Chapter 56: Things are a little bigger

readx;?“ I didn't, I thought the fat man should have told Bobo!" Hao Jian said with a confused expression. Pen ~ fun ~ Ge www.biquge.info this idiot obviously hasn't realized the seriousness of the problem.

I was also at a loss, looking at Fang Yu in a daze, I didn't know why.

Fang Yu's face was already extremely pale at the moment, she calmed down, put away the joke on her face, stared at me tightly, and asked, "Liu Bo, tell me honestly, are you still a virgin?"

"Huh?" I was dumbfounded.

Although you are indeed a big beauty, and you have some privileges of beautiful women, you can't ask me such a very private question in front of the public, right?

As a man, how can I fall behind in front of you?

My complexion also changed at the moment, becoming extremely serious, and I said, "I am, what's wrong?"

Lao Tzu, I have been drinking a few airplane cups in the dead of night, but I haven't even kissed a girl's mouth!

"Liu Bo, are you sure?This is not a joke, if you lie to me, you will most likely die tonight!" Fang Yu's face was extremely serious, almost condensing.

Only then did I seem to realize the seriousness of the problem, and I also put away my mind of joking, and nodded to Fang Yu, "You and I are in the same way, how can I joke with you about this kind of thing?"

Fang Yu showed a look that was really like this, so he carefully pulled me aside, away from Hao Jian, and said in a low voice: "Hao Jian, the three of them don't quite believe what I say, but if I say this to you, you should believe it." ”

"Well, I believe, you say. I asked, with a solemn face.

"The main patron of his house this time is a funeral for their daughter who died tragically. Fang Yu said faintly.

"Tragic girl?" Hearing this, my brows frowned, and my heart sank coldly.

Then, Fang Yu continued: "The daughter of the patron is only about twenty years old, and her academic performance has not been good since she was a child, and she likes to mix with some social Troubled Boys outside, but a few days ago, she was killed by a group of Crazy Boys. ”

When I heard this, I felt that something was not good.

This is a tragic death! How angry is this tragic girl?!

"So, that's why the patron refuses to hold a funeral at home?" I asked in a hurry, lowering my voice.

"Yes, that's right. Fang Yu nodded, "And generally speaking, a soul like this kind of tragic death is very likely to hurt relatives and friends, so this is also the reason why no one in the patron's family is willing to keep vigil for her." ”

"Then wouldn't it be ...... for us to keep vigil for her?"

Before I finished speaking, I was interrupted by Fang Yu, "Don't worry, I know some Taoist Qimen formations, and at night, as long as we sit in the direction I arranged, we will be fine." ”

"Huh?" I was confused.

"The four of you are all virgins, which means that the four of you are still pure yang qi in your body, and you have not been invaded by yin qi. This kind of pure yang qi is extremely restrained by this kind of tragic soul, so this is the main reason why I dare to make such a hot potato next. Fang Yu explained.

After Fang Yu said this, I suddenly felt that it was not too embarrassing to look like I was a virgin.

But, but!ahhhhh

I'm rough! I'll tell you, don't look down on me! Lao Tzu is surrounded by upright beauties and super tyrants! It's not a piece of cake to take down Su Qianqian in a minute and break her virgin body?!

Hey, big girl, listen to me!

No matter how aggrieved I was in my heart, no matter how unwilling and angry I was, our brick truck still stopped peacefully.

After the three of us got out of the car, we entered the funeral home directly under the leadership of Fang Yu.

I don't know why, but I always felt that this place was gloomy, and there was an extremely oppressive and uncomfortable feeling.

"Hey, Liu Bo, I see if you have cow tears in your bag?" Suddenly, Fang Yu approached me mysteriously and asked.

I nodded, looked at her, and said, "Well, bring it, what's wrong?"

"Then do you want to try to put some cow tears on your eyes now, I promise it will surprise you unexpectedly!" Fang Yu said with a blank expression.

I couldn't help but shiver in my back, only to feel a yin wind pouring into my clothes from my neck, I hurriedly shrunk my neck, shook my head and said, "Well, this matter, forget it." ”

What kind of place is this?!This is a funeral parlor! A place where I have been dealing with the dead for many years, and I use cow tears in this kind of place, isn't it purely to find myself dead?!

I wonder if there are more ghosts than people in this hellish place, right?

"Hehe, Liu Bo, do you want to make a bet between the two of you? I guess you're going to use your cow's tears here tonight. Fang Yu chuckled.

I pursed my lips, the meaning was already obvious, that is, I didn't believe it if I was killed.

I don't believe it today, my eyes are on myself, my hands are also on myself, I don't want to wipe the cow's tears in this funeral home, and this cow's tears can still force themselves to fly to my eyes?

Although I don't know what Zhao Yiyang's move means.

I know that there are a lot of ghosts in the funeral home, why do you want me to prepare some cow tears?

Or did he already know that I was going to use it?

Forget it, I don't want to, anyway, I'm already here, as the saying goes, dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water...... What a pig is not a pig!

I cursed myself and followed Fang Yu, turning around in the funeral parlor until I came to a middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man seemed to have just cried, and his eyes were still a little red.

"Uh, Uncle Zhang, people can't be resurrected after death, you mourn. Fang Yu also showed a sentimental expression and comforted.

Tut-tut...... This girl is learning funeral etiquette, look at this comforting posture, this speed of turning her face, it is even more realistic and real than some professional actors!

It's a pity that Fang Yu didn't study acting at the beginning.

"Xiao Fang, I'm just such a girl, why did she die like this...... What kind of sin did I do in my last life!" The middle-aged man couldn't help crying when he said about his sadness.

"Uh, Uncle Zhang, ...... you mourn" The grief on Fang Yu's face became more and more intense.

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