"Ah, I'm sorry, that's the work of the elegant quality of the Sprinkle family. Hao Song made the appearance of a literati and said, "As for specifically mentioning internal organs and dog treasures, the Sprinkler family naturally has a useful intention." ”

"As far as you call yourself a sprinkler, a proper dog slaughterer, right? A reader who pretends to be a dog! As for the intention, whether it is steamed or medicated, why do you want to eat it?" Edward really didn't cover Chinese, probably because the principal was Chinese.

"There is a limit to complaining! You know how to eat it, why don't people eat it? Even if its original species is a bun, I have never heard of 'ignoring dog buns'!" Hao Song squinted and said with disdain.

Edward exclaimed, "Hey, that's a good point, you're really not thinking about braised dog meat?" Wait, what do you mean by my IQ?"

"You won't understand. Having said that, you have already said the three ways to eat dog meat, who wants to eat it!?Have you discussed the placement of other people's family members' bodies in person?The first choice is still in your own stomach?" Hao Song turned his words and pointed the finger directly at Edward.

"Oh, what's wrong with that Lao Tzu just want to eat?"

"Hey, you conscienceless!! remember to bring me some!"

"Let's move on to the offal and the dog. ”

"Haven't you been discussing it all the time?"

“”

No matter how the two guys joked before, when Jonathan and Bogarana calmed down, the four finally returned to the serious topic.

That is to say, from the afternoon to the evening for 6 to 7 hours, the spirit did not move (eat) John's body at all, and there are only three possible reasons: First, although the spirit is generally omnivorous, this spirit does not like to eat meat. Two, it has plenty of energy and doesn't need to eat. Three, it has more important things to do, eighty percent related to the ore it collects. Personally, I think all three reasons make sense, and it may even be that they overlap and influence the behavior. ”

Hao Song said, solemnly glanced at the three people who were listening carefully, and then said: "So the bait can only be ore, and the inventory in the warehouse cannot be transferred." If I'm not mistaken, it shouldn't be available anytime soon. But based on the time interval between the last burglary and this burglary, it is estimated that after about three days, it is likely that it will come to the door again. Until then, the big guys have to be ready to pick up customers!"

"Got it!" Jonathan and Bogarana looked a little furious because of the tragic death of their dog John.

"Hey, you promised so happily, didn't you notice the last Qinglou language of this thing," Edward whispered helplessly, he knew a lot about Hao Song's serious character for only three minutes.

Hao Song ignored Edward's demolition, and directly gave the first order: "Okay! Without further ado, let's start preparing now! Well, let's collect some rock CDs first! I like Linkin Park a lot." ”

"Hey, I thought the was over! Collecting rock CDs is too, isn't it?Even if it's to appease the two of them, you'll have to find jazz or country music!?" Edward Mierro felt a pain in his head when he heard this, and couldn't help but jump out to stop Hao Song's nonsense orders.

"Tsk, jazz and the country aren't exciting and exciting enough!" Hao Song said with his index finger shaking disdainfully, continuing unhurriedly as Edward burst out with the next wave of complaints, "Only rock and roll can seriously interfere with the vibrational perception of the ancestors, well, or hearing. ”

"You're a banana bala, so you're not talking nonsense?" Edward was halfway through his complaint, when he suddenly heard Hao Song's explanation, he suddenly laughed a little, "Hehe, I'm sorry, after all, the line between being stupid and talking about business is too blurred." ”

"It doesn't matter, I have looked down on the prejudice of the world. As he spoke, he looked up at the sky, revealing a faint sense of depression. At this moment, Edward seemed to see another old man who was laughing and scolding, and that was the person he respected the most

The tyrant couldn't help but be a little stunned, and then Hao Song said abruptly: "Hey, if you listen to it directly in China, you can listen to it directly, or play a recording of the government work report or something, and the effect is wonderful."

Ahem, Principal Wang, I'm sorry, I actually thought for a moment that this thing was like you, and the corners of Edward's mouth twitched, and then he said, "Is it really appropriate for you to spread vulgar culture and black power organs like this?"

"I've always thought about causing some trouble to high-dimensional creatures that I don't know existed (it's a lot of pressure to have such a protagonist)" Hao Song continued to look at the sky and said, "As for the government work report, it's the same bureaucracy all over the world, right? It's not a hobby of all mankind to joke about officials." ”

"Anyway, please don't talk nonsense and arrange the task well. ”

"But no matter what you are told, you need to explain it, it's really troublesome, and I really envy the bureaucrats for having subordinates who only work and don't ask much. Hao Song glanced at the husband and wife who had not suddenly started to prepare for the rock music recording until he had finished explaining before, and sighed.

"Wait until more than half of your ten sentences are serious. ”

"Okay!" Hao Song's face was grim, and he patted Edward's shoulder and ordered, "Edward, please go around the mountain now." Although the spirit is probably busy, no one can say whether it will come back to play the autumn wind, and this mountain song can be temporarily replaced when there is no rock music, you can sing and patrol the mountains at the same time!" he took out his phone and sent an email to Edward.

Edward looked at Hao Song's serious face suspiciously, there was no different color, shook his head and then extracted the email sent by Hao Song, and clicked on an MP3 file as he left.

After Edward walked a few steps away, Hao Song sighed in a low voice: "Either complain too much about delaying big things, or no one complains about being lonely as snow."

Then the goods suddenly cooperated with the sound of comic music that sounded not far away, and sang in an excited chorus: "Hey! The king called me~ Come to patrol the mountain~ Babble~ After patrolling the South Mountain~ I will patrol the North Mountain~ Babble~ The king called me~ Come to patrol the mountain~ Babble~ Beware of that Monkey King~ Babble~ He has dozens of changes~ Babble~Particularly will change that little fly~Babble~"

It is the folk song style of northern Shaanxi "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountains" sung by a certain joyful mountain patrol and little diamond wind monster in the old version of the domestic TV series "Journey to the West"!

"Patrol you, you king squid! you're enough!" came Edward's laughing roar and complaint.

The next morning, Hao Song woke up in a hammock fixed to the tent's support column. He slowly moved off the hammock and stretched comfortably. Then he took off a pair of silent headphones from his head, dug into the earwax, and suddenly the new metal-style rock music in Linkin Park rushed into his eardrums.

After a day and two nights of rock music and Jingyin's life, it seems that the cowardice has long been used to it, and of course, there is no trace of the spirit after the last theft. He lifted the sleeping kitten Hao Meng from the bed rope and stuffed it into his pocket, and then stepped out of the tent, where Edward and Meier were already having breakfast.

Hao Song stepped forward, picked up a box of soaking cereal, and said, "Since we spent a day preparing all the traps yesterday, we should be able to turn off the music this morning." ”

"yes!" the three of them cheered.

Edward, who had a keen sense of hearing and had to be in charge of guarding, was even more moved to tears and said, "Great! It's really not a human thing to play rock music on a loop all day and all night!"

Hao Song smiled dumbly, and said in his heart, is it so terrible? Not to mention the two ordinary people, Meyer and his wife, can you be a little good as a mind cultivator? A group of people always need a person who does not wear muted headphones for vigilance, although under this infinite loop of music, the spirit king cats have fallen asleep directly, and I haven't taken off the muted headphones for a long time

So after a simple breakfast that morning, Hao Song and Edward were finally able to experience the daily life of a gem hunter. They will go up the mountain with Meier and his wife to find the ore sacs, and by the way, give the Schers, who have not been seen for a long time, a chance to attack the warehouse.

Mount Gaias is a rocky mountain composed of igneous and metamorphic rocks, with a height of more than 2,000 meters. On the eastern side of the hill, the terrain is gentle, and the rocks here are weathered by the dry summer monsoon year after year, and finally take on a knife-and-chisel shape. The western slope of the mountain is well preserved traces of glacial erosion, and the activity of the glacier thousands of years ago dug a huge depression in the slope that looks like a throne. Hence the name of the throne of the god of the earth.

It's spring in the Northern Hemisphere, and the monsoons aren't frequent, making it a good time for gem hunters to go up the mountain. If you're going up the mountain during the summer when the monsoon is strong, the dry winds from the east will carry the gravel and blow you like dried meat. Secondly, the occasional warm and humid air flow from the south side of the Gulf of Mexico will suddenly bring storms. In this kind of neurotic bear-like weather conditions, the only ones who dare to go up the mountain are the ones who don't want to die.

But the harsher the environment, the more untapped resources there are. Naturally, the large ore veins that have been discovered have long been bought and developed by large companies, and a ghost place with a high mountain and wilderness climate like Mount Gaias is naturally a paradise for self-employed people, that is, gem hunters.

Hao Song and Edward, dressed in rough mountaineering suits, climbed the mountain while listening to Bogarana's story, with Jonathan leading the way. For this bald man, the mining work for a while ago was simply embarrassing. Whenever he found traces of a gem sac, he carefully dug it up, only to find it empty. The inner wall is only the size of a watermelon, leading to a cavity in the mountain.

Jonathan has been mining for many years, but he never knew that mining requires not only professional knowledge and luck, but also the face of other people and even an animal. For the first time in my life, I felt the feelings of Chinese archaeologists when they found a robbery hole in the tomb

That's it, after all, first come, first come, there is no way to be inferior to livestock. But a few days ago, that ancestor actually hit the idea of the gem he had already dug up! Isn't this the same as going out to rob you of the young lady, and going home to soak your wife? Is it tolerable, but it is unbearable, and the uncle and aunt can't bear it! So, full of malice and anger, under the command of Hao Song, he laid a lot of traps in the tent of the gem storehouse.

Now the white bantam can finally put aside his hatred and anger for a while, and happily do his favorite job of mining and mining. The huge area within a hundred miles of Mount Gaias is his back garden, and perhaps a livestock, the back garden of the two of them.

["It seems that the spirit is replacing the wild animals that have been powerless, competing with humans for living space and resources. Perhaps this is also a balancing act of nature?" - Cesar Julius]