(The new week has begun, I hope everyone will support the prototype of the dragon spirit.,It's hard to spend a long time charging medieval data and anime data every day.,After all, no guy's brain will think of fusing these two things)

"Weiske, did you say that this guy Feng Longde borrowed the toilet to pee, right?" asked Coser, dressed as a Prussian archer, worriedly, playing with the chainmail turban he had just taken off: "If he takes the opportunity to run away from the toilet, then we will have a negative image in the Comic Con this time." ”

"No way, although that guy is a little weird, his promise is very reliable. "As a three-in-one friend of the school's tablemates, class committee members, and otaku's unique friendships, Weisk doesn't believe that Feng Longde can do such a thing - of course, if Feng Longde really dares to abandon everyone and run away, 'Aruba' will be waiting for him.

"Besides, even if he hadn't run away, who would he have?" asked the Prussian archer.

"Whatever, we didn't have women's clothes. As long as he can straighten his face, we can help him borrow a fake hair from other societies and use his own clothes. Weisk took off his sunglasses and cleaned the lenses with a glasses cloth, "It's really impossible to let the University change Saber's clothes and let him out!"

"That's a good idea, I'll see it!" The Prussian archers imagined what Feng Longde, who was now full of muscles, looked like after putting on Saber's equipment, and complained bitterly, after all, the picture was so beautiful that no one dared to look at it!

"Guys, at two o'clock, a girl has appeared!" shouted a Teutonic Christ knight Coser just as everyone waited for ten minutes, thinking that Feng Longde had fainted in the locker room and was ready to attack and rescue.

Hearing that a girl appeared, the eyes of the big guy suddenly swept over, and the speed was comparable to a searchlight. I saw the otaku in the same direction raise the camera in their hands at the same time and kneel on one knee, panting and taking pictures of the new cute girl.

The girl who appeared was dressed in a black long-sleeved military uniform, followed by a short black leather skirt, with pink and white thighs exposed under the pitch-black fabric, slender and straight thighs with pitch-black stockings opposite to her skin color, a pair of high-top jet-black riding boots on her feet, and a set of shell gun holsters on her body.

The girl in military uniform looked to be fifteen or sixteen years old at most, as delicate as if she had stepped out of the painting, her green hair that reached her waist was tied into a loli-shaped double ponytail, and her big green eyes under the black officer's brimmed hat seemed to look down on everything in front of her.

It's just that although this girl in military uniform is dressed as a young tooth Lori, it is obviously awkward compared to her height of nearly one meter nine - this is a head taller than many of the otaku present.

Obviously, the cute face of a young tooth Lori has a heroic male atmosphere, and the character image should be full of vitality, but she is rigid and cold. This strong contrast makes this military girl attract the attention of everyone along the way.

Of course, that's not all - I saw a one-meter-and-a-half long MG42 heavy machine gun in her hand, and the hideous tan bullet chain stretched from the machine gun to the waist of the military Lori.

"Good guy, even if it's a replica prop of the MG42 machine gun, that heavy girl can hold it!?" If you want to ask why Weisk let out an exclamation, it was because the military uniform Lori in front of him actually walked towards him!

Weiske, who can usually be said to be almost unfazed, was a little caught off guard for the first time, and he knew very well that he was not yet at the point where he could make his sister upside down (it was a shame to be rich and handsome). It wasn't until the uniformed Lori stood straight in front of him that Weisk saw a lot of new things.

Well, it's a poor-breasted military loli, "No!" Weisk was sharp to find that the military loli's left arm was covered with a swastika armband with a white circle on a red background, a black iron cross tied around the neckline, and a hard cloth plate pinned to his chest was engraved with his familiar name

"Hatsune・Miku-chan?!" several Hatsune Miku fans shouted out to Weisk almost at the same time, causing everyone who heard to shatter their glasses to the ground.

"Who is this tough girl?!" Five seconds after Weisk burst out of control and said an inexplicable word from his mouth, the military uniform Lori spit out the words that were obviously arrogant and temperamental, but the content was fierce and domineering, which made Weisk fall off the whole person: "Weisk villain, Lao Tzu TM is Feng Longde!!"

"Sister, are you Feng Longde??" Ignoring Weiske, who had been petrified, Richard recalled the slightly taciturn but good-tempered, originally obese but now strong German young man in the class before the summer vacation, and then thought about the tall and burly Teutonic elite knight who was full of fighting spirit when he first entered the comic exhibition, and finally looked at the Gestapo version of Hatsune Miku in front of him, which perfectly combined moe and fierce, after the three images were mixed together

"Ah, this is so unscientific! That picture is too complicated for me to analyze!!"

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If there is anything embarrassing, weird, and shocking in the world, it is undoubtedly that the iron buddy I have known for a short time may be a girl

Especially in this case: usually with you smelly, talk about topics of interest and topics that men understand, make trouble together and die together, friendship is basically not much from a good dead friend who is not much faster than a knife in the ribs, and suddenly one day when he appears in front of you is a cute girl posture, and the tone is exactly the same as usual, you can still get one plus one equals two, congratulations, your IQ has not been destroyed to a level of (9).

The slender onion fingers played with the constantly rotating shell gun, but the white and tender thumb was always on the safe. Even if the people around him knew that the shell gun was just a replica prop, it made people nervous, worried that it would be impossible to misfire.

Next to Feng Longde sat Caroline, who was in a daze, not knowing what to think.

"Gestapo Hatsune, is this a cute girl or a fierce girl" Since the appearance of Feng Longde's blind titanium alloy dog-eyed COS, the Teutonic knights have no way to tell whether the dead friend in front of them is a real pure man or a hidden pervert.

"You made Lao Tzu pretend to be a pseudo-mother, or who of you will replace me?" Feng Longde's vulgar baby voice suddenly made the people who heard it fall to the ground collectively, and it can be said that the perfect image of Her Royal Highness the world's number one princess in everyone's hearts has been completely ruined

"The Germanic strong Teutonic elite knight of your COS was normal before, but now you have awakened a new attribute?" Weisk wondered how his best friend could restore Hatsune Miku's appearance so perfectly.

Can those sworn friends who cheat on exams and copy homework and play games together not know that Weisk is capable? The previous Germanic strong man Weisk was not too surprised, after all, he knew that Feng Longde had been exercising hard throughout the summer vacation, and his physique was not covered when school finally started, he was really strong enough, although it was not as good as a bodybuilding champion or a muscular man, but it was also the level of the ancient Roman and Greek hero statues.

But the delicate and lovely face and slender melon seed face of the Gestapo Hatsune in front of him, unless he can find a stick plastic surgeon on the spot for surgery, it is absolutely impossible for Feng Longde's rough face to become like this.

"Makeup techniques, I went to find makeup girls from other anime clubs to put on makeup. Feng Longde figured out his slender chin, and seemed to be a little unaccustomed to the feeling different from a wide chin, "These days, ordinary little boys can be turned into undisciplined witches Hakuri Reimu by superb makeup skills, what's wrong with me becoming Hatsune-chan as a German man?"

"Even if the current makeup technology can be perverted to such an extent, you can explain to me, where have all your muscles gone!!" Weisk frowned with a twitching face, "Even if you look like COS again, how did you get this girl's body? You can't turn your muscles back into fat, and then the fat comes out of your body!"

"Body shaping, bone shrinking, if I say I will have these two skills, do you believe it?"

"Don't believe it!" Weisk shook his head resolutely, "Lao He, you don't believe in Huaxia's kung fu martial arts the most, if you say that you don't believe in this kind of ghostly thing, I will also say that I will believe in the leap of faith!"

"I don't believe you're still asking, anyway, I can cosplay like this, it's better than the muscle version of Hatsune. Feng Longde put the shell gun back into the holster, and then squeezed it with both hands: "It made my voice change." ”

"You girl" Weisk looked at Feng Longde's jade neck, which was not even the Adam's apple on it

"Can you guys stand and walk, are you crawling fast?" As he spoke, Feng Longde frowned and looked at the few guys lying on the ground behind him, only to see that their faces were serious, and one of them was still holding a camera in his hand

"Gentlemen, hurry up, or Lao Tzu will reward you with a broken child and grandchildren!" Looking at the cute Hatsune-chan's angry appearance is cute, but the thick riding boots under Hatsune-chan's feet are not vegetarian, and the Teutonic gentlemen stand up with a smile and sweep the dust off their bodies.

"What's going on over there?" Richard didn't bother to pay attention to the big gentlemen, and the boiling movement in the crowd not far away attracted his attention.

I saw a group of black-clothed men squeezed out of the crowd, not only were they wearing extremely black cloaks and robes, but even their faces were hidden by strange pitch-black hoods marked with blood-red F letters. They carry scythes, chains, torches, lighters, flamethrowers, and other murderous-looking props, like legendary cultists or the Grim Reaper.

"FFF group, what new tricks did they come up with?" Feng Longde asked the dead friends suspiciously after seeing this group of tough guys, and the confused expressions of the dead friends also showed that they didn't know anything about it.

Legend has it that a long, long time ago, when comic conventions first began to spread throughout China, the special and strange organization of the FFF group was completely entrenched in comic conventions everywhere. FFF, short for Heresy Inquisition, exists to burn all men in the world who are heterosexual.

There's no way, it's not for everyone to find a girlfriend and get off the single as soon as possible at any time, so unless there are no singles in all mankind, it's impossible to ban the FFF group.

This time, one of the FFF members armed with various weapons was the most conspicuous, and in the middle of the crowd stood a large black cross with a person hanging from it as if the Holy Son had been martyred. I saw that the victim was dressed in a black and white witch costume, and her dazzling blonde hair hung from the black witch's hat, and her head hung down as if she could not bear its weight.

Seeing this scene, Feng Longde and the others were stunned -- when did the FFF group, which only targets male heterosexuals, start to capture female heterosexuals? You must know that the FFF group is open to the girls, after all, in essence, the FFF group is also a group of singles who are eager to get rid of the singles, but their methods are too rough

"Dude, what's going on?" asked Weiske, grabbing a man watching the excitement to the side.

"It's not simple, doesn't it mean that each club must have at least one girl to participate in the performance activities?

"That unlucky guy hanging on the cross is their leader?!" Feng Longde covered his mouth in surprise - and looked closely, the bare arms of the witch costume victim were covered with muscle bumps, and the white stockings covered not round but thick thighs, and finally looked at the man's face

The maid pretended to be a victim who raised her head as if she had a heart, revealing her unshaven beard and a lewd uncle-looking face, and shouted heartbreakingly: "Linen falls!

“Ohmydogeyes！”

"Why hurt our eyes!"

"Vomit"

"Who brought the quick-acting heart pill! A brother here fainted!"

In an instant, the crucifixion of the head of the FFF regiment suddenly flashed like a powerful shock wave, blinding the eyes of countless people present, except for a small number of rotten girls in the crowd, all those with normal sexual orientation covered their eyes or quickly turned their heads.

"Sure enough, why did this happen!!" Wiping a handful of tears that were stimulated and flowing, Weisk shouted helplessly, and then covered his eyes with his hands again, "No matter how little I watch anime and the same two sets, I also know that the guy COS is Marisa Misato"

"I heard that it was because their regiment leader found his girlfriend and didn't do a good job of secrecy, so he was punished by the whole troupe according to the treatment of a group dog, and was also treated as a victim of coping with the performance" The person who was pulled for questioning had already collapsed to the ground, and replied 'weakly'.

Turning his head to look at Feng Longde, who had a constipated expression but looked very cute because of Hatsune's face, Weisk was suddenly very glad that his best friend could actually be a perfect COS girl, otherwise the two disobedient grandmaster-level pseudo-girls were enough to kill the whole audience in seconds, and no one would want to walk out of today's venue alive