Chapter 146: A Real Foodie!
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Between the primeval jungle and the human settlements of Kaidao are two barbed wire fences that wind for tens of kilometers. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info, especially the barbed wire fence near the jungle, is connected to high-voltage electricity. It's very reminiscent of the Jurassic Park configuration, which is no doubt to protect against the island's staggering number of Burmese pythons and spiders.
The large Burmese python is obviously eating the power grid. But judging by the hospital's medical diary, the results of stopping the spiders with electrified barbed wire are not good. In the last week alone, there have been more than a dozen cases of spider bites. Compared to the situation more than a month ago, the number of people has increased significantly.
Hao Song, Edward, and Sino hung an insect trap on the outside of their backpacks, and then forged their student IDs with night cards, pretending to be students in the field of insect research in the biology department of a certain university, and swaggering to a checkpoint built at the intersection of a highway and barbed wire.
The checkpoint had apparently been overstaffed, with three guards at one small site. A man with a somewhat dull face and wearing a dirty security uniform stepped forward to ask Hao Song and the others, presumably he should be the official guard of the site. And the two guys who sat a little farther away and whispered to them with a lewd/trivial face: Sino-Julius, were eighty percent of the support personnel sent by the government.
As mind cultivators who felt more keenly than ordinary people, Hao Song and the three of them naturally heard the whispers of the two of them. Just to avoid getting into trouble, they all pretended not to hear.
To the surprise of the cowards, the stunned-looking guard simply inquired about their intentions, glanced at their papers, and let them go. Hao Song's specially prepared statements for the guns and knives in his group's backpacks, as well as a pre-written statement of accidental exemption (similar to life and death), were completely useless. Although U.S. imperialist civilians have legal guns, and there are no rare animals in the rainforest of Kaidao to prevent poaching (it can even be said that snake hunting is welcome), but this is too irresponsible, right? Don't you care if these tourists send a "human flesh home delivery" to the Burmese python and can't come back?
Edward Miero's evaluation of this is: "The guards didn't make it difficult for you, you didn't turn around and kneel 360 degrees, and you are still here to dwell on his irresponsible problems, you kid is also panicked." ”
However, Snow frowned slightly, and indifferently expressed her approval of the cowardice: "It's a little strange...... Huh!?"
She saw a figure flickering in the corner of her left eye, and she subconsciously and quickly withdrew her left hand, just in time to dodge the claws that the cowards suddenly caught! But even so, Sino was still so startled by Hao Song's exaggerated and abrupt stretch of hand that she almost drew her knife.
"Thank God, Allah, Buddha, and my ancestors! Finally a person with a normal mind has come!" Although Hao Song did not succeed in holding Snow's left hand and shaking it violently to express his gratitude, he was still excited.
He has always felt that staying with Edward for a long time will have to lower his IQ and his nerves will be swelled. And this mission, I finally have a teammate who understands! It's like seeing the dawn in the night, the clear spring in the desert, and the Chinese restaurant with a hard cut! How can he not let his heart flutter and be grateful?
"I'm sorry, this guy has been a little nervous. But he's not a strange person. However, Edward Mierro saw this and explained to Snow with an apologetic face.
Hao Song immediately looked back and retorted loudly: "I'm a normal person!
Sino-Julius looked at the two goods from the sidelines, and silently read in his heart: "Actually, they are two strange things without consciousness......
With such a distraction, the three people walking on the dirt road all forgot about the irresponsible guard, after all, it was still important to search for the ancestors.
Edward Miero looked around looking for something, and said, "Speaking of which, the source of all the troubles on Kaidao is the invasion of alien species caused by the Burmese python. ”
Hao Song paid attention to the spider webs that gradually appeared in front of him, and replied: "It is said that the Burmese python was originally a pet of the American imperialists, and after escaping into the rainforest, it has no natural enemies at all. Then the delay and inappropriate response of the government/government has caused the current mess. ”
"Aren't humans the natural enemies of all animals?" asked Edward Miero in surprise.
The cowardly said with a look of disdain: "Professor Cesar is really right, senior, your biology is really bad! Natural enemies refer to a certain animal in nature that specializes in preying on or harming another animal. Humans obviously don't fit that definition, do they?"
Hearing this, Edward Miero nodded abruptly and said, "Also, human beings prey on and endanger the entire natural world." Hao Song's face was black, and he turned his face away slightly, not going to answer Edward's question about the biological blindness.
But Edward Miero had already been intrigued, and he continued: "In this way, what the people of Kaidao need most should be a copy of the Burmese python cooking and delicacies! and the spider cooking encyclopedia!" After saying that, he grabbed an innocent garden spider from the spider web of the low tree by the roadside.
Hao Song complained on the side: "Do you think that the people of the world are like you, and they can eat snakes and spiders all day long! I think it is better to directly let the factory owners in the south of the Celestial Empire immigrate over, they are the most taboo-free foodies in my Celestial Empire." ”
Sino-Julius looked at the gray-black garden spider the size of a finger that Edward Mierro pinched between his fingers, and his face couldn't help but show a hint of horror, and he said in his heart: "Hey, hey, hey, what is the tyrant doing with it?" It should just be a catch, right?
Then Edward casually threw the spider into his mouth, "crunched" and chewed, and muttered and complained, "Sure enough, it still needs to be fried......
Mamma Mia! I ate it directly!! I ate it alive spider!! so terrible, hideous insect actually ate it in one bite and didn't change color!! green juice flowed out of the corners of my mouth!! Ice Queen Snow from the ancient and noble Julius family screamed in her heart, her face was like ashes, and her stomach turned upside down.
Speaking of which, we can't help but introduce the spiders of Kaijima. Speaking of the most vicious spiders in the rainforest of Kaidao, the most famous ones are naturally the various species of ground tigers. The various ground tigers on Kaidao are arboreal bird-catching spiders (I don't know why they are called ground tigers). The size of an adult birdcatcher spider can fill a person's entire mouth, and its abdomen has a prominent "tiger marking". Among the cobwebs of the Kaidao rainforest, the relatively large U-shaped cobwebs located high above the island are their masterpieces. However, more of the cobwebs in the rainforest are delicate and small, and these webs are home to the more common, smaller garden spider, the one that Edward Mierro has just brought to the belly.
Just as Sino-Julius was horrified by Edward Miero's lack of taboos about food, Hao Song also looked at the green liquid at the corner of Edward's mouth. A slight wheez, very seductive female voice sounded: "Does the famous tyrant also pay attention to the activation and evolution of the digestive system? This really makes the little woman very excited~"
"What!?" Hao Song and Edward looked at the source of the sound in shock (Snow's pale face could no longer be lost).
On the branches of the old trees on the side, Miss Diego Mussolini, who was wearing only a leopard print bikini and a pair of fluffy and comfortable night watch uniform sweatpants!
"Oh, you seem to be surprised~" Miss Diego gently bit her red lip (which does not match her skin color at all), and continued to explain in a seductive tone like whispering in her ear, "The previous dress was for the so-called 'aristocratic elegance' of the Mussolini family, but now this is the norm for little women~"
"It's about us!Who asked you about the change in your dressing style!" Edward and Hao Song complained together.
"Oops~ What two men who don't understand the amorous feelings~" Miss Diego shook her head helplessly, looked at the expressionless Silk, and said meaningfully, "I don't know how these two pieces of wood attracted Her Excellency the Ice Queen?"
"No comment. Snow snuggled back.
Miss Diego's face froze, knowing that she couldn't achieve anything from Snow, so she turned the topic to the other two and sneered: "It's a pity~ This mission, which is mainly searching, your team doesn't even have a genuine scout~ Then we can only laugh at the top three of this welcome hunting season~"
After a pause, she suddenly jumped to the crown of the old tree with the agility of a spirit monkey, and with the comfort and speed of a dragonfly, she took out a palm-sized yellow-green birdcatcher spider that twitched from the gap between the leaves and the spider's web!
Hao Song watched in amazement as the spider, which was almost the size of half of Miss Diego's face, was chewed up by her, and the terrifying dark green bodily fluids on Miss Diego's lips were greedily licked clean by her long bright red tongue. The stomach that has been tested by Edward Mierro for a long time also throbbed violently! It felt 10,000 times more disgusting than when he was 16 years old, watching the live broadcast of netizens on the Internet!!
After doing the shocking gluttony, Miss Diego still couldn't finish smashing her red lips and said, "In addition~ Miss Ben will also let you know what a real foodie is! Tyrant Edward Mierro, my menu has more names than you've ever eaten!" Only a rather bad fragment of eating was left for the others......
Hao Song drank a few sips of water in a row, suppressing the urge to regurgitate. glanced at Sino, who was silent on the side, exuding a peaceful and calm mental fluctuation, and said "thank you". The Ice Queen nodded in response, but her face was almost as white as a freshly painted white wall, and it was clear that the "calm" heart effect could not completely resist her nauseous urges.
At this time, the cowards had time to pay attention to Edward. Surprisingly, the sophomore leader like a flood beast: the tyrant Edward Mierro, actually lowered his head at this moment, and his body trembled slightly!
Hao Song patted him and comforted: "Uh...... Don't be so low! That madwoman doesn't eat what humans should eat at all! Even though you're the same eater...... In addition, senior, although you are also a scout of the team, after all, it is different from her kind of major...... There is a specialization in the art industry, and she can't beat you with ten positive hard anuses...... So there's no need to be so frustrated?"
"Good ......," Edward whispered in a trembling voice.
"Okay?"
Then the tyrant suddenly looked up, his eyes lit up, and he exclaimed, "How cool! That 'dead' lady is so cool!!!"
"Cool girl!!"
["In the desire to eat, Miss Ben does not lose to anyone! Even if it is the Soaring of the Gods, I will eat it for you ——Diego Mussolini"]