Chapter 5: Another bottle

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The second half of "Summoning" is material summoning, and the general recipe plus the second half of the book should have no problem summoning tons of gold and silver.

As for the step-by-step cultivation, he had already been thrown out of the clouds by Cang Shilan - forgive this poor boy, his IQ had dropped dramatically under the lure of tons of gold.

The principle of summoning is very simple, it is to blur your hand, pass through the gap in time and space, and go to another space to grab things. If the grabbed object is a Warcraft, it is a Warcraft summoning, and if the grasping is a non-living object, it is a Material Summon.

Cang Shilan can be admitted to university, he is naturally smart, and he can understand "Summoning Technique" at a glance. But after all, there is still a difference between cultivation and studying, so the downstairs of Cang Shilan's dormitory often hears such a voice:

"Hey, upstairs, poop and throw it in the bathroom, don't just throw it downstairs!"

"Sulfuric acid, which eldest sister upstairs is here to seek revenge? Look, don't hurt the innocent by mistake!"

"Upstairs, don't throw sticks. The wooden stick is a treasure, what if it hits a child, even if it doesn't hit a child, it's not good to hit the flowers and plants......"

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A month later, Cang Shilan finally mastered the summoning technique.

In fact, it is a bit exaggerated to say that he can summon something every time he summons, and as for what it is, only God knows.

On this day, he rubbed his hands, and picked up the summoning Dafa to summon some precious metals from the other world, if there were no precious metals, he would not mind the gems.

If you don't have these, copper can also be, more than 20 yuan per pound of copper, summon 10,000 catties, hehe, how many instant noodles can you buy.

Thinking of the beautiful life in the future, Cangshi Lan is almost so beautiful that his nose is bubbling.

Soon, he felt a smooth cylinder.

"Such a standard cylinder should be the product of intelligent beings. Cang Shi Lan Xin said.

Cang Shilan excitedly put the summoned items in front of her eyes to take a look.

Damn, it's an ordinary can! You say that people from other worlds don't want to dig up some gold and silver to store at home, and make some drinks.

Hey, it can't be a product of the earth. I remember that the cheap master summoned a Dongfeng steamroller last time, which shows that the summoning technique can not only summon things from other worlds, but also take things from the earth.

Cang Shilan carefully observed the summoned can.

It is a can painted in a color that is unappetizing at first sight, and it depicts a horned demon holding a bowl of bubbling green juice.

Otherworldly - there should be no one on earth who has such a bad taste.

Look at the text, not Chinese, not English, not Arabic, but a kind of square text that seems to be scientific.

Otherworldly - there is no square script on earth other than Chinese characters.

What exactly is in the jar? Judging by the picture, this should be a very delicious drink from the Atlas, judging by the packaging, it should be a drink that is mass-produced by the Atlas, and judging by the way it is opened, it is a drink that can be eaten, after all, no one would make the lid of a poison bottle so easy to open.

So can you drink this drink? After hesitating for a while, Cang Shilan still couldn't make up his mind. After all, he and the people of the other world crossed species, and the delicacy of the earth may be the poison of the other world, and vice versa.

It's good if you drink it and become a mutant hero like Spider-Man and Hulk, but it's miserable if you accidentally become a zombie or monster that everyone shouts at.

Cang Shilan put down the can, re-activated the summoning technique, and summoned again.

Well, another bottle, another bottle, another bottle...... In just thirty minutes, there were twenty more cans of undrinkable cans on the blue bed.

Why doesn't he have such a good life when he usually drinks drinks? The bottle he used to open always had a slightly mocking "Thank you for your patronage" printed on the back instead of the surprise "Another bottle." "But to summon otherworldly matter, it's one more bottle, no, it's another twenty bottles, isn't it fatal?

It's a drink that can't be drunk, let alone poured – in case it causes microbial mutations, God knows what disaster it will bring to the planet. These twenty bottles of drink, like twenty grenades, blew him up.

Cang Shilan sighed, it seems that there is no life to make a fortune today. He packed the cans into his backpack and prepared to take them to a distant place to bury them - knowing that it was as dangerous as a bacteriological weapon made by the evil Japanese devils, he had no better way to deal with it.

Just as he wanted to go out, he suddenly heard a big chaos outside the door, the sound of classmates screaming and crying, the sound of tables falling over and stools overturning, and the sound of doors and windows closing......

Cang Shilan was startled, and said in his heart, did he start to check the housekeeping again, and search for high-power electrical appliances? This time it seems to be true, looking at the earth-shattering posture outside, he will never stop until he finds out three or four hundred kinds of electrical appliances.

Cang Shilan looked back at his bed, and the electrical appliances were hidden in the hidden cubicle, and there was no danger of being checked.

He was about to step out of the door, when he suddenly remembered the backpack he was carrying on his back, in case the teacher who checked the housekeeping misunderstood that it contained prohibited items, and then took the otherworldly drink as a drug. He wanted to throw his backpack into the cubicle, but he was worried that his rich expression would cause unnecessary associations with the teacher, so he rolled over into bed, got into the cubicle, and hid it with his bag.

At the moment when he hid, he only heard a loud "click", and the door of the bedroom was shattered.

A thunderous voice sounded at the door: "The surname Cang, get out of here!"

Cang Shilan felt that the voice seemed to be heard, but it was not the teacher he knew, so he looked out through the crack in the cardboard and almost screamed.

It was the pigtailed old man who was shouting at the door!

"Why is he here? How does he know that my surname is Cang?"

In fact, Cang Shilan greatly underestimated the strength of the Beast Taming Gate.

On that day, the pigtailed old man fled after being seriously injured, and immediately released a magical beast called "Love Gum Monster" to treat his injuries.

Supposedly, Earth's technology has been able to treat gunshot wounds perfectly, but as soon as you enter the hospital, you must explain the origin of the gunshot wounds. Although the gun is not the pigtailed old man's, he pulls out the radish and brings out the mud during the conversation, and if he leaks out a sentence or two about his crime, it will be over.

Therefore, the Beast Taming Gate generally uses magical beasts with vitality to restore the aura to heal their injuries.

The "Love Gum Monster" is such a monster. It is a lovely pink color, wears a white nurse's cap, stares at two large, dark, round, watery eyes, and holds an oversized syringe under its armpit.

The syringe of the Love Gum Monster is by no means an ornament, and when facing the enemy, the syringe contains a non-lethal virus, which will either make the opponent feel itchy or make the opponent vomit and diarrhea, and when facing his own comrades, the liquid in the syringe will become an antidote or life recovery agent as needed.

When the Love Gum Monster was released, it didn't desperately make out with the old man like other magical beasts, because it knew that usually when it appeared, it was when the old man's life was greatly traumatized.

As soon as it appeared, it released the vitality recovery aura to replenish the old man's strength, and then held an oversized syringe towards the old man's buttocks, and "fluttered".

The love gelatin monster looked at the old man's face, immediately pulled out the needle, shook the needle, seemed to change the liquid medicine inside, and then plunged into the old man's ass with a "plop".

The old man with pigtails shouted: "You little thing, is the first injection an antidote? How many times have I said that you don't listen ......to the doctor and the person who gets the needle?"

The love gelatin monster gently pushed the needle while "squeaking" to justify.

When the love gelatin pulled out the needle, the old man with pigtails said, "Come here." ”

The love gelatin squeaked and stepped back.

As soon as the old man was lucky, a kind smile appeared on his face, and he said, "Come here, I promise not to fight ......."

The love gelatin monster shook his head, and at the same time, he couldn't stand the temptation of the heart of all beasts, and approached the old man.

"Ping Pong!"

The old man grabbed the love gum monster and beat it severely.

The old man said while beating: "I promise not to kill you!"

However, the Heart of Ten Thousand Beasts is indeed a great exercise, even when he was beaten, the Love Gelatin Monster did not put away his vitality and regained his aura, and was still helping the old man heal his body.