Chapter 140: Does It Hurt When You Cleanse Your Body?

What the emperor looks like, Chen Xiaobai doesn't know. What is the personality of the emperor www.biquge.info Pen, Fun, Pavilion, Chen Xiaobai doesn't know. Whether the emperor is a big cute girl, Chen Xiaobai still doesn't know.

What if the other person is a man but likes a man?

Chen Xiaobai touched his face, very distressed. He is so handsome, how can he be broken if he is taken aback? Do you want him to confess his chastity like this?

When his brain made up for that picture, he couldn't help but shudder, it was really terrible. His sexual orientation is not crooked, and he can't accept this kind of picture!

As for resistance, even some families in the capital have the primordial old monster in charge, who knows if the royal family will have the distraction to guard there?

If so, and he resists...... I can't seem to beat each other!

Xiao Yu looked at Chen Xiaobai's head full of cold sweat, and asked with some doubts: "Uncle, are you uncomfortable?"

Chen Xiaobai shook his head stiffly, and reluctantly pulled out a smile: "It's okay, I'm excited! That's right, uncle, I'm excited." ”

He didn't dare to say what he thought in his heart, otherwise he would be ridiculed by Xiao Yu for the rest of his life! What's more, Xiao Yu is not the kind of girl with a tight mouth, if she learns, maybe Gao Qingqing will know it the next day.

Hurriedly got up and dressed and washed.

Although Chen Xiaobai is not interested in this so-called His Majesty, he does not have much reverence. But after all, his roots are in the Holy Dragon Empire, and he is still in the capital. If you don't give the other party some face, it seems that you can't talk about it.

"Wait...... Where is the palace?!"

Chen Xiaobai suddenly found that he didn't seem to know the way. Chen Xiaobai, who took office, was an ordinary person, and he hadn't even gone out of the capital, and he didn't know where the palace was.

Xiao Yu seemed to have known that he would ask this, and chuckled: "Uncle, I'll take you there!"

Chen Xiaobai was embarrassed, but who made him a road idiot! Basically, after walking a few hundred meters, he would get lost, unless he was shown a map.

Of course, he wouldn't have said that he would get lost when he ever looked at a certain map.

After walking out of the door, Chen Xiaobai was shocked.

There was a delicate carriage parked in front of it, but it was not a horse pulling it, but a winged bird monster, which looked a bit like an owl. But its head is hundreds of times larger than an owl.

Suddenly, a person jumped off the back of the flying bird and monster. This man had a white face and beard, was dressed in a brocade robe, and his head was held high, very proud. However, those who don't know thought he was sleeping with a stiff neck.

"You are Chen Xiaobai, right? You can call the miscellaneous family Grandpa An. The middle-aged man with a white face and beard pinched his orchid finger and said in a soft voice.

Father-in-law An: Why is this name so strange? This old brother's parents are really talented in choosing names, and Chen Xiaobai is ashamed of himself.

Wait!Father-in-law?!

Chen Xiaobai's eyes widened suddenly, looking at Grandpa An's brocade clothes that looked like eunuchs, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva secretly.

This guy can't be the legendary creature that's amazing, right?

Chen Xiaobai looked at Father-in-law An with surprise in his eyes.

Although he had turned many enemies into eunuchs, it was the first time he had seen such an authentic eunuch, which was really an eye-opener!

Although this guy's voice is a little softer and his skin is a little whiter, he doesn't have the appearance of a sissy in the TV series! As for the other party's pinched orchid fingers...... Chen Xiaobai selectively ignored it.

"Father-in-law An, I have a question I have always wanted to ask you, I wonder if I can answer one or two questions for you?" Chen Xiaobai suddenly leaned over, as if he was very familiar with this father-in-law An who had just met today.

"It's almost time to go to court, and if you delay it any longer, you'll be late. Don't say it's you, and the miscellaneous family can't afford it, but you're going to lose your head. You'd better ask on the way!" My father-in-law turned around and jumped on the back of the flying bird and demon beast.

"Cut, isn't it just a eunuch! What are you angry about?" Xiao Yu muttered with a dissatisfied pout.

The voice was very small, and Grandpa An did not hear it.

Chen Xiaobai shrugged, he didn't care, and said, "Let's go together!"

"Ah, I'll go too?" Xiao Yu looked at Chen Xiaobai blankly, a little unable to react.

"How can a slave go to such a solemn place?" shouted Gonggong An angrily.

"Why can't you be? Father-in-law, don't you think that all people are born equal?" Chen Xiaobai asked rhetorically.

"Presumptuous!!! Chen Xiaobai, with your words, the miscellaneous family can tell the saint that you despise the imperial power. Once the Holy One is angry, he will definitely behead you!

Chen Xiaobai's face sank, his eyes stared straight at Father-in-law An, and said: "Father-in-law, do you say that the Holy Lord believes in you as a eunuch, or does he believe in me, a hero who has made great contributions? You can also impeach me? Believe it or not, as long as I move around, you and the people behind you will be dismissed." ”

He really didn't exaggerate what he said.

He saved Gao Qingqing, Gao Tianba's tease will definitely support him, and he still has the relationship between the left minister. In addition, the four evils of the capital are all disciples of his Thunder Alliance. These forces are all combined, let alone a few eunuchs, and the important ministers of the court can be pulled off the horse at will!

When Father-in-law An saw Chen Xiaobai's fierce color, he instantly sounded what kind of place this was.

Although Chen Xiaobai lives in the barracks, the big courtyard where his house is located belongs to the Gao family!

Father-in-law An's face turned pale, he didn't understand why a mud-legged man could live so close to the general of soldiers and horses, and the houses of the two were only a hundred steps apart.

However, he finally understood that Chen Xiaobai was not something that he could provoke as a little eunuch who passed on words.

"She can be brought into the palace, but not into the court. Grandpa An's tone softened a lot, and he turned his head and simply didn't look at Chen Xiaobai. Well, if you don't look at it, your heart is quiet.

"Slightly!"

Xiaoyu naughtily spat out his little fragrant tongue, grabbed Chen Xiaobai's arm, and jumped into the carriage together.

No, it's the bird that pulls the cart, it should be said that it's the bird cart. But what's so weird about the name?

When the bird car was speeding in the air, Chen Xiaobai suddenly asked, "Father-in-law An, I almost forgot to ask you that question." ”

If he knew, he would answer. ”

"Did it hurt when you cleansed yourself? What did you think at the time? Did you ever be scared? Do you regret it now? What do you do when you shush? Are you embarrassed if you leave your dream?"

"How do you usually solve your physiological needs? Are you being blown up in the backyard again? Do you cut the handle or the eggs? Or do you cut both together?"

Father-in-law An's face was very dark, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Miscellaneous family...... I don't know!"

"Eh, that's the case! It's a pity, these problems have plagued me for two lifetimes!" Chen Xiaobai sighed with great regret.

Gonggong An resisted the idea of beating the other party violently, and simply ignored Chen Xiaobai. No matter how Chen Xiaobai asked, he kept silent and ignored it.

Because the question asked by Chen Xiaobai is too challenging for a eunuch's bottom line!