The green hills on both sides of the strait are full of smoke. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

It's a quaint little village, self-sufficient and peaceful. It is very consistent with the people in Taoism who do not interact with each other until they die of old age.

But today, the rules are broken. All the villagers consciously gathered in one place, as if the bee colony had found an attractive flower, the dog had found a delicious bone, and the pervert had probed the goddess's profane clothes.

In a word, pick up the guys and go hand in hand!

Location: The dilapidated thatched house of the old king's house.

Scene: Crowded, impassable. The seven aunts and eight aunts pointed at the melon seeds, and Zhang Daming, who was surrounded by everyone, had a blue nose and swollen face!

Protagonist: Mo Xun with a confused face.

Event: The old man Wang, who is not working, really calculated that someone would fall from the sky, and there is a party Zhang Daming, who was crushed with a scar as evidence!

Mo Xun, who came from outside, suddenly became a popular person in the village, and was directly pulled up by someone in his early morning sleep, and after waking him up with a mess, he began to inquire.

However, there was no need for Mo Xun to answer these inquiries, so an old man Wang who was sitting high on the side rushed to answer.

"Did this man really fall from the sky?"

"Hmph, that's not true. How can the old man be inaccurate in his fortune telling!" Old man Wang turned his face to everyone, with an expression that it was not my miscalculation before, but that you rural villagers did not know it, and now believe it.

To be honest, this expression is really underplayed.

But the villagers all know the temper of the old king, and they don't care about him. After all, although the old king's fortune is wrong, it is not bad for the village. As a rare immortal cultivator in the village, he fought against wild beasts and cured the sick.

Because of this, I have miscalculated so many times, and I have not been killed......

"This little young master, have you married your aunt? The eldest lady's daughter has just turned sixteen, and her breasts and buttocks are upright! You married her, and you are guaranteed to have a son!" A lady pulled Mo Xun and said with a grin, and actually went on a blind date for him directly.

Naturally, they didn't believe the old king's savior remarks, but they took a fancy to Mo Xun's identity as an immortal cultivator! If there was a son-in-law of an immortal cultivator at home......! Isn't farming much faster! I heard that immortal cultivators have a lot of strength!

"Go, go, Ergou's family, who doesn't know that your daughter has big breasts and big buttocks, but the face is as long as you want! This little boy still picks my daughter, our daughter's face is exactly the same as when the old lady was young!" said another lady next to her.

Then Mo Xun looked up at her, and wanted to pour the half of the basin dog blood that was not used up yesterday on her face! This is not as good as the first aunt! Although they are ugly, at least their faces are not so pockmarked!

"Your daughter can have sesame seeds on her face, or my daughter ......"

"My daughter is better, her skin is fair and tender......"

"You are all fancy people, or our daughter, you can do farm work......"

Mo Xun suddenly became a fragrant dumpling, like a piece of marshmallow being pulled everywhere by four or five aunties, this feeling is really ...... It's so cool!

"This guy!" On the periphery of the crowd, several young men dressed as Orions were gathered together, watching Mo Xun be in the limelight.

They were the focus of the village. As an elite hunter, go deep into the forest, capture wolves and tigers, and show the charm of men with martial arts bows and arrows! Everywhere you go, you will receive flowers and eyes thrown by the girls!

But now, he actually lost to this little white face who looked polite - after Mo Xun was reborn, I don't know why, the skin on his face has not returned to its original level, and it has become white and pure.

Does he have the strength we have? Can we hunt? Does he have the strength and ability to do farm work? Looking at his small body, children may not be able to give birth! Isn't he just an immortal cultivator!

What's wrong with the immortal cultivators! The one who sat on it was also an immortal cultivator! At the beginning, the fortune teller said that wild beasts would hibernate, and our fathers went into the mountains to hunt, but as a result, they suffered heavy damage, and now we can't even raise our heads when we see it!

"Boss, it's not good! your future mother-in-law is going to introduce Xiaohua to this birdman!" shouted a thin-skinny man who jumped up and down like a monkey from the crowd.

The man he called the boss was named Niu Li. The long tiger with a bear's back originally stood in the middle, listening to the little brother's curse, although he kept frowning, but he didn't squeak. Although he is not happy that Mo Xun has stolen the limelight from everyone, after all, he is the leader of the younger generation of the hunting team, so he must pay attention to proportion, and not let people think that we are bullying outsiders and losing the face of the hunting team.

And he already has a beloved, and the little flower at the entrance of the village has been privately agreed for life since he was a child, in recent years, the relationship has not passed away with the flow of time, but has become more and more affectionate, and has reached the point of talking about marriage.

But now, this foreign bastard actually wants to snatch love with a knife!

I can bear it, but the knife can't bear it!

"Are you sure it's really my future mother-in-law who is making a blind date between Hua'er and this birdman?" Niu Li grabbed the thin monkey and said angrily.

"Yes, boss, your mother-in-law is my mother-in-law, I have misidentified anyone, and I can't misidentify my own mother-in-law!" said the thin monkey.

"Hmph!" Niu Li snorted coldly, rushed into the pile of people with a knife, and the younger brother behind hurriedly followed when he saw the situation, with a happy face, waiting for the good show behind!

Niu Li Boss is a fierce man who can split a rhinoceros with one hand! It is not easy to deal with this kind of little white face! When the time comes, we can also get wet and enjoy the worship of the girls! Anyway, Niu Li Boss is only interested in the flower sister-in-law who is full of pockmarked faces!

"Let's let, let's let, don't you see our Niu boss coming!" A few younger brothers pulled the people around them, and finally squeezed out a passage in the crowd, allowing Mo Xun and Niu Li to complete their first eye contact!

Niu Li looked at Mo Xun, his eyes were huge, he had already seen his future mother-in-law beside Mo Xun, holding the big knife tightly in his hand, and the green tendons were stacked. "Bang!" and slammed into the ground.

And Mo Xun ...... But after glancing at him, he immediately turned his head. Just kidding, it's rare to be overshadowed by so many female stars, how can you waste time on stinky men!

"Wu Na Birdman, eat Grandpa's knife!" Niu Li saw that Mo Xun didn't pay attention to him at all, and immediately became furious, and he didn't care about his face, so he raised his knife and slashed.

The knife is like lightning, and it is powerful!

Niu Li was angry, using all his strength, he had practiced "Forging Heaven Tyrant" since he was a child, and he already had the strength of a thousand catties, so he could kill a rhinoceros with one hand. But when he really took out the knife, he regretted it a little, after all, this was a guest, and he just wanted to teach him a lesson, and now, this knife was afraid that he would have to be cut in half!

"Bang!" The knife slashed down Mo Xun's head, and many people immediately closed their eyes, lest they see this terrifying scene, but, strangely, the knife had completely penetrated Mo Xun's body, but no blood flowed out!

"Afterimage!" Niu Li looked at the figure that gradually disappeared under the knife, and was shocked. This is the speed that only his own parents can achieve, and even he has not reached it, immortal cultivators, is it really so powerful!

"Niu Li, what are you doing! That's how the hunting party treats my guests!" the old king roared angrily, this is the only existence that can prove that he can calculate the hexagram, but he was almost killed by Niu Li!

How could he not be angry! If it weren't for the sake of their fathers' face, he would have to do it himself!

"Uncle Wang, I want to compete with him according to the rules of the village!" Niu Li carried the big knife on his shoulder, pinched his nose and said.

"Who are you women?" Mo Xun was stunned for a moment and said. With so many introductions to him, to be honest, he really didn't remember what these girls looked like.

I only remember one word - ugly......

"Naturally, our flower lady's daughter, our flower sister-in-law!" said a younger brother pointing to the pockmarked lady just now.

"Oh. Mo Xun reacted, and suddenly his face was ecstatic, he was worried about how to reject these blind dates tactfully and without losing their face, and he didn't expect that there would be a kiss snatcher!

It's really that as soon as I doze off, you will send me a bed!, so he pushed Aunt Hua to Niu Li with joy on his face, and gave Niu Li a look that a man understands, so that he can take advantage of the opportunity.

"That boy, you look down on me! Eat my old cow with a knife!" But he didn't expect Niu Li to see this scene but become more and more angry, and he played with a hundred-pound machete with all directions, and the oil could not be splashed.

A set of sword techniques was used, making Mo Xun look like sword shadows in all directions, as if he was caught in the rain of swords in the sword forest!