CHAPTER XXVI
What's the happiest thing in the world?
Enemies who bully you, of course!
Sui Xiong did not have many enemies, because he pursued the principle that hatred does not stay overnight, and any contradictions were resolved at that time. Among his enemies, www.biquge.info is still alive and kicking around, only the Night Stalker who is slowly recovering from the ruins of his palace is the Night Demon who has been slapped by him.
He has now regained some strength, and it is not impossible to run to completely destroy this half-dead soul, but he has decided to leave this guy to Satan to destroy with his own hands, so he tolerates this guy to live until now.
It's just that...... If you don't kill it, you can toss it, and that's fine.
With Glat's company, the Shadow Lord's life must be very fulfilling, perhaps so fulfilling that he even forgets to recuperate.
Ah, how suitable that life is!
"Geagrath, I'm a good friend, I've got a good listener for you......" Sui Xiong hummed a small tune, happily busy on the construction site.
Because of his good mood, his work efficiency has improved significantly, and when spring returns to the earth, the thick ice and snow begin to melt, and the first phase of the new playground has been basically completed.
Because the lesson of the last time was too painful, this time he adopted the method of sectional construction, and the whole project was divided into three phases, and the scale was greatly increased, but the total workload of the first phase was reduced.
This first phase of the project is mainly a relatively mild and non-stimulating project, based on allowing tourists to relax and have fun - the underground maze adventure is exciting enough, and there is really no need for more exciting projects.
This time, everyone gave praise for the new playground.
Snowflake and Steele fell in love with the hot springs. Snowflakes felt like they were soaking in the warm water with the smell of sulfur, and they felt like they were back with their mothers. Steele thinks it's good for the skin and can enhance her attractiveness.
Wohl was interested in the library, which housed many bizarre stories. After soaking in it for a few days, he finally came out depressed and asked, "Why are there only half of the good stories in it?"
Sui Xiong, of course, could not say that he did it on purpose, but his eyes rolled and he came to the idea, explaining: "In some distant country, there is a bard who uses the famous story of the faint king to tease people as a pen name, and he once said, 'The best work is the one without an ending, so that the reader will always be in his stomach'. I think he has a point. ”
Wohl was silent for a moment. Q: "Did that guy get hacked to death later?"
"As far as I know, it doesn't seem to be. ”
"There is peace in that kingdom. Walter sighed deeply, "If I meet him, I have to tie him up, force him to finish all his works, and then hack him to death!"
"It's unlikely. Sui Xiong smiled and said, "It is estimated that he will die of old age before he is fully written." He's not like you, who can live many, many years. ”
“...... Life is so helpless!" Wauer sighed, "I believe that when he dies." It will definitely be blocked by readers in the underworld, and if you don't finish all the novels, you will not be able to go to heaven or hell!"
Also fond of reading are Orianne and Parin. However, Orian was too busy with work to visit this time, and Parin was completely fascinated by the novels. You can't shout it.
Big Gerald has a different hobby, he actually loves children's entertainment. What bumper cars, bumper boats, merry-go-rounds, slides, seesaws...... In order to be able to play, he even specially asked Sui Xiong to help him cast spells. became a little child, and played with the little Niss who was really a child.
"Does this mean that he is still a child at heart?" Sui Xiong couldn't help but muttered to himself as he looked at the bald boy who was playing in various children's programs.
"Perhaps, humans are weird. ”
"Aren't you going to play? You're pretty young. ”
Frost pursed her lips solemnly, expressing her disdain: "I'm a proud dragon!
"But isn't your sister just lying on the pile of gold coins and talking in her sleep...... I didn't see where her 'pride' was......"
"That's she's stupid!"
But the proud young dragon couldn't maintain his pride for long, and when Sui Xiong's specially made incarnation, the fat white-clothed chef, began to barbecue meat, he finally couldn't bear the smell of the fragrance and leaned over.
After eating a skewer, he immediately occupied the place closest to the barbecue rack, staring intently at the skewers that were bubbling on the flames, constantly revealing a wonderful aroma, and refused to leave a single step.
"I want two hundred skewers!" he declared, "and before I finish eating, whoever dares to make trouble will bite him to death!"
Liv had wanted to go over and eat two skewers, but seeing his red-eyed and vicious appearance, she had to leave regretfully.
But it wasn't long before she set up in a small dessert shop and happily swept all kinds of high-calorie desserts into her stomach.
"These things, if you eat too much, you will gain weight. Sui Xiong warned her solemnly, "If you don't want to become a super fat pig that can only roll and walk like a ball, you can't eat like this!"
Liv was startled, but soon found a solution to the problem.
"It's okay, I'll just cut off the fat on my body when the time comes. "Just ask Steele to treat the wound, and it won't even leave a scar." ”
...... Is this a magical version of liposuction?
Sui Xiong was speechless, he couldn't imagine that under the temptation of sweets, Liv's brain would turn so fast!
Liv's mother, who was much more reserved than she was, only tasted a few desserts, smiled and said, "It's interesting," and went to the children's play area—little Nice was enough to worry about, and Gerald, whose mind was as straight as a spear, the two of them came together, and no mother could eat at ease at a distance.
"Haha! Funny! Funny! It's so funny!" Satan slammed into the flock of penguins with a switchgun in each hand, causing them to stagger, laughing as they got, and the laughter was full of stress release.
Sui Xiong looked at him with some doubts, not understanding what was so happy about this "spring gun hitting penguins"?
So he silently wrote down: Satan seems to be mad when he touches a gun, and if he researches a gun and weapon in the future, he must not hand it over to him.
He looked left and right, and found that he didn't see the figures of Rod and Ray, and after some searching, he found that the two of them were sitting in the planetarium, drinking in the artificial vast starry sky.
"It's an amazing feeling!" said Rod, "and it makes me feel like my whole life has been sublimated!"
"Yes, only gods can make such magical things!" Ray also sincerely admired, "I never thought that mortals would have the opportunity to witness such a beautiful scenery, let alone drink in such an environment......"
"With such a wonderful view to accompany the meal, it feels like even the wine has become more mellow. Rod exclaimed, "What wine!"
"Well, it feels better than all the wine I drank in the palace. ”
Sui Xiong smiled secretly and left—the wine was specially made by him, with juice added to the distilled spirit. Compared to the sake of this world, the taste is more mellow and delicious.
The only downside is that it's slightly easy to get drunk.
So soon after, the high priest of the church and the foreign secretary became two drunken cats sleeping soundly, and they were carried out by Qiao Xiu, who is currently a temporary worker.
"Qiao Xiu, what do you think of the scenery here?" Sui Xiong asked with a smile at the only barbarian who didn't go to enjoy the entertainment and waited for the task seriously.
"It's funny. "I can expect a lot of people to come and play." ”
"yes...... There must be many, many tourists!" Sui Xiong waved his tentacles and announced loudly, "My goal is 100,000 tourists!"
Qiao Xiu was shocked, he pondered the number carefully, and couldn't help but be amazed.
"It can't be...... It's too much!" he said.
"This is an ideal!" Sui Xiongyi said solemnly, "If there is no ideal in life, what is the difference between being a man and salted fish!"
Qiao Xiu was shocked again, he pondered this sentence carefully, and his eyes gradually brightened.
"You're right! You must have ideals to be a man!"
Sui Xiong nodded: "Yes! To be a man, you must have ideals!"
"Then, my ideal is to find a group of good women as soon as possible, give birth to three hundred children with me, and rebuild my tribe!"
"Three hundred children?" Sui Xiong was stunned, "Is it a little too much?"
"Not much at all!" Qiao Xiu said loudly, "I have consulted a special scholar, and the scholar said that in order for a tribe to continue and develop stably, the lower limit required is three hundred! Considering that there may be various accidental deaths, it may be necessary to have four hundred to five hundred children!"
"Huh!" Sui Xiong looked at his high-spirited appearance, and couldn't help but feel like a mountain was looking up.
This ideal is simply too majestic! It is as majestic as Mount Everest!
"And how are your ideals being realized so far?" he asked.
"I haven't found a woman who is willing to have so many children with me. Qiao Xiu sighed, "But I'll keep trying!"
"Honestly...... I think it's a bit hard. ”
"yes, so I have to work harder!" Qiao Xiu said, "Let's say I will step into the realm of legends as soon as possible...... As long as I become a legendary powerhouse, I will be able to live longer, and of course, I will be able to breed more offspring......"
"It's the first time I've seen someone who is trying to get into the realm of legends with the goal of breeding more offspring......"
"This is my ideal!" Qiao Xiu said with a smile, "Just like you said, people have no ideals, what is the difference between them and salted fish!"
Sui Xiong was dumbfounded, he didn't expect Qiao Xiu to use these words to refute himself.
He pondered for a long time, and finally gently patted Qiao Xiu's shoulder with his tentacle.
"We're all going to do it!"
A month later, the playground officially began to operate. (To be continued.) )