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They were astonished because there was no one behind them, no one in all directions!

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Who are you?"

"It doesn't matter who I am"

"What's important?"

"Did you ever play hide and seek as a kid?"

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The man laughed and said, "Then why can't you find me?"

It turned out that the man was a thin hunchbacked old man with snow-white hair, beard, and eyebrows, dressed in a white robe, and the halo on his head was so dazzling that even under this light, his own eyes could not be opened, and narrowed into a line. He stood in a peculiar way: one foot stood straight, as if it had no knee joints, and the other foot seemed to be born without bones, wrapped around a cane like a snake, and the crutch was also bent like a delicate dragon carving cane!

Such a strange old man is not an ordinary person at first glance: he is either a madman or a saint!

Amu smiled: "Stinky old Taoist, why don't you go home to sleep so late, why do you come to this tower to blow the northwest wind?"

"How do you know I'm an old Taoist priest?" he said with a smile as he took out a wine gourd from his waist and drank it with a grunt.

The iron bucket said: "It doesn't look like it: I heard that the monks don't drink?"

The old man smiled: "Don't the monks drink and don't pick up girls?"

Iron Bucket said: "In principle, it is"

"That's just ordinary people's knowledge," the old man smiled, "I'm not an ordinary person at first glance~"

Amu smiled: "It makes sense, the monks don't pay attention to principles"

The old man said with a smile: "The monk said well: the wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the bird Buddha stays in his heart." ”

Amu sneered: "Those who cheat, there must be a lot of shields in front, and there must be a lot of back roads behind."

The old man was not angry but laughed and said: "Well said, the hot-blooded young man is really in one sentence, I like it!"

He stroked his beard and continued, "But I still have to tell the Half-Immortal Queen about your 'angry youth' thoughts."

A few murderous flashes flashed in the iron bucket's eyes, and he said coldly: "Do you know who we are?"

The old man scratched the few white hairs on his head and said with a smile: "I have bad ears, but unfortunately I happened to hear about it a few days ago."

The iron bucket said: "Aren't you afraid that we will kill you?"

The old man still had a smile on his face: "I'm not afraid, what I'm most afraid of is not having alcohol~"

Amu patted the iron bucket head and smiled: "Interesting, you seem to have similar weaknesses as him~"

Tao Xiaozhi said coldly: "The most important thing is that you can't kill him if you kill him."

The iron bucket was puzzled: "Why?"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Because only he can kill us, and we can kill him without us!"

The iron bucket said: "But he's just an ordinary drunkard old man!"

Amu looked at the old man and said, "He looks like he may be the night watchman of this tower." "Aren't the night watchmen of the tower all monks, and old men who love to drink?

Tao Xiaozhi said: "If it is an ordinary old man, how can he fly to the top of the tower unknowingly and we still don't notice it at all?"

The old man smiled: "Your insight is not bad, young man~"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "I am not deaf or blind, although your light skills are like the wind, and you don't even leave the slightest sound of footsteps, but the stone lamp casts your shadow down." ”

The old man stroked his beard and smiled, "I see. ”

The iron bucket said, "Do you want to catch us and send us to the queen?"

The old man said, "You are already under the control of the queen, so why should I send you there?"

"Then what do you mean by what you just said? it won't just scare us, will it?"

The old man smirked, "Isn't it okay?" and laughed as he spoke.

The iron bucket sighed and said, "It seems that the old man who is bored and drunk can do anything. ”

"The most important thing is not this," the old man laughed, "the important thing is that I want to give you some advice."

Amu sneered: "Relying on the old and selling the old, isn't this the trick that you so-called seniors and elders are used to dealing with young people like us?"

The old man smiled even more happily: "It makes sense, in fact, I thought the same way when I was young, but I thought it was useful when I was old." ”

Amu said: "That's just because you've become like them"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Senior, say whatever you want." ”

The old man said, "I just want to say: you can't sleep here." ”

Amu said: "Are you really the night watchman here?"

The iron bucket said: "It turned out that it was just to drive us away." ”

The old man said, "I just want to say that even if you get the topographic map of the Half-Immortal Island, it will be useless."

The iron bucket exclaimed, "So you know what we're here for. ”

The old man said, "My ears are not good, but it doesn't mean I'm deaf." ”

Tao Xiaozhi said: "How do you know it's useless?"

The old man said, "Because the Half-Immortal Queen will never kill you." ”

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Why?"

The old man smiled: "No why, I just know!"

Tao Xiaozhi stared at him and said, "Who are you?"

The old man said, "I said, it doesn't matter who I am: the crazy old man, the cheating monk, the old man who drinks, the lonely night watchman, it doesn't matter. ”

Tao Xiaozhi sneered: "But you seem to know a lot. ”

The old man said: "When people are old, their brains may turn slowly, but wisdom is precipitating. ”

Amu sneered: "If you are not careful, you may fall into the abyss of 'Alzheimer's"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Since we are talking so speculatively, why don't we sit down and talk while drinking!"

The old man clapped his hands and said, "I love to hear this, I'll give you a cup!"

"Is this the so-called 'cup'?" they looked at the so-called "cup" in amazement, and opened their mouths as much as the sky, it was three stinky boots, and there were rats and cockroaches coming out of them!

The iron bucket said: "This is simply a great 'tragedy'!"

The old man lifted his boots and poured wine into them: "Yes, although this cup is a little broken, it can definitely still hold wine, and it is accompanied by a very fragrant taste~"

Amu leaned to Tao Xiaozhi's ear and said, "This old guy is obviously a madman, I really suspect that his gourd is not filled with wine but horse urine!" Just now they thought that this old man was still a little normal, but now this view has changed drastically.

"Come, come, I'll toast you!" said the old man, who gulped down the gourd, and glared at them, motioning for them to take up their glasses, but the latter all looked at the stars in the sky, as if they had not heard.

"It's really an impolite offspring, you dare not drink the wine I toast," he said, and he put all the "cups" in their hands.

The wine was obviously wine, and it was fragrant, but in such a unique cup, it was obviously impossible for them to face it, and they almost vomited out the smell, and they would rather smell horse urine than smell it!

Amu said: "Hey, old man, why don't I change the cup with you?"

"No, no!" the old man laughed, and put the gourd in his arms, "I don't like to use a cup when I drink, this gourd is my bride, I have to kiss her a few times a day, I can sleep. Of course you can't kiss my bride!"

The iron bucket was pressed against Tao Xiaozhi's ear and said: "He persuaded us to leave, it turned out that there was a reason, and now he doesn't drive us away, and we don't dare to stay here for a while!"

Amu sighed and said, "I will definitely have a shadow when I drink in the future." ”

Tao Xiaozhi said to the old man: "We still have some things, seniors, you drink slowly, and the juniors will leave first."

"You can't go!" the old man grabbed Tao Xiaozhi's shirt and glared angrily, as if someone else owed him a debt.

Tao Xiaozhi said indifferently: "Why?"

The old man said: "Because you owe me a glass of wine, because you are Tao Xiaozhi!"

"What did you say?" Tao Xiaozhi exclaimed.

"Because you owe me a glass of wine!"

"I mean the next sentence!"

"Because you're Tao Xiaozhi!"

How could a crazy old man know Tao Xiaozhi's name? Could he have seen Tao Xiaozhi? Who is this man? Is he a god or a madman? Is he really crazy or stupid? What does he want to do?

Tao Xiaozhi felt that it was necessary to figure these things out before he could go back.