Chapter 14: Gathering Immortals
I was really startled to see the old god stick, you said that he was out of the devil, who could bear it, I pointed at him and couldn't speak, he smiled at me, took off his sunglasses and put them in his jacket pocket, "You guys talk first, I'm not in a hurry." Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
My mom looked at me and asked, "Son, are you drinking too much or what?
I pointed to the old god stick sitting next to my dad and asked my mom, "Mom, can't you see it?"
My mom was a little confused by me, looked at my dad's side and asked me, "What did you see?", my dad heard it and looked at the vacant seat next to him, with a blank face, and the old god stick smiled at my dad as a greeting, but my dad didn't bird him, it should be said that he didn't see him.
I somewhat understood, this old god stick is a fairy, how can a fairy be seen casually, I took my hand back and muttered: "This wine is so strong, a little dazzled."
My dad glanced at me, "A mouth full of cannons, I only drank as much as I wanted, but I pretended to be Lao Tzu, and I drank it myself if I didn't drink it", and poured himself another cup after speaking.
I wasn't in the mood to drink it anymore with the appearance of the old god stick, but I still had to do it, until I drank with my dad until more than eight o'clock, and then I pretended that I couldn't drink it and shook myself into the back room, which had a hut I used to sleep in, and now my mother still kept it for me.
When I entered the house and fooled my mother away, I took out a cigarette and lit it and asked the old god stick who followed up: "Aren't you going abroad? Why did you come back so quickly? Didn't you have another job to do? If I jumped off the building again, I wouldn't care, and now I want to vomit when I see the meat filling."
The old god stick casually found a place to sit down, "How can there be so many jumping off the building, there are only a few places to go out to play, this time I came back to take you to a party."
When I heard the party, my eyes widened a lot, "What party? Is it a BBQ or a beauty party?".
"It's a friendship meeting."
"Whose friendship meeting is still going to take me?".
"They are all old friends of the priesthood, and they will also bring the new staff members to come over, so that you can get to know each other, and you will also have a care when you work in the future."
I understand, it's just that some old gods and sticks with their little gods and sticks meet and say haha, so it's okay, I can deal with these gods and gods to help me in the future.
The old god stick saw that I didn't know what I was happy about, and said with a little worry: "I can tell you, don't stab me when you get there, I won't wipe your ass."
I glanced at him, "I don't have that hobby, my principle is to wipe the shit by myself and grab the paper, so that others can go without paper and bare-ass."
The old god stick "cut" at me, took out a guy like anti-wolf spray and pointed it at me, "open your mouth".
I avoided him like, "What the hell is this?".
"Just squirt and know, open your mouth".
I bit my mouth to death, and hid in the corner of the kang, and the old god stick floated in front of me, and came to my head, and I felt "ah" in pain, and he took advantage of this kung fu to spray twice in my mouth, and a fishy smell came, and instantly washed the wine in my brain clean.
"What are you spraying me with, it stinks."
"It's good to adapt, this is done by the secretion glands of Kun, and hangover is the most effective."
"What secretory glands?", I knew it wasn't a good thing as soon as I heard it.
"Kun, Kun don't know, there is a fish in the North Underworld, its name is Kun, Kun is so big, it's a pity that it can't be stewed in a pot ......", after saying it, there is still some aftertaste.
I don't know what Kun is, I drank two large glasses of water and didn't get rid of the smell, he looked at me and said, "It's okay, the smell will disappear in a few hours."
"You're, what are you doing spraying me with this thing?"
"I told you to sober up, why do you want me to bring a drunkard to the party."
After speaking, he took out a pen and drew an elevator door on the wall, and when he pushed it open, he didn't know where it was, "Let's go, it's almost time", and he walked in.
I looked at the pen in his hand blankly, this is not the legendary magic pen Ma Liang's pen, and when I walked in, the elevator door automatically closed, the elevator was glowing yellow on all sides, only there was a square frame standing at the foot of the place, I said to him with a flattering smile: "Can the pen lend me to play for two days, I don't have to drive with this thing."
He said to me with a skinny face: "I want this, but I don't have a door, what do I use if I give it to you?"
As soon as I heard that this thing was still for sale, I hurriedly asked, "Where is it sold?" Xintiandi, Dafugui or Dazhong Electrical?"
The elevator door opened, and I was still sticking to him to ask, but as soon as I got out of the elevator door, I was dumbfounded, only looking east and west, and I forgot to ask him about the pen.
In front of us is a golden marshmallow arch bridge, can not see the bridge deck, stepping on it is a bit like stepping on a thick carpet, at the other end of the bridge is a small square, two golden gates are open, behind the door is a majestic fairy building, straight and pointed can be more than forty meters high, we are like small ants in front of it.
In front of the door stood a few clergy dressed in white and yellow brocade belts, and looking further to the sides, there were dozens of exits like ours, like yellow ties connected to the small square opposite.
Looking up, it was a dome that could not be seen at a glance, with yellow-white colored clouds, and a few rainbows flashing from time to time, so beautiful that I swear, I have never dreamed of such a beautiful scene in my dreams.
The old god stick walked in front, holding his hands behind his back and holding his chest up, like an old Nazi, I followed behind with a straight neck and stared at the eyes, walking on the arched bridge and looking down, the bottom was the same as the sky, I couldn't see the bottom, I don't know if I could get up if I accidentally fell.
Walking across the marshmallow arch bridge to the square, there were clergy on the side of the gate to receive the visitors, and when they saw me and the old god stick, they came over and said, "Please show your identity, occupation, invitation, thank you."
The old god stick flashed and changed into his white Arabic clothes, and then stroked on me, and I was also dressed like him, but the clothes looked a little smaller than his, and there was a beige brocade ribbon on his left shoulder, on which was painted a unicorn, and the old god stick was the same as me, but there were nine rainbows at the feet of his unicorn.
After the old god stick, he took out a yellow invitation card out of nowhere and handed it over, and the clergy looked at it and saw that the two of us put away the invitation, "It turned out to be the Venerable One, please inside."
The old god led me into the Golden Gate, and when I passed by the clergy, they smiled at me, and I hurriedly bent down in return, but my hippie smile and my waist was about to bend ninety degrees a little out of place.
Behind the Golden Gate is a large square nearly 300 meters long and more than 500 meters wide, and the old god said to me as he walked: "Popularize knowledge for you, don't embarrass me inside for a while, this place is called Tamiyasu, what you can understand is the Gathering Immortal Garden, which is also the place where the gods of the divine realm usually meet, and there are gods everywhere who come here, and people from the heavenly realm and the underworld can participate."
Walk up the steps to the front of the door of Juxian Garden, this door hole is more than ten meters high, five meters wide, after entering the inside is a hall of nearly 10,000 square meters, a lot of people walk around it, the hall is surrounded by three layers of ornamental layers, there are a lot of goddesses standing on it, there is a large disc with a diameter of more than ten meters in the middle of the hall, there are a lot of food and drinks on it, I am dazzled to see.
In the middle of the large disc, a pillar of light runs straight above the roof, and the colorful colored light flows from top to bottom, which is much more beautiful than the neon lights in the city.
The people in the hall are roughly divided into two categories, one is mainly white like me, and the other is mainly black, it seems that it should be people from the underworld, and the people of the two colors are naturally divided into two waves chatting with each other, of course, there are some people who are dressed more specially.
The old god stick led me inside, and a man in golden armor and yellow hair stopped the old god stick, "Isn't this Toby, it's good to not see you for a few days."
It turned out that the old god stick was called Toby, and I saw that the old god stick also said politely: "Thor, it's you, I didn't expect you to come too."
Thor, I heard this name a little familiar, and then I remembered it carefully, it was his little brother who used thunder to split Yankun, and the old god stick stroked at me, "Come, I'll introduce you, this is Jia Feng who has taken over my position", after saying that, he whispered something in Thor's ear, but I didn't hear it clearly, Thor's face was shocked after hearing it, and then he immediately regained his expression, and stretched out his hand to me: "Hello Jia Feng, the same as Toby, just call me Thor."
I hurriedly stretched out my hand with a frightened face, "Uh, hello, hello, you speak really slippery Chinese."