Beimang and Beiliang trade, in which the proportion of horses to buy tea is extremely high, most of them are coarse tea, used as a diet to adjust the diet, but over time, there are gradually several ancient tea horse roads built, transport some Longjing Biluo Dahongpao this kind of good tea, before the rain and before the Ming Dynasty is particularly busy, the tea road merchants and sellers are endless, leaving the city as a large border city in the south of Beimang, near the water building, plus there are several good springs with good water quality in the city, among which the Bird's Tongue Spring is one of the seventy-two famous springs in the world, making the tea houses in the city are lined with tea pavilions. There is a small tea shop near the silver ingot bridge in the northeast corner of the city, there is no plaque, a bamboo birdcage is hung at the door, and there is a parrot in green clothes and red beaks, all say parrots, but this fool sees the guests and shouts to his father-in-law, this is not a scolding and beating, it is really annoying, plus the tea shop is simple, and the sale is not the best tea, but the old Xishu side of the bowl of tea, the eating method is cheesy, the tea is also average, it seems that the court is cold, the boss is a bookish old man, the temples are completely white, but the face is a middle-aged man, with his cold and alienated temperament, where can he afford to win over regular customers。

The only guy in the shop is a young man, the appearance is quite Zhouzheng, all day with a wooden sword, occasionally caught the unknown into this small tea shop of the face of the customer, muster up enough strength to warm up the wait, the available force is too much, but let those guests bored, pay the tea money and do not plan to come again, the small tea shop business is becoming more and more deserted, fortunately, the rent is not expensive, the capital is not much, the tea shop can barely support it, in the twilight, the old man sat down clinically, tuned a python erhu, there were guests who came to know the goods, saw that the sound quality of this ebony erhu was good, and wanted to buy it for eighty taels of silver, no matter how the young man instigated and instigated, said that with eighty taels of silver can open a larger teahouse, It's a pity that the old man just doesn't sell it, so that the young man is so angry that he almost slaughtered the parrot to eat meat, at this time he made himself a bowl of green onion noodles with eggs, swallowed on the table next door, and said vaguely: "Old Huangtou, if it goes on like this, our tea shop will have to do a loss-making business, I know that you are not short of money, but my brother said before that it is one thing to come out and mix the rivers and lakes, and it is one thing to be extravagant, but since it is a transaction with others, you must not lose money." Old yellow head, don't pretend not to hear, tell you serious things, if you pretend to be deaf like this, I'm really anxious with you. ”

The old man with a cold atmosphere glanced at the young man with the sword on his shoulder, and said sarcastically: "Wen boy, aren't you just thinking about making money, so that you can replace the tea shop with a teahouse, and when the time comes, will you have to hire two delicate ladies to help me? I still have a few dollars here, and I can't go to the big-name Qinglou, and it is more than enough to find some wild prostitutes who are still good-looking, but unfortunately private prostitutes are not as good as official prostitutes, and they can't give you red envelopes." ”

The young man surnamed Wen slapped the table with a big bowl and said angrily: "Old yellow head, what kind of calf are you talking about, am I this kind of person?!"

The old man smiled and played: "The kid is out of breath, he dares to slap the table in front of me." Believe it or not, I will go back and throw you into the Beimang Palace, so that the old woman can change her taste?"

The cold swordsman with goosebumps flattered and smiled: "Old yellow head, you and I depend on each other for our lives, harmony is precious, harmony is precious, are you hungry or not?

The old guy didn't eat this, and waved his hand: "Go and bring that foolish thing into the house." ”

The young man hurried to eat the noodles, there was no one left, and licked the bottom of the bowl, still full of unfinished faces, walked to the door to take off the birdcage, along the way wanted to teach the parrot some new tricks, he said "uncle", it replied "father-in-law", he said "Gu Liang", it still said "father-in-law", so angry that he scolded "your uncle's", it is still "father-in-law", the young man who was cursed three times reached into the cage to teach this unenlightened flat-haired beast, the green-clothed parrot fluttered for a while, dropped a few feathers, the old man said helplessly: " This fool is already the year of the parrot, and there are not a few hairs to fall off, what are you angry with a beast. ”

Throwing the birdcage on the table, the young man changed a few sitting postures and felt uncomfortable, so he simply carried another bench, according to the strange saying of the old yellow head, his head and feet rested on the stool, his body was suspended, his hands were folded under the back of his head, and he looked at the ceiling in a daze, in the past, this was a roast goose shop, and the ceiling was dirty and greasy, and the young man sighed: "Old yellow head, I am very melancholy at the moment." If you don't tell me more about the stories of the rivers and lakes, I love you to tell this. ”

The old guy has a stinky temper that ignores everyone, and he said angrily: "I have nothing to say." ”

The young man is a self-cooked scoundrel, the mountain is not just me, I am the mountain, his eyes suddenly warmed, and he said to himself: "You are an old man, you must have a lot of interesting things hidden in your stomach, you like to rot in your stomach, you don't want to say it, anyway, I Wenhua is also a man with a story." I used to roam the rivers and lakes with my brothers, two gentlemen, young men can be baked on their buttocks, so it's always not easy to fall asleep at night, what to do if you can't sleep, you always have to talk about women, my brother is good-looking, I'm very jealous, I pass through the village to ask for water to drink, if I go to knock on the door, those annoying women are like martyrs who lost their chastity at a glance by me, not to mention giving water to drink, just open the door and close the door, hey, change Xu Xiaozi to go, just like a wolf and a tiger, pull and pull, not to mention giving water, even the body wants to give it together, alas, this matter does not complain Xu boy, people are good-looking, they are all parents who work hard, what is the way to be a son, I can't complain and envy. Every time I see a handsome little lady, I have to tell him, I thought that Xu Xiaozi had never eaten pork but had seen a pig run, and his tone was big, saying that this is not good and that is not good, and I was suffocated, so I told him that sooner or later one day I would practice swords and become famous, so I would find a good woman to be my daughter-in-law, and I was angry with him. Old yellow head, guess what, he said that the women in this world, no matter how smart they are, they have to eat, drink and Lazar, do you think those fairy sisters in the rivers and lakes have to fart, right?"

The young man got carried away, slapped his thigh, fell to the ground with his buttocks, patted the dust, lay down on the two benches again, and continued: " He said that he couldn't be nervous when he saw a woman, otherwise he deserved to be a bachelor for the rest of his life, the last time he rushed to Beiliang, he saw her, his palms were full of sweat, and then he had an idea, thinking of Xu Xiaozi's statement, he was really not nervous, but when he thought of the scene of her fart, he laughed a little silly, and it is estimated that he failed to leave a good impression on the fairy sister, alas, this is probably what Xu Xiaozi said that bear paws and shark fin can't stay in a bowl. Later, I met Xu Xiaozi by the lake, and when we shit together, he gave me a trick, and he was even more ruthless, saying that if you are still nervous, don't be afraid, just imagine the appearance of fairy women pooping in the toilet, damn it, Lao Tzu almost sat in his own shit pile at that time!"

The old man raised his head and nodded, "It's kind of interesting." ”

The young man with the wooden sword smiled and said to himself: " I don't care who Xu Xiaozi is, at that time, everyone who traveled together was really poor, and he also brought an old servant with missing front teeth, and the old yellow head has the same surname, but the old yellow is as thin as a bamboo pole, the wind blows and shakes, and there is a bad horse, he also has these two kinds of belongings, but I want to die to save face, love vanity, I like to pretend to be a son in front of others, I see outsiders, I say that this horse is mine, this old servant is also my family, Xu Xiaozi never exposed, and cooperated with me to help and help me, deceive those little ladies who go on the spring and autumn trip, he is willing to pretend to be my companion, several times if I don't fight for myself to reveal the stuffing, I'm almost going to get it, where can't I get your turn and make fun of me or a chick now! So, I just want those rich and noble children to make friends with wine and meat, it seems to be generous, but after all, compared with their family background, it is also a drop in the bucket, Xu boy is different, how many belongings he has, he is willing to share half with me, seeing that I am hungry, maybe it will be given to me, so I Wen Hua in this life to recognize this brother in times of trouble, I Wen Hua later luckily stepped on the shit, became a hero, and then there are friends with appetite, that is also a friend who will know after being rich, not a brother. Even if they call them brothers, they are still ten streets worse than Xu Xiaozi. ”

I don't know why when I arrived at the wooden sword Wenhua who stayed in Beimang, he came back to his senses and asked curiously: "Old Huangtou, I'm surprised, ordinary masters, you don't fly the eaves and walk the walls when you appear, you don't pneumatic mountains and rivers, you don't kill all directions, you are fucking embarrassed to say that you are a master." When you are pregnant, everyone knows that you are pregnant with a big belly? But what is the matter with you, old yellow head, looking at the swordsmanship you taught me, it is quite like a thing, not to mention that you have so little copper money on you, why don't you even pay attention to the slightest pomp? Committed a crime? Could it be that one day a group of officers and soldiers will suddenly rush out of the city and wipe us out?"

The old man was silent.

Wen Hua said with some regret: "It seems that you also have some unspeakable sadness, I understand, I won't reveal your scars." ”

The old man laughed softly and scolded: "You don't know as much as you know how to learn anything." ”

Wen Hua got up and said angrily: "Old Yellow Head, you can insult my appearance, but you can't insult my knowledge!"

The old man waved his sleeves and said, "!"

Wen Hua immediately changed his face and said with a smile: "Old Yellow Head, tell me the story of the rivers and lakes, what you tell is more interesting than those storytellers." You just talk about it, I'll knock on the back and rub the shoulder. ”

The old man said with a straight face: "If you want to hear it, you can make a bowl of noodles first." ”

The corners of Wen Hua's mouth twitched and went to the stove room to make a bowl of green onion noodles, deliberately added some green onions, and brought it to the old man's table respectfully, the latter stirred it with chopsticks, and the green onion became more and more unable to find a few grains, Wen Hua had to smirk, and the old man didn't care, and said slowly: "There is a very famous swordsman in the rivers and lakes, and every time he kills people with a sword, he has to bathe and burn incense." ”

After waiting for a long time, seeing that this old man was patronizing and eating noodles, with the shrewdness and stinginess of the old yellow head, he didn't tell the story after eating the noodles, Wen Hua hurriedly asked, "And then?"

The old man didn't sell it, but lowered his head to eat noodles and said, "Then he was slaughtered once." ”

Wen Hua rolled her eyes and had to scold her mother in her stomach.

The old man continued to say plainly: "There is a noble young and beautiful woman in the rivers and lakes, and every time she walks the rivers and lakes, she attracts countless young and handsome men to tout. Then Jianghu learned that she had a leg with her sister, and it turned out that she didn't love men and women. ”

This time, the old man had some conscience and asked himself some questions.

Wen Hua smiled evilly: "That is, if you don't meet a handsome swordsman like me, you will go astray." ”

The old man picked out a chopstick noodle, sucked it into his mouth, swallowed it and said slowly: "There is a respected old-timer on the rivers and lakes, on his seventieth birthday, double happiness is coming, his grandson married his daughter-in-law, and the old-timer himself married a beautiful concubine, and the age of the little grandmother is younger than the age of the granddaughter-in-law, and then there is no more." ”

Wen Hua sneered: "And this kind of old and shameless martial arts senior? How is this good, we young people have just entered the rivers and lakes, how can we rob women with these old kings?"

The old man took a bite of noodles after eating, he was a very regular old guy with a very regular diet and daily life, the chopsticks rested on the edge of the bowl, even if he took a ruler to measure, the chopsticks must be an inch away from the bowl, not the slightest. He took the erhu again and said: "So whether it is a dynasty or a river and a lake, I don't like to see some old guys compete with young people with dead faces, just squat in the thatched house alone and don't, don't even put a fart, like words? In addition to relying on God, you also have to rely on fertilization, so you can use the people and in those pits. ”

No wonder the old man likes Xu Xiaozi's set of truths, it's the same thing, it's just that Wen Hua has a strange face, thinking that you, a person who has just finished eating noodles, are also an old guy, and you are a pit and a, which is not true.

The old yellow head smiled, looked out the window, and said in a flat tone: "Helping relatives or not helping, this is easy to say, but when the injustice falls on your head, you know that the biggest thing in the world is still a word of reason, not the words love and righteousness." But the matter of abiding by etiquette is easy for people to become lonely, and it is not as easy as love. ”

Wen Hua heard this for a while, and said with white eyes: "Old yellow head, don't tell me this." ”

The old man smiled: "Some people beg me to say that I won't say it, you kid still picks fat and thin, the problem is to pick and choose thin, not as good as those crops and seedlings before, your kid can't see well, and he will practice swordsmanship in this life." ”

Wen Hua didn't like to hear this, so he changed the topic and asked, "Old Yellow Head, have you ever seen a genius who is more proficient in sword cultivation than me?"

The old man sneered, "What do you say?"

Wen Hua, who smiled and laughed, picked up the empty dishes and chopsticks, and was about to take them back, when the old man suddenly asked, "Do you remember that I said that you will do one thing to kill someone after you practice sword cultivation?"

Wen Hua was stunned for a moment and said, "Of course, even if you ask me to kill the emperor with a sword, I don't think it's okay." ”

The old man waved his hand to rush away: "Killing an emperor may not be more interesting than the person I want you to kill." ”

Wen Hua doesn't bend his intestines so much, and he doesn't bother himself, don't look at his hippie smiling face with the old yellow head in his free time, when he really practiced the sword, the crazy devil was in a mess, that ruthless, I don't know if the road was brought by beating his mother's womb, or left by the previous life, even the old man Huang, the guy with eyes above the top, secretly admired.

Mu Jian Wenhua took a few steps, turned around coldly, and asked with an embarrassed expression: "Old Yellow Head, this parrot shouts at his father-in-law every day, you shouldn't be the eunuch in the Eight Kingdoms of the Spring and Autumn Period in the past, have you ever seen the Empress of the Emperor's Majesty?"

The old yellow head took a deep breath and smiled.

Wen Hua turned around and ran.

The old man leaned against the back of the chair by the window, and there was a birdcage in front of the table, and the parrot in the cage was old, although it was a treasure in green clothes and a red beak, and only the palace Ouchi could afford to feed and tease it in the past, but this one would die at some point, so it was worthless. Self-deprecation is just that the old man who is a hoe here and a hammer there is an old farmer squinted his eyes, drowsy, and muttered: "There are thousands of mountains beyond a thousand mountains, and this is the country." Liugong Fandel sees you alone, this is a beauty. The beauty of the country is difficult to complete, and it is even more difficult to be reasonable...... Compared to some women, how many men in the world are eunuchs. ”

The parrot was there again, muttering: "Father-in-law, father-in-law......"

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