you will snap and break her neck......"

Suddenly, the iron whistle sounded again, this time it was a short, but continuous sound. The crocodile god of the South China Sea shouted, "Come on, come on! Your grandmother's is so tight." Xiang Duan Yu said: "You wait here obediently, don't go away." He hurried out and jumped off the cliff.

Duan Yu was surprised and delighted: "Isn't he dead when he jumps down?" When he ran to the edge of the cliff to look, he saw that he was jumping straight down the cliff, and when he fell a few feet, he stretched out his hand and pressed on the edge of the cliff, his body jumped up, and he fell a few feet, and after a while, he had disappeared in the white clouds at the mouth of the valley.

Duan Yu stuck out his tongue, returned to Mu Wanqing's side, and said with a smile: "Fortunately, the girl has the wit to deceive this great wicked person." Mu Wanqing said: "What deceived you?" Duan Yu said: "This ...... The girl said, "The first man who sees your face, you will have to ...... and ......"

Mu Wanqing said: "Who lied to people? I have made a poisonous oath, how can it not be counted? From now on, you will be my husband." But I will not allow you to worship this wicked man as a teacher, and learn his skills to twist my neck. ”

Duan Yu was stunned for a moment and said, "This is a deception to that wicked person in a crisis, how can I be a ......girl? Girl's ...... That husband?" Mu Wanqing leaned on the rock wall, stood up tremblingly, and said, "What? Don't you want me? You dislike me, don't you?"

Duan Yu saw that she was extremely angry, and hurriedly said: "The girl's body is important, how to take it to heart at this time?" Mu Wanqing took a step forward, slapped him, and slapped him hard, but his legs were weak, he couldn't stand, and he fell into his arms. Duan Yu hurriedly stretched out his hand and hugged it.

Mu Wanqing hugged him, remembering that he was her husband, she couldn't help but feel hot all over, her anger disappeared, and she said, "Let go of me." ”

Duan Yu helped Mu Wanqing sit down, letting her still lean against the rock wall, thinking:

"She is already perverse and eccentric, and after being seriously injured, I am afraid that it will be even more nonsense. Now I can only follow her, and I will say whatever she says. Doesn't this 'sleepy' hexagram say 'whether you have words or don't believe them'? Since you are 'trapped,' you have no choice but to 'believe what you say.'"

Otherwise, if I am both the apprentice of the great wicked man and the husband of this wicked girl, won't my Duan Yu also become a little wicked?" Thinking of this, he couldn't help but be secretly amused, so he comforted softly: "Don't be angry, I'll find something to eat." ”

Mu Wanqing said: "This high cliff is bare, what is there to eat? Fortunately, those people were scared away." Wait for me to rest, gather enough strength, and carry you down the mountain. Duan Yu shook his hand again and again and said, "This ...... This one...... This is absolutely impossible, you can't walk, how can you still carry me?"

Mu Wanqing said: "You'd rather take your own life than bear me." Lang Jun, although I, Mu Wanqing, am a woman who kills people without blinking, she is also willing to give up her life for her husband. These words are very resolute.

Duan Yu said: "Thank you, you can recuperate." You don't want to wear the curtain anymore, okay?" Mu Wanqing said: "If you tell me not to wear it, I won't wear it." As he spoke, he pulled down the veil.

Duan Yu was stunned again when he saw her beautiful face, and suddenly, there was a sharp pain in his abdomen, and he couldn't help but cry out "Ahh The pain was like a knife wringing in his abdomen, cutting his intestines inch by inch. Duan Yu pressed his stomach with both hands, and the beads of sweat on his forehead oozed out like soybeans.

Mu Wanqing was shocked: "You...... What's wrong with you?" Duan Yu groaned, "This ...... This is a disembowel...... Broken intestines and scattered ......" Mu Wanqing said: "Ah, haven't you taken the antidote?"

Duan Yu said: "I have served. Mu Wanqing said: "I'm afraid that the portion is not enough." He took out the porcelain bottle from his arms and poured some antidote for him to take, but seeing that he was still dying in pain, he pulled him to sit beside him and comforted: "Are you better now?" Duan Yu only looked dark in pain, and moaned: "It hurts more and more...... The more it hurts. I'm afraid this antidote is fake...... Fake. ”

Mu Wanqing said angrily: "This Sikong Xuan makes fake medicine harm people, and we will go and kill the Shennong Gang later." Duan Yu said: "Let's ...... We also gave him the ...... Also counterfeit medicines. Sikong Xuan repaid his grievances directly, but he ...... I can't blame him. ”

Mu Wanqing said angrily: "Why blame him? If we don't care about giving him fake medicine, how can he give us fake medicine?" wiped his sweat with his sleeve, and when he saw his pale face, he couldn't help but feel sad for a while, shed tears, and whimpered: "You...... You can't just die!" leaned over his right cheek and pressed it against his left cheek, and said in a trembling voice, "Lang...... Lang Jun, don't die!"