23 Begin to be a father today
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One today, one tomorrow, the originally empty house where only one person lived, I don't know when it started to look a little ...... Crowded?
In addition to living together, there is now another child, such a three-person life...... It is false to say that nothing has changed. Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Usa sees that Renko is not the same as Marisa Kiriyu, although Marisa is nominally living with herself, but she also has a lot of personal time, and sometimes she will often see her and don't know where to go.
Marisa's profession is a magician, so when she often goes out, she often goes to the Enchanted Forest to get some mushrooms or something.
Well, mushrooms, or mushrooms in bags, every time I bring back a bag of mushrooms, Qin En has to sigh and rub the pollutants that those fungi have fallen from the back of Marisa's buttocks, it's just troublesome.
At first, Qin En thought it was the ingredients that the unscrupulous tenant had collected for him, because Marisa was very annoying every time he brought a bunch of mushrooms, and Qin En was very desperate to steal a few mushrooms.
The tragic experience of using mushrooms to make mushroom soup, but after drinking it, it caused me abdominal pain for more than an hour, and my stomach was severely damaged, and I went to the toilet several times, all of which were bloody.
At that time, Qin En experienced the pain of a woman coming to her aunt, and experiencing that pain as a man was also a unique life experience - it was at that time that Qin En swore that he would never touch Marisa's mushrooms again.
"By the way, Fog and Rain Mario, why are you collecting these mushrooms if you don't plan to take them out to eat?"
Usually, only one cooks himself, and Qin En asked Marisa a somewhat boredly while cooking soup with a spoon.
"This is the material, the material necessary to release the magic. β
Marisa bluntly stated her intentions, and then, with some dissatisfaction, added, "I'm not Mario! Have you ever seen such a beautiful Mario!"
...... Mario is pretty? Qin En couldn't think about itβ
"What kind of magic is it that uses that kind of mushroom that will hurt your stomach if you eat it...... Hey, forget it, this thing has nothing to do with me-I still think it's strange, a girl likes mushrooms or something, and I always think it's hinting at something, hum~"
Qin En also understood a little: the experience of cohabitation during this period of time almost made Qin En mistakenly think that this girl was just an ordinary girl who was a little lively. Magicians, what kind of magic materials are used to make something, right? Magic is often confused by Qin En's alchemy and the like in games, and in his eyes, the kind of stories written by Europeans are all the same...... That being said, in fact, Qin En couldn't tell the difference between Dao and the like.
"Huh, are you interested in magic?"
Marisa's eyes suddenly turned into stars: this is not an envy of someone, but an expert's confidence in what he is good at, as for why he has star eyes, it may have something to do with Marisa's own ability.
Qin En has eaten it, and the star made by Marisa in the fog and rain tastes sweet, because of Marisa's stay, Qin En has the expense of occasionally eating sweets: every time after eating salty food, he will always get some sweet pastries after a while.
The salty party and the sweet party are meaningless in Qin En's eyes, that is to say, whether it is salty tofu brain or sweet tofu brain, Qin En is fearless, even if it is a non-mainstream spicy tofu brain.
"I know a little bit about magic, but how about it, my roommate, would you be interested in learning from me?"
"No, I'm not interested in that kind of thing. Qin En refused expressionlessly, then bent down, picked up the spoon and picked up the hot soup that was boiling in another pot, tasted it, was not very satisfied, and added some seasonings again.
longing for supernatural abilities, but Qin En didn't know the stories of common energies such as magic, Taoism, and witchcraft, and he couldn't tell one, two, three, four, and understanding was another matter. I'm not interested in understanding that compared to those magic that will decline with the environment and for whatever reason, Qin En prefers that kind of unique superpower, which can't be taken away, can't be taken away, and is also in line with an outsider's worship of scientific common sense. After all, superpowers are closer to modern human life than magic and the like, and this habit is difficult to correct.
And......
I...... Can you learn magic?
No one saw a bitter expression on the corner of Qin En's mouth, magic ...... It's good, but he's lost the opportunity to learn new abilities, and his body is already covered with gems, which would cause the overall shape to be unbalanced and broken.
The warning of the Eight Meanings Yonglin and Lingxian has always been remembered by Qin En.
"Well, don't be so quick to refuse, how about I tell you some origin stories about magic?"
"! It's so dangerous!" Qin En suddenly let out a miserable scream, and then roared like a roar: "If you want to eat a delicious breakfast, don't give the master a wordy and useless one! Let the master cook quietly." β
"Hey, what are you angry about early in the morning!" Marisa resisted with some dissatisfaction, and then Qin En replied in the next sentence: "I almost knocked over the whole bottle of salt in the soup just now, what do you say?"
"Aha......" Marisa laughed dryly: it was so dangerous, I almost ate a bottle of salt soup.
"Then I'll just wait for you to cook and get ready, don't make the beautiful girl wait too long. Marisa tapped the dishes with her chopsticks as if she were playing an instrument, humming a little tune in her mouth, and Qin En yelled in the kitchen, "Don't knock on the dishes and chopsticks!"
"It's ~ yes ~ it's so troublesome, it's obviously a man, but he always cares about these details. β
Marisa reluctantly puts her chopsticks down, deeply dissatisfied with the fact that this man is always obsessed with details.
However, Usa saw that Renzi raised his head and said timidly: "Knocking on dishes and chopsticks is only done by beggars." β
"What?
Marisa scratched her head and stopped: the black and white magician was a bandit, but he was very different from a beggar. Can a beggar be as fashionable as a robber, so handsome?
As a result, Marisa stopped her rude behavior.
Marisa then began to harass Hayashi with her unique sunny smile, rubbing Hasuko's head and asking, "Little one, he didn't do anything strange to you last night, did he?"
Although Renko was confused by Marisa's smile, she was a little dissatisfied with the hand that was rubbing her head, but she didn't have the courage to disobey because she was timid, but she just endured it silently and shook her head.
I slept with Qin En last night, because of the limited room, Marisa is not the kind of existence that will be accommodating because of a child, and Qin En's personality is also the type that is more hedonistic, naturally, no one can take the initiative to sleep on the sofa. But letting the child go to the sofa living room to sleep is obviously abusive, so Qin En prepared a new big bed for Usami Renko in his room, and the two slept in the same room.
"It's not scientific to use your hands and feet...... But, hehe, little lotus seed, you have to be careful~ Boys have always been the kind and black-hearted type, if he attacks you in the middle of the night, you let go of your throat and shout, I will definitely come to save you. β
"What is a night attack?" Usa saw Renko looking at Marisa Kiriyu blankly, and Marisa, who had been maliciously instilling some evil knowledge, was also asked, she pondered for a while, and decided to say it in a very ladylike way-
"To put it simply, I stripped you naked while you were sleeping. β
β...... What is a pushdown? Does it mean that Uncle Qin will push me off the ground? So why strip me naked? Wouldn't it be better to push me down?"
There seems to be something wrong, Marisa frowned slightly, the noun may not be wrong, but it seems that there is something different between the two sides. After pondering again, Marisa finally decided to continue instilling the superfluous knowledge in Renko.
"The so-called toppling is ......"
"Is your brain full of erotic mushrooms?Misty Mario?Your brother Luigi is crying!"
Qin En, who was full of unhappiness, threw his apron aside, filled the bowls of the three with hot soup, and prepared a slightly cold steamed bun next to it, this is the simple breakfast of Qin En's family.
"Hey, it's time to eat. β
"Yes, I can't do it if I don't eat, if I don't continue to eat, a magician with a head full of mushrooms should do something amazing, it turns out that hunger can still stimulate lust? This is completely different from what the textbooks tell me, you seem to surpass the monkeys. β
"Woo, my heart always hurts - it looks like something has pierced me. Marisa clutched her chest and said funny, Qin En ignored her trickery, and said to Lianzi casually while drinking hot soup, "How are you sleeping at night?" β
"Well, that's good. β
Lianzi's heart warmed slightly, although the man didn't look at herself in the process, but she could feel a kind of care hidden in those simple words, which Lianzi had not felt when she had lost her parents.
"But, Marisa is right, I'm afraid there will be some inconvenient places for you to stay with me all the time. β
Girls will always grow up, don't look at the lotus seeds now arms and bodies are small, but girls are developing faster than expected, according to a report that I don't know whether it is scientific or unscientific, in the early stage, girls grow much faster than the average boy.
Body changes are a matter of time or time, and the production of hormones in some bodies is also a matter of time or time, and he glanced at Usami Lotus Seed a little, although he was young, but Qin En also felt that it was very pleasing to the eye and cute, and that timid appearance was even more lovable, and it was easy to stimulate people's desire to protect...... With sadomasochism, Qin En also decided to open up an extra private space for her in order to protect the lotus seed.
However, when Lianzi heard this, her eyes suddenly became a little more gloomy, and the girl raised her head and looked at Qin En, and Qin En also stopped her meal and looked at Lianzi. He sensed what Lianzi was going to say, in this case, Qin En would often habitually look at the other party to express his sincerity, but ...... In the eyes of a child, this is a very powerful and majestic action, which instantly made her feel that she was wrong or wrong, and her momentum, which was already not much, suddenly weakened by three points.
"What do you want to say?"
"I ...... I don't want to sleep apart, I want to sleep with my uncle. β
"Poof...... Marisa, who had been eating quietly, made a strange sound, looked at Qin En with a look of admiration and asked, "What the hell have you done, just to buy a glass and go home to make a Lori?"
"It's not going to work. After Qin En glared at Marisa, it wasn't until Marisa started to drink the soup that Qin En replied to Usami Renzi.
Usa saw Renzi suddenly showed a disappointed look.
"Today I'll find a craftsman to rearrange this room, and create an extra private room for you near my room, and until it's built, you can bear with me - or go to Marisa's for a few nights. β
"Oh......" Lianzi lowered her head, and the indescribable majesty of the parent made Lianzi submit.
Qin En didn't understand why Lianzi wanted to live with him, even if he did those things yesterday, this kind of favor was a bit too much, right?
"Qin En, your majesty as a parent is very high. β
Marisa couldn't help but sigh as she looked at Lianzi's obedient appearance, and then at the man's expressionless appearance.
"Children must go through a strict education, and if they are not educated well, it will be troublesome to become a bear child. β
For this reason, Qin En had to restrain his frivolous character.
"What do you mean?" Marisa was confused.
"A bear kid like Marisa Kiriyu. β
...... In the end, it was exposed, and Qin En found that he really didn't have a serious talent!
"Hey!"
The joke between the two made the atmosphere a lot more lively, Usami Renko looked at Qin En's seemingly impatient but happy expression, and looked at Marisa Although she looked angry, she was actually talking and talking, and she felt some envy in her heart.
But how could Lianzi know that Qin En himself was not very good at children's affairs...... Yesterday was so violent for this reason, and today he is so strict for this reason, and he doesn't know what image to use to deal with the child, so he simply pretends to be a strict father.
And after eating and drinking, Marisa Kiriyu went into his house, Qin En knew that this was a daily necessary training carried out by black and white magicians, although he had some complaints about this woman's robber-like character, but Qin En also admired her persistence and hard work.
"Uncle Qin. Lianzi pulled the corner of Qin En's clothes and spoke cautiously.
"What's wrong?" I have to say that Qin En's face has a kind of talent for a wicked person, not that he looks very fierce, but it is just a change in temperament brought about by his hooligan-like personality, which makes Lianzi startled again.
"Can I help?"
"Help...... Okay, take that little stool as a foot pad and help me wash the dishes. β
agreed, Lianzi showed a happy smile this time, picked up the small stool next to her, stepped on it and accompanied Qin En to wash the dishes and chopsticks, although she was clumsy, but she didn't make any mistakes, and the girl herself was also careful, so it was naturally much better than the rough Qin En.
Born with this kind of talent, Qin En couldn't help but sigh, although he now has housekeeping skills, but compared with those girls who are naturally careful, there is still a lot of gap, and even the housekeeper can't compare to him, just a third-rate of the third-rate, a third-rate who can solve basic problems.
After washing the dishes and chopsticks, I don't know if it was because the process of washing the dishes was washed by the water or other problems, Lianzi's little hands were slightly red, but Lianzi didn't show any different colors but was very happy, sitting next to Qin En and watching the TV he couldn't understand.
"You're so happy, Lotus Seed. β
"Hmm...... Because I helped. β
"yes, I'll help you from now on. β
"Good~~"
Qin En would not be polite most of the time except when facing a specific person, he was the kind of person who asked him politely: "Do you want to stay for a meal?" he would nod calmly and say, "Okay!"
Of course, this is also limited, if it was in front of Kazami Yuka, Fujiwara Meihong or some powerful people, Qin En would not dare to do this, but as a slippery head, he naturally has a unique way of dealing with strong people.
As for some people saying that he succumbs to power, he has no backbone, backbone or anything? This Qin En doesn't care at all, people with too hard backbone have already died, and this kind of thing is not something that you can explain in a few words.
Deliberately seeking death is reckless, and the backbone and backbone are not reckless evaluations that can be made by seeking death, and only those second-class civil officials and imperial historians of the Chinese feudal dynasty equate it.
I didn't watch TV for long, there was a knock on the door, when Qin En opened the door, he saw the teacher of the temple house, Shang Bai Ze Huiyin, and he saw the face of Teacher Huiyin early in the morning, Qin En felt subtly healed.
"Good morning, Qin En. β
"Ah, good morning, Huiyin, what kind of wind is blowing you?"
"Hmm, have you forgotten? β
"Oops, forgot...... We've all finished eating. β
"Huh?" Huiyin looked at Qin En with some puzzlement and asked, "Eating and going to the hospital for examination do not conflict, right?"
"Well, isn't it a conflict? Isn't it asking for an empty stomach to go for a check-up or something?"
"That's the rule of the outside world, right? This is Gensokyo, it's okay. β
For Qin En's exclamation, Shangbai Ze Huiyin showed a smile of understanding, and Qin En couldn't help but sigh: This reason is so convenient, this is Gensokyo...... Yes, this is a world that is not bound by common sense.
"In that caseβlotus seed, get dressed and come out, let's go to the hospital. Qin En shouted loudly in the room, saying so loudly, Marisa must have heard it, because then the voice came from inside the room: "Leave me the key!"
But Kamibai Ze Huiyin was a little surprised when she heard Marisa's voice, she obviously didn't expect that there were other girls in Qin En's room, looking at the entrance, she also found a pair of girls' shoes, and her eyes when she looked at Qin En suddenly became a little weird.
Qin En noticed the change in his expression, but he didn't explain or hide it, he was frank, he knew that it would be very inappropriate to explain this matter to Huiyin, and it would be as if you had some intentions, and it would be easiest to explain everything calmly.
Sure enough, Huiyin slowly understood, and she probably found some reasons that she could accept, right? Or did she use her ability to check something? Who knows...... In short, this change is only a trivial episode.
"Good morning, Huiyin-sensei-" Usa saw that Renzi was greeting like a good student, and Huiyin also smiled softly, and then said to Qin En, "Now can we go?"
"That's it. Qin En threw the key that had been copied a long time ago on the coffee table, then closed them, took Usami lotus seeds, and walked side by side with Kamibai Ze Huiyin, walking on the road of people.
On the way, Kamibai Zehuiyin said a lot to Qin En, that is, a little bit of experience in taking care of children, and by the way, I asked some details about living together from Usami Renzi.
Kamihakuzawa Huiyin looked at Lianzi, as a teacher, how could she not see Usami Lianzi's dependence on Qin En? Such a connection has occurred in this short period of time, which shows that Qin En has done a very good job.
But there are also some losses in the corresponding, when I took care of the lotus seeds, there was obviously no such situation, what was the reason for this girl to have some trust in a short period of time?
However, Hui Yin didn't ask for some experience, because looking at Qin En's appearance, he was not the kind of person who could detect such details.
He's okay with other girls or something, but he's not good at it when it comes to imps...... Yes, if it is a little ghost, whether it is a boy or a girl, Qin En is not very good at dealing with it, and can only guess with his own imagination.
The thinking circuit of the bear child is always different from that of normal adults, considering the thinking problem of the bear child, you are purely asking for trouble!
As an adult, it's very complicated to think, and you have to take care of the thinking of bear children elementary school students, and it's not an exaggeration to say that it's masochistic play.
You should never empathize with an adult to put yourself in the shoes of an elementary school student!
Elementary school students think differently than adults!