Chapter 14 Six Thousand Miles of Bad Horse Rice Wine
If Xu Fengnian hears the narration of his father and master, he must educate Lao Huang well to use more dim sum in the name of the sword move in the future, the three swords are three catties out of the sheath, and the four swords are four catties?
At that moment, Xu Fengnian wanted to ask Lao Huang how many squares there were in the red sandalwood sword box and how many swords were placed.
The war ended quickly, unexpectedly, which made His Royal Highness the Prince of the Prince, who had never enjoyed watching it in the first place, feel even more bored and unwilling, thinking to himself, Lao Kui, Lao Huang, you two heroes, don't feel sorry for the palace building, although the demolition is, you don't want to pay for the demolition, right?
But nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, Xu Fengnian can't rush up and cry and beg the two masters to continue fighting.
The sword has no eyes, and life and death are conceited.
After an expert explanation, His Royal Highness the Prince of the World learned about the battle of Lu Dao, and Lao Huang, who was carrying the box, finally used three swords, using a total of six moves.
It is by no means as the storyteller said in the teahouse, the duel between the two masters must be a few days and nights in the dark, in short, not shocking the world, not crying ghosts and gods.
At this time, the old man with the knife sat in the dilapidated pavilion with only the pedestal, with two knives on the ground, his face was ruddy, his white hair was gray, and he shook his head and said, "I won't fight today." ”
The short, thin old yellow backpacker stood on the causeway, rubbed his hands, and then crossed his hands into his cuffs. But in the hearts of most of the others who participated in the spectators, it was extremely absurd, and the old horseman who couldn't beat a fart with these sticks was really a real person who bluffed people without showing his face.
Xu Fengnian was undoubtedly the most shocked, where did he know that it was Lao Huang who single-handedly knocked the old man into the bottom of the lake.
If it weren't for that, Xu Xiao of Dazhu Kingdom would be relieved that his most beloved son would travel six thousand miles?
Lao Kui, who was sitting on the ground, shouted at Xu Fengnian: "That baby, give grandpa some wine and meat! After you have eaten and drunk enough, you will fight with Huang Laojiu for 500 rounds! Whoever loses will go to the bottom of the lake to stay!"
Xu Fengnian heard Lao Kui's heroic voice from afar, hesitated for a long time, or ran to ask the housekeeper to prepare a sumptuous meal, specially made the whole roast suckling pig and put it in a large food box, Xu Fengnian carried it to the causeway.
The pace became slower and slower, and after passing by the side of Mafu Lao Huang, he lost his eyes, and was complaining that His Royal Highness the Prince of the World had forgotten to reward one or two pots of Longyan Sinking Tank, rubbed his cheeks, and signaled that there was nothing wrong, Xu Fengnian had the courage to step forward and put the food box on the ground in front of Lao Kui's eyes.
Just now, the steward didn't forget to bring a few crisp and tender cucumbers to His Royal Highness the prince, and Lao Kui was not polite, he tore off a pork leg and stuffed it into his mouth, his mouth was full of greasy, and he ate more than ten years of fishy live carp.
Xu Fengnian squatted in front of him, slowly nibbling on cucumbers, pondering to make a touching opening statement, after all, more than ten years of friendship are there, and they have to make good use of it.
In the past, when I entered the water, I saw Lao Kui Na, and the two of them looked at each other in the underworld, unlike now, when they finally arrived in the yang world, they had to plan and plan, otherwise they would be frightened and take the risk to make such a big battle, and they would still be busy, which was not in line with the style of His Royal Highness the Prince of the World who must ask for the spring to repay the grace of dripping water to others.
Without waiting for Xu Fengnian, who was secretly rolling around his eyes, to finish his small abacus, the old man said straightforwardly: "Back then, it was the king of Beiliang who played tricks, and Huang Laojiu made efforts to get grandpa and me to the bottom of the lake to live a life that was worse than death, and if you rescue me today, then it will be leveled, and I will also play with Huang Laojiu and make his five broken swords into four, as for the Beiliang Palace, grandpa is kind and does not dismantle." Doll, don't expect grandpa to repay you with an egg!"
Xu Fengnian, who was staring dryly, thought to himself, and ran into an opponent with a thick skin, and asked cautiously: "This old man, there is wine and meat in the house, and Lao Huang will fight with you, or will you stay?"
Lao Kui sneered and said: "There are so many masters in the world, when Huang Lao'er's sword nine is broken, grandpa will go to Nawu Emperor City and defeat the second in the world, what is grandpa not the first in the world? ”
Lao Huang, who was sitting on the butt of the red sandalwood sword box, was putting a small grass in his mouth and chewing it carefully, and His Royal Highness Xue Shizi rolled his eyes violently.
Xu Fengnian looked embarrassed, dealing with heroes like Lao Kui, who killed people like chopping melons and vegetables, he really had no experience, and he didn't know how to speak.
The cucumber in his hand was snatched away by Lao Kui, he bit off half of it, snorted a few times, threw it into the lake, and re-dealt with a pig's trotter Lao Kui looked at Xu Fengnian angrily and said: "This thing that fades out of the bird, you also eat the doll?"
Xu Fengnian, who was sprayed with spittle, lifted his sleeves and wiped them off indiscriminately, and asked tentatively: "Can the old man help me teach a lesson, he is a master and uncle of Wudang Mountain, a master!"
Lao Kui thought for a while, nodded and said: "I have inherited your love over the years, and I have tasted some familiar things, but if you make more requests, grandpa will beat you with a pig's head, but if you want to fight and kill, grandpa is willing." When I defeat Huang Laojiu first, I will leave immediately!"
Lao Huang crooked his mouth very shamelessly, holding the grass roots that had been chewed off, and the old face was full of sneers.
Lao Kui shouted angrily: "Huang Laojiu, don't accept it, don't accept it and fight again!"
Lao Huang simply turned his body and turned his back to Lao Kui, out of sight and out of mind.
Xu Fengnian, who covered his ears, had a headache, if it weren't for Lao Kui Yingcheng to go to Wudang Mountain to teach the bastard Taoist priest who rode the green bull upside down, he would have to let Lao Huang beat this uninteresting old guy to the bottom of the lake again, except for those servants who committed suicide by throwing themselves into the lake, don't expect to see a living person again.
Xu Fengnian sighed softly, since Lao Huang is so powerful, why is it not easy to go to Wudang Mountain with Lao Huang with a sword box on his back? Why bother looking at Lao Kui's face and listening to his roar. Xu Fengnian weighed the pros and cons, and his face was cloudy.
The old man has a rough appearance, but his mind is as delicate as hair, a whole suckling pig even has meat and bones into the stomach, patting the stomach, satisfied, hehe said:
"Doll, as soon as I saw your eyes rolling, grandpa knew that you were thinking crookedly, what's the matter, you want Huang Laojiu to get me to the bottom of the lake again?
To tell you the truth, it is easy to invite the Buddha and it is difficult to send the Buddha, if it wasn't for Li Yuanying's tricks, even if he didn't beat Huang Laojiu, grandpa could come and leave as he wanted. There were four iron balls at the bottom of the lake of 8,000 catties, and two of the double knives were poured into them, which trapped the grandfather. Now with two knives in hand, I have it in the world, wow, haha, are you afraid of dolls?"
His Royal Highness, who was roaring and spitting, squeezed out a smiling face, and muttered, "How can it, Feng Nian's admiration for the old man is like a big river, like a starry plain." ”
Lao Kui smiled and said: "The doll is not the same as the butcher Xu, and it has an appetite for me." Arrange a comfortable room for grandpa, and get the whole table of wine and meat. ”
Xu Fengnian got up and said, "This is a trivial matter. ”
Lao Huang spit out the grass roots and said, "Don't fight?"
The old man said rampantly: "Hurry a bird, you will fight later." ”
Lao Huang lifted the back of the sword box and said calmly: "If you don't fight, forget it, I'm going to go to Emperor Wu City to retrieve 'Huang Lu'." ”
Lao Kui was stunned: "Really?!"
Lao Huang nodded.
The old man sighed, shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Then don't fight, waste grandpa's strength." ”
Xu Fengnian heard it in a fog.
Arranged the huge and even more than nine feet tall Yuan Zuozong's old kui to a courtyard, Xu Fengnian came to the stable, Lao Huang carried the sword box and cloth bag, and was chatting with the jujube red horse, as if he was saying goodbye. Xu Fengnian was surprised: "Lao Huang, what's the matter?"
The old horseman said softly: "All these years, he is staring at the bottom of the lake Chu mad slave, since he was released by the young master, there is no matter of Lao Huang, he lost to the old monster Wang Xianzhi back then, and left a 'Huang Lu' sword on the side of Emperor Wu City, I can't let go of it all these years, and I am thinking about asking for it back." ”
Xu Fengnian said bitterly: "Is it the giant sword inserted in the wall of Emperor Wu City?' 'Huang Lu', which ranks fourth among the top ten famous swords?"
Lao Huang smiled and nodded.
Emperor Wu City is located on the edge of the cliff of the East China Sea, east of the Jieshi to build a city to view the sea, the city lord Wang Xianzhi is nearly 100 years old, but he has been famous for 80 years, he is a well-deserved martial arts genius once in a century, he is not known for carrying any weapons when he debuts at a young age, and he has never been one-handed when he fights with people.
At the age of twenty-five, he was promoted to the ranks of peerless masters, and at the age of forty, he challenged the sword god Li Chungang of that generation, and forcibly folded the "wooden cow horse" with two fingers to sharpen iron like clay.
Wang Xianzhi obviously has the qualifications to be the first in the world, but he claims to be the second in the world, which makes the top ten masters in the martial arts rivers and lakes ranked eleventh, and the first place on the list has been empty for 20 years.
In the past 50 years, there have been two top masters with swords, the new sword god Deng Tai'a, carrying a peach blossom branch, seeking defeat but not defeating, fighting Wang Xianzhi three times, not winning or losing, ranking third among super-first-class masters.
The other one is the dragon to see the head but not the end, only known to be the Xishu people, nobody swordsman origin, after 30 years of sword casting self-understanding of the way of the sword, single-handedly walking the rivers and lakes, collecting the world's famous swords into the sword box, known to the world is only with people to fight, then famous, although lost, and was left a sword in the city, but did not let the suspicion that this mysterious swordsman is not defeated but still glorious, because he lost to the old and strong Emperor Wu City Lord Wang Xianzhi.
Who would have imagined that such a swordsman who moved forty states with one sword would be a famous horseman in the Beiliang Palace, talking and chatting with horses all day long, at most begging His Royal Highness the Prince for a pot of rice wine to satisfy his hunger.
So as soon as Lao Kui heard that Huang Laojiu had returned to Wudi City to challenge Wang Xianzhi, he knew that he couldn't beat Huang Laojiu more than ten years ago, and it was the same now.
Xu Fengnian, who was not idle and took a cucumber, smiled bitterly: "Lao Huang, tell me, how many swords are there in this sword box? ”
Because he lay down in the stable for a while, Lao Huang, who had a few horse grass sticking to his head, scratched his head and said: "The sword box has three layers and six compartments, and there were originally six of the top ten famous swords in the world, but now there are only five." ”
Xu Fengnian was speechless.
Lao Huang, you master, do you dare to go higher?
Old Huang Hanhan said: "If the young master wants to play with the sword, I will leave three or four." ”
Xu Fengnian shook his head and said: "No, the young master wishes that you would carry one hundred and eighty swords on your back, stab that Wang Xianzhi into a hornet's nest, and go out to tease the chivalrous girls on the rivers and lakes in the future, I also have face, saying that I stole chickens and ducks with Lao Huang." Isn't that the truth, Lao Huang?"
Lao Huang grinned. Lao Huang, who has no front teeth, is really cute. How could it be the Sword Nine that was 108,000 miles higher than the master?
Xu Fengnian couldn't figure it out, so he simply didn't think about it. Let the subordinates prepare a pot of Longyan sinking vat rice wine, lead a bad horse over, Xu Fengnian personally took the reins, and after sending him off to the outside of the palace, he also stuffed a few small denomination silver tickets to Lao Huang, Lao Huang did not refuse, and said, "Young master, go back and I know the way." Xu Fengnian didn't agree, and said, "At least send it to the city gate, isn't it?"
The horse is an inferior horse, not that His Royal Highness the Prince is stingy, but the five-flowered horse that cuts the horse's mane as a petal to resemble astronomy, or the rarer and more precious sweat and blood BMW, is not in line with the reason of resolutely not being a fat sheep when going out, and presumably Lao Huang will not really go to ride a horse, Xu Fengnian is just looking for a talking partner for him.
The silver ticket is five or six hundred taels, it is for Lao Huang to buy wine to drink, Lao Huang loves rice wine, I really don't know if Lu Dao loves to drink because of his surname Huang, or he loves rice wine because he is surnamed Huang, Lao Huang always has such and such secrets, but in Xu Fengnian's eyes, Lao Huang is just the old horseman who is moving forward with difficulty on his back, Huang Jianjiu is very secondary, this is the heart of the heart, but he dare not say it, for fear of being hypocritical.
From the Beiliang Mansion to the main gate of Lingzhou, there is an end no matter how far away.
Seeing that His Royal Highness the Prince had a heavy face, the captain of the city gate did not dare to step forward to flatter, but quickly drove everyone who was queuing up to leave the city to the side and let go of the empty city gate.
Xu Fengnian, who led the horse for Lao Huang, stood under the wall of the inner city gate, handed the reins to the old groom, and said sadly: "That's it, don't send it." Lao Huang, isn't it boring to get along with a frog like me at the bottom of the well?"
Lao Huang shook his head and stared at the young and handsome face of His Royal Highness the Prince, and said happily: "It's very interesting, really, Lao Huang doesn't know how to make sycophants, doesn't the young master often say that I speak honestly." ”
Xu Fengnian smiled slightly.
Lao Huang took out a stack of silk silk, painted with charcoal, painted with sword momentum, each word is not much, just two, from sword one, sword two, to sword nine, crooked, earthworm crawling mud, handed to Xu Fengnian, said: "Young master collect, in the future, when I see a baby with aura, I will collect an apprentice for Lao Huang, and it is appropriate to go to the street to rob the yellow flower girl." ”
Xu Fengnian carefully accepted it.
Lao Huang thought about it, and looked embarrassed: "Young master, Lao Huang has no culture, he doesn't know how to take the name of the sword, he can only make nine moves, from sword one to sword nine, the first eight swords have been named by the people in the rivers and lakes on their own initiative, I always feel uncomfortable listening to it, and I can't feel strong, young master, can you think about it?"
Xu Fengnian couldn't cry or laugh, thought seriously for a moment, and said: "The two of us walked six thousand miles, so it's called six thousand miles? ”
Lao Huang stretched out his thumb and praised: "There is momentum! When I arrive at Emperor Wu City, I will report the name of this croaking sword, maybe Wang Xianzhi will be envious." ”
After all, Lao Huang still led the horse and walked away with a pot hanging from his waist.
Xu Fengnian climbed on the wall, looked at Lao Huang's lonely figure, and shouted at the top of his throat: "Lao Huang, if you want to drink rice wine halfway, you can't afford to buy it after spending all the silver, come back, I'll keep it for you!"
The old servant who led the horse on the back box stopped and turned around, looked at Xu Fengnian deeply, shouted the common mantra of the two of them, "The wind is tight", and then ran away funny, cute and stupid.
Sword Nine.
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