Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Ivory Thunderbolt 1
"What happened?"
This was the first question that Tao Xiaozhi and the others ran out of, and the stupid star threw at his cousin.
The fire star hung upside down with his feet hooked to the branches, whistling and swinging around.
"I heard a lot of noise just now, are you causing trouble again?" said Silly Xing.
Huoxing said indifferently: "Nothing happened, I've been swinging here, and I haven't heard any movement!"
Silly Xing bit his index finger and said, "That's strange, we obviously heard the 'ding bell' sound randomly."
Huoxing said: "That's because you are too careful! However, just now I also heard the sound of 'ding ding', a fat man carrying a large pile of silver in his arms!"
Dou Ye said: "Since there is nothing to do, then please go to the cold house to gather, drink tea and eat, today's matter is thanks to you!"
"Thanks to us?" Tao Xiaozhi scratched his head and said, "What is thanks to us?
Dou Ye smiled: "Coincidentally, Uncle Cheng actually agreed to that matter, I think it should be thanks to you, if it were in normal times, he wouldn't squeeze our oil dry, but he wouldn't do anything for anyone!"
Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "This has nothing to do with us, it's just close to 'me'! That's because I'm so handsome, handsome guys can always bring good luck to others!"
Silly Xing smiled and said: "Your respectful face, don't scare others to death, people are still very lucky! People still want you to roll as far away as possible, lest the flowers will be thanked when they see it!"
Dou Ye smiled: "In short, I must thank you, and I must appreciate my face and stay for dinner!"
Speaking of eating, Tao Xiaozhi really has thousands of reasons to stay: he was not very hungry, but as soon as he was reminded, he screamed!
Beans are not only diverse in variety and color, but also rich in nutrients, which can provide the human body with the nutrients it needs, and are a must-have food for all ages and home travel!
Beans can not only be boiled, fried, stewed, but also ground into tofu to make non-staple foods such as yuba In short, beans are inseparable from human life, especially the life of Xiaodou Village!
Tao Xiaozhi, Silly Xingxing, and Huoxing are tapping the bowl with chopsticks, anxiously waiting for their beautiful lunch!
Smelling the aroma wafting out of the kitchen, thinking about the "strange aroma rap mushroom" that gourmets don't want to stew, Tao Xiaozhi couldn't help but reverie and saliva overflowing!
"What's the first dish?" said Tao Xiaozhi with chopsticks in his mouth.
Silly Star said: "It must be delicious, you can see it from the aroma!"
Bean Ji holds the first course and rushes out of the kitchen!
Fried soybeans!
These beans are really fried and fragrant!
"These fried beans are really, really delicious~" Dou Ji smiled, laughing weirdly, and blinked mysteriously, and the dark light leaked!
Tao Xiaozhi doesn't care what Douji's smile means, as long as it is delicious, he stuffs it into his mouth, and his mouth is full of it!
This bean fragrance is fragrant, but it is not easy to gnaw on, it is simply deadly, as hard as a stone!
After Tao Xiaozhi discovered this "principle", he almost broke all his big teeth and swallowed a lot of beans!
Dou Ji covered his mouth and grinned: "I forgot to tell you, this dish is not a main dish, it is a pre-dish, it is used to cultivate the atmosphere and arouse your appetite!
Tao Xiaozhi said angrily: "Why didn't you say it earlier, it hurt my big teeth to pierce several holes, I already knew that your laughter was ill-intentioned."
Silly Star smiled: "But you still eat gluttony, but you have to pay the price!"
The first dish of the main dish was finally on the table, fried tofu!
Silly Xingxing smiled: "Brother Xiaozhi, you don't have to worry about breaking your teeth now!"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "I'm not worried about this, I'm worried about whether such a small plate of tofu is enough to eat!"
"Don't worry about this, there is tofu in the kitchen!" Dou Ye also came out of the kitchen and handed over all the kitchen affairs to his wife.
Tao Xiaozhi is not worried that he is not enough to eat, but that others are not enough to eat, because he has always been not very skilled, but his ability to open his mouth is that no one can eat as much and fast!
The second course is fried fennel with beans.
The third dish is soup, stewed pork bones with soybeans.
The fourth dish is stir-fried chicken with yuba.
The fifth course is fried bean sprouts.
The sixth course is mung bean syrup.
The seventh course is a drink, soy milk.
Silly Xingxing suddenly said: "Brother Xiaozhi, after eating for so long, have you found a pattern?"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "What law?"
Silly Star said: "It seems that every dish has beans!"
Tao Xiaozhi exclaimed: "You are so smart, you have discovered such a law!
Silly Xingxing said: "What law?"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "It's that there is oil in every dish!"
Huo Xing said angrily: "What kind of fart rule is this! Then have you noticed the third rule, which is that every dish is packed with porcelain!"
Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "I also found a pattern of flowers on every porcelain."
The three of them all competed to talk about the rules of their discoveries, which amused Dou Ye all the time, and even the usually gloomy Dou Guan laughed!
Dou Ye smiled: "Then let's have an irregular dish!"
The final dish is served on a large plate with a variety of fruits: watermelon, apple, grape, murco, magic fruit, etc.
Silly Star Douji hurriedly said: "Don't make noise, everyone, I found another rule!"
Is this dish all fruit?
Suddenly a voice came from outside the hall: "I have also discovered a pattern, that is, you all have to die!"
Who's coming?
A group of twenty or thirty guards rushed in with swords in their swords, and surrounded all the people in the hall!
A fat man walked in panting with his stomach held up, clutching his cheeks.
Uncle Cheng!
Everyone in the hall was taken aback, except for the fire star who felt a special anger!
Dou Ye was the most frightened, and hurriedly went to kowtow to Uncle Cheng to say goodbye: "Uncle Cheng, why are you here again?"
"You dare to ask someone to plot against me, I'm afraid that I will come again" Uncle Cheng flew up and kicked Master Dou to the ground, "You don't come to this set!"
Dou Ye spat blood from his mouth, but re-fixed his kneeling posture and said, "What happened......
"What you're looking for is me!" Huo Xing pointed at Uncle Cheng with a fly swatter and said angrily, "If you want to fight, you can fight me, it has nothing to do with him!"
Uncle Cheng was indeed a little afraid of that shot, but he still had a reason not to change his face.
"I said it," Uncle Cheng said angrily, "You all have to die, and there is no one left!"
As he spoke, Uncle Cheng pulled out the sword of the soldier next to him and cut Master Dou's head
"Bell"
Of course, Master Dou's head was not so hard, but the sword in Uncle Cheng's hand somehow shook away!
"Bang Bang Bang"
Uncle Cheng was slapped a few more times, lost a few big teeth, and fell to the ground calling his father and mother!
The fire star appeared in front of him, caressing the fly swatter!
Huoxing said angrily: "I told you to fight me, you want to beat others, I really don't know what to do, just like a pig doesn't know how to write the word 'fat'!"
Several guards immediately swung their swords and slashed over, Tao Xiaozhi went to resist the soldiers on the other sides, and Silly Xingxing, Douguan and Douji immediately came to rescue Dou Ye!
Huoxing's skills are really good, and in a few clicks, all the weapons of a piece of guards were blown away, and they were also beaten to the point where their lips and faces were swollen to find their teeth!
Tao Xiaozhi's side is not bad, he has learned a few kung fu tricks from his grandfather, his grandfather is a first-class master in the rivers and lakes, so even if he beats a few times, it is quite scary, you see, what "elephant stepping on toes", "monkey stealing peaches", "slingshot" and so on are all used, and they also knock down such a large number of people!
So the twenty or thirty soldiers in the hall fell in half, and rolled all over the ground!
It seems that Uncle Cheng's "revenge" has ended tragically!
"Daddy, it's not good! The outside of the house is surrounded like an iron bucket, and it is full of taxis."
After being beaten by the fire star, Douya recuperated in his room, slept for a while, and was awakened by the noise, and then the windowsill was crowded with the shadows of soldiers, and then he rushed out to report his father, but as soon as he stuck his head into the hall, the knife flashed, and the head fell to the ground, and the word "soldier" was vaguely spat out from the mouth of the severed head
Seeing this, Dou Ye fainted, Dou Guan held the chair in the hall and smashed it at the guards, but Dou Ji stared blankly at his brother's head in a pool of blood
Pieces of guards fell, and Douguan smashed the crowd with chairs like crazy, and that kind of lifeless spirit was enough to scare many people!
However, many soldiers rushed in from the outside, replenished their forces, and rushed over with the blood of those who had fallen!
However, the results of this are not very good, and the fact that more people are falling is the best proof of this!
"Stop"
It was a loud roar, as if a person had been slapped several times, and the power was amazing, who was qualified to say these two words?
Of course, it's Uncle Cheng, because there are hundreds of people under him who listen to him!
What does it mean to stop? Don't you fight? Retreat in the face of difficulties?
Now everyone doesn't want to fight, only Tao Xiaozhi is still making small moves. But does "stop" really mean "don't fight"?
Uncle Cheng's round eyes widened suddenly, a hint of a sinister smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he roared: "Throw away the sword and give them a little color."
Throwing away the sword, can you still give people a little color? Is he stupid to Huoxing, does he want to "learn from each other" with his bare hands?
No!
It was true that they threw away their swords, and the iron armor on their bodies was removed, but a black ivory was pulled out from their waists. There are alternating yellow and black rings near the tip of this one.
Could this be a "sword" that is more powerful than a sword? Can it be called an "ivory sword"? If it is used as a "sword," it seems a little stupid, at least the stupid star thinks so.
The soldiers smiled darkly, surrounded Tao Xiaozhi and them on the table in the hall, and pointed at them with the "ivory sword"!
"What did this come from?" Tao Xiaozhi said, "What tricks do they want to do?"
People who don't know won't say, and people who know don't want to tell him, except for "people who know" and "people who don't know" in the world, there seems to be no one else, so Tao Xiaozhi is indeed a little scared, because he doesn't know the answer!
People are always afraid of the unknown (new viruses, weapons, futures, etc.), so the ignorant always live in a frightened environment, and the wise create these "frightened" horror atmospheres.
"Three" Uncle Cheng is proudly counting down!
The soldiers took another step closer, and even the hands they were holding trembled, too excited
"Two"
"Whatever!" said Vulsa angrily, "give him a few slaps in the face."
"One! Launch"
"Click!
The hall was filled with flashes of bright light, thunder and lightning
A dazzling ball of light condensed from the fangs of the many black tusks, growing larger and stronger, and then bursting out lightning bolts that shot straight at the soft steel fly swatter held by the fire star
"Rumble"
The fly swatter sucked all the lightning into it and acted on the fire star
The fire star fell, his body was charred, the smoke was billowing and his mouth was foaming, and his eyes were rolling
It's a thunderbolt
The miserable situation of Tao Xiaozhi, Silly Xingxing, Douji, Dou Ye and Douguan is not much better than Huoxing, because their bodies are close together
So, like roasted spiders, they fell together!
That black ivory can produce thunder and lightning
What kind of weapon is this?
Although the power of one is not very strong, but so many of them are brought together, the power can really "split Huashan".
Will they be able to withstand such shocks?