Chapter 64: Crazy Paper
"Young master, the kind of thing you said has been made, young master, the kind of thing you said has been made. At noon, Li Longxuan had just had lunch, and Gruss walked in in a panic with a big box.
At this time, Li Longxuan, who had eaten a full meal, was about to ask his woman to come to Xuan Yin, and when he saw Gruss coming, he couldn't help but have some doubts.
What's the situation? What has been made? Could it be that soap has been made? Or is it viagra that has been made? Li Longxuan looked at the box of Gruss with some curiosity, it could not be Viagra with a box in it, right?
Although I can't use that thing myself, an old man like Gruss can definitely use it, and if he makes a box, then the old men of Cold Bone City will be blessed, and of course, there are also those big aunts. Li Longxuan couldn't help but think evilly.
"Gruss, looking at your situation, there seems to be something good. Li Longxuan handed the cigar to Gruss and asked, "What's the good thing?"
"It's a good thing, young master, of course. Gruss then placed the box on the table, took the cigarette, and lit it. After Li Longxuan's transfection, Gruss and the others also began to smoke.
Smoking has almost become a manifestation of Li Longxuan's lineage.
"Young Master, please watch. Gruss smirked out a mouthful of white mist and opened the box.
"Young master, look, look, what a good thing, what a white thing, like a girl's skin. He looked at the contents of the box affectionately and said, only to see a few pieces of paper lying quietly in the box.
"I'm dizzy!" Li Longxuan couldn't help but glance at Bai Gruss, this paper doesn't seem to be white, right? It's a lot of yellow and white, but it's hard for them, after all, it's good to be able to take out something for the first time.
"Young master, you are really for geniuses, you are really for geniuses. Gruss gently picked up a piece of paper and said, "This thing is not only white, but also very tough, and easy to carry, it must be very welcome, a piece of paper and a silver coin is not a problem." ”
"It's called paper, and it can be used not only to write and draw, but also to roll cigarettes, and to wipe the buttocks. Li Longxuan said and picked up a few pieces of paper and said: "You see, some of these papers are thicker, some are thinner, these thick ones are used to write the best things, and these thin and soft ones are the best toilet paper." ”
"What?" Gruss's eyes widened and he said, "Young Master, you're not joking, are you?"
"Do you think I'm joking?" Li Longxuan said with a slight smile.
"Oh my God, no, no! These pieces of paper can't be used for that, it's a good thing, and it can't be wasted. Gruss hurriedly snatched the paper in Li Longxuan's hand, glared at him, and said, "No, this is money, this is a golden gold coin, it can't be ruined, it can't be ruined." ”
Li Longxuan couldn't help but give Gruss a roll of the eyes, your granddaughter, Lao Tzu asked you to make this kind of thing, it was originally for the sake of the good of the Shangzeso? With paper, the ghost used bamboo to scrape his buttocks, and after a few years of shaving, he was about to scrape off a layer of flesh from Lao Tzu's buttocks.
"I don't care, you prepare a few catties for me every month, Your Highness doesn't want to use that hard thing anymore. Li Longxuan sighed and said, "It's a big deal, I'll just save some money." ”
Gruss thought about it, it seemed that this method was feasible, anyway, it was only used by one person, and it was not much waste. Gruss didn't expect that it would take less than half a year to beat Li Longxuan, and it would become a fashion to use paper all over the world.
In the near future, people will ask, "Did you wipe it this year?"
"Wiped. ”
"How much. ”
"More than a pound. ”
"You've really succeeded in becoming a civilized person. ”
Of course, this is estimated to be a long, long time later, but the invention of paper has been highly praised in later generations, and it is written in the "World History Textbook" of later generations: The great pope, the holy emperor, and Li Longxuan of the Chinese nationality invented paper, so that the whole world began to move from barbarism to civilization, from division to unity......
"Young master, this paper is made, but what should we buy?" Gruss closed the box, for fear that Li Longxuan would really take the paper and wipe his buttocks.
"After all, this paper is a new thing, and it is not easy for people to read, I wonder if you have any good ways to make this paper circulate faster? Gruss said.
After all, this kind of thing is newly made, of course, there are also in metropolises such as Shendu, but it is only used by some big nobles and big nobles, ordinary people and even small nobles, it is estimated that they have never heard of this kind of thing in their lives, so paper is not only rare, many people still don't know it.
If you want to be accepted by everyone, you must first increase your popularity, just like those previous big aunt towels, avoidance, pregnancy, sleeves and the like, although they came out, but the sales were not very good.
This is really a bit difficult for Gruss, so the paper thing has to be a hit.
Li Longxuan's brows furrowed slightly, the things created must be recognized by people and made customers flock to them, but how should they be pushed away?
Suddenly, Li Longxuan had an idea, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth!
Got an idea!
It's not easy to make paper known quickly? Isn't it okay to make an advertisement, get some support, and promote the benefits of paper everywhere?
As long as people know what the paper is used for, then there will be a steady stream of orders. The corners of Li Longxuan's mouth couldn't help but show a smile, it seems that there is another way to talent.
Advertising, advertising must be done well. Isn't Tianxianglou the best place to advertise?
Li Longxuan hurriedly asked someone to draw dozens of pictures of beautiful women and landscapes, I have to say that the readers of this world are really good at painting, and it seems that they usually don't scribble on sheepskin.
Soon, dozens of framed pictures were hung on the walls of Tianxianglou, and of course, one by one, the words were also indispensable.
The people who come to Tianxianglou are rich people, and when they see these paintings, they will naturally ask what they are, and then the beauties of Tianxianglou are telling them what they are, and they come and go, these people are curious, and they will buy the paper stored in Tianxianglou, and this paper will naturally be very widespread.
People are curious, and the guests who can come to Tianxianglou to eat are either rich or expensive. They don't care about the money for one copper plate and two silver coins.
This not only started publicity, but also made a lot of money by the way.