Chapter 14 You have miraculous skills, I have guns
The joust continues. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info is now in the sixth round, and the last round today.
If Wu Yan can still win, he can enter the top 32 and participate in tomorrow's semi-finals - Reader: What a hell of a life......
The sixth round of the draw was held, and Wu Yong's small actions came again, announcing new rules, requiring players to win completely by virtue of their physical strength, and all things outside the body such as hidden weapons and poisons were included in the forbidden list!
When Wu Yan heard this, his face changed greatly, and he peeked at the boys and girls who had entered the top sixty-four from time to time, and his expressions of hesitation, pretense, hesitation, hesitation, shyness, and regret changed alternately on his face.
When Wu Yong saw it, he was overjoyed: "Wu Yan, are you done now? Now I know that I am afraid, it is too late! Tong'er, although you have become very ugly now, your father still loves you very much, and I will be able to avenge you immediately!"
Wu Yan shuddered when he saw the joy on Wu Yong's face, snorted with disdain, and thought to himself: "I didn't expect that the third elder is a lot older, and he is still thinking about the affairs of men and women, and he is so obscene! In order to see naked beauties, he actually banned all things outside his body, forcing the contestants to compete naked! This lust, this taste, is really too dirty, too disgusting!"
Thinking of this, Wu Yan looked at the contestants again, a girl with a silver veil on her face. This is the only girl in the top sixty-four, and her skills are extremely good, and her opponents can't pass three moves in her hands.
However, don't think that Wu Yan pays attention to her because she can fight, but because her figure is really good! Even if she deliberately wears very loose clothes, she still can't cover the peerless demeanor of a pair of proud breasts.......
"It's so sexy and tempting to wrap it so tightly, and when you take off the martial arts competition for a while, you can jump around the white rabbit, how intoxicating this scene should be!" Thinking of this bloody scene, Wu Yan couldn't wait, and he couldn't wait for a remote control in his hand, which could make time fast forward, fast forward, you would fast forward it for me!
Maybe it was Wu Yan's prayer that moved the heavens, and as a result of the draw, the big chest actually won the first draw!
Wu Yan didn't even forget to look at who he had drawn, his eyes were wide and round, staring at the big breasts, for fear of missing even a second!
It's finally time to start the competition!
Oh, first to warm up, the opponent falls, the warm-up is over, and the big boobs come down.
Is it about to officially begin? At this critical moment, Wu Yan almost forgot to breathe!
Strange, how can there be a warm-up?
Forget it, let's warm up, in order to watch the white rabbit dance, let's stay up first......
So, our poor Comrade Wu Yan patiently watched one warm-up after another, but before the warm-up was over, a loud roar pulled him back to reality:
"Wu Yan, what are you doing in a daze! Why don't you go up to the martial arts competition? It's your turn!"
"What, it's my turn? The big boobs haven't even compared!" Wu Yan was anxious.
"Big breasts, hehe, you said it was Lin Xiaoqian, she had a first match!"
"Didn't you warm up just now......" Wu Yan was confused.
"Warm-up? Where did the warm-up come from, from the morning to now, it is directly on, and there is never a warm-up talk!"
Wu Yanqi said: "Then why didn't they take off their clothes? Didn't the third elder say that everything outside the body was forbidden......
Temperamental: "......"
After the patient explanation of the temperamental, Wu Yan finally understood that it was forbidden to do things outside his body, but only to prohibit things that could kill and injure the other party, and not to wear clothes......
"What a pity!" Wu Yan was very depressed and extremely disappointed.
"But, I don't even know who my opponent is?" Wu Yan suddenly thought of this, and hurriedly sounded.
"Your opponent? Isn't it me, Wu Yan, what's wrong with you, you don't even know me anymore?"
Wu Yan fixed his mind, took a closer look, wasn't this Wu Si in front of him?
"Wu Si?, my opponent is you?!"
"Well, it's me!" Wu Si leaned on Wu Yan's ear and whispered, "Don't worry, I will be very gentle in a while, and I will make you lose very comfortably and comfortably, and there is no pain at all!"
If Wu Santong said this, it would be sarcastic, but Wu Si said this, which means that he really thinks this in his heart.
Wu Si is already the peak of a seventh-order warrior, and he is at least the top three in terms of strength, so he naturally doesn't think that he will lose to Wu Yan, he has only one goal, that is, to win the first place to win glory for his father!
Wu Siniang died early, and she has been dependent on her father since she was a child, and her relationship with her father is particularly deep. Moreover, before this round of lottery, his father specially called him over and told him that he was in poor health, and he was afraid that he would be going to see his mother soon, hoping that Wu Si could get a good result, so that he could walk with peace of mind.
Wu Si was so sad that he was about to cry at the moment, and swore in front of his father that he must win the first place!
Of course, Wu Si couldn't see it, the moment he turned around, Wu Kang and Wu Yong understood the little eyes - in fact, even if he saw it, with his little wooden head, I am afraid he couldn't detect anything abnormal at all......
Okay, let's get down to business, the competition between Wu Yan and Wu Si is about to begin.
Seeing this, some readers asked, it is forbidden to use foreign objects, and when he encounters such a powerful opponent as Wu Si, won't Wu Yan lose?
Actually, the reader is overwhelmed. The pen is in our hands, we can write as we want, how can we lose Wu Yan's writing? However, it is really difficult to write because we must be able to defeat the strong with the weak, and at the same time make people feel reasonable. It seems that we have to increase Wu Yan's force value quickly!
So, how did Wu Yan, who is not yet high-force, pass the level of Wu Si?
Don't worry, listen to me!
The competition began, and Wu Si patted his chest: "Wu Yan, come over and beat me, if you can't fight, you can admit defeat." ”
After speaking, Wu Si also winked at each other and put on a "you know" look.
Wu Yan nodded, and with a loud roar of "Black Tiger Stealing Heart", he punched Wu Si in the chest!
Wu Si was afraid that his strength would hurt Wu Yan, so he reduced his strength to two percent, and then thought that it was still too big, and then closed it to one percent, and when Wu Yan's fist reached his body, Wu Si's heart softened, and he collected half of his strength, thinking that this would not make Wu Yan suffer, right?
Unexpectedly, Wu Yan screamed "oops", his whole body flew out, rolled on the ground many times, and stopped when he was about to get out of the ring.
"I've been practicing hard lately, and my strength has increased again?" Wu Si was a little puzzled.
At this moment, a large mouthful of blood spurted out of Wu Yan's mouth, and it took more than a dozen blinks before stopping, spraying all over his body bloody, making people scared to see it.
"Oops, I exerted too much force and injured Wu Yan!" Wu Si was in a hurry, and hurriedly rushed over, leaning over and supporting Wu Yan's crumbling upper body.
Take a closer look, oops, Wu Yan's eyes have already begun to drift!
"Wu Si, I, I'm going to die...... Wu Yan struggled to squeeze out a sentence from between his teeth, "When I die, you bury me in the hole in the ground where I roasted sweet potatoes when I was a child, remember, give me a pillar of incense during the New Year's holidays!"
When he was a child, Wu Si was Wu Yan's follower, and often followed Wu Yan to steal sweet potatoes and came back, and the two of them hid in a hole in the back mountain, roasting and eating......
Wu Si's eyes moistened: "No, ......"
At this time, Wu Yan's hand suddenly became stronger, and he pulled it suddenly, and he actually dragged Wu Si, who was caught off guard, and staggered, just out of the boundary line of the ring, according to the rules, Wu Si had already lost...... Wu Yan secretly complained in his heart: What is Stephen Chow's movie Taobao No. 1 special blood bag, the taste is so disgusting, I will never go to your store next time to buy it......
"Stop, stop!" "Don't throw away the banana peel and broken leaves, I know you'll be dissatisfied...... Well, I change it, I change it, I change it, I'll change it next time, this time it's really Wu Yan who won......
Narrator: I saw banana peels, broken vegetable leaves, and chewing gum flying towards Lao Getou like a tide, with broken vegetable leaves hanging on his head, chewing gum sticking to his cheeks, and a banana peel on his pen, his face full of horror and shame, and he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy......