At this moment, two skeletons helped out of the cabin with a skeleton in a black robe, which did not look like an ordinary skeleton: the bones were blood-colored, as if they had just been dug out of the sheepskin sac by a wolf, and he also had a beard, a large white beard flying haphazardly on the left and right, tangled with his hair, he had no teeth, and looked like a skeletal elder, and in his left hand he held a small prop, which was often in the hands of those old Taoist elders: probably called a whisk, that is, the hair of an artistic white flower tied to a stick。

This kind of thing is said to be more useful than a fly swatter! He has a cane in his right hand, because he is old, hunchbacked, and inconvenient to walk, and his bones ringing with every step, and he can always have it

The possibility of "falling apart"!

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Wu Liang always has his reasons for becoming a military advisor, especially when he needs to use his brains.

"Okay then!" Wu Liang waved his feather fan and said, "Now we have invited our great * division to appear, everyone come to applause~~~~"

The sound of bone knocking sounded, very crisp, and even the sound of bones breaking was heard, which showed the popularity of the * division.

But it rang for a long time, but no one came out.

A skeleton whispered in Wu Liang's ear: "*The master may be napping." ”

"Go wake him up, hurry up~~~~"

This made Wu Liang look a little embarrassed, because many things were always unexpected by him, and where did he put his face.

"It's okay~~~," the one-eyed baby quipped, "People are always wrong, just like who would have calculated that this game of 'hide and seek' turned into 'throwing arms'。。。。。。。。。。 ”

"Well。。。。。。 Wu Liang smiled, "I did it on purpose。。。。。。 Because letting everyone take a little risk is very conducive to improving the vigilance, preparedness for danger in times of peace, temporary adaptability and combat effectiveness。。。。。。。 ”

The one-eyed baby sneered, "It seems that there are a lot of benefits。。。。。。。 But it's not fun to lose your life。。。。。。。 ”

At this moment, two skeletons helped out of the cabin with a skeleton in a black robe, which did not look like an ordinary skeleton: the bones were blood-colored, as if they had just been dug out of the sheepskin sac by a wolf, and he also had a beard, a large white beard flying haphazardly on the left and right, tangled with his hair, he had no teeth, and looked like a skeletal elder, and in his left hand he held a small prop, which was often in the hands of those old Taoist elders: probably called a whisk, that is, the hair of an artistic white flower tied to a stick。 This kind of thing is said to be more useful than a fly swatter! He has a cane in his right hand, because he is old, hunchbacked, and inconvenient to walk, and his bones sound with every step he takes, and there is a possibility of "falling apart" at any time!

He is the * master of the "Rose and the Skull", called Feng Laozi, who still has a little reputation in the Black Sea, is a little notorious, has done a lot of bad things, and is now said to be hundreds of years old (living skins, living bones, this is the number).

He coughed dryly, spat a few mouthfuls of phlegm on his handkerchief, and then twisted his "nose" with the handkerchief - where did his phlegm come from?

He looked at the people around him, and then smiled: "Monkeys, when I shit, I always think of your mother, when did you bring your old lady's big ass to meet me。。。。。。。。 ”

The crew was in an uproar, wanting to laugh but feeling inappropriate, and getting angry couldn't get up, a little crying and laughing.

The one-eyed baby pointed to his skull and said in Amu's ear: "He has a problem with his brain, and he is sick of old people - Alzheimer's disease。。。。。。 ”

"Whose * flowering do you say?" Feng Laozi slapped the one-eyed baby's head with his palm, and said angrily, "Have you forgotten?

"I didn't say you, *Master。。。。。。。。。 The one-eyed baby said hurriedly, and he didn't know what to say when he got up.

Feng Laozi waved his cane and said angrily: "Do you think my ears are bad? Every day at three o'clock, I know exactly what the two cats on the top of the toilet are doing! You orangutan, don't you mean who I am talking about?" His cane pointed at the tip of Amu's nose at some point!

Amu looked surprised, shrugged his shoulders, and just wanted to justify, the old man's demeanor rose again: "Still want to quibble?! Obviously, you ate my cat's dog food, and said that my cat gave birth to a piece of in adultery with your dog。。。。。。。。 ”

As he spoke, he waved his palm and whisk and hit Amu for a while, but he couldn't hit it, but instead made himself panting and coughing.

The one-eyed baby said: "It's a newly reported ghost, you can't hit him。。。。。。。 ”

"Nonsense, there is no ass in the world that is not stabbed!" Feng Laozi muttered to himself instead, "Could it be that my palm has turned into air and can penetrate anything。。。。。。。?" So he hit the one-eyed baby's head again, knocking "dong dong" - "It turns out that there is no 'thought' in his brain, only 'empty sound'。。。。。。。。 Maybe it's time for it to breathe!"

Then they all came and took him by the hand, lest her co-captain's head be shattered!

"He's a monster!" Feng Laozi pointed at Amu and exclaimed, "I have to seal him!"

Feng Laozi pushed away the skeleton beside him, threw away his cane and whisk, sat on the deck with his ass, and took out a wine gourd from his waist, and then put his palms together, and chanted the incantation in pieces—suddenly two green lights appeared from the holes in his eyes, shining on Amu's body—and the light could penetrate him!

Suddenly, a small whirlwind fell from the sky, and even Amu was swept into it—he was twisted, swirled, and shattered, and he couldn't even scream!

Feng Laozi stretched out two fingers to guide the whirlwind, and then with a wave, the whirlwind rushed into this gourd!

"Don't-"

When the crew screamed, it was too late, and the little whirlwind was exhausted in the gourd, stuffed the wooden cork, and Amu disappeared!!!

Feng Laozi bit the gourd, "bang", and said with a smile: "This soaking wine should be better than the tiger whip~~~"

Immediately opened the stopper, wanted to take a sip, and rushed down the phlegm that came up - as soon as the gourd was deflated, a whirlwind swirled out again, "spitting" out Amu, and constantly spinning in the air!

"Are you alright, Amu?" Fairy Ling said.

"It's okay~~~ just a little dizzy~~~~•" Amu rolled his eyes and said, "But it's still spinning, and he can't control it."

"It scared people to death。。。。。。。。。 ”

"Mine is so scared that my heart is beating out!" laughed the one-eyed baby, "—though I don't have a heart!"

Amu said: "Don't forget, I'm a new ghost, nothing can stop me!"

"Who said my son didn't have *!!" Feng Laozi was furious and jumped up, he didn't want to collect the aid at all - he just broke a few lumbar vertebrae and he didn't know it!

"Who the hell said it, stand up for me!" Feng Laozi repeated.

"You're dead!" whispered in Amu's ear, "He hates it when people say his son is gone。。。。。。。。 ”

"But I didn't say it。。。。。。。。 ”

"Isn't it you?!" Feng Laozi pointed at Amu and said angrily, "You dead orangutan, what else are you going to do besides?!"

Another fact: Amu also hates people saying that he is a "chimpanzee"!

"What if I said that, dead old man?" Amu said angrily, "You can't beat me, you can't seal me, what can you do with me?"

"What can I do with you?"

"Yes, how's that?!" Amu laughed, "Your son doesn't have a father!"

All the skeletons they put on were shocked, and their eyeballs fell out - although the fact that there were no eyeballs - gasped!

"How?"

Feng Laozi suddenly scratched his head, trying to think, "What should I do? I can't even remember it for a while!"

Amu gave a "warm reminder": "You should break him into ten thousand pieces!"

"That's right!" shouted Feng Laozi, "I should have broken him to pieces!"

"No, it's to break my body into ten thousand pieces!"

"I'll break me to pieces!"

"That's not right!" Amu sighed and smiled bitterly, "It should be to break your body into ten thousand pieces!"

"That's right!" said Feng Laozi, "I should have broken you into pieces。。。。。。。。!" ”

Amu sighed and said, "Then come on!"

"It's you * mine!"

"I can't ask for more!"

Suddenly, Feng Laozi sprinkled a patch of red powder, which was still floating, and he recited the incantation, and his blue eyes lit up, and then he rolled out a whirlwind, rolled the powder into it, and stretched out two more fingers, and between them was a piece of incantation paper. Suddenly it turned into a fire, and at the same time, the whirlwind swept Amu into it again—twisting, spinning, shattering。。。。。。。。

"I'll see how you escape!" Feng Lao Tzu swung out the flames between his fingers, swept into the whirlwind, and then turned into a fire whirlwind!

Everyone was frightened back a few steps by the fire whirlwind, and the one-eyed baby shouted, "*Master, you will burn him to death!"

In the whirlwind, Amuzhi's screams immediately came, hissing and cracking his lungs, and the listener was shocked into a cold sweat!

"I won't let him die so comfortably!" Feng Laozi immediately sprinkled a piece of green powder and swept into the whirlwind, the whirlwind fire gradually extinguished, and he stopped chanting the incantation, and his eye sockets turned back to a pitch black!

The speed of the whirlwind slowed down, and Amu stumbled out, his body burning like a piece of black charcoal, emitting the smell of smoke and burning, rolling his eyes and foaming at the mouth!

Everyone was amazed, very strange, but this feeling was soon overwhelmed by the pity that came up, and they couldn't help but want to help him!

Feng Laozi waved his cane, knocked everyone's hands back one by one, and then beat Amu who was lying on the ground very indiscriminately—everyone didn't have much to worry about, and the old man couldn't beat Amu—but they were shocked, and they were stunned, like seeing a beautiful girl taking a bath in the street—the "popping" sound of the cane hitting him was loud, and he screamed in pain like a pig!

What the hell is going on? How did Amu's floating soul become a real spirit?! This process and result can probably only be explained by this Alzheimer's patient with boundless magic in front of him!

Amu screamed "wow" at first, but then it turned into a "hee-hee" laugh, and even jumped up excitedly, shouting "hit me, hit me" like crazy, and then jumped over, hugged Feng Laozi, and kissed him again and again!

"Feng Laozi, you are so cute, I really love you to death!!"

Feng Laozi was self-absorbed and said: "Of course, everyone likes cute old men!"

Was he beaten crazy?

Feng Laozi only came to his senses at this time, he was frightened, and pushed Amu away, almost out of breath, and then coughed again!

Amu didn't stop being excited, knocking the skulls one by one, and laughing: "Look at which of you still dares to take me as a joke! Whoever dares to come alone, or a group fight, now Lao Tzu is full of energy, and he is no longer afraid of hitting the air!"

He has been angry from the beginning, and he has been holding back, and now that he can fight, of course he is very excited!

"What's there to be happy about, it's not a wild ghost!" the one-eyed baby sneered.

Amu played with his fake gems and said with a smile: "I'm happy, do you want to come and do it?!"

"Go, go, go, who wants to do anything with you, others still think we are gay!" So, he jumped to Feng Laozi's side, and asked him a question by the way: "You old man, how did you turn that chimpanzee from a state of nothingness into a 。。。。。。 Because his mother's ass is as big as a buffalo~~~" Feng Laozi looked at the one-eyed baby with a smile, and his saliva was dripping.

"He's got an old man's brain。。。。。。。 Wu Liang gestured to the one-eyed baby.

It is indeed a bit difficult for a person with Alzheimer's disease to explain this phenomenon, so they have to abandon the process and accept the results.

"If you have time, you have to study the ingredients of those red, pink and green powder。。。。。。。。 The one-eyed baby said.

"What's more, the most important thing now is not this matter-" Wu Liang stroked his beard and said, "but to think about how to deal with the enemy in front of you!"

"Yes, we've been watching you monkeys play for a long time again, and we didn't laugh out of respect for you—"

A laugh rang out, and surrounded them, tying them up like rice dumplings, this mockery!

The three ships had surrounded the "Rose and the Skull", and the people on board laughed, which was already hideous enough, and the laughter was even more terrifying.1 It turned out that while they were making a fuss, the ships of the demon group and the bone group only swam over and surrounded them. What they've found now!

It's no wonder that even a blind cage will come to the door with such a big noise.