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It's time to tell the story, of course, it's the story of Gu Xuan Lao Tong and the Purple Mountain Old Monster.

It's a long, smelly story, of course, and the audience is limited to the old men and grandmothers who are half-asleep in the warm sun, and their puppies and kittens. Even so, in the rivers and lakes, these stories have become many versions among many ignorant but pretending to know everything, and they are much more exciting, becoming the capital of the storytellers in the rivers and lakes to please the audience and mix up food. Many "legendary" and "legendary" stories are produced in this way, just because of the "legend", but the more they are spread, the more false they become, the more outrageous they become, in fact, they are all bland stories, exaggerated accidents or even made out of nothing. The story of Gu Xuan Lao Tong and the Purple Mountain Old Monster is like this, compared to those exaggerated versions.

The story is very long, spanning more than 300 years! There are so many stories that can happen in this time, I am afraid that I can't tell them in a hundred years! And the story is still extending, so it would be nice to say, if there was a player! So, I must simply say that it will only take you 30 seconds to read!

A long, long time ago (cliché, the long, smelly story is so traditional), about 300 years ago, when they were in their twenties, they were not mortal enemies but brothers who were better than the average person. I can't imagine it, every unimaginable story has an unimaginable beginning. Like many impulsive young people, they also like to take risks, so they travel the world, do chivalry everywhere, and do a lot of stupid things for many girls they like. But even the same beloved woman didn't turn them against each other, and there seemed nothing in the world to break the hard diamond friendship between them.

Although a diamond is hard, it is a stone after all, and no matter what kind of stone it is, it will always break one day!

The two of them have entered a very obsessive state with the turtle, they want to conquer the turtle and become the turtle knight, but there is only one person who can be the turtle knight. A battle about the Turtle Knights began—what they themselves didn't expect was that this battle was actually the fuse that lasted for more than three hundred years! At the beginning, everyone said that it was fair competition, but in their hearts, they betrayed the friendship on the surface, and the methods of open and secret fighting, and all kinds of hypocrites, villains, and bastards were all calculated in their hearts. It stands to reason that both of them have the absolute ability to defeat the Divine Turtle, but defeat does not mean conquest, because of the dual choice of man and beast.

Just before they found the Divine Turtle's meal, Gu Xuan Lao Tong put laxatives in the bento of the Purple Mountain Old Monster, which directly caused the latter to pull a lot of on his pants on the battlefield, and lost face in front of the Divine Turtle. As a result, Gu Xuan Lao Tong defeated the Divine Turtle, but the latter left with the Purple Mountain Old Monster. Of course, the old monster of Purple Mountain also thought of a set of more despicable segments, but he was first attacked by Gu Xuan Lao Tong and could not become the most proud aftertaste of the fish after the meal. Don't be surprised, legends are also ordinary people, so it's no surprise that such a thing would be done. Of course, the Jianghu version is another version or many kinds of theories, the most classic is this version: the two had an incredible fierce battle before fighting with the turtle, and the fierce battle lasted for half a month.

So they were married.

And that's not all. After the two parted ways, the old monster of Purple Mountain happily took the Divine Turtle to the "Heavenly Unity" of the Demon Immortal Half of the Sky to "be crowned", while Gu Xuan Lao Tong went to conquer the Xuanwu, which was a bit similar to the Divine Turtle but more powerful, and became a higher-level Saint Seiya! The more elegant way to say the Bastard Egg Island is the "Turtle Island", which is said to be the origin of the Turtle, so this small island is the "private" of the previous Turtle Knights The island, the ownership of the island is owned by the organization Half the Sky of the Demon Fairy, and after becoming a turtle knight, this land is owned by the turtle knight. Therefore, this was originally the place that belonged to the old monster of Purple Mountain. But something went wrong, and the troublemaker appeared, this person was of course Gu Xuan Lao Tong, completely out of revenge for the loss of the Divine Turtle. He drove away the people sent by the Demon Immortal Half the Sky, occupied this island, and claimed that this was the birthplace of Xuanwu, which should have belonged to the Xuanwu Saint Seiya, and whoever dared to trespass on the forbidden island could not imagine that he would do anything unexpected! Why is this the birthplace of Xuanwu? The answer he gave was very simple: Xuanwu was originally evolved from the Divine Turtle, and the first Xuanwu was also born from this place! This is not only the birthplace of the Turtle, but also the birthplace of Xuanwu, and my level is higher than that of the Turtle Knight, so I should give this place to me! This seems to make sense, but it is unreasonable to forcibly occupy it like this, which makes the face of the Demon Immortal Half of the Sky go where to rest! But the Demon Immortal Half of the Sky is a canonized institution, there is no army, there are several security guards, and I can't beat Gu Xuan Lao Tong, so I have to cancel Gu Xuan Lao Tong's title as a threat. However, to no avail, Gu Xuan Laotong ignored it at all: the title is just an official certification, but Xuanwu is still with him, it doesn't matter if there is such a title or not, this is like the difference between "lover" and "wife". Therefore, the Demon Immortal Half of the Sky can't help him, so he can only make compromises: as long as Gu Xuan Laotong you do half a thing for me, I will agree to give you the title of Turtle Island and Turtle Knight. This is not something that ordinary people can do: get rid of the fierce beast of the "ghost whale" that has recently appeared in the Black Sea and killed many people! Gu Xuan Lao Tong agreed, and did it, and from then on, Bastard Egg Island became Gu Xuan Lao Tong's "official residence."

Feeling that he had been greatly insulted, the old monster of the Purple Mountain went to fight with Gu Xuan Lao Tong, and the fight lasted for a long time, and it has continued until now, but the winner has never been decided! The Divine Turtle Knight also wanted to find a place to stay, and he chose the Purple Mountain in the Cangxi Domain, which is 108,000 miles away, as his base.

That's probably the end of the story, of course, there are many, many important stories in the past three hundred years, and those who can tell these things might as well write history books.

Those who have listened to this story may have such questions, the turtle is the "scarab" that is not as big as a palm, anyone can be killed with a slap, and it is not a very glorious thing to be able to defeat it, why would it attract two such characters to conquer it? Of course, it is not an ordinary turtle, and it is not easy to bully anyone who can be called a "god"! But how strong is it?

For such questions, I will only say two words: guess!