It was early in the morning, and the streets of Xiaohe Village were full of villagers who were about to go out to farm. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

But suddenly a strange man wearing a hat broke in, and immediately caused everyone to stop what they were doing and turn their heads to look at him. Gradually, a burst of contemptuous and sarcastic laughter came out, and everyone's eyes seemed to make Shen Yuan feel chilled.

Suddenly, I didn't know who was cheap, and I lifted the hat on Shen Yuanyuan away.

In an instant, Shen Yuan's ugly face was immediately exposed to the dazzling sunlight.

The terrifying and disgusting purple-black poisonous spots, although they had improved slightly after experiencing yesterday's talent infusion, the difference was so weak.

It seems that revealing other people's scars is always the most exciting and uplifting.

The moment Shen Yuan's hat fell, the surrounding ridicule began to ferment, gradually turning Shen Yuan's face from blue to white.

"The ugly monster from the Shen family in the county town, hurry up and bring your hat!"

"That's it, you look ugly, don't take it with you in your shabby hut, you will scare people to death when you come out!"

"Shen family boy, I advise you to hurry back to your broken house, otherwise we will beat you to death, and you will have no place to reason!"

Shen Yuan Leng Yan looked at the three talkative villagers and recognized that they were the parents of three of the bear children.

Thinking of this, looking at the unkind eyes around him, Shen Yuan did not answer immediately, but closed his eyes and opened the live broadcast room in his mind.

To Shen Yuan's slight surprise, the next moment, the number of people in the live broadcast room jumped to more than 300,000!

This means that at least 300,000 fans have been waiting in his live broadcast room early, just to see him appear at the first moment!

Even Shen Yuan didn't know what was going on on the other side of the earth, and he realized in his heart that his live broadcast room had definitely set off an uproar!

"It's on, the live broadcast has begun!"

"Finally waiting for you, fortunately I didn't give up!"

"What's going on, how did Elder Shen's hat fall?"

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Immediately, a large barrage appeared, but Shen Yuan didn't bother to pay attention to it, but said directly: "Ladies and gentlemen, now that the anchor has encountered a little trouble, I hope you can help me send the poem Saint Du Fu's "Song of the Thatched House Broken by the Autumn Wind" in the form of a barrage." ”

Shen Yuan was actually extremely impressed by this famous poem, otherwise he would not have immediately realized that his current situation was actually exactly the same as described in the poem.

But after all, it was a middle school thing, and Shen Yuan couldn't remember every word clearly, so he had to ask netizens for help.

With a lot of effort, Shen Yuan immediately saw that some enthusiastic netizens had posted the whole poem.

Next, Shen Yuan opened his eyes abruptly, and his cold gaze swept over the villagers around him.

At this moment, there are more and more people watching him.

Few people can see an ugly monster like Shen Yuan, and in the eyes of the villagers, this can not only satisfy their curiosity, but also add some rare sense of superiority to their ordinary life.

There are even people who take this rare opportunity to teach their children a lesson.

"See, if you don't study well with Weng Laoxiu, you will be such an ugly monster in the future!"

Shen Yuan looked over coldly, and saw a snarky middle-aged woman, who was threatening her child, not caring at all what kind of blow her words would bring to others.

But Shen Yuan didn't speak, but all the netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't watch it:

"Damn, this SB girl is going to heaven!"

"The ideological consciousness of the people of the other world still needs to be improved. ”

"Anchor Dad, the glorious task of promoting the core values of socialism will be handed over to you!"

"You don't have to be angry, the famous poem has been sent out, let's just watch the anchor pretend to be forced. ”

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While netizens were eagerly discussing, Shen Yuan suddenly opened his mouth and said loudly: "Come on!"

Suddenly, the golden earth, which was originally illuminated by the sun, suddenly dimmed.

In the distance, a dazzling beam of brilliance suddenly flew in, and it fell into Shen Yuan's hand with incomparable accuracy, turning into a golden pen!

This sudden scene immediately made the surrounding villagers stunned and at a loss!

Even the most ignorant people know that such a battle is a harbinger of the appearance of a masterpiece that is enough to be on the literary list!

But such a famous article will be written by a famous ugly monster in ten miles and eight towns?

If it didn't really happen in front of their eyes, everyone would never believe it if they laughed off their big teeth!

But whether they believed it or not, Shen Yuan's arm was already spreading out in the air:

'The high wind roared in August and autumn, and rolled up the triple thatch on my house. Mao Fit River sprinkled on the outskirts of the river......'

From the first word, as the famous poem of the poet gradually unveiled its own mystery in this strange world, even ordinary villagers couldn't help but feel the extraordinaryness of this article!

'The children of Nancun deceived me into being sick and weak, and I could endure being a thief on the other side, and openly hugged the grass into the bamboo. His lips were dry and he couldn't breathe, and he came back and sighed to himself......

When writing this sentence, in order to be realistic, Shen Yuan changed the old powerlessness to the sick powerlessness.

However, this does not obscure the brilliance of this famous article.

Shen Yuan worked hard to complete the entire article, and this incomparably huge momentum was gradually lonely.

However, the next moment, the bear children who had been missing for a long time suddenly ran out with their buttocks covered, and they burst into tears one by one.

When asked, he said that just now a few people were hiding behind, obviously there was no one around, but his buttocks hurt as if he had been slapped by someone.

A woman who did not believe in evil and ripped off her child's pants, and sure enough, they were as red as a monkey's buttocks.

Seeing this scene, netizens were also stupid and asked:

"Anchor Dad, what the hell is going on?"

"I guess you must have done it, didn't you?"

"Lao Tzu sits at home and is very tight!"

Shen Yuan smiled, and in the awe of many villagers, he picked up his hat and strolled away.

He smiled and said: "In this world, literati and artists control the power of heaven and earth.

Legend has it that Zhao Qingyuan, the current Yasheng of Loulan Kingdom in the West, wrote a famous article about the broken bridge Yongxue on the third day of October, and now on the third day of October every year, it will snow around the broken bridge. Unless Zhao Qingyuan passes away, this vision of heaven and earth will not disappear.

And I borrowed the article of the poet saint to reprimand these naughty children in Xiaohe Village, unless I die in the future, otherwise in their lives, every time at this moment, their buttocks will be beaten red by the power of heaven and earth. ”

Hearing Shen Yuan say this, netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help but gasp:

"Awesome my Elder Shen!"

"Ask for a few bear children's hearts and shadow areas?"

"I'm sorry, I really can't imagine those bear children being seventy or eighty years old, and they will be beaten all over their buttocks......"

"Nancun Naughty Boy: Isn't it just to snatch you a few thatches?

Shen Yuan couldn't help but smile when he thought of this scene, and the evil anger in his heart could be regarded as expressed.

At this moment, a system prompt suddenly sounded in my ears:

"Hello, the bear child from Huadu Second Primary School rewarded you with a pencil sharpener and said to you: Uncle anchor, how can you bully our bear child so much?"

"Hello, a white-collar young woman from the magic capital rewarded you with a cucumber full of energy, and said to you: Awesome my anchor, real man, anal front!"

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Hello, in this reward, you got a total of 13 pencil sharpeners, two pounds of cucumbers, two mobile phones, and a mouse...... A total value of 0.38 Star Coins. Among them, the pencil knife is a lethal weapon, and you can choose to convert it into temporary combat power, and the effective time is the remaining time of the live broadcast. Cucumbers are edible plants that can be converted into physical strength.

Shen Yuan immediately wanted to vomit blood - this is the super reward system that Lao Tzu has been waiting for for so long?!