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"Yes, lovely cousin! The most handsome cousin will always listen to you like a kitten!"

The fire star flickered as fast as lightning, but by the time he had finished the bad analogy, the child had already run out of the door, and by the time he went after him, the child was gone.

"It's strange, how can a child run so fast and disappear when he turns a corner!"

When Huoxing speaks of the corner, he refers to the corner between the hallway and the living room. Huoxing touched the wooden rattan hoop on his head and wandered around the living room, unable to think of how a little child had suddenly evaporated, just like he couldn't understand why he had suddenly appeared just now!

Tao Xiaozhi and Silly Xingxing (of course, there is also Xiao Guagua, it always stands on her shoulders), and they also drove out of the living room.

"Where did he go?" Tao Xiaozhi said, "You won't be able to run away from a child, right?"

Huoxing said: "Although he is a child, he is a strange child! Strange children always like to take unusual paths, and the ghost knows which pit he fell into!"

They didn't say so much, and hurried around to find the child.

The hall was empty, there were no furnishings, only three large wooden pillars that were an eyesore, these large wooden pillars had been said before, and they will not be described here, but only one word would be said: strange!

Strange, because the strange is particularly eye-catching, the more obstructive people are, the more they want to see it! Tao Xiaozhi looked at these big wooden pillars blankly. Could it be that the child was hiding behind the pillars? No, they had searched and found no place where he was hiding.

Tao Xiaozhi touched his chin and thought about it, but he still couldn't figure it out.

Silly Star and Firestar couldn't find the weird kid in the other rooms, so they ran back into the hall.

"It's so damnful!" said Huoxing angrily as he slammed the pillar, "He actually let him run away!"

Huoxing's fist hit the big wooden pillar, and the wooden pillar made a crisp "bangbang" sound, just like a wooden fish!

Tao Xiaozhi exclaimed: "You are fighting a few times to see!"

"Do you think I won't dare to fight?!" said Huoxing angrily, "I'll break it for you!"

"Bangbang Bang ......" sounded even more violently.

Tao Xiaozhi touched his chin and said thoughtfully: "It turns out that this wooden pillar is empty......"

"Nonsense!" said Vulner, angrily, "such a big wooden pillar, of course, hollow, you think it would be easy to find such a big tree......

"Look what this is!" exclaimed Silly Star.

On another wooden pillar, two or three feet above the ground, there was a square seal, which was pasted on the wooden pillar for no apparent reason!

This seal seems to be exactly the same as the one around the neck of the weird child!

"How is this seal glued to the wooden pillar? It's strange!" said Silly Star, "Could it be that it is glued with special glue?"

Tao Xiaozhi looked at the three seal characters on the seal, although the words were reversed, he seemed to have seen what the words were.

Tao Xiaozhi looked at the wooden pillar carefully, and found that there was a square wooden crack about three feet long and three feet wide on the wooden pillar, and this seal was pressed on a wooden seam.

Tao Xiaozhi touched his chin, smiled, and suddenly shouted: "Don't be good, you come out for me quickly! I have found out where you are hiding?!"

Silly Xingxing said: "Brother Xiaozhi, who are you talking to?"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "I'll talk to wood!"

"Is your brain water?!" Vulcan said angrily, "Will the wood understand?"

Silly Star said, "Yes, will the wood talk to you?"

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if the wood doesn't understand my words, just understand it!"

"I really don't know what kind of medicine you sell in your gourd!" said Silly Xingxing.

I don't know if I don't listen to it, but no one answered Tao Xiaozhi's words, which is for sure.

Tao Xiaozhi shouted at the wooden pillar: "Don't be well-behaved, why aren't you well-behaved at all? If you don't come out again, I'm going to use a trick!"

No one paid any attention to him.

Tao Xiaozhi raised the fly swatter and knocked on the pillar with "popping", the sound was powerful enough, as if it hit a person's teeth, and the nerves of the whole body trembled, like Xuan playing the pipa. So, the stupid star quickly covered his ears!

"My little girl, you are very hearty!

Sure enough, the child's voice came from inside the wooden pillar, but this voice sounded different in the pillar.

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Come out quickly, I promise not to spank you, nor to rob your 'candy' to eat, I just want to ask you a few questions." ”

My grandfather said that a child who listens to others casually is not a good child!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "So, did your grandfather name you 'not good'? Interesting, interesting!"

"He won't listen to you, whoever says he should be a fart!"

A man's voice came from the corner at the end of the hallway, and a shadow was pressed to the ground, but no one was visible.

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "I know, children nowadays are very rebellious, and I was like this when I was a child!

The person at the corner of the corridor couldn't stop laughing and said, "Today's children are also very good at deceiving people! Don't underestimate the current ghosts~"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "So that's the case! No wonder that beard doesn't look pleasing to the eye!Alas~ All the children nowadays are ghosts!"

"Little girl, you're the ghost horse spirit! the guy with the corners of an idiot's mouth on his face!" Mo Bu said angrily.

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "You didn't see me, how do you know that I'm laughing and not everyone else is laughing? It's so strange!"

"Not surprising at all!" said the man at the corner, "because there is a very hidden hole in the pillar!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Brother, if you have something to say, why hide in a dark corner like a mouse?"

"It's okay if you want me to come out, but you have to promise me one condition one by one"

"On what terms?"

"Hehe, this is simple~" The man around the corner, "As long as I come out, you don't say I'm handsome~"

"What?!" Tao Xiaozhi, Silly Xing, and Huoxing exclaimed in unison, "Why do we say you're handsome?!"

The man around the corner: "Because I am really handsome!!"

The three of them were almost fainted with anger.

Of course, the most angry thing is Huoxing, his veins are almost bursting!

Huoxing said angrily: "You are handsome, is there a Huoxing from Luoyan Village who is handsome?!He is the most handsome person in the world!!

Tao Xiaozhi and Silly Xingxing were stunned again~~~ The man in the corner: "Huoxing is the most handsome person in !!the world?!

Huoxing said angrily: "Let go of your *mother's* fart! It's you who don't want shame! Not only do you not want your face, but you don't even want the face of your ancestors for the eighteenth generation! It's so stinky and beautiful, just like Zhu Bajie's sister said that she is the most beautiful woman in the world!"

The man around the corner sneered: "Your analogy is too substandard! Zhu Bajie's sister is obviously a pig, how can she be the 'most beautiful woman'? She can only be regarded as the 'most beautiful sow'!!"

Huoxing said angrily: "That's what I want to say, you are the sister of Yiyi Zhu Bajie!!"

The man around the corner said angrily: "You are Zhu Bajie's sister......"

"Okay, okay!" Tao Xiaozhi said angrily, "Whether you look handsome or not, just come out and show others! Why bother to accept all the conditions you say one by one!"

After that, there was a brief silence. In the anticipation of everyone (that is, the three of them), the man who claims to be the "handsome guy" is finally about to unveil the veil of mystery!

I saw his snow-white clothes floating out of the corner, like a lily flying in the air, this kind of "demeanor" will really teach those flower season girls to think about it!

Then one of his feet stepped out, very light, and his steps touched the ground lightly, like a white swan fluttering on the calm surface of a mirror-like lake!

Then, his whole body floated out, but since he had his back to them, they couldn't see his face clearly. I saw that the other person was very tall and mighty, wearing a white shirt and white pants, and his long and curly black hair like a rope was scattered on the back of his shoulders, like a pile of black noodles. But his ugly hair did not affect his demeanor and the impression of white and pure, but matched black and white, which showed his chic temperament vividly.

Tao Xiaozhi and the three of them all stopped breathing, and looked at the "handsome guy" intently, as if they were shocked by his temperament!

Then, the mysterious handsome guy shook his hair and turned his head abruptly, but he still saw his true face, because his hands covered his whole face!

Before they could catch their breath, the handsome guy suddenly raised his hand and smiled evilly, his face was hideous, and he was very ugly!

But, I'm sorry to tell you: it's just a mask. Yes, he wears a mask of horror!

"You're really good at playing tricks!" Tao Xiaozhi said angrily, "It's just a face, what is it to hide it!"

The man in white said: "Although it is just a face, it is a face that shocks the earth and cries ghosts and gods, because it is so handsome that it will kill you!"

It is highly probable that this statement is true, because an ugly man would never wear an ugly face, because what he wanted was to make a striking contrast between his face and the mask, so that the person could see this striking vision, so that he could make a more impressive impression!

Then, the man in white took off his mask in a dashing manner and threw it on the ground one by one, "Ah Yiyi"

Silly Xingxing screamed, and then fainted! Tao Xiaozhi and Silly Xingxing were also frightened, and they took a few steps back!

One by one, you can't blame anyone, only the face of the man in white, because it is so "handsome", !! how "handsome" it is, this has to start from the beginning.

The first is his hair. His hair is as thick as a bull's rope, as I have already said, there is nothing strange about it, black people are like this, but the "weird" is "weird" in his hairstyle: the hair on his eyebrows and forehead is tied into two big braids, hanging down, like two tentacles! We might as well jokingly call it "tentacle braids"!

His face has a lot of fat, so much that there is no place to put it, so it all "flows" to his chin, so his chin is like a woman's*, and when he walks, he will "sway". But he is not fat, and the rest of his body is almost skinny! This is another "weird" of him.

Look again at what else could be mocked on his face. His eyebrows are thick and dense, with small pointed eyes (the eyes of most black people are quite large), his eyelashes almost obscuring his vision, and his nose is round, his nostrils are facing the sky, and his mouth is fat, not much better than the wavy mouth of Luoyan Village!

That's probably it, on his face, is this an image of a "standard handsome guy"?

He shook his tentacle braids twice (two braids, of course, he had to shake them twice), blinked his eyelashes, and emitted thousands of electric lights (unfortunately because the eyelashes were too dense and long, the effect was not very good) and said: "How is it? Isn't it handsome that scares you? I'm so embarrassed, and I scared an innocent girl out again~hehe~"

Huoxing said angrily: "Don't you have the money to buy a mirror to take a look at your dignity?!" Then you should pee and take a picture of yourself, and see if you are as 'handsome' as Zhu Bajie! lest you come out and scare people to death in the future, Zhu Bajie's sister will also think that you are not her husband's material!"

The white-clothed black said: "Is it very jealous to see that people's parents are handsome?But it's no wonder that people's careful eyes are always proportional to the laughter of the body~ Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "What the big 'handsome' brother said is that when he sees others handsome, they are like this, you must not worry about him!"

The black man in white said: "You little white-faced handsome guy is quite right, a 'big handsome guy' like me will never worry about children!"

"Who do you say is a child?!damn ugly bastard......" Vulcan wanted to scold like this, but he was so angry that he almost lost his breath, where did he say anything!

Although Huoxing was so angry that he couldn't speak, he still had to make a move, and it would be difficult to understand the hatred in his heart if he didn't make a move! Therefore, he snatched back the fly swatter from Tao Xiaozhi's hand like lightning, and then went straight to the black man in white, using his special skill of "slapping and clipping!!" one by one.