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"Huh, something's coming?"
The incident went back to before the explosion, and Qin En was still in a daze looking at something that flew out of the dimensional crack created in Gensokyo. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
The weather is really bad today, and it seems that there is nothing strange about the heavy rain starting to fall in the next moment.
However, thanks to this gloomy weather, Qin En could clearly see something descending from the sky. It's not big, even because Qin En thinks it's not big in the sky, it looks like a basketball-sized thing.
It was surrounded by a yellowish glow, and from a distance it looked like a meteorite from outer space that often appears in movies, although it was a little too stingy to describe it as a meteorite.
Its small size means that it is difficult to be discovered, and Yakumo Blue was focused on repairing the loopholes in Gensokyo before, so naturally he didn't see the small thing that was only the size of a basketball. Qin En's discovery of this foreign object was due to coincidence, and he felt as if there was something to see, and Qin En was the only one who stood so high in Fantasy Township, and as for the flying monster, it was also far away from here, plus the momentum broke with a feeling of a meteorite, but the qi body did not make any terrifying sounds...... So no one else saw it except Qin En.
"It shouldn't be the heroine who fell from the sky, right?" Qin En looked at the things that fell from the sky unhurriedly and thought casually, Qin En has seen a lot of waste cute series of comics and anime, and he has seen everything that fell from the sky, even if it is a catalog of magic forbidden books, so he naturally knows this kind of plot.
Even American comics that have nothing to do with the abject have a similar plot, don't you remember Superman when you were a child?
But soon Qin En couldn't maintain his mind that it didn't matter to him, looking at the bigger and more obvious sphere, Qin En couldn't help but feel a panic and exclaimed: "Damn!
Qin En's whole body was chilling now: Just kidding, even if a baby who fell from the sixth floor would be very troublesome to pick it up, that kind of height would kill people if it was just a key, and that basketball-sized thing landed from another dimension of outer space
Although Qin En had long since discarded external knowledge such as physics, he also knew these dangerous common sense...... When he saw the thing from outside the sky coming straight towards him, he turned around and left the top floor without saying a word, ready to go back to the hotel to hide!
Bang!
"Damn!"
Qin En couldn't help but scold, not because of anything else, but because this broken thing fell directly on the place where Qin En was going to flee back, and slapped directly on the ground in front of Qin En, this top floor had accumulated a lot of dust in the past, and suddenly something fell from the sky, naturally rolling up a burst of scratching dust, and for a while, the top floor was also smoky, and Qin En, who was choking on the dust and coughing, also cursed in his heart for the lazy waiter who didn't know how to clean the dust on the top floor.
While waving his hand to disperse and looking in that direction, Qin En suddenly found that what fell from outer space was not a meteorite or something, the thing that looked like the size of a basketball actually showed its original shape after falling to the ground - the top floor of his house did not collapse, but only rolled up a dirty smell of black smoke miasma, Qin En coughed with red eyes, and he was also a little puzzled in his heart, plus there was no one else around, Qin En asked strangely: "It's really strange, why does this seem to be ...... Will something like a Xinhua dictionary appear from outer space?"
That's right, this is a book similar to the Xinhua dictionary, in fact, Qin En also saw the Chinese language taught by Bai Zehuiyin in the temple house, and it is said that he is holding a dictionary...... Unlike the world that values English, because of the Asian cultural circle, such as Chinese, Japanese is taught in the people, and you can find a lot of Japanese speakers in the people, because most of the Japanese are indigenous here, and you can also find a lot of people who speak Chinese and Chinese languages here, which are naturally people who escaped the war from wars such as the end of the Yuan Dynasty, the end of the Ming Dynasty, the end of the Qing Dynasty, and the Republic of China, and the popularity of English is also because of the invisible influence of the outside world on Gensokyo...... Well, the topic is off track, anyway, to sum it up-----
Qin En never imagined that a book would fall to the ground from the extradimensional space of the universe with such meteorite-like momentum, and the book looked as thick as a Chinese dictionary.
"I thought it was something, dare to love this is a broken book!" Qin En looked at the broken book lying on the ground with some disgust, this book does not have any beautiful patterns, there are no cute Japanese beautiful girls, there is no sexy and sultry European and American cover girl, and there is not even a sturdy man who attracts, how can this make Qin En, who has the impetuousness of outsiders, like such a broken book, and laughed very unceremoniously.
"Who do you say is the broken book!"
“???????”
However, at this time, a man's voice that he had never heard before suddenly came, which made Qin En a little stunned.
At that moment, it was as if he was in the ancient imperial hall, and then all the doors and windows were sealed, and then a middle-aged man with a loud voice sat on a dragon chair that would definitely give people arthritis or hemorrhoids, and shouted a loud voice that was incomparable to that of a tenor.
"Wait. Qin En twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at the book under his feet, he didn't read less of this kind of plot, the comfort brought by shaking his hands gave Qin En a lot of time to make up interesting knowledge, so his eyes naturally focused on this book, as if he was dreaming, and said, "Are you talking?"
Although he said this in the tone of a question mark, he did not have any doubts, and that tone was also to say, "You said it!"
"Truly—"
After being recognized, the book, which was lying on the ground as thick as a dictionary, actually moved, moving without any wind, and the cover of the book (the cover was towards Qin En) automatically changed, forming two cartoon-shaped eyes, not the watery female eyes of Japanese anime, but the kind of cartoon eyes that only appear in elementary school manga to describe the form of villains.
Under Qin En's stunned expression, a sinister mouth appeared, and a neutral male voice naturally made a loud voice from the mouth of the book: "That's right, it's me who is talking!"
Qin En had never seen such a picture, even if something like magic existed, he didn't expect there to be a book like this!
And Qin En's look of horror and disacceptance was exchanged for the book's disdainful eyes: "What a dirt bun I have never met!"
Not long ago, Qin En was still saying that Lumia, who had been sealed for a long time, was a dirt bun, but now she was despised by a book that didn't know how to fly from that world!
"I've never seen a book like yours, how can a book with eyes, a mouth, and its own logic and thinking ability exist!"
Qin En was a little unable to understand the current situation, anyway, he was ridiculed once, and it was useless to pretend to understand if he didn't know how to do it, so he simply shouted out his own complaints without any cover-up!
"It's really rare and weird, tsk, a superficial and ignorant guy like you really exists, which corner of the universe is this place I am?"
Listening to his tone, it seemed that many books could talk in his world? This is really terrifying! This frightened Qin En didn't even care much about his ridicule.
Qin En couldn't imagine that kind of picture, if all the books were related to human beings and ...... Youkai can talk and think, so what kind of mess will the world become!
...... Wait, it doesn't seem to be without harm, but if that's the case, isn't it ............ to read pornographic books
“...... It's interesting. Qin En couldn't help but think deeply, this kind of face-changing change made this book a little puzzled.
Suddenly, at this time, a gust of wind blew, and the book began to open automatically...... But it didn't open it much before it closed automatically, and this strange appearance made Qin En completely unable to judge what its mood was.
If a person is trembling, he can still describe his demeanor and mood, but what if the object is a book? Qin En's curiosity buried the panic, and he began to think seriously.
"What the hell are you thinking?"
"I'm looking at the monkey watch...... Oh no, I'm just observing and learning new things. ”
The change in the expression of the man in front of him was also seen in the eyes of this book, which shows that he also has the ability to observe words and colors, which makes Qin En even more curious, and the corresponding book also feels a little uncomfortable, that gaze is the feeling of a tourist looking at a dinosaur skeleton.
So the movement of this book became even more bizarre, it kept squirming on the ground, as if it was a fish that was photographed on the shore, twitching and struggling, Qin En was still curious to watch, but the book couldn't help but open his mouth and urge, "Hurry up, pick it up, pick me up quickly......"
“..................”
Then, Qin En's face stiffened, how could he not understand the meaning of this struggle?
Seeing Qin En in a daze, he roared even more impatiently: "Hurry up and pick me up, it's very uncomfortable to lie on this dirty ground, damn, this backward planet that doesn't know where to go, the people here are so dull! Quickly clean up for me and put me on a comfortable bookshelf, and by the way, find me a few beautiful books for me to be my girlfriend! Hey, do you understand...... What are you lifting your foot for, wow, don't step on it - it hurts!"
The majesty began to turn into a mess, Qin En stepped on this strange book that could talk and knew how to pursue a beautiful cover book with an expressionless face, and from his mouth Qin En could judge that this book was estimated to be ...... Definitely not exists on Earth, and perhaps not in the Milky Way.
Backward planet, I don't know which corner of the universe? These are all the key words that this book says with a big mouth, and Qin En can judge that the place where this book used to be is probably a very remarkable place...... At the very least, it's a different world, well, if that's the case, it makes sense, after all, there are other-dimensional creatures in that other-dimensional rift in Gensokyo...... Well, this development is very scientific, and this book is probably inhaled by Gensokyo's habit of absorbing strange shapes and things for some reason, and then entering Gensokyo along the cracks.
“............ Hmm, is it really okay for the worldview to suddenly become so big? Is this some kind of development that is about to collapse in the super-unfolding?"
The sudden appearance of alien creatures made Qin En a little worried, he was afraid that he would suddenly become a so-called black historical character from a good human male protagonist?
Because of its small size, Yakumo Blue didn't find it, and from the fact that it landed from a high altitude without the page was damaged, it also showed that it also had some self-preservation power, and sure enough, when Qin En stepped on this book, he could feel that in addition to scolding and expressing dissatisfaction there, the page seemed to be automatically opened, and the not weak force resisted under his feet...... This made Qin En a little concerned, maybe ...... What kind of magic does the other party want to open the book to release? Therefore, Qin En stepped on the book to prevent it from moving!
"Alright, alright, don't keep stepping on it, you barbarism who doesn't know the planet...... I don't step on it! I admit defeat, I admit defeat! I'm afraid of getting dirty! You pick me up quickly...... Please!"
"That's what it sounds like. Qin En picked up the dirty book with a soothing face, but even so, Qin En clung to the book and didn't let it open automatically, but fortunately, the book also gave in as if resigned to fate, and let Qin En pick it up.
It's just that there is too much dust on it, Qin En frowned and kept slapping the wall with this book, every time he patted it, the dust went down, and the book was crying like a wolf, until it was completely clean, Qin En picked it up, and the cartoon image on the cover of the book was also very cartoonish with teardrops, similar to the expression of (┬_┬), all the mighty and domineering were gone, and a man with a big man's voice could cry like this, which really made Qin En feel ......
"Disgusting. ”
The book seemed to suddenly open his mouth to refute something, but Qin En didn't give him that chance, and rudely slapped it on the wall as a brick, and at this moment Qin En even felt that the book seemed to tremble!
Hell knows what's going on with this disgusting feeling! This kind of book trembling in your hand is really disgusting!
"Now, I ask you questions, and you answer honestly. Qin En endured the feeling of nausea and spoke.
And this time this strange book did not make any trouble, and waited patiently for the barbarians of this planet to torture him.
"Tell me, what's your name, what is your identity?"
"I'm just a magic guide book! I'm a magic guide book made by the Demon God! As for the name? I don't have a name, everyone else calls me the Demon Realm Holy Scripture! I have always obeyed the orders of the Demon God to assist the princess!"
Demon Realm Holy Scripture?Demon God-sama Made?, this background sounds really domineering! What kind of princess is he assisted, and he is actually the identity of the king's dog's leg! Purely from the dog's leg's status, Qin En's dogleg is a dogleg of the slap big fantasy native overlord dogleg...... It's a shame to be this identity!
But because Qin En didn't have any concept of the demon god, he directly ignored these esoteric answers, for him, the so-called demon god was not as strong as the big monster brought Qin En's sense of crisis, even if the word demon god sounded very strong and powerful.
"So, what are you here for, and why are you here?"
"Who do you ask me about this, the little princess just took me out during the summer camp tour and threw me aside...... Suddenly, a spatial crack in another dimension fluctuated, and it sucked me directly into this place! I can't even figure out where this is!"
“...... Okay, dare you guy is a waste travel book. "If you're a comic book character, you're probably all black lines on your head, right?
It's just a coincidence, a coincidence that can't be more pure, without any reason!
"What? you look down on me!" but I don't know which word came into play, and the book suddenly became angry.
But this kind of anger has no majesty at all for Qin En, and it is impossible to deter Qin En, he nodded frankly: "That's right, I just look down on your broken book, the Demon Realm Holy Book created by the Demon God?
"Wow, yes, yes!" This book called the Demon Realm Holy Book seemed to be completely enraged, forgetting his own compromise, and also forgetting the pain of being violent, and roared angrily: "You dare to underestimate me, you dare to insult the princess and the demon god! You are a stinky boy!"
"Yo yo yo, it's amazing, it's really amazing, I'm so scared. Qin En read expressionlessly, saying this string of words without emotion like the worst reading student.
"It's time for you to see my real skills!"
The Demon Realm Holy Book roared angrily, and it suddenly erupted into the small universe when Qin En was not paying attention, and directly broke free, only to see the book slowly soaring into the air, hanging high. Then he was dragged into the air by an incredible force, and automatically turned the middle page of the book in Qin En's surprised look. No one made a move and no air currents appeared, so they naturally turned the pages of the book, and the words on it were all descriptions of otherworldly words that Qin En couldn't understand, and its eyes all appeared in the pages, and its ridiculous cartoon eyes appeared on the left and right pages of the pages, pretending to stare fiercely into the distance, I have to say that this is a very ridiculous picture, the hideous big eyes are not scary at all, but they look very childish and ridiculous.
But then Qin En couldn't laugh, because at this time, an extremely strong magic fluctuation began to occur, this fluctuation made Qin En's laughter stop abruptly, this strong magic fluctuation was something Qin En had never felt, he knew that he was in big trouble!
"Wait, stop me! I know you're good, I know you're awesome!
Qin En, who realized that something was wrong, stopped laughing at this book, and began to hurriedly stop this guy, but unfortunately this book didn't listen to Qin En at all, he just laughed angrily: "It's late!"
A light with a strong color appeared on its ridiculous eyes, and Qin En directly squatted down his body when he realized that something was wrong, and then he heard this book called the Demon Realm Holy Book roar angrily.
"Super Light Wave Bo
Childish enough to be reminiscent of the names of children's cartoons, amusing and ridiculous sounds, but Qin En didn't have the heart to laugh at all, because the moment he crouched down, an indescribably strong light erupted directly from the book's eyes.
This anomalous laser directly pierced the gloomy weather of Gensokyo, and everyone on the street felt this strong mess of energy, and these two rays of light erupted from the eyes crossed the human world and hit a mountain far away from the human world.
Boom ――――――!!!!
The earth shook and the mountains shook like this, and the entire Gensokyo suddenly produced a violent fluctuation, Qin En, who was lying on the ground, looked at the distance behind him with a pale face, on a certain mountain that was a long distance away from the world: a mountain that Qin En could see vaguely in the middle of the tall buildings was destroyed by the light wave at that moment, and a huge mushroom cloud suddenly set off in a no-man's land in Gensokyo! The air currents that rose to the sky almost swept into the world, just like a nuclear explosion in an old documentary. There was a huge mushroom-shaped blasting cloud hundreds of kilometers, and the vermilion light made Qin En realize that he had made a big disaster, and a little cold sweat began to seep out of his forehead, and he suddenly felt how stupid and imprudent his previous attitude was!
"Mhahahahaha
After the catastrophe, the cartoon face of the book began to distort into a laughing and idiotic laugh, but the stupid appearance against the background of the leveled mountains and the huge mushroom cloud made people feel particularly hideous and fierce.
How should I explain it? How should I explain it to Lord Lan! How should I explain it to the old folks in Gensokyo! A word called unemployment came to Qin En's mind, and then another word called prison came to mind, and he looked fiercely at the book that unleashed a terrible disaster comparable to a nuclear explosion.
"Hahaha! I'm awesome! Stinky boy, you know how awesome...... Gah?"
Suddenly, the book found that the man who was squatting on the ground and shivering was gone, and he looked around in a daze, but the next moment an unimaginable pain spread through the book's body, and he just let out a whimper and fell directly to the ground from his mouth.
The book, which had a more sensitive sense of pain than humans, was unexpectedly not knocked out quickly, and his cartoonish eyes appeared behind him, seeing a man holding something strange.
Qin En was holding the tape in his hand, and since he knew that he had to open the book to release his magic, he would never be able to open it!
Although I don't know anything about this planet, this book instinctively feels bad!
"What are you going to do you bastard?!"
"I've decided, I'm going to use you as a table-pad thing, so that you will never turn over!"
"Woo !!!"
Qin En grabbed the book fiercely, then ripped the tape open, wrapping it around roll after roll of tape in the midst of the book's terrible screams.