Chapter 1 Little sister, uncle invites you to eat lollipops
Mo Xun is now very painful, entangled, and remorseful. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoIf Grief can really go against the current, then he has successfully swallowed the Earth and is heading for other galaxies, with a tendency to dominate the universe.
His brows were furrowed, and his heart was like a knife.
He made a mistake that men all over the world make, regretted, really regretted, admitted, really admitted. If I say I didn't mean it, I've always loved her, it was all an accident.
Can the public believe me? Can she give me another chance to love her? I really love her, and I can't do without her! Mo Xun looked up to the sky and roared, telling his heartfelt heart, shouting to the world, and letting everyone know his determination.
Finally......
A gust of wind blew, making him feel a chill in his shorts.
It's quiet and awkward. There were no media scrambling questions, no flash-shot shots, just an old-fashioned electric light of less than 30 watts, and a few fat mice squeaked and creaked as they walked openly through a space of less than fifteen square meters.
A fat rat jumped over Mo Xun's worn-out pillow, bounced into a pile of garbage, fiddled around with it a few times, and pulled out half a potato chip from his bedside sock, munching on it unceremoniously.
"Bastard, that's my lunch!" Mo Xun suddenly roared, ending his daily illness.
"Dead mouse! Normally, you can eat what I have left, but now you still want me to eat what you have left!
He picked up his slippers and smashed them hard, and with good luck, he won the bid in one fell swoop, and smashed the mouse next to him, sending the mouse an inch off the ground. The mouse turned around slowly, rolled Mo Xun's eyes, and walked back to the hole with his fat buttocks.
Coming back to his senses, he lowered his head, Mo Xun looked at his toilet, a brand-new banknote floating on the golden lump, and the kind old man on it was not dirty and kept his usual smile.
Tears almost fell uncontrollably.
"Smack!" he turned around and struck his right hand hard with his left hand.
"If you weren't my friend of women, Lao Tzu would have chopped you up a long time ago! Put some pickled peppers to stew for you! Waste! Cheap hands! How long did you struggle yesterday to be so careless! You would be trembling when you took out a paper towel! I took out the money and dropped it in the toilet!
"That's ...... You can buy a pack of instant noodles and a braised egg to eat a full meal, and you can also brush hot water for two hours, rub and lie down to take a good bath. It's OK...... I bought two t files and let me study them seriously!"
"That's the only five yuan I have on me, and I'm going to rely on him to support me for three days and wait for my mother to pay for it next month." The results are now ...... Die before you get out of school! It's sad and lamentable!
"Should I pick it up or not?" a question ensued.
"If you pick it up, you can wash it and dry it. It's money, it's the right thing to be able to use and eat, what are you afraid of!"
"But it's poopy! I'm a Virgo, as for bending my waist for this little money, and tarnishing my personality? That is called Tao ...... Didn't the ancients of Tao Xingzhi say that they don't bend their waists for five buckets of rice!"
In Mo Xun's mind, the two brains seemed to have turned into two villains arguing over each other's concepts, and it was a mess.
"Coo-goo. ”
Mo Xun rubbed his stomach, he was really hungry, he just drank water with instant noodle seasoning packets all day, and he really didn't care if he didn't eat noodles. But it's really strange, it can still be pulled out, and I don't know what day it is.
Hungry and dizzy, he leaned on the wall with one hand and stroked his stomach with the other, looked at the toilet, and actually swallowed his saliva...... Of course, the object of swallowing saliva is not that lump of golden Xiangyun, and he is not so hungry to eat. He was thinking about the note with the big head on it.
Fuck it, Lao Tzu will ask for five buckets of rice!
Picked it up!
The determination has been made, the heart is horizontal, and the eyes dare not close. Mo Xun reached out. Because the money fell on the back of the, the angle was still very strange, in order to lose some discipline and overcome some inner cleanliness, he could only stretch out his hand as much as he could.
"Got it!" Mo Xun was happy.
Just as he was about to get up, one of the old floor tiles under his feet was broken and loose, his feet slipped, and his body couldn't control his balance.
"It's over, it's a big loss. The two hours of hot water bought for five yuan can't wash away the smell of all over his body!" The last thought flashed through Mo Xun's mind, thinking about whether to spend the money on bathing or eating. Well, that's another question.
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The stars are changing, and the heavens and the earth are changing.
Tianluo Continent, Luoyang Kingdom, one of the six great families of the Fengjia branch, is located in Xinyang County, is the top three forces in the county, has always attracted the attention of the world.
However, in recent years, the attention of the Feng family has increased significantly, and from morning to night, there are people sneaking around at the gate, side door, back door, and window, squinting and peeping. It makes the men and women in the house very nervous, and it feels like the mountain rain is coming.
Most of the actors were young men in their twenties and thirties, and some of them were mixed with a few white-haired old men, which gave the guards a big headache and could not be guarded against.
The reason for all this is because the Feng family has produced a beautiful woman, the beauty is suffocating, and the more beautiful she grows up, the more the old man doubts the truth of everything. Every time the old man looked in the mirror, he always took out the magic weapon to test the blood relationship between himself and his daughter again.
After receiving the confirmation, I was relieved to remember that I had no neighbors for so many years.
Wind House, bathroom.
The water vapor rises, and the shirt is half-dissolved.
The sound of the rushing water is like a sultry hand, constantly plucking Mo Xun's already undetermined heart.
Mo Xun swallowed his saliva, and it wasn't until he touched the five yuan in his hand, the unique silky and supple banknote, and the anti-counterfeiting mark on it, that he was sure that everything was true.
After all, a cheap thing like a dream can't imitate a high-end product like money.
But now this ...... What's the situation?
Didn't you fall off the toilet? How did you get to this place? How can this furniture, this decoration, and this decoration all exude an ancient style? Could it be that you have traveled through ancient times?
Mo Xun's curious eyes skimmed, and then his eyes turned bright! There was no stuck on his clothes! The huge problem that plagued him could finally be solved! Five yuan could be used completely for eating without bathing! There was also furniture all over the place! If this was really ancient! Then all this was an antique! This is the rhythm of making a fortune!
Shit Luck ...... It's really very spiritual!
Forehead...... How do you feel like you're belittling yourself...... I pulled it myself.
The sound of water tugging at the heartstrings appeared again, and Mo Xun lifted the curtain in front of him.
"Who?" came a crisp voice.
"Goo. Mo Xun's Adam's apple couldn't help but rise and fall a little, the green silk floated in the water, and the skin reflected the snow. This picture is really intoxicating.
If...... It would be perfect if the girl could be a little older.
Mo Xun looked, a six or seven-year-old girl was taking a bath in a bathtub, the little girl's pink was extremely cute, and the baby fat on her small face made people want to pinch a few handfuls.
The little girl didn't panic when she saw Mo Xun, she pouted, and her eyes blinked and blinked, which was very cute.
"Ahem. Mo Xun coughed, trying his best to make himself serious, after all, it was in front of his little sister, he squeezed out a total of eight teeth and smiled: "Little sister, don't be afraid, uncle is not a bad person." You tell your brother where this is and what dynasty it is, and your uncle invites you to eat a lollipop. ”
"Lollipop?" the little girl bit her lip in confusion.
"Oh, I was negligent, you don't have lollipops in ancient times. It's a round, sweet, delicious thing. Mo Xun kept smiling, trying not to show obscenity.
"Round, is this it?" The little girl raised her two pink palms and rubbed them gently, and in Mo Xun's puzzled eyes, a burst of green smoke rose.
A spark jumped out of the little girl's palm, jumped into the green smoke, and in the blink of an eye, at a speed visible to the naked eye, it grew into a large fireball the size of an adult's head!
"This ...... Drill wood to make fire?friction to generate heat?" A thought flashed through Mo Xun's mind, and in a blink of an eye, he found that the fireball was actually running towards him!
The scorching heat felt hot from afar.
Mo Xun instantly remembered the online novels he had read when he was bored, and the plot of crossing the world of cultivation was described in them.
Moving mountains and reclamation, killing people like hemp, people are ants, and heaven is ruthless. Mo Xun can't remember the specific plot of the novel, but only remembers the general meaning, and roughly summarizes it in these four words.
Where is this ancient place with simple folk customs, and it is the damn world of cultivation that eats people and doesn't spit out bones!"