Everyone has a love for beauty. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Even girls like Qin Wen, Zhou Zhiruo, Xiao Zhao, and Zhong Ling, who are already beautiful and fragrant, are no exception. What girl doesn't want to be more beautiful?

What's more, they also heard Yin Li say with a little pride: After cultivating immortals and refining qi, they can stay young forever and never grow old. Just ask, what girl can refuse temptation and not be tempted?

Moreover, the way to realize your dreams is too simple, right? As long as you and your man "release your previous suspicions" and "go to Wushan Yunyu together", you can "cut hair" successfully, cultivate immortals and refine qi, and have ice muscles and jade skin from now on.

If it weren't for Yin Li's vivid example standing in front of him and telling the truth, who wouldn't doubt that this was a scam? Not only did he have to deceive his wife and concubine into forgiveness, but he also had to deceive them into willingly, even scrambling, to accept an almost absurd demand.

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Elder Song said: "We are so ridiculous, we are simply blind, and we wronged Murong Gongzi for killing Deputy Gang Leader Ma." If he hadn't come to the rescue of Qiao Gang Leader today, what would have happened to everyone in the hands of these Xixia vicious dogs?"

Elder Wu also said: "Gang Leader Qiao, adults don't remember the mistakes of villains, you should come back and be our helper." ”

Quan Guanqing said coldly: "Master Qiao and Gongzi Murong are really good friends. ”

He called Qiao Feng "Master Qiao" instead of "Gang Master Qiao", since he no longer recognized him as the gang leader, but said that he and Murong Gongzi were really close friends, this sentence was very powerful. The beggars suspected that Qiao Feng faked Murong Fu and killed Ma Dayuan with a knife, but Qiao Feng has always denied knowing Murong Fu. Today, the two of them came to Tianning Temple together, talking and laughing, and their expressions were quite affectionate, obviously not their first acquaintance.

Ah Zhu thought that all of them were Qiao Feng's old friends, and after a while, they would definitely be able to see the flaws in them, so he said: "It's not too late to discuss the big things in the gang, I'll go and take a look at those Xixia evil dogs." So saying, he walked towards the main hall. Duan Yu then followed.

When the two came to the palace, they only heard Helian Tieshu scolding: "Quickly find out for me, what is the name of the Xixia man of this king and eight lambs, go back to raid his house, and kill all the men, women and children in his family." His grandmother's, he is a Xixia person, why did he help outsiders and steal my 'sad and crisp breeze' to cast it indiscriminately?" Duan Yu was stunned, and said in his heart: "What kind of Xixia man is he scolding?" Helian Tieshu said again: "He wrote these eight words on the wall, isn't that clearly mocking us?"

When Duan Yu and Ah Zhu looked up, they saw four lines of words written on the pink wall like dragons and snakes, each line of four words:

"In his way, he will give back to his body, charming and poisonous wind, and return to the king of the original wall. ”

The ink is dripping, and it is clear that the person who wrote has not left for a long time.

Duan Yu said "ah" and said, "This ...... Yes...... Is this written by Murong Gongzi?" Ah Zhu said in a low voice: "Don't forget that you yourself are Murong Gongzi. My son-in-law can write in various fonts, and I can't tell if he wrote these words. ”

Duan Yu asked Nu'erhai, "Who wrote this?"

Nuerhai didn't answer, only secretly worried, I don't know how the beggars will deal with them, after they capture the beggars, torture and insult, do everything, they just need to "use the other way, give back to the other", then it is very difficult.

Seeing that the beggar gang had come to the main hall one after another, Ah Zhu said in a low voice: "The big thing is over, let's go!" and said loudly: "I have other important matters, I have to go with Murong Gongzi to handle it, and I will see you in the future." He walked out of the temple quickly. Elder Wu and the others shouted: "Slow down for the helper, slow down for the helper." "How dare Azhu stop more, but go faster and faster with Duan Yu. The group of heroes in the beggar gang has always been in awe of Qiao Feng, and no one dares to step forward to stop him.

The two of them walked out of Lixu, and Ah Zhu smiled and said: "Duan Gongzi, it's a coincidence, your ugly eight weird apprentice just wants you to try out Ling Bo's Weibu kung fu, and he said that you are better than his master." Duan Yu let out a "hmm". Ah Zhu said again: "I don't know who secretly put the drug? The Western Xia general kept saying that it was a traitor, and I think most of it was done by the Western Xia people themselves. ”

Duan Yu suddenly remembered a person, and said, "Could it be the Western Xia warrior Li Yanzong that Li Shuchong met in the mill?" ”

Between the lines, the sound of horses' hooves, a horse galloped on the avenue, Duan Yu saw Qiao Feng from a distance, and said happily: "It's Brother Qiao!" Just as he was about to say hello, Azhu hurriedly pulled his sleeve and said, "Don't shout, the main man is here!" turned around. Duan Yu woke up: "Ah Zhu pretended to be Brother Qiao, and it was not wonderful for him to see it. After a while, Qiao Feng was already galloping closer. Duan Yu didn't dare to confront him head-on, and thought to himself: "When Brother Qiao and the beggar gang meet each other, the truth will be revealed, I wonder if I will blame Ah Zhu for such a ridiculous prank?"

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Li Shuchong knew that this was an absurd and shameless request. But he couldn't help but mention it.

His request was simple: to hold an uncovered assembly and sleep with his wives and concubines.

It's not that Li Shuchong is absurd, it's also a helpless move. As the harem team grows day by day, he has to face more and more beautiful wives and concubines, Qin Wen, Xiao Zhao, Yin Li, Zhou Zhiruo, Zhong Ling, and A Zhu not only lost their lives to him one after another, but also fell in love with him and followed him all the way, of course he was also responsible for it to the end. Wang Yuyan has the aura of "captivating the country", not to mention that he is the guide of his cultivation of immortals and refining qi, and now he is going to make a promise with his body, how dare he live up to it, how can he miss it?

However, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read. There are also happy troubles in groups of wives and concubines. Although Li Shuchong is not a problem in hardware, it is difficult for him to achieve a bowl of water. If he didn't take this opportunity to break the routine and let them accept this ridiculous and shameless group living demand, he would probably run between various beauties in the future, and it would be inefficient at all.

What's more, even the immortal aura of "Alluring the City and the Country" is limited after all, and if you want to get more, you must improve the efficiency of his dual cultivation, so that all the wives and concubines can join it, so that he can continuously create aura and continue to advance.

Q: Is that clear?

For there is a source of living water.

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After Qiao Feng rescued Yin Li and A Bi's two daughters, he learned that the brothers of the Beggar Gang were captured by the Western Xia people, and he was anxious and searched everywhere. But the countryside in the south of the Yangtze River is full of rice fields and mulberry land, waterways and land routes, vertical and horizontal, not simpler than the northern roads, Qiao Feng searched for a long time, and finally easily bumped into the two little novices of Tianning Temple, asked the direction, and then rushed to Tianning Temple. He saw Duan Yu's bright and handsome appearance, and thought: "This son and my brother Duan Yu are bright for a while. Ah Zhu had already turned his back, so he didn't pay attention, and he was worried about the beggar brothers, and he hurried and galloped over.

When I came to the outside of Tianning Temple, I saw more than a dozen beggar disciples tying up one Western Xia warrior after another and escorting them out of the temple. Qiao Feng was overjoyed: "The brothers of the beggar gang have turned defeat into victory. ”

When the beggars saw Qiao Feng going and coming back, they greeted him one after another and said, "Helper, how these thieves are gone, please show me." Qiao Feng said: "I am no longer a member of the beggar gang, and the word 'gang leader' will never be mentioned again." Are you all hurt?"

Elder Xu in the temple waited for the report, and they all hurried out to greet him, and when they saw Qiao Feng, they were either ashamed or happy. Elder Song said loudly: "Gang leader, yesterday in the apricot forest, the gang's spies in Xixia sent an emergency military intelligence, Elder Xu made his own opinion, you are not allowed to see, what are you? Elder Xu, quickly take it out and show it to the gang leader." The words were quite polite.

Elder Xu's face was ashamed, he took out the small paper ball that was originally hidden in the wax pill, and sighed, "I was wrong. "Hand it to Qiao Feng.

Qiao Feng shook his head and didn't answer. Elder Song grabbed it with his hands, spread out the thin crumpled paper, and read it aloud: "Qiqi Gang Master: My subordinates have found out that General Helian Tieshu of Xixia led a large number of Yipintang experts to the Central Plains and wanted to deal with our gang. They have a powerful poisonous gas, and when they release it, they have no breath at all, and people can't move before they know it. When you meet them, you must first plug your nostrils, or knock down their minds first, and grab the stinking antidote, otherwise it will be very dangerous. It matters, it matters. Daxinrud's subordinate Yi Dabiao was in a hurry to report. ”

After Elder Song read it, he glared angrily at Elder Xu, who was acting absurdly, along with Elder Wu and Elder Xi.

Bai Shijing said: "Brother Yi Dabiao's urgent report arrived in time, but unfortunately we didn't read it in time." Fortunately, the brothers only suffered a bird anger, but no one was injured, helper, we all have to ask you for guilt. You are benevolent and righteous, alas, there is really nothing to say. ”

Elder Wu said: "Helper, as soon as you leave, everyone will be on the way, if it weren't for you and Murong Gongzi coming to the rescue in time, the beggar gang would be wiped out." If you don't come back to preside over the overall situation and be the head of everyone, you will never succeed. Qiao Fengqi said: "What Murong Gongzi?" Elder Wu said: "Quan Guanqing, these people are talking nonsense, you don't listen to him." What is so difficult about making friends? I can believe that you and Murong Gongzi only met today. Qiao Feng said: "Murong Gongzi, do you say Murong Fu? I have never met him." ”

Elder Xu and Elders Song, Xi, Chen, and Wu looked at each other, all stunned, and thought: "It's just that a moment ago, he and Murong Gongzi came in hand to detoxify everyone, why did he suddenly say that he didn't know Murong Gongzi at this time, it's ridiculous, right?" Elder Xi pondered for a moment, suddenly realized, and said, "Ah, yes, that young man of Shicai claims to be surnamed Murong, but he is not Murong Fu. There are more than 10 million people with the surname 'Murong' in the world, so what's the surprise?"

Elder Chen said: "He inscribed himself on the wall, 'Give back to the other's way', but isn't Murong Fu who it is?"

Suddenly, a strange voice said: "That doll boy can do any martial arts, and the kung fu is more subtle than the original master, is that not Murong Fu? Of course it's him! It must be him!" Everyone looked at the person who spoke, only to see that he had short eyes and a scorched face, and he was the crocodile god of the South China Sea. He was tied up after being poisoned, but couldn't help but interject.

Qiao Fengqi said: "Then has Murong Fu been here?" The South China Sea crocodile god said angrily: "Let your mother's stinky fart!" Just now you and Murong Fu came in hand in hand, and I don't know what kind of ghost way you used to numb Lao Tzu with anesthetic. You can quickly let Lao Tzu go, otherwise, hum, ......hum,

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With a "hum", Qin Wen reluctantly accepted the result of the vote, four to one, and Li Shuchong's absurd request was passed.

Only Qin Wen comes from modern society, although she has been imperceptibly, but there are still some equal thoughts of men and women, and it is difficult to accept the request of a group of wives and concubines to be slept together, but she is lonely.

Because the other four beauties were anxious to "cut hair" and "cultivate immortals", they voted in favor of it despite the strong opposition of "Zhenggong Niangniang". As a result, the "united front of wives and concubines" became a virtual "Maginot Line", and the balance of victory and defeat completely tilted to Brother Shu Chong's side.

Seeing that the time was ripe, Li Shuchong put his hands up and down, and in a moment, he stripped off the gentle and well-behaved Xiao Zhao, and ripped off his clothes, revealing a huge capital, and raised his gun to stab - under the transformation of the immortal aura, the huge thing was as thick as a child's arm, like a poisonous snake spitting letters, and it became more and more hideous and terrifying.

The strange thing is that after breaking the psychological barrier, the four wives and concubines who were waiting looked at each other and smiled, not surprised but happy, eager to try, intending to incarnate as a snake catcher and join forces to subdue the giant snake and eliminate harm for the sisters.

Li Shuchong saw that the enemy was outnumbered, and knew that he had to be ruthless and quickly solve every "snake catcher". He decided to increase the speed and get Xiao Zhao to disarm and surrender as soon as possible.

In the old days when there was no "fairy rhyme aura", the rate of firing could only be maintained at about 100 shots per minute, and the maximum was not more than 120 times. With this rate, persisting for an hour can also make them hysterical and climb to the peak of happiness.

However, today Simei dared to pretend to him and interrogate him in three sessions, and he didn't take the opportunity to teach them a lesson and revive his husband, when would he wait?

Li Shuchong's ears seemed to sound the classic singing paragraph of Gao Pet in "Picking a Pulley": "Look ahead, the black hole must be the thief's lair, wait for me to catch up, kill it ~ clean ~ clean!"

He only secretly increased the delivery of the "Immortal Yun Aura" at the head of the gun, and gradually increased the rate of discharging the gun: 15 ...... One hundred and eighteen ...... Until...... Two hundred times per minute!

As Bai Jingqi read in "The Gate of the Mansion": There is a saying that "if you don't enter the tiger's den, you can get the tiger?" The reason why Li Shuchong dared to take risks with one against five was to rely on this hidden stunt.

As expected, Xiao Zhao, who could have supported more than an hour, barely lasted until about ten minutes in the face of the "rapid march" interspersed with high speed, and then he was hoarse, begging for mercy, pouring for thousands of miles, almost unconscious, and completely defeated. Only then did Li Shuchong stop his crusade against her, and sent a stream of fiery immortal aura into her body to help Xiao Zhao expel the toxins in his skin and "cut hair" for beauty.

Gradually, a cool immortal aura was born in Xiao Zhao's body, from scratch, from small to large, gathered in the Qi Sea Acupoint, more and more. Although a cyclone did not form, over time, refining the first layer of gas was not a problem.

Yin Li took away Xiao Zhao, who was in urgent need of bathing, Qin Wen was still a little reserved and immovable, but Zhong Ling did not have so many worries, preempting Zhou Zhiruo, not only to "cut hair", but also to "cultivate immortals".

The beauties "boarded" one after another,

The bed was "wobbly" all night.

exclaimed, "Cutting hair",

"Cultivating immortals" when whipping.

absurdity,

Stoned.

wheel warfare,

No fear of color.

Gun up,

Ebb and flow.

refreshing

Hemp.

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Could it be that he was dizzy?

Or is it a hallucination?

Qiao Feng was surprised in his heart, and then said: "Look, you are also a good player in the martial arts, how can you talk such nonsense? When have I been here? What is it that came hand in hand with Murong Fu, it is even more ridiculous." ”

The South China Sea crocodile was so angry that he shouted: "Qiao Feng, fuck Qiao Feng, you are the leader of the beggar gang in vain, and you dare to tell such a big lie! Big and small, did Qiao Feng come here just now? Did our general invite him to sit down and invite him to tea?" All the Western Xia people said: "Yes, Murong Fu auditioned for 'Ling Bo Weibu', Qiao Feng applauded and cheered on the side, is this fake?"

Elder Wu tugged at Qiao Feng's sleeve and said in a low voice: "Helper, Ming people don't do dark things, what happened just now can't be denied." Qiao Feng smiled bitterly and said, "Fourth Brother Wu, did you also see me here just now?" Elder Wu handed over the small porcelain bottle containing the antidote, and said, "Helper, this bottle will be returned to you, maybe it will be useful in the future." Qiao Feng said: "Give it back to me, what do you give it back to me?" Elder Wu said: "This antidote was given to me by you just now, have you forgotten?" Qiao Feng said: "What? Fourth Brother Wu, did you really see me just now?" Elder Wu saw that he denied it, and his heart was both unhappy and uneasy.

Although Qiao Feng was shrewd and capable, how could he have guessed that someone would pretend to be him and come to the Tianning Temple to rescue everyone a moment ago? He expected that there must be a major conspiracy lurking in the middle. Elder Wu and Elder Xi are both straight-minded people, and they will never do anything despicable, but the people who play tricks have a powerful strategy, and they can arrange them properly, so that what they do looks ridiculous and evil everywhere in the eyes of everyone.

The beggars helped him to rescue him, and everyone was grateful, but when they heard him deny it, they were all shocked. Some people guess that he has suffered many accidents in the past few days, so that he has lost his mind; some people think that Qiao Feng has another secret plan and plot to deal with the Tangut people, so he refuses to admit it before the enemies of the Tangut; some people expect that Ma Dayuan was indeed killed by Murong Fu with his false hand, and for fear that the treacherous plot will be exposed, he simply refuses to know Murong Qiren; some people guess that he is plotting to be the leader of the beggar gang and what kind of strategy he is arranging; and some people are even convinced that he is contributing to the Khitan, which is not only against the Western Xia, but also harmful to the Great Song Dynasty. Each person's guess is different, and there are all kinds of expressions of regret, reverence, sadness, resentment, contempt, hatred, and so on on their faces.

Qiao Feng sighed and said, "Everyone has escaped, Qiao Feng will say goodbye." ”

As he spoke, he hugged his fists, turned over his horse, raised his whip, and galloped away.

Suddenly, Elder Xu shouted, "Qiao Feng, leave the dog beating stick behind." Qiao Feng reined in steeply and said, "In the apricot forest, haven't I already handed it over?" Elder Xu said: "We were caught by mistake, and the dog beating stick fell into the hands of the evil dogs of Western Xia." At this time, I can't find it, so I guess I will take it for you again. ”

Qiao Feng looked up to the sky and smiled, his voice was sad, and he said loudly: "I, Qiao Feng, have nothing to do with the beggar gang anymore, what's the use of this dog stick? ”

With a snatch of his legs, the horses flew over with their hooves and galloped north.

Qiao Feng's parents have cared for him since he was a child, and then he was taught by the Shaolin monk Master Xuanku, and then worshiped the beggar gang Wang Gang Master as a teacher, walking the rivers and lakes, although he has experienced many hardships and dangers, but the master's friends all treat him with all their hearts. In the past two days, there has been a turmoil between heaven and earth, and the helper, who has always been prestigious, sincere, benevolent and righteous, has been recognized as a traitor to the country and the people, and a shameless and untrustworthy villain. He let his mount walk along, and his heart was extremely confused: "If I am really a Khitan, in the past ten years, I have killed many Khitans and destroyed many Khitan schemes, wouldn't it be a great disloyalty? If my parents were indeed killed by the Han people outside the Yanmen Pass, and I worshipped the enemy who killed my parents as my teacher, and recognized others as my father and mother for 30 years, wouldn't it be a great disloyalty? Qiao Feng, Qiao Feng, you are so disloyal and unfilial, what face do you have standing between heaven and earth? If Sanhuai Gong is not my father, then I am not Qiao Feng anymore? What is my last name? What is my real father's name for me? Hehe, I am so ridiculous and confused, not only is I disloyal and unfilial, but I have no name and no surname......"